Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Miss504NOLA · February 2014

Mamamonzo said:
Little Jerk has flipped tap dancing away on my cervix. Thy said there isn't much room for him to flip back and were set to schedule a c-section. I begged and cried to give it a little more time before we set a date in stone. They have no idea if I will even make much longer. It's all so up in the air. (

I'm sorry to hear that.

Hopefully you end up being a medical anomaly and won't have to have a c-section at all.

Emily041285 · February 2014

@mamamonzo sorry it didn't work out for you like you hoped.

KatieGummow · February 2014

kseccomb17 Sisimama10, thank you! That is enough to shut up my mind until my appointment

You guys rock!

Mamamonzo · February 2014

Thanks ladies! I mean, at this point a c-section is really not that bad in the grand scheme of things. I just want a healthy baby so no matter how he gets here I don't care! There are bigger issues in the world!

eireyes · February 2014

Ugh - new discovery. LO likes to poke large sections of himself out of my sides (head, butt, you name it), so I try to get him to move by rubbing/pushing back. His response? Bladder and cervix beatings! This kid is so his father's son... I'm screwed 8-}

thomas930 · February 2014

Mamamonzo said:

Thanks ladies! I mean, at this point a c-section is really not that bad in the grand scheme of things. I just want a healthy baby so no matter how he gets here I don't care! There are bigger issues in the world!

True, we always want a healthy baby in the end but you are allowed to be disappointed if the process didn't go the way you really wanted.

Cecilbear · February 2014

I'll join the people-are-irritating club. I love my sweet Grandma to bits, but yesterday I stopped by for a quick visit and her first words to me were, "Let me see your face--is it broken out? Oh, yes, it is. How about your butt? Is it getting big?" To which I promptly replied, lie to me if it is, I don't want to know! And for the record, my face isn't broken out. I just have a few red marks that have yet to fade from the first trimester. Ugh! I love her and know she didn't mean any harm by it, but still... not nice, Grams!

snmetz7 · February 2014

@mamamonzo I think baby monzo is grounded! sorry things didn't turn out like you wanted

janice9821 · February 2014

I am about to leave work early so I can go punt DH out the upstairs window. He is being miserable because he has a hangover, though he insists he is actually sick. I have no patience for it.

KatieGummow · February 2014

Mamamonzo said:

Little Jerk has flipped tap dancing away on my cervix. Thy said there isn't much room for him to flip back and were set to schedule a c-section. I begged and cried to give it a little more time before we set a date in stone. They have no idea if I will even make much longer. It's all so up in the air. (

Oh man, I couldn't imagine going through what you are. How stressful to have all of that up tin the air! T&P going out to ya if you want it or not

deidremaria · February 2014

Eireyes said:
Ugh - new discovery. LO likes to poke large sections of himself out of my sides (head, butt, you name it), so I try to get him to move by rubbing/pushing back. His response? Bladder and cervix beatings! This kid is so his father's son... I'm screwed 8-}

How did my baby end up in your uterus?

natpirt · February 2014

KatieGummow I've had long cervix the last two pregnancies and again this time. I delivered vaginally and medicine free. No worries!

deidremaria · February 2014

Dear baby monzo,

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say that since you've been so strong willed through out most of this pregnancy that you are going to move mountains for your mommy. I just know you'll be one of those kids who loves your mommy more than anything in the whole world.

Love,
Miss Deidre

fourthnlast · February 2014

lia619 said:

Add me to the people are irritating group. My grandma and aunt confronted me all serious concerning my registry and said everything was "too boy." I started laughing. They were serious. They told me that no one will buy you anything if it's not girly because that's no fun. Apparently girls aren't allowed to have things that are not pink. Insert eyeroll smiley face here.

