Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

BiggerinRealLife

@poru That's because French manicures on toes are gross.

BiggerinRealLife

@Sisimama10 I wish your cramps would stop hon! So sorry you keep going through this!

Twirple

P&B715 said:

Prayers please my BFF got a phone call at work that her DH was in the ER. That was over 4 hours ago and they still don't know what's wrong.

I'll be praying.

Ashleypixie

BiggerinRealLife said:

@poru That's because French manicures on toes are gross.

Dude I know! Everyone gets pissy because I think that and I just figured it was one of my many UO's! Seriously though, it's like stubby, tiny fingers. Ew.

nikki912

BiggerinRealLife said:

@poru That's because French manicures on toes are gross.

Is this a popular opinion? I haven't gotten a pedicure in years but I remember seeing people with French manicures on their feet a lot. I was always too cheap to shell out the extra money for it.

tamaraaaa

I read our board and constantly think "no other board can possibly be this bitchy and snarky and so much fun and full of win..."  I give you all an A+ on your amazing posts.

Mamamonzo

@Sisimama10‌ hope you start to feel better, or pop out a baby! I'm on my phone I can't remember how far along you are. Only pop out baby if it's a safe window!

Sisimama10

Mamamonzo said:

@Sisimama10‌ hope you start to feel better, or pop out a baby! I'm on my phone I can't remember how far along you are. Only pop out baby if it's a safe window!

Thanks! I'm tired of this! 35 1/2 weeks.

deidremaria

This baby is seriously giving it to me tonight. Shoving a little foot into my belly button, punching the cervix and head butting whatever

MrsL13

Holy vagina pain batman!

Dear LO, Mommy will be 38 weeks tomorrow. You can come anytime now. Please don't be like your sister and come late.

I am officially done being pregnant. Ugh.

thomas930

ColleenSwerb said:

DS did this this morning.

Awww, so cute!

Stace0616

Is anyone else overheating? Even though it's still cold here, I thought my boobs were leaking... until I realized it was just sweat

Thus, today became "shower day".

deidremaria

My vagina hurts!!! WTF man?

Mamamonzo

ColleenSwerb said:

DS did this this morning. </p>

:x

rockstarlaw

Definitely overheating here too - and prior to pregnancy I was always cold

Stace0616

My fingers and toes are always cold, but I can't even go to a grocery store without breaking a sweat now. Poor DH must be so grossed out. I nearly forced him to have sex with me as soon as he had gotten home simply because I was 30 minutes out of the shower and hadn't had time to sweat yet.

P.S. Loooove that scene from Father of the Bride 2! I want to watch that movie again soon. "Motha and daughter are prrrahgnent togetha?!?!"

pineconey

mrscrcalli said:

i am in the mother load of glass gases of emotion today! i think bedtime will be coming very early.

DITTO

Sisimama10

pineconey said:

mrscrcalli said:

i am in the mother load of glass gases of emotion today! i think bedtime will be coming very early.

DITTO

Poor @pineconey‌ it's all because of getting told to go to hell this morning. X_X

BiggerinRealLife

Holy mother! Flipping over from any lying down position makes me feel like my pubic bone is cracking in half. I want it to stoooooop! (

mrscrcalli

This is for us.. Let's get some cake and "nest"

nikki912

BiggerinRealLife said:

Holy mother! Flipping over from any lying down position makes me feel like my pubic bone is cracking in half. I want it to stoooooop! (

Love it because I understand. I find if I roll to my back first moving one leg at a time to the center and then push my butt up and off the bed and move the rest of the way to the other side, it alleviates some pain.

mrscrcalli

dani+california said:

I'm so pissed. I just made brownies from scratch, pulled them out of the oven and used a knife to seperate the edges from the pan. In a shining moment of intelligence, I proceeded to LICK said metal knife when I noticed it had chocolate crumbs on it.

The result? An audible 'TSSSSSST' and my fucking taste buds being melted off my tongue. I just ate a brownie I've been waiting an hour for and I can't even TASTE IT! AAAAGGHHH!

First world problems to the maximus!

You lost me after brownies and warm edges.. Did something else happen?

Sisimama10

dani+california said:

I'm so pissed. I just made brownies from scratch, pulled them out of the oven and used a knife to seperate the edges from the pan. In a shining moment of intelligence, I proceeded to LICK said metal knife when I noticed it had chocolate crumbs on it.

The result? An audible 'TSSSSSST' and my fucking taste buds being melted off my tongue. I just ate a brownie I've been waiting an hour for and I can't even TASTE IT! AAAAGGHHH!

First world problems to the maximus!

