The thread of all threads!

riansmommie

On the topic of multiple generations in Aug when I go to FL we hopefully will get to take a 5 generations pic, which will include 5 women with the name Justine either as a first or middle

needanustart

Throwing kids birthday parties is so flipping exhausting. Hoping Lo wants to nap soon so I can too! But he does look cute with the leftover balloons!
EDited for words. Thinking is hard after cake.

HeartLikeMine3

I made the mistake of having a margarita during lunch. Now instead of going grocery shopping I'm lying in bed while DH puts LO down for a nap. I had to convince him he needed to do it so he wouldn't loose his skills.

Cricket81

Oh no, ladies! DH has a temp of 99.5. The world.is.ending. He took a 3 hour nap and is now moping around the kitchen, pouting while he makes a cup of tea. Awesome.

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ColieAnn31

Sooo what do babies wear to funerals?

lioness13

Looks great @cl8badb!

ColieAnn31

Wow! That looks awesome! @cl8badb

ColieAnn31

majwv8 said:

ColieAnn31 said:

Sooo what do babies wear to funerals?

@ColieAnn31 said:

Sooo what do babies wear to funerals?

I woul just say something more dressed up than normal. O wore a dress/tights/cardigan. For a boy I say khakis and a sweater or button down.

Thank you! I'll have to find him something to wear. I don't even know what I have to wear that fits

WasNotWas

If anybody is bored. I'm net battling over on parenting: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12260099/feeling-guilty/p1

WasNotWas

@cl8badb you should put a full length mirror horizontal on the wall

WasNotWas

I love that @cl8badb! If you can find it online they make baby ballet bars that you can put under the mirror so he can pull himself up to see him. One day I'll PIP our upstairs playroom. We basically have that setup

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Grocery shopping after 3 glasses of wine is interesting! Don't worry, DH drove :ar! I've always wanted to use the pirate face!

tttwalters

WasNotWas said:

If anybody is bored. I'm net battling over on parenting: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12260099/feeling-guilty/p1

I feel bad for the baby. It being her second I am shocked she would think it was no big deal. Good job though @wasnotwas, always so good with words!

WasNotWas

@tttwalters said:

WasNotWas said:

If anybody is bored. I'm net battling over on parenting: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12260099/feeling-guilty/p1

I feel bad for the baby. It being her second I am shocked she would think it was no big deal. Good job though @wasnotwas, always so good with words!

And the fact that it's for "business"...uhh what business trip is planned more than 9 months ahead? I want that job security!!

WasNotWas

@stargazer763 said:

@wasnotwas That thread is still going?? I found that earlier today and couldn't believe it. It as to be MUD, right?

I dunno. OP tends to post and run some controversial stuff. This stupid lovelyritametermaid eats crackers for me so I like messing with her. I will keep the thread going forever!! All the yellow flags

phishgirl29

I put in my two cents. Rita slapped my hand for frightening an expectant mother. Oh well.

WasNotWas

@phishgirl29 said:

I put in my two cents. Rita slapped my hand for frightening an expectant mother. Oh well.

I actually thought yours was the most relevant anecdote

WasNotWas

You should say that over there @stargazer763 I think you'd fit in nicely on Parenting

phishgirl29

I read parenting often but have a hard time contributing regularly. The pace is too quick for me!

WasNotWas

@sctiger someone just posted a vaccination poll over there! Git 'em!!

momofcatan

@wasnotwas Yup, Parenting is still too crazy for me. 6 pages basically without The OP ever coming back. You guys are nuts.

WasNotWas

@majwv8 FTW!!

WasNotWas

@araziza said:

@wasnotwas Yup, Parenting is still too crazy for me. 6 pages basically without The OP ever coming back. You guys are nuts.

I only jump in if a thread is less than 3 pages and after that I chase the yellow flag

WasNotWas

@majwv8 said:

WasNotWas said:

@majwv8 FTW!!

That's one of the craziest reasons I've heard for not vaccinating. Maybe if she had a dream that her daughter got the measles she would change her ways..

The OP is BSC so this should get entertaining

WasNotWas

@sctiger said:

Sometimes I want to post in parenting but I'm afraid to!

Do it!! You have quality stuff to contribute!

WasNotWas

...and on page 330 of TOAT we discussed Parenting

momofcatan

@sctiger said:

Sometimes I want to post in parenting but I'm afraid to!

This is your chance!!!

WasNotWas

stargazer763 said:

Ash! We are less than 100 posts from 10 k. Gif party on here tomorrow? Who's with me?!

I am responding to get us closer!!

WasNotWas

@micabush said:

@wasnotwas have you played cards against humanity?

No, but I've heard good things

JANCANDANCE

In regards to the dumbass parenting thread...who the fuck cares what someone else does? If she wants to go let the chic go. I think people need to find their own voice. The shit is getting really old.

CindyRelluh

Funny that I started this and could care less about it anymore, since one bish tries to run shit.

JANCANDANCE

@CindyRelluh key word...TRIES. Don't run shit.

ColieAnn31

This is a vague vent and I'm sorry but I seriously need to get this off my chest before I hurt someone...

I don't understand how people can be so rude and disrespectful with a sleeping baby in the house. If you're asked to turn something down then you turn it down. You don't turn it up to be an asshole. This has been a problem since Grayson was born and I'm tired of it.

CindyRelluh

@jancandance yup. Popularity contest FTW!

JANCANDANCE

Very sad that you got my SN wrong! @jancanlapdance

CindyRelluh

Lawl. And I even made it up! It's annoying that someone will sit and judge someone, but not say shit, just XP to let everyone else talk shit. Coward.

JANCANDANCE

^^^ have I told you lately that I love you...

JANCANDANCE

@subliminalrabbit he is way cuter than the other Hemsworth

Lizzybizzy80

I'd prefer GIF party at 10,000 posts over a bumplosion, and I suck at GIFs. I'm going to regret posting this as soon as I hit the button....cannot stop myself.... Save draft for later.....9