It's Randomonium up in here!!

Into+the+Kitty

theultimatesak said:

I am having a failure as a wife and mother kind of afternoon. And everyone I know has been around to watch me fumble through life. Blah. Someone bring me some of those cheesy gravy fries.

Hugs. If it's any consolation this imaginary friend kind of thinks you're a superhero.

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YellowLily2013

I effing hate people knocking on my door! I'm seriously contemplating deactivitng the doorbell.

I want to make a really unfriendly sign. Since my "no solicitor" sign isn't working. And I need another message for idiots that don't know how to find the correct house. Thoughts?

YellowLily2013

I was kind of wanting to watch doctor oz since the baby is napping but there's a local emergency... So it's "we don't know anything" but we're gonna keep saying the same thing over and over again.

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bumpuser9353653

Hugs SAK. Some days are tough, but you have 4 adorable boys who love you no matter what. Snuggle the tiny one and have a glass of wine.

And if it's any consolation, we're having a meltdown that's been going on for 20 min. Someone doesn't like the calm down corner tonight. She's also naked which makes things awkward..

Into+the+Kitty

I like, 'Armed and dangerous. Knock at your own risk.'

unaveragejane

My Mary Kay lady came by to bring me my order and proceeded to stay for 20 minutes while L melted down bc he was hungry. I must have said he needed to eat a dozen times, and she just didn't get the hint. I thought I'd have to pull a boob out to get her to leave!

flummadiddle85

I just nursed both boys at once for the first time. It was the first time it seemed like DS1 wanted to whenever he's seen DS2 nurse.

Mandmeesh

Holy crap. Nighttime in his toddler bed!!

Someone hold me

mrshudson618

funny story from the bummis fb page:

A funny cloth diaper story from our beautiful store! From Stephanie:

"Two women walked into the store this afternoon, both in their 50's, asking to see what we have in cloth diapers. They said it was for their small baby (10 pound max) and they wanted something light and easy. I started by showing them the prefolds because by this stage the friend was already over there pulling everything off the wall. I showed them the infant size, but no, for their 10 pound baby, that would be really too big, they were sure they needed to preemie size. I told them, you know it wont fit long and the lady pulled out a measuring tape and started measuring everything the prefold, the cover, the elastics. She told me she had measured her babies penis and she knows EXACTLY what size she needs (this is the moment alarm bells started ringing for me). So she decides she wants to try a pack of prefolds and a wrap. She starts making a little small talk...how long has Bummis been around, do many people use cloth diapers....and then in a really small voice she says "yes, but I bet not many people use them for their dogs"..." 

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TJ1979

50:50 SAK.  Give it a few weeks.  And talk to the preschool.  I hate when they feed crap to kids.

CLLDLL

I hate to say it, but at least around here, it gets worse when they start school. D ate packed lunches the first two years of school, but now he's at the age where a note from Mommy on a napkin is not cool. So I have to sit by and let him eat crappy school lunch 3-4 days a week. It's awful.

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bumpuser9353653

I had a CD dream last night! I dreamt that I got two packages in the mail...one was @Chickypoo2468‌ 's and had all kinds of goodies in it, and the other was @TJ1979‌ 's and it had Tots Bots. I have no idea why they ended up at my house, but I wanted to keep them all to myself and not send them back.

TJ1979

rugbymama said:

I had a CD dream last night! I dreamt that I got two packages in the mail...one was @Chickypoo2468‌ 's and had all kinds of goodies in it, and the other was @TJ1979‌ 's and it had Tots Bots. I have no idea why they ended up at my house, but I wanted to keep them all to myself and not send them back.

If you get my Tots you best be sending them back to me!  I've been waiting F O R E V E R for them!

TJ1979

I realize my problem is that I got 2 hours of broken sleep all night, but I feel like I cannot handle my job today.  I want to curl up under my desk with an extra large coffee and cry.

