Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

mrscrcalli

katieharpiceland said:

nikki912 said:

mrscrcalli said:

Just cut and ate an entire pineapple!

I lived on pineapple the last few weeks last time. They do say you have to eat a whole one for it to be of any use!

That's impressive!! Now I kind of want pineapple. 

So delicious! It wasn't my intention to eat the whole thing but once it hits your lips it's so good!!

Themaritimemama

My son just found a tampon (obviously unused) and is running around the house yelling "juicepop?!" I'm losing my mind laughing. I should take it before my husband gets home. Mehhh.

@mrscrcalli‌ I did that last time to try to induce labour (heard it worked) and all it did was burn the shit out of my mouth and give me heartburn.

pineconey

I had a dream that a talking bear told me my baby was crying even though I couldn't hear her. I went to pick her up and tried to smell her newborn smell and couldn't notice it.
Also had a dream that I let the 4 year old I sometimes watch take a nap in a bathtub with water, fully clothed.

I need to lay off the shrooms before my morning naps apparently...

BiggerinRealLife

KatieGummow said:

There are a couple riff raffers sitting on the curb across the street from our house. The poor dog won't rest until they are gone.

@KatieGummow Are they snapping and moving in graceful yet spastic rhythm? You should call Officer Krupkey!

deidremaria

@mrscrcalli‌ I fucking love pineapple. I'd try eating the whole thing but my tongue starts to burn after a few pieces. My grandma claimed it was because I'm allergic.

deidremaria

Quick rant about my mother and I'm done. She only calls me when she needs something and during that call always bitches about how I don't call enough yet when I do call she's too busy to talk and says she'll call back but never does. Assface! I can't wait til my baby is here so I can just ignore her calls and say I was too busy with baby. Will that make me a bad mother?

thomas930

@Rogue237‌ As far as I last heard, yes. They have been broken since the groups were added but are supposed to be fixed any time now.

Lindsay808

I feel like I keep smelling baby things. Like baby powder and other scents that they produce.

Does this mean babi is coming soon??!?!!?

BiggerinRealLife

One if my students is named Xavier. He pronounces it with a French accent: Zah-vee. He's Chinese. . .

pineconey

Lindsay808 said:

I feel like I keep smelling baby things. Like baby powder and other scents that they produce.

Does this mean babi is coming soon??!?!!?

Depends- describe your recent poops. In detail.

nikki912

pineconey said:

Lindsay808 said:

I feel like I keep smelling baby things. Like baby powder and other scents that they produce.

Does this mean babi is coming soon??!?!!?

Depends- describe your recent poops. In detail.

Also any mucous plug pictures you could share would be helpful in our diagnosis.

Lindsay808

pineconey said:

Lindsay808 said:

I feel like I keep smelling baby things. Like baby powder and other scents that they produce.

Does this mean babi is coming soon??!?!!?

Depends- describe your recent poops. In detail.

Sigh, none today.

Crystal ball of labor based on bowel movements says "no" due to lack of poops.

sking72

Irrational amounts of angry that I have to change my license plates because my car is going into my name from my parents. Now I have ugly yellow plates on my orange car. I HATE THEM! And new letters and numbers. No one likes change...
Extra cranky because I want food and I've been up since the literal crack of dawn and didnt get my typical 1:30-2:30 naps in. Ugh life is hard, must be in labor. Where's the worlds smallest violin?

Ok I'm done with the pity party. Back to all smiles and rainbows!

Stace0616

I keep hoping that poops = babi. But you know what, it's a victory in itself, isn't it? Like other people may have their squishies now, but I had a satisfying poop! Go me! Also, as my doctor officially pushed my due date later to 4/25 for potential c-section scheduling purposes, I'm 35/35 today! Even though I'm mentally clinging to my old 4/20 due date

hlm184

Who was I talking about crystal light with ages ago?  I totally ran into (almost literally) a display case at walmart and found my strawberry-kiwi with no aspartame!!

nikki912

poru said:

Confession:  most of the time I have sex dreams, my DH is not the star player.  Usually its a random person or a random ex I haven't thought about.  But the last 3 nights I have had sex dreams of very traditional (and good) sex with DH.  What does this mean??

