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  • RoufiRoufi member
    BiggerinRealLife said:

    I am so beyond livid I'm seeing red. I've never wanted to give one of my dogs away, but I swear this has made me think about it.

    Josie had a nice, big poop before her morning nap. Ever since then I've been smelling poop. I've checked her over five times for poop; nothing. Nothing on the sheets, nothing on the changing table, nada. Chalked it up to smelling the diaper since I threw it away in the bathroom instead of the closed container in the kitchen. (It was her overnight disposable.)

    Nope. My oldest dog ate her diaper. Got it out of the trash and tore it open to eat the poop. I don't know if he ate any of the actual diaper, it was pretty torn to shreds. He licked the sucker clean. Poop all over my dog, poop all over my bathroom, and to top it off I have to worry that he ingested diaper and wait to see if his stomach is going to explode. Oh, and did I mention? MY WHOLE BEDROOM SMELLS LIKE POOP.

    I'm kicking him outside and I don't even care to see him today. His poor innocent brother is gonna have to go with him because of the doggy door. Thank God it's a nice day.

    Please laugh. I need to see the humor in the situation. Otherwise, dog for sale! One adorable, clueless, poop eating dog for sale!

    I feel ya Birl - pets are assholes. My cat is on my shitlist for peeing in luggage :(
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  • knotty-girlknotty-girl member
    @BiggerinRealLife‌ LMAO! I have a poop eater dog too- she eats my other dogs poop- once she threw up poop in the house. It was the nastiest poop/vomit combo ever. We joke that the lock on the diaper pail is not for toddler proofing but puppy proofing. We named her the "diaper deputy" and so far we have kept her from her doody (duty). 

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  • SoulTerminationSoulTermination member
    Trying to decide if I feel like lugging A-game's bouncer all the way across the apartment to the bathroom so I can try to have a shower. It's hot and muggy here, and I feel grooooss. @-)
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    Crap in a fucking balls ass hat hand basket. Just bled clumps the size of baseballs. Headed off to Santa Rosa to hit the ER.
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  • cnbeancnbean member
    @PoppySeedWindsor Oh no, I hope everything is okay!
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  • ambarnett1ambarnett1 member
    PoppySeedWindsor said:

    Crap in a fucking balls ass hat hand basket. Just bled clumps the size of baseballs. Headed off to Santa Rosa to hit the ER.

    Oh no :( t&p's heading your way! Hugs and cake too.

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  • edoliesmomedoliesmom member
    @PoppySeedWindsor Oh no.. :( I hope everything is okay. Update us when you can. >:D<
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    T&P Poppy! FX everything is okay

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  • BiggerinRealLifeBiggerinRealLife member
    @poru You win. That sucks. And when did your baby go blonde?!?

    @knotty-girl‌ Oh, they eat each others' poop. It's so gross. I've had the poop vomit too, but at least it was on a small carpet that could be tossed in the wash. I don't know why, it just seemed so much more offensive that it was my baby's poop. :-/
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    @hope your okay poppy!
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    @PoppySeedWindsor oh hugs to you!! FX everything is ok!
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    Hope you're ok @PoppySeedWindsor‌
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    FX it is nothing poppy.



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  • RoufiRoufi member
    Oh Poppy I really hope it's nothing - please update us when you can. *Huge hugs*
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  • deidremariadeidremaria member
    I'm praying everything is ok poppy!
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    Hope everything is ok @PoppySeedWindsor‌ !
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    Big hugs to you Poppy!  I hope everything is ok.
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  • SoulTerminationSoulTermination member
    Oh, Poppy, no. Hope everything's okay! *huggle* [-O<
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  • J&NLJ&NL member
    deidremaria said:

    I fucking love baby boy cardigans. I just bought a bunch among other super cute things

    I can't wait to dress up DS this winter. Boys have the cutest winter clothes.
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    J&NL said:

    deidremaria said:

    I fucking love baby boy cardigans. I just bought a bunch among other super cute things

    I can't wait to dress up DS this winter. Boys have the cutest winter clothes.
    Its so true!!! I hate that we don't have winter here. Luckily it's kinda chilly for a baby at night so he can wear cardigans then. That'll just mean I'll need to take him out at night :-)
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    Jessieann1020 said:

    2 things. E still doesn't cry real tears. Is he the only one? Google says they usually start by 1 month but it's normal to not yet. Also, I am so annoyed at DH. I am not even going to get into it with him because he is just man clueless and it won't make a difference. I really want to TP him though.

    DS doesn't cry real tears yet either.

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    BiggerinRealLife said:
    @poppyseedwindsor You've been checking in since you posted. Does that mean everything's okay?  [-O<
    I hope so... Please let us know, Poppy. FX that it's nothing! 
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    knotty-girl said:


    deidremaria said:

    J&NL said:

    deidremaria said:

    I fucking love baby boy cardigans. I just bought a bunch among other super cute things

    I can't wait to dress up DS this winter. Boys have the cutest winter clothes.
    Its so true!!! I hate that we don't have winter here. Luckily it's kinda chilly for a baby at night so he can wear cardigans then. That'll just mean I'll need to take him out at night :-)




    I'm glad we don't have winter here. All those extra winter stroller accessories and clothing layers that have to be removed for a diaper change seems like a pain in the ass. However, I do love the cuteness that is a baby in a stiff snow suit.

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    You make an excellent point. Thank you for that reminder
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  • chichi589chichi589 member
    I love baby boy clothes! The little flannel man shirts and jeans ah I die of cuteness!

    @PoppySeedWindsor‌ thinking about you! Hope everything is ok.
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    edited September 2014
    Should I be concerned that LO just chowed down on 3 oz of formula and 1 oz of carrots and 1 1/2 oz of sweet potatoes. I feel like that's a lot, but he was still hungry and opening his mouth for more. Now he's playing happily before bedtime, so Idk why I'm concerned.

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    @mrscrcalli‌ you go lady!
    @hlm184‌ too freaking cute! DS needs one.

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    Hugs and prayers, @PoppySeedWindsor‌! Hoping everything's ok!
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