Mandmeesh

TJ1979 said:

I realize my problem is that I got 2 hours of broken sleep all night, but I feel like I cannot handle my job today.  I want to curl up under my desk with an extra large coffee and cry.

Is there room enough under there for me? M was up at 10,12:30,2:30,4:30,5,6. It was awesome

sarenu1

Mandmeesh said:

I realize my problem is that I got 2 hours of broken sleep all night, but I feel like I cannot handle my job today.  I want to curl up under my desk with an extra large coffee and cry.

Is there room enough under there for me? M was up at 10,12:30,2:30,4:30,5,6. It was awesome

Make that three.  I'm not sure if I actually slept last night...

We can do espresso shots.

TJ1979

Mandmeesh said:

I realize my problem is that I got 2 hours of broken sleep all night, but I feel like I cannot handle my job today.  I want to curl up under my desk with an extra large coffee and cry.

Is there room enough under there for me? M was up at 10,12:30,2:30,4:30,5,6. It was awesome

Come on down meesh.  BYOCoffee.

freezorburn

The diaper mule has landed.

TJ1979

Welcome home freezorburn.

bumpuser9353653

I just bought an aplix blueberry coverall in raspberry.

I justified it by telling myself I needed another cover that would fit over the two used sbish I just bought. Plus it was on sale for $14.95 (which looks so much more appealing than $15)

flummadiddle85

DS1 was up for 1.5-2hr last night when I gave him to DH to put back in bed. I didn't realize he was just going to cry on and off that long for DH. So much for adjusting well...

Mandmeesh

stringy813 said:

Mandmeesh said:

TJ1979 said:

I realize my problem is that I got 2 hours of broken sleep all night, but I feel like I cannot handle my job today.  I want to curl up under my desk with an extra large coffee and cry.

Is there room enough under there for me? M was up at 10,12:30,2:30,4:30,5,6. It was awesome

So the bed wasn't a hit?

We were up from 10-2 with a really really sad/mad/crying baby. I'm not sure it was 2 I stopped watching. Only turning the tv on would stop the screaming. She probably had 3 bottles in that time. We need a literal alert system to all hang out at tht hour.

He actually went down to sleep just like normal. And when he woke up-I was able to easily nurse him back to sleep...but he woke up a lot more. Eh, he's getting there

TJ1979

Baby steps?

Mandmeesh

TJ1979 said:

Baby steps?

I you. Seriously always the first person to make me laugh for the day

TJ1979

unaveragejane

N is totally taking advantage of me being stuck under a nursing baby and is testing all the rules. This kid has got to start eating faster or his brother is going to go completely rotten.

Into+the+Kitty

So my last MW appointment. I lost a pound in two weeks. I was so proud and I'm totally overcompensating by eating half a pan of brownies while A naps.

Into+the+Kitty

Also I realize that should go into the FFFC but I need someone to flame the shit out of me for that.

mrshudson618

Into+the+Kitty said:

Also I realize that should go into the FFFC but I need someone to flame the shit out of me for that.

No flames. I would do it if I could.
I have been doing awesome on this GD diet and will totally have someone bringing me pizza and ice cream in the hospital as soon as I deliver.

YellowLily2013

Is the weather amazing for anyone else? I've got the windows open and it's a lovely breeze coming through... I think I'll pour a glass of wine and enjoy this alone time before DH gets home.

I picked up a movie from the library too- for our Friday night movie night! Gee!

Mandmeesh

Hey @stoneycakes‌ ...will that crusty bread work if I only let it rise for 8-ish hours? The recipe says 12-18, but I don't want to eat at midnight

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bumpuser9353653

theultimatesak said:

Yesterday I got 8 inches cut off of my hair. Not a single member of my household noticed.

F noticed. He's just not so good with words yet ;-)

Mandmeesh

Nice @theultimatesak‌ . Lol

I often have black under my eyes from my makeup smearing...bad...and mh never notices