Oh FFS. That really pisses me off! Don't tell your family I bought baby girl a batman CD, because it's awesome, and it's not pink

kseccomb17 · February 2014

@MamaMonzo Sorry about your news! Hopefully there is still time to get baby flipped. Either way, Baby Monzo is one lucky baby, your attitude about everything is wonderful!

mrscrcalli · February 2014

First world problem: biting into an egg salad sandwich and getting a shell. Wrecks the whole sandwich and I can feel the gritty feeling for hours, haunting me. :-q

deidremaria · February 2014

mrscrcalli said:
First world problem: biting into an egg salad sandwich and getting a shell. Wrecks the whole sandwich and I can feel the gritty feeling for hours, haunting me. :-q

Don't judge me, I kinda like the crunch of eggshells. Long as it's not a ton. Also when I was little, if little bits of sand got in my food on the beach I loved it.

mrscrcalli · February 2014

deidremaria said:

mrscrcalli said:
First world problem: biting into an egg salad sandwich and getting a shell. Wrecks the whole sandwich and I can feel the gritty feeling for hours, haunting me. :-q
Don't judge me, I kinda like the crunch of eggshells. Long as it's not a ton. Also when I was little, if little bits of sand got in my food on the beach I loved it.

I got goosebumps from my ears down my back just reading that!

It's kinda cute with the sand, the eggshells... No Deirdre!

Mamamonzo · February 2014

deidremaria said:
Dear baby monzo,

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say that since you've been so strong willed through out most of this pregnancy that you are going to move mountains for your mommy. I just know you'll be one of those kids who loves your mommy more than anything in the whole world.

Love,
Miss Deidre

Tears! Seriously! Xoxo

mrscrcalli · February 2014

Mamamonzo big hugs for you and baby i hope the little one flips!

SoulTermination · February 2014

Hopefully MiniMonzo cooperates and flips around once more for you, @mamamonzo! *huggle*

I found out I did, in fact, break my favorite glass pitcher by being basically brain-dead last night. *sigh* Hopefully I can find one I like just as much at Cook's Corner or something, and leave a sign near my "coffee" pot (I use it to make tea) to NOT pour super-hot water into a refrigerated glass container again. *facepalm*

On the LOs having attitudes front, I experienced that for the first time last night as well. Was whining lowly about not being able to sleep for a fourth night due to being kicked every time I tried to sleep on either side and my back hurting, and promptly afterward Little Miss decided to nail me square in the cervix! I yelped, "Hey, don't you get mouthy with me! Little goofball!" DH looked at me like I was nuts, as usual. XD

Serenla · February 2014

Will.this.day.never.end?!?!?!

deidremaria · February 2014

SoulTermination said:
Hopefully MiniMonzo cooperates and flips around once more for you, @mamamonzo! *huggle*

I found out I did, in fact, break my favorite glass pitcher by being basically brain-dead last night. *sigh* Hopefully I can find one I like just as much at Cook's Corner or something, and leave a sign near my "coffee" pot (I use it to make tea) to NOT pour super-hot water into a refrigerated glass container again. *facepalm*

On the LOs having attitudes front, I experienced that for the first time last night as well. Was whining lowly about not being able to sleep for a fourth night due to being kicked every time I tried to sleep on either side and my back hurting, and promptly afterward Little Miss decided to nail me square in the cervix! I yelped, "Hey, don't you get mouthy with me! Little goofball!" DH looked at me like I was nuts, as usual. XD

Every time sweet pea hits my cervix I find myself yelling "don't mess with that!" My bf just looks at me and shakes his head

Serenla · February 2014

Vinny424 said:
My mom is having surgery today and I got a dozen mrs fields cookies for her day nurse and her night nurse is that enough or should I get something for the other nurses as well? She works with these nurses sometimes.

I think that sounds good to me.

Mamamonzo · February 2014

ColleenSwerb said:
Uuuuggghhhhhh. Now I want egg salad.
::goes to put eggs on to boil::

I hope it all works out for you @mamamonzo, but you def have a great attitude about all the attitude mini-monzo is throwing your way. ::hugs::

It means he's going to be a perfectly well behaved outside baby.....right :-SS

deidremaria · February 2014

I gotta pee so bad but I wanna finish my sandwich first

BiggerinRealLife · February 2014

This kid has been active 24/7 for the last four days. Where are the naps? WHERE ARE THE NAPS???

deidremaria · February 2014

BiggerinRealLife said:
This kid has been active 24/7 for the last four days. Where are the naps? WHERE ARE THE NAPS???

