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  • TwirpleTwirple member
    knotty-girl said:
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    AprilMay9 said:
    I'm a water Waster. Once I went away for a weekend and accidentally left pee in the toilet. Knocked me on my ass b-(

    Speaking of water wasting, my home is green and we have low flow toilets. A lot of the time you have to flush 2xs, so it cancels out the whole water conserving point.
    I seriously hate low flow toilets for this reason.  I hate having to stand around in the bathroom for the tank to fill up for the second flush.
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  • RedDawnsRevengeRedDawnsRevenge member
    My iPhone just took a swim in the dog's water.
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  • knotty-girlknotty-girl member
    Twirple said:
    knotty-girl said:
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    AprilMay9 said:
    I'm a water Waster. Once I went away for a weekend and accidentally left pee in the toilet. Knocked me on my ass b-(

    Speaking of water wasting, my home is green and we have low flow toilets. A lot of the time you have to flush 2xs, so it cancels out the whole water conserving point.
    I seriously hate low flow toilets for this reason.  I hate having to stand around in the bathroom for the tank to fill up for the second flush.
    We don't have to wait for a second flush, but I found if you release too quickly you get an even more half assed flush (if that's even possible.)  I clogged the toilet a few times which was humiliating because I can't work a plunger and DH had to deal with it.  There are some things I believe in keeping private in a marriage, bowel movements being one of them.  Now I've learned a protocol to prevent such scenarios.
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  • knotty-girlknotty-girl member
    AprilMay9 said:
    I'm guessing bowls get scarred a lot. I would be switching that out for a standard toilet ASAP. I would die if my h had to unclog my shit.

    I did die. DH and I have been together 12 years and he's never even let a fart slip in front of me. Sadly the pregnancy killed a bit of the mystery on my end.
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  • Tferr02Tferr02 member
    @mamrotu73‌ such a good idea! I was already factoring in a 2 morning a week daycare for DS1, but cleaners might have to make the list too
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  • RedDawnsRevengeRedDawnsRevenge member
    Vinny424 said:

    How inappropriate would a bib that had a turkey on it that said "gobble gobble mother clucker" be? Does that even make sense? Maybe a chicken instead over a turkey dinner?

    Only makes sense if the turkey is holding an tommy gun
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  • deidremariadeidremaria member
    My bf and I had yet another stupid fight today and he managed to spill an entire bag of my breastmilk during it. I don't know if I'm more upset about the things that were said or the spilled milk
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  • mrscrcallimrscrcalli member
    edited August 2014
    Vinny424 said:

    mrscrcalli said:

    What if it say mother plucker instead of clucker? You pluck a turkey right?

    You are correct!
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    MrsStanton87 said:

    Ugh sorry @deidremaria‌ :( We tried to give DS a bottle tonight and it wasn't happening. We thawed 3 oz like idiots. It hurt so bad pouring it down the drain!

    That friggin sucks! Im sorry.
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    MrsStanton87 said:

    Ugh sorry @deidremaria‌ :( We tried to give DS a bottle tonight and it wasn't happening. We thawed 3 oz like idiots. It hurt so bad pouring it down the drain!

    Should have made coffee. :D
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  • PoppySeedWindsorPoppySeedWindsor member
    edoliesmom said:

    dani+california said:

    Also I've stopped taking his pants off for diaper changes-I just work the diaper through his legs with the pants pulled down a little. Ah laziness. The mother of creativity.

    I'm having a hard time picturing this. /:)

    @PoppySeedWindsor‌ I've never heard it referred to as a nail "studio" before, just nail salon.
    That's because my brain wasn't working right. I also didn't finish the post, had an error and sent it anyway.