Oooh ouch! Luckily mouth injuries heal quickly. Hope you can taste those bad boys soon.

danamarie421

I love my DH, but he is out with friends tonight and I have to say that I am so happy to have the house to myself!! So far I have taken a nap, eaten a big bowl of ice cream and now I'm going to go take a bath...

thomas930

My dog will not leave me alone! I must be in labor, right? 

But seriously, if he doesn't give it a rest I may hit him over the head.

Mamamonzo

C section mamas: how long did your incision hurt? I feel fine about 90% of the day, but certain movements or moving too fast it feels like my incision is ripping open, and it burns for a while after.

Twirple

P&B715 said:

Thank you ladies. Just got word that they are going home now. He was vomiting and dehydrated and has some kind of virus that they couldn't diagnose. :-/ but home resting now. He was working a job a passed out and was vomiting so he was taken via ambulance to hospital earlier.

I'm glad he's home and on the road to recovery.

deidremaria

I can't wait to look down and see my hoo ha again.

sking72

I was trying to explain to my mother the humor and snark on this board with the "am I in labor" joke, and she was all like "Oh that's so mean that you make fun of people!" I rolled my eyes at her and said, even though I knew she wouldn't get it, "You would be a white knight...psh."

Does this mean I am bumping too much?
Hope everyone's doing well, I had to skim the past 100 posts because I was actually busy for once.

Eija3014

Aaaannnd... Now I need brownies.

irisheyez7

sking72 said:

I was trying to explain to my mother the humor and snark on this board with the "am I in labor" joke, and she was all like "Oh that's so mean that you make fun of people!" I rolled my eyes at her and said, even though I knew she wouldn't get it, "You would be a white knight...psh."

Does this mean I am bumping too much?
Hope everyone's doing well, I had to skim the past 100 posts because I was actually busy for once.

When I try and explain why I am laughing at something to DH I often get a puzzled look followed by "Wow. That's kinda bitchy..."
Ugh. You don't know my bump LYFE DH!

JessieAlbin

Hip pain wasn't bad enough tonight, my body decided to add all the cramps and aching in my stomach and ribs too. My upper body apparently wasn't getting enough attention. Oh and heartburn. Joy.

Twirple

So excited! 

#1, My SIL, who was due March 15th and had a missed miscarriage at 16 weeks, is pregnant again and due September!  Just found out tonight.  I almost brought up her miscarriage when I saw her on the 15th, but it was her birthday and she seemed to be focusing on the positive.

#2, We got our bedroom furniture moved downstairs.  The new room is slightly larger than our old room and it's all clean and shiny.  Now we're going to paint our old room this weekend and next weekend we will be moving DS in there!  

Feeling sore, but happy and accomplished.

avidkeo

P&B715 said:

@JessieAlbin‌ I know right heartburn can suck it!

This!!! Does anyone else get the worst gas with it?

Almost drop kicked DH, he out of the blue tells me I should probably start wearing deoderant. I looked at him strange and asked where that came from, and he informed me I smell! Its 8pm, I put some on this morning, and I spend the last hour running around after a group of pre-teens, and one of the first things you do is tell me I smell. Gee, thanks.

avidkeo

@aviola329‌ I'm glad things are ok, scary stuff though! Annoying cramps!

Twirple

@avidkeo, that is not cool of your DH.  I hope he realizes that.

@aviola329, glad your back home and that your LO is going to stay put a while longer.

DS is worried about having our bedroom downstairs.  I finally got to sleep at 11:44, he woke me up at midnight, it is now 12:40 and he has called me into his room four times.  I'm now hanging on the couch upstairs rather than in bed because I'm not getting any sleep anyway, so at least I'm not walking up and down a flight of stairs.

Tomorrow is going to stink.

avidkeo

Twirple said:

@avidkeo, that is not cool of your DH.  I hope he realizes that

I am actually pretty proud of myself because I just said that really hurt, normally i would just let it go!

I hope your DS settles soon and you get some sleep! Cant be fun for any of you!

snmetz7

Sometimes I think this Carple tunnel I'm getting is worse than my pelvic pain. It hurts to do anything with my hands. Which is bad when 70% of my day is typing.

Oh and I'm awake at 340 am. Poo:(

katieharpiceland

Hugs @aviola329‌ Also, I woke up to a searing pain in my foot. My heel split open. OUCH!!!!

Twirple

avidkeo said:

@avidkeo, that is not cool of your DH.  I hope he realizes that

I am actually pretty proud of myself because I just said that really hurt, normally i would just let it go! I hope your DS settles soon and you get some sleep! Cant be fun for any of you!

Good for you for saying something.