I know!!! That crap about baby only being awake 11% of the time is BS

mrscrcalli · February 2014

KendraColeslaw said:
I don't wanna go to OB appointments anymore ( they're boring and I wait an hour to see my doctor. And I'm lazy. And I'm getting tired of monotony.

Me too!! It's the same .. How are you, good, good, any questions? No, any swelling or numbness? No, ok you're doing great. Ok see you next time.

Tferr02 · February 2014

My DS has been playing cars and trains all day. I miss him! I want hugs and snuggles. Whenever I go over to try to play too I get told "no no mommy" and then he walks to the couch and says "mommy sit". So I just got snacks out because he will come share them with me.

deidremaria · February 2014

Tferr02 said:
My DS has been playing cars and trains all day. I miss him! I want hugs and snuggles. Whenever I go over to try to play too I get told "no no mommy" and then he walks to the couch and says "mommy sit". So I just got snacks out because he will come share them with me.

Oh my heart. This is adorable.

irisheyez7 · February 2014

ColleenSwerb said:
@irisheyez7 - how the fuck is it inconvenient for her to bring the stuff somewhere she's already going? What a twatwaffle. And if she's already held onto it, what is with the 2 week deadline? People are so fucking irritating.

Right? And DH refuses to say anything because he doesn't want to sound "ungrateful". He says its too much for her to throw it in her JEEP with whatever else she gets us and her kids car seats. Really? Awesome. Now I get to spend all day wed driving up there to get it. And I'm irritated so now I just want to sit in the car while he loads it say "thanks so much" and drive away. It is always something with his siblings and he has no backbone with them for fear of upsetting his mother. Christ on a cracker I want to throat punch her. How inconvenient is my fist in your throat lady?!? Grrrrrrrrr....

deidremaria · February 2014

dani+california said:
@mamamonzo - Hang in there! My thoughts are with you!

Rant time!

When a FTM asks for advice about having an engagement to attend or an obligation to deal with (wedding, work, etc.) while also tending to their newborn baby, why do women feel it necessary to say 'well **I** could NEVER leave my baby overnight' or '**I** wouldn't DARE be without my baby for even a second!'

Okay great, so we've established you can't be away from your baby for a nanosecond, you're judging OP for even considering it and you've still managed to add nothing of consequence to the conversation. Great advice...?

Mylanta.

This is why I DON'T comment in those threads. I hate coming off as a judgmental bitch. Since I know I have no advice to offer, I say nothing. Simple.

thomas930 · February 2014

Why do I feel 40 weeks pregnant already!?

snmetz7 · February 2014

dani+california said:

@mamamonzo - Hang in there! My thoughts are with you! Rant time! When a FTM asks for advice about having an engagement to attend or an obligation to deal with (wedding, work, etc.) while also tending to their newborn baby, why do women feel it necessary to say 'well **I** could NEVER leave my baby overnight' or '**I** wouldn't DARE be without my baby for even a second!' Okay great, so we've established you can't be away from your baby for a nanosecond, you're judging OP for even considering it and you've still managed to add nothing of consequence to the conversation. Great advice...? Mylanta.

I know! It's like give me a break! You don't want to leave you baby with your husband for just a night while you go have girl time?! and you fee the need to judge people who do? ugh.

Cecilbear · February 2014

Jessieann1020 said:

What to do.... I should really get up off the couch and stop watching Friends With Benefits. We did some big time cleaning yesterday and I need to do some maintenance cleaning today and also some laundry..... The couch day vs. productive day struggle is real.

I always feel like doing laundry is an excellent excuse for watching gobs of television. You have to wait for loads to finish and you can fold clothes while you watch TV. Perfect solution!

mrscrcalli · February 2014

Eating my weight in cheeze-its

Themaritimemama · February 2014

Jessieann1020 said:
What to do.... I should really get up off the couch and stop watching Friends With Benefits. We did some big time cleaning yesterday and I need to do some maintenance cleaning today and also some laundry..... The couch day vs. productive day struggle is real.

JOHN FUCKING MAYER! Hahaha love that movie!

deidremaria · February 2014

Give me all the tums!!!

Mamamonzo · February 2014

I've see those mesh tents for cribs to stop the baby once it's big enough to climb out of the crib, anyone know of they make those in PNP size? Looking for a way to keep the cats out!

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