Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

BiggerinRealLife

Ok ladies.....let's do this.

I have no idea what the record is for longest thread on The Bump, but I say we blow it wide open with our Random Thoughts Thread! Because WE ARE A14. And we have thoughts that are random.

Who's with me???

BiggerinRealLife

I'm trying to fall asleep and all I can think is...

"I'm walkin' on sunshine! Wo-ah!
I'm walkin' on sunshine! Wo-oh-oh!"

...and that's all of the song that I know.

::sigh::

spocker

My dog crawls under our bed at night and chews her nails. It's horrible to listen to.

snmetz7

BiggerinRealLife said:

I'm trying to fall asleep and all I can think is...

"I'm walkin' on sunshine! Wo-ah!
I'm walkin' on sunshine! Wo-oh-oh!"

...and that's all of the song that I know.

::sigh::

"And don't it feel good!"
Great now that'll be stuck in my head lol and I don't know much more than you do!

BiggerinRealLife

@snmetz7 Yes! I knew the next line was something cheesy like that! At least I can finish the chorus now.

Hey! All ri-ight now!

snmetz7

@bigger glad I could help.

My random thought? Heartburn is a bitch! Rawr it woke me up:(

BiggerinRealLife

aviola329 said:

I'm sitting here topless letting vitamin e oil soak into my nipples. They were flaky and itchy and driving me nuts. DH can't decide if I'm crazy or if he likes it lol.

A viola I was going to say this totally reads like an erotic novel....until you get to the itchy, flaky part. ">

seannasmommy16

I drank orange juice tonight and I've been farting non stop since. Yay for gas!!!

blahswife

My DH doesn't like my food concoctions. Tonight I threw some potatoes and chicken strips in the crockpot. Obviously I didn't let it cook long enough because the potatoes were hard.

katieharpiceland

I'm totally being a slacker lately, and I just don't care! 

katieharpiceland

Also, I enjoy sitting on the couch and drinking lots of water until my bladder is full. I can really feel LO kick. I was doing this off and on for hours after work yesterday. Filling up my bladder, feeling kicks, peeing. Then I caught myself wondering if my bladder is like a baby water bed. After that last thought, I realized I should stop thinking for awhile. 

ETA I type FILL instead of FEEL. Typing to match my weirdo accent really annoys me. 

Mamamonzo

ellendee said:

My dog crawls under our bed at night and chews her nails. It's horrible to listen to.

My cat licks herself so loud I want to punt her across the room.  We can hear her grooming from two rooms away.  BEYOND ANNOYING!

AmberLiz99

I'm in charge of playgroup today and have an outing to a farm planed. I'm 90% sure no one is going to show up and I kind of wish I could just skip it and go walk around the mall with ds an split a pretzel.

kateleestar

I don't feel like wearing pants today... why did I have to come to work?

abbeylanecb

I own a children's store and pretty much hate everything out there so I want start my own line. I'm scared to tell DH because he wants me to quit all together. I don't think he will be happy I want to start another project!

abbeylanecb

AprilMay9 said:

The movement threads are as annoying as the shared a/s.

No movement felt at 17 weeks?!?! You must be the only one everrrrrr

I really want to comment on every stupid thread, yep you are the only one. Grr

ZebNMichelle

I hate that some people focus on my weight ... Yes at one point I was like 167 and after time got down to 110 I'm 5"2 1/2 ( Zeb thought I was to skinny) then I was about 120 when I got my BFP I'm like 130 my doctor is happy with my weight. Why can't people just leave me alone and let me grow my baby?! Hello I see my self everyone knows I over focus on my weight. Stop making it worse.

MamaFantastic

this is the first year we've actually been on the ball with planning and shopping for christmas presents!!  (nerd alert) we even made a shared google doc to keep track of our purchases and ideas.  it's kind of insane in a completely awesome, unexpected way.

(i'm usually the one with the grand plans in august who ends up making an emergency midnight run to TJ Maxx to get whatever the heck i can find on dec 23rd...)

Roufi

karissamonzo said:

ellendee said:

My dog crawls under our bed at night and chews her nails. It's horrible to listen to.

My cat licks herself so loud I want to punt her across the room.  We can hear her grooming from two rooms away.  BEYOND ANNOYING!

Lol mine mouth-farts while licking his junk. Grossest thing ever, good thing he's cute

MamaFantastic

i just picked and flicked a booger like i was 8 years old.  gross.

MegJ17

I'm wearing a pair of Demi panel pants that fall down. I had no other pants clean so I put on a long sweater. My butt is going to be hanging out all day!

tamaraaaa

Ugh, right now my DH would be lucky to see me in anything but sweats and a sweatshirt.  I haven't put on jeans in who knows how long, because I can button in the morning and an hour later I'm miserable.  My stomach is doing weird things, and I'm over it.  Maternity pants are hideous at this size, so I'm hoping I can go another month in sweats until maternity jeans look normal...  No judgements allowed. 