I usually have dream sex with randoms as well. The nights I get to have it with DH I wake up extra happy. Not sure what it means but he would tell you he usually gets laid that morning.

KatieGummow

@SLSchuerg‌, yayyyy! Congratulations!!!!

@biggerinreallife, bahahahaha, I wish they were.

Mamamonzo

Why does my kid poop 4000 times a day? Screams through a diaper change screams when he has a dirty diaper. Two seconds after a fresh diaper is on, he shits again.

I'm elbow deep in breast milk and shit!

deidremaria

@Mamamonzo‌ hugs!

Stace0616

I went a little crazy at Trader Joe's the other day. When asked by DH what I got, I had to reply "just produce and frozen croissants". Needless to say, he was disappointed in the lack of meal-type food. Whoops!

pineconey

It's almost 1pm. I really should get dressed and go to work...

Mamamonzo

deidremaria said:

@Mamamonzo‌ hugs!

:x
He's lucky he's cute

avidkeo

Morning ladies!! Rocking it already I see, loving (lovyn it?)

I feel nauseated, am I going into labor?

so seriously, its getting so hard to wake up in the morning, and unlike you guys, our days are getting shorter! It is actually dark now when my alarm goes off! I think you guys were the smart ones, being this pregnant at the end of winter! Its too hot, my feet and hands are so swolen and sore, I feel like I am overheating all the time, and I have officially reached my limit at work - only one week left...

OK that turned into a rant, I'M JUST SO MISERABLE (

Cake for you (icecream because I'm so hot)

avidkeo

mamrotu73 said:

fourthnlast said:

It's official, we have a total bad ass bumper over here!

My first thought was to humbly argue against you, but I decided to just share a couple photos instead to help explain why I've spent time in an oil drum. 

The first was the day after Christmas, 2010, about 40 miles north of Kabul, Afghanistan, looking badass. But lest you think I'm badass like that all the time, the second is a more normal day while flying over Tajikistan. 

Now see both pics just makes you look even more bad ass!!

Mamamonzo

All the hospital laundry is done. I managed to snatch 14 pairs of mesh undies.

I'm set for life!!

tamaraaaa

I just saw one of my BFF's baby that was born yesterday and I cannot get over the fact that yesterday morning she was in a belly and today I'm holding her...  FREAKING OUT.  @#%*#%&!#%.

In other news, I'm watching Gypsy Sisters.  Judge me, I know I deserve it...

isamaraguirre

avidkeo said:

Morning ladies!! Rocking it already I see, loving (lovyn it?)

I feel nauseated, am I going into labor?

so seriously, its getting so hard to wake up in the morning, and unlike you guys, our days are getting shorter! It is actually dark now when my alarm goes off! I think you guys were the smart ones, being this pregnant at the end of winter! Its too hot, my feet and hands are so swolen and sore, I feel like I am overheating all the time, and I have officially reached my limit at work - only one week left...

OK that turned into a rant


So sorry about the heat. I know how you feel.

It's about 82 where I'm at, and it seems to just get hotter everyday. Hormones don't help. I feel like I'm burning!

katieharpiceland

Mmmmm..sex dreams. I had one last night. I'm always a bit sad when they don't involve DH also, but this one was NICE! Rocker sex dream...

katieharpiceland

I've been having the cramps too!

Also, I went out a few times today and this is what I felt like when I was putting on my coat. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYB3Fx0a8-4

spano41

Just got back from my Dr.s apt and am measuring 2cm behind for fundal height.  Dr. ordered a growth u/s so I get to see LO again today!  Usually I would not be too excited to get an extra u/s because it means something might be wrong, but in this situation, I'm just not worried at all so it seems like a nice little surprise! 

katieharpiceland

embear22 said:

Do you ever smell something and realize that it smells just awful and then shortly after its ALL you can smell? Now I'm wondering if it stunk up my house or if the smell is just stuck in my nose. 

