Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Roufi · August 2014

I need a $150k salary.

Roufi · August 2014

Cannoli optional.

Serenla · August 2014

AprilMay9 said:
Fuck I need a cannoli

Mike's?

Tferr02 · August 2014

I get to do a first morning urine catch for my 2 year old son. Really?! How?
I think I should get that 150k salary if I do this successfully.

edoliesmom · August 2014

For anyone who was disappointed with Don Jon (like I was), Thanks for Sharing is a much better option on Netflix!

Roufi · August 2014

But for realz, I spend waaaaay too much time lately fantasizing about winning the lottery. Which is unlikely since I only buy tickets like twice a year...

Eta obviously it'd be pretty unlikely anyways...

RedDawnsRevenge · August 2014

Got my receipt for my ergo from Costco. Unfortunately they can't return it since it's out of its 2 years. Poo. Looks like I'm living in my moby until I can find a replacement. Need to convince DH to let me get the DW carrier.

edoliesmom · August 2014

Any Maya wrap users? I feel like this is not right! She seems too low, and the video on their website didn't show anything about how babies should be positioned once inside.

RedDawnsRevenge · August 2014

purespark said:
At least now you have proof of purchase to send to the Ergo company.

editing to add - have you posted on their Facebook page? After witnessing @vinny424's epic post on the Giant supermarket page, I feel like Facebook call-outs are worth a try!

Yes I contacted them and got an automated response to email them. Which lead to another automated response, and a line number. But the email did say they had to have a receipt copy, which at least I now have. There isn't anything they are likely to do since the carrier is 2 years old. But really how long should a carrier last? My parents have an ancient gracious from when I was a baby so 30yo carrier they used to put the doxie in before she died last year.

Also my new mission in life is to piss off the Ameda people. I've been waiting 2 weeks for a call back about my broken pump. They conveniently never receive my messages, nor have any record of me as a customer. I now have "Vicki's" email and plan to drive her insane until I have a WORKING pump again. Apparently leaving nasty grams on FB isn't enough.

Ashleypixie · August 2014

I've never had a cannoli.

Roufi · August 2014

honeyzoo said:
Having the worst day. I had a physician yell at me on the phone until I cried (25 minutes) because I emailed her about a chemo regimen for a patient that I didn't think was safe (aka--that's my job...). She said I might as well have "posted it on the front page of the new york times" since I put my questions in writing. OMFG.

That sucks balls. For what it's worth, if I was that patient, I would appreciate a thorough follow up, even if it turns out to be fine.

Keep on keepin' on.

Ashleypixie · August 2014

No desserts till I shrink this asssssssss!! God, I feel like Nicki Minaj. Not even an exaggeration. Will this fucking baby weight ever go away???

SoulTermination · August 2014

Thank sweet baby Jesus, finally got my desktop Chrome working properly again. Thing was driving me batshit for months, I hated browsing on my computer because of it! \:D/

hlm184 · August 2014

Ashleypixie said:

I've never had a cannoli.

It's not Friday so we can flame you, right?

mrscrcalli · August 2014

Ashleypixie said:
No desserts till I shrink this asssssssss!! God, I feel like Nicki Minaj. Not even an exaggeration. Will this fucking baby weight ever go away???

I feel like this last 20lbs is stuck!

RedDawnsRevenge · August 2014

Ameda called me back!!!

ambarnett1 · August 2014

hlm184 said:

Ashleypixie said:

I've never had a cannoli.

It's not Friday so we can flame you, right?

I've never had one either, flame away
B-)

knotty-girl · August 2014

So are we going to have a party when we hit 2000 pages? Prize for the winner?

knotty-girl · August 2014

Also @ mamruto the pumpkin is rad.

Tferr02 · August 2014

@mom2boxers‌ he's kind of potty training, but we just use a seat on the toilet. My sister has a potty though so we are going to borrow hers and attempt it.

So I had a mcflurry on Sunday, a chocolate milkshake from checkers yesterday and a slurpee today. Baby weight what?

tamaraaaa · August 2014

We don't flush at night because it wakes up the baby. For some reason our flush is super powerful and loud... I've made the mistake of doing it a few times and have learned my lesson, but now I'm also paranoid I'll forget to flush other places too.

PoppySeedWindsor · August 2014

hlm184 said:
I'm about to go out to lunch and run errands with a baby who hasn't pooped since 5pm last night. This is the longest he has ever gone without pooping.

I'm scared of the epic poop that awaits.

We are about to travel 8 hours. Merri hasn't pooped in nine days. NINE DAYS.

A14. SEND ALL THE POOP JUJU THIS WAY!

Eta: I hope the store went well for you!

ambarnett1 · August 2014

PoppySeedWindsor said:

hlm184 said:
I'm about to go out to lunch and run errands with a baby who hasn't pooped since 5pm last night. This is the longest he has ever gone without pooping.

I'm scared of the epic poop that awaits.
We are about to travel 8 hours. Merri hasn't pooped in nine days. NINE DAYS.

A14. SEND ALL THE POOP JUJU THIS WAY!

Eta: I hope the store went well for you!

Good luck Poppy. I have a feeling you'll have a poopsplosion soon. Which I guess is better than no poop at all.