    Oh boy, vacation is doing me wonders.
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  • Tferr02Tferr02 member
    I'm incredibly ragey tonight that DH is off states away sleeping all night in a hotel room for months while I am here with a baby that won't sleep and 2 noisy dogs. It also doesn't help that we try to always talk before going to bed. Tonight he text saying that his phone was dying, but he'd call me after it charged. I finally give up and go to sleep. After 11 he texts me and says sorry just got back. As I'm freaking trying to stay awake so we can have our nightly convo, he's off enjoying the hotel pool.
    This is so unfair right now. And I can hear both boys coughing right now which means DS1 will be fun tomorrow.
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  • Tferr02Tferr02 member
    So I turned on the tv tonight as G is boycotting sleep and 19 kids and counting was on. How sleep deprived are the duggars? I can't imagine doing this stage that many times. No thank you!
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  • RedDawnsRevengeRedDawnsRevenge member
    I just found my razor in the bottom of my bed. I have no idea how it got there. I'm worried and I can't get back to sleep.
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  • JessieAlbinJessieAlbin member
    I have to leave my baby for four days and I don't freaking wanna!! :(( :(( :((

    Oh and I'm gonna miss my husband a little, too.
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  • deidremariadeidremaria member
    JessieAlbin said:

    I have to leave my baby for four days and I don't freaking wanna!! :(( :(( :((

    Oh and I'm gonna miss my husband a little, too.

    You sound like me! I'm sorry you're gonna be away!
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  • baileymama3baileymama3 member
    AcaAwkward said:

    I hate these onesies that are double layered and are supposed to look like a t-shirt when you put them with pants. Because then I feel obligated to find a pair of pants. Ain't no one got time for pants when the high is 101.

    ETA: How many times can I say "pants?"

    (PANTS)

    I had no idea that was why they were like that! I have one from a gift and was like... "Hmm, it's a shirtsie." He's worn it once.
     
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  • eireyeseireyes member
    Almost to 2000 pages!

    I had the wierdest dream last night, and it involved the eels from Little Mermaid, a sunken sailboat, and the homeless young man that accepted Miley's VMA award.

    WTH brain?! I didn't even watch the VMA's, and I barely caught two minutes of The Little Mermaid when it was on Disney last week... I didn't even have dreams this vivid when I was pregnant!
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  • snowboundsnowbound member
    I need all the coffee today. LO got up at 530am after waking every 2/3hrs starting around 7pm. I ended up putting him in the stroller around 730am and walking to the gas station to get coffee creamer. ahh!!
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  • edoliesmomedoliesmom member
    PoppySeedWindsor said:

    edoliesmom said:

    dani+california said:

    Also I've stopped taking his pants off for diaper changes-I just work the diaper through his legs with the pants pulled down a little. Ah laziness. The mother of creativity.

    I'm having a hard time picturing this. /:)

    @PoppySeedWindsor‌ I've never heard it referred to as a nail "studio" before, just nail salon.
    That's because my brain wasn't working right. I also didn't finish the post, had an error and sent it anyway.

    Oh boy, vacation is doing me wonders.

    Sorry, I wasn't trying to be like "YOU SAID THE WRONG THING, POPPY. GOSH." It was more like I thought it was because we're from opposite sides of the US so we use different words for the same thing. :\">
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  • edoliesmomedoliesmom member
    dani+california said:

    I feel like I should just keep posting until I'm on the 2000th page.

    Me too... I wanna be the first!!! :ar!
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  • edoliesmomedoliesmom member
    dani+california said:

    Maybe this time.....KABLAMO

    Or THIS time!
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    honeyzoo said:

    Yeah!! 2000 pages!! I thought for sure I would miss it last night.

    So did I! I was all, "Dang, I'm not gonna even get to post on the 2000th page!"
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    mom2boxers said:
    Article says she's showing her bump. They need to get some glasses. There's no bump yet. Second picture down.

    At least in the article they call it an "almost baby bump", but yeah...
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  • hlm184hlm184 member
    LO has been napping for 90 minutes.  Sweet.
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  • JessieAlbinJessieAlbin member
    I could never have @mamrotu73‌ 's fancy life because I hate effing flying. We haven't started moving and already I feel sick and I miss my baby! :(
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  • Emily041285Emily041285 member
    Does anyone's LO have an interest in just your drinks? OG hates any food we've tried to give her but watches us like a hawk when we drink anything.

    I feel like I should do something about this but I'm not sure what. A sippy cup?
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    I think I see tooth buds.

    I'm not ready!  


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  • Teresa1896Teresa1896 member
    Emily041285 said:

    Does anyone's LO have an interest in just your drinks? OG hates any food we've tried to give her but watches us like a hawk when we drink anything.

    I feel like I should do something about this but I'm not sure what. A sippy cup?

    DS has been doing this too. I pulled out the nuk sippy cup (one with handles) for him the other day and he enjoyed playing with it for a while.

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