In other news, I have a sweet tooth that won't quit.  McDonalds apple pie with a carmel sundae?  Don't mind if I do (and it was AMAZING).

katieharpiceland

Acid reflux can suck it. 

katieharpiceland

P&B715 said:

When I watch the little mermaid I always dream of Hawaii.... I know they are not in Hawaii, but it was the best vaca I've ever had...

We went to Hawaii when I was 9 and 10 for vacation. I have never had so much fun in my life. I loved to swim and I literally swam all day, everyday. Would go from the ocean, to the pool, to the ocean. Would love to go back and do something more than just swim this time. hehe!

natpirt

If I really voiced a opinion I'd make a few people cry...trying to remember the saying "if you don't have nothing nice to say....."

I am so tired of people thinking that only their opinion matters!

mrscrcalli

I had the most vivid sex dream ever!!! Like woah! Enough to make you blush just talking about what went down!

And DH is already off to work.. Best/Worst morning !

thomas930

I want to hide in a closet just so I can eat my breakfast without having to give half of it away. Darn kids are like vultures! 

pineconey

this is the thread that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend
some people started posting here not knowing what it was
and they'll continue posting here forever
JUST BECAUSE
this is the thread that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend...

pineconey

ALSO i have to be at a board meeting in 40 minutes.

I
DON'T
WANT
TO

i need a shower.

also do not want to.

i have a very real fear that i'm going to have a food-mergency today as well.  directly after this meeting i have my cpr/first aid refresher course for who knows how long and directly after that i have an unpleasant meeting with one of my staff members who completely wigged out last week.
where is the time in there for food you ask? i don't know. i just don't know.
but i do know if i go more than 2 1/2 hours without food i turn into a firemonster.

wednesday.
effing wednesday.

J&NL

It's pretty sad that the highlight of my week so far is H coming home this morning to pick us up so we can inprocess on post. Hey, at least I'm out of the house!

J&NL

Oh and we got a new puppy last night we think she's about 6 months old. She is a complete blessing to us. H and I have been toying with the idea of getting a companion for our GSP, Cash, and I've always wanted to get a female GSP for him so we can name her June.

Wellll... To our luck, I saw an add for a GSP female who was abandoned by her owners. I called the people that had her and they said there was two people ahead of us. Well, they turned her down so now she's ours!! I am so thrilled and feel so lucky to have her.

Tferr02

My husband forgot to leave the target red card at home this morning. He said I could come by his work to pick it up (saves us 5%!) so I told him I would be there in 40 mins and he said ok. I got here at exactly 40 mins and I don't see his car anywhere and I text him. No response. I've been here waiting for 15 mins. It's not worth the 5% anymore but my son is asking Daddy? Ugh!

TallaB

IT'S ANATOMY SCAN DAY!!
 Come on corpus callosum, 4 heart chambers and 2 kidneys!!

Wait...I really should start a thread for this...

snmetz7

ColleenSwerb said:

3) I hate the movement threads. I didn't feel my first until 22.5w and I wasn't freaking out. Get a grip. All I want to say is "unless you're bleeding and cramping your baby is FINE so stop freaking out for no reason. Babies don't just magically disappear from your belly and make you un-pregnant." But I refrain because there would be that person who has a late missed miscarriage or something and I would feel like a flaming asshole.

yep that was totally me last time. loss at 20 weeks with no cramping or bleeding or any other signs for that matter and the drs told me the same thing you did even though I *knew* something was wrong. to clarify, even I wasn't worried about lack of movement last time but I had a feeling something wasn't right and I turned out to be right about that

snmetz7

I really think that if I were director of my office, things would go more smoothly but maybe that's because I just want everyone to do as I say lol

tamaraaaa

Last night my MIL called and suggested more hideous names, even though we've already decided...  Her told her we have a name and he won't be sharing it with her.  BAHAHA.  I love him. 

mrscrcalli

Laid on the couch last night with our fluffy throw blanket and its smells like my dog, I burst into tears and cuddled her earn. Am I crazy?

ashcole28

I only wanted to sleep when I wasn't on restrictions now I'm on restrictions and I want to do everything! Ugh!

BiggerinRealLife

@pineconey I was totally singing that ALL DAY. Contemplated teaching it to my kids, but thought too many parents would hate me.

@ColleenSwerb It was totally in your honor!

snowclouds

Can someone tell me how grown ass women at my work office manage to pee on the toilet seats? It's not like once in a while; it's all the freaking time!  I'm so annoyed every time I go to the bathroom and go often now.

snmetz7

I have to give TWO presentations this week. one of them is after hours so I actually get to sleep WAY in tomorrow and come in late since we don't have money for overtime! So excited about sleeping in!