Ashleypixie · August 2014

My dad NEVER flushes pee. It's disgusting. His office is upstairs and nobody ever goes up there so piss sits in the toilet for dayyyyyys. Nasty discovering your dad's three day old piss in the toilet.

janice9821 · August 2014

Thinking poopy thoughts for you, Poppy!

Cora has been saving all her poop for daycare lately. No complaints here.

PoppySeedWindsor · August 2014

purespark said:

MrsW26 said:

@mamrotu73‌ those came out great! I've always wanted to learn... and make, you know, "ornaments"

I dated a guy in college who grew pot and was a glassblower. He was handy to have around. He didn't last long, though, 'cause he sucked in the sack.

Are you sure he didn't blow?

BWAAAAA ha ha ha ha haaaa

janice9821 · August 2014

Forgot to bring my Ameda Purely Yours to work and had to buy a manual pump so my boobs wouldn't explode. Even pumping one side at a time, I was able to get the same amount in the same amount of time as I usually do with my double electric. WTH Ameda?

mrscrcalli · August 2014

dani+california said:
When I lived alone I barely ever flushed. Unfortunately men's pee smells like a 12 day old hamster cage so that's not really an option anymore.

Also this was in the local news today-I always think of our UO when these headlines come up (which they do often, sadly.)

'Girl, 9, fatally shoots shooting instructor with Uzi https://on.thestar.com/1tArPOu'

Wtf is a 9 year old doing at a shooting range using guns?!

Just the other day there was an article about a gramma who shot her grandson through her bedroom door because she thought he was an intruder. Stay classy!

I honestly thought Dick Tracy was the only one who used an Uzi.. WTAF

deidremaria · August 2014

My sister just joined the navy. She swore in today

(

Ashleypixie · August 2014

dani+california said:

When I lived alone I barely ever flushed. Unfortunately men's pee smells like a 12 day old hamster cage so that's not really an option anymore. Also this was in the local news today-I always think of our UO when these headlines come up (which they do often, sadly.) 'Girl, 9, fatally shoots shooting instructor with Uzi https://on.thestar.com/1tArPOu' Wtf is a 9 year old doing at a shooting range using guns?! Just the other day there was an article about a gramma who shot her grandson through her bedroom door because she thought he was an intruder. Stay classy!

My dad always took me to the range when I was young, but starting at 12, not 9. And I never shot an Uzi. I'm not really a gun person now but I still have a hell of an aim anyway. Pew pew. Never accidentally shot anyone in the head though...

Serenla · August 2014

My god do I want a cannoli...

RedDawnsRevenge · August 2014

unfamiliarroad said:
Forgot to bring my Ameda Purely Yours to work and had to buy a manual pump so my boobs wouldn't explode. Even pumping one side at a time, I was able to get the same amount in the same amount of time as I usually do with my double electric. WTH Ameda?

Because it sucks.

PoppySeedWindsor · August 2014

"We were able to hear her cry," says a new grandmother at the nail studio. "It was adorable and perfect."

It'll be a loooooong time until it understand

edoliesmom · August 2014

dani+california said:
Also I've stopped taking his pants off for diaper changes-I just work the diaper through his legs with the pants pulled down a little. Ah laziness. The mother of creativity.

I'm having a hard time picturing this. /:)

@PoppySeedWindsor‌ I've never heard it referred to as a nail "studio" before, just nail salon.

ambarnett1 · August 2014

DS got shots yesterday and is now not going down and screaming his head off. He still has a fever too.

(

RedDawnsRevenge · August 2014

mamrotu73 said:

dani+california said:
Also I've stopped taking his pants off for diaper changes-I just work the diaper through his legs with the pants pulled down a little. Ah laziness. The mother of creativity.
I thought you meant through the pant legs at first. Like you slid it out the cuff by the ankle. I figured you must be a miracle worker to not cover Q in poo.

I didn't know I was supposed to take her pants off...

Tferr02 · August 2014

Going through my memory boxes while I'm home. Apparently young me thought it was important to save Canadian money in my memory box, even though I've never been to canada.

edoliesmom · August 2014

mamrotu73 said:

dani+california said:
Also I've stopped taking his pants off for diaper changes-I just work the diaper through his legs with the pants pulled down a little. Ah laziness. The mother of creativity.
I thought you meant through the pant legs at first. Like you slid it out the cuff by the ankle. I figured you must be a miracle worker to not cover Q in poo.

That's NOT what she means? I'm so confuuuused. :-??

knotty-girl · August 2014

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AprilMay9 said:

I'm a water Waster. Once I went away for a weekend and accidentally left pee in the toilet. Knocked me on my ass b-(

Speaking of water wasting, my home is green and we have low flow toilets. A lot of the time you have to flush 2xs, so it cancels out the whole water conserving point.

edoliesmom · August 2014

dani+california said:

edoliesmom said:

dani+california said:
Also I've stopped taking his pants off for diaper changes-I just work the diaper through his legs with the pants pulled down a little. Ah laziness. The mother of creativity.
I'm having a hard time picturing this. /:)

@PoppySeedWindsor‌ I've never heard it referred to as a nail "studio" before, just nail salon.
Pull pants down to ankles like a guy who's using the toilet. Take off diaper. Put fresh diaper under bum, pull front of diaper through the gap of the legs, secure, bam!

Ohhhohohohokay. I get it now. I'm surprised you've been taking them entirely off this whole time!

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