This has been happening to me ALL day!!!

Tferr02

DH is annoying me..he came home from work a hour ago, walked in the house on the phone with his dad. He has spent the past hour on the phone with his dad and on the computer trying to fix his dad's computer remotely. Why can't this happen once DS is in bed? DS doesn't understand why daddy is ignoring him. I also wanted to go run some errands this afternoon but now it's getting too late. It wouldn't annoy me so much if FIL was a part of our lives, but he only calls when he needs computer help or needs money.

Rogue237

99% of my sex dreams involve DH - which makes sense I guess since he's the best lay I've ever had lol. That said, LAST night, I had a sex dream about Chris Evans as Captain America. Yes, I heard a nerdy dream. All of the Avengers were in it and Cap was the one I ended up banging. Which is surprising since, as some of you know, I have all the love for my RDJ. Sorry, Iron Man, Cap really hit it home last night. 

Emily041285

So peeved at DH lately. Someone please tell me there is a magical switch that happens at birth with workaholic dads so they are more devoted to their families than work.

Tferr02

Emily041285 said:

So peeved at DH lately. Someone please tell me there is a magical switch that happens at birth with workaholic dads so they are more devoted to their families than work.

Mine is more devoted to family for a few months..then goes workaholic for a few months and I get mad and he fixes it for a few months again. It's a cycle, he realizes it now (DS is 2) and is trying really hard to work on it.

janice9821

WE HAVE A CLOSING DATE! WOOHOO! Sorry for yelling. I'm very excited.

hlm184

mamrotu73 said:

avidkeo said:

mamrotu73 said:

fourthnlast said:

It's official, we have a total bad ass bumper over here!

My first thought was to humbly argue against you, but I decided to just share a couple photos instead to help explain why I've spent time in an oil drum. 

The first was the day after Christmas, 2010, about 40 miles north of Kabul, Afghanistan, looking badass. But lest you think I'm badass like that all the time, the second is a more normal day while flying over Tajikistan. 

Now see both pics just makes you look even more bad ass!!

Is it the Kermit hat? I mean, it is my favorite hat, but I thought is was decidedly un-badass.

One of my main jobs on that deployment was, as copilot, to know of and procure all the good food wherever we went for the crew.  For example: Kabul has a Thai place, Kandahar had shwarmas and Tim Hortons (run by Canadians), Jalalabad had jalala-bread, Mazar e Sharif had free coffee and hot chocolate (from the Germans), and Farah had pizza and cappuccinos (by the Italians). Clearly, this prepared me for pregnancy.

They also airlifted live lobsters in for Sunday dinners.

DH spent 9 months there and suffered severe food disappointment when he got home.

nikki912

Emily041285 said:

So peeved at DH lately. Someone please tell me there is a magical switch that happens at birth with workaholic dads so they are more devoted to their families than work.

When I got pissed about this last time he told me he is just trying to work really hard now and get a shit ton done so when the baby comes he can devote all his time while off to us. I appreciated that and he stuck to his word!

Emily041285

Thanks ladies. This is the start of his "busy season" and we usually joke that I turn into a bachelorette for the summer. The idea of him being like that and me on my own with a newborn scares the crap out of me.

Just an emotional day I guess...

nikki912

Emily041285 said:

Thanks ladies. This is the start of his "busy season" and we usually joke that I turn into a bachelorette for the summer. The idea of him being like that and me on my own with a newborn scares the crap out of me.

Just an emotional day I guess...

Make sure to talk to him though. It sounds like a totally reasonable fear. If he knows you're concerned about doing this alone it will hopefully be on his mind more often and you'll feel more supported when the baby comes!