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julesf817

@lizabethann06 despite all the crazy going on in here, i have to say the picture in your signature made my day. 

ByeBabyBunting

redrosepinkdaisy said:

Sorry not everyone believes in modern medicine being the healer of all. We live as naturally as possible when it comes to medicine and we intend to follow our same path with this pregnancy. Apoligies to those who were offended, the choices I make may not be for everyone but they are mine to make and I own that.

So you believe in abortion by lack of medical intervention. 

And you knew you would offend people, you wrote about willingly letting a baby die on a message board full of PARENTS, so don't apologize when we all know you don't mean it.

 

pistolpackinmomma

Guess my son's birth certificate needs switched to a medical extraction certificate. I've never experienced labor because he was breech and therefore the dr automatically scheduled the csection and was told that if I did go into labor on my own that I would need to tell them immediately so they could prep the OR.

CinemaGoddess

Mackalien13 said:

Also congrats to April 14. You have reliquaries your title as bat shit craziest board on TB.

I'm really looking forward to seeing what June 14 brings us.  

pistolpackinmomma

CinemaGoddess said:

Mackalien13 said:

Also congrats to April 14. You have reliquaries your title as bat shit craziest board on TB.

I'm really looking forward to seeing what June 14 brings us.  

At this rate June scares me! It just keeps getting worse each month!!

CindyRelluh

redrosepinkdaisy said:

I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such.

I'm dreading telling work I'm pregnant because I don't want people asking how I'm feeling everyday.

Well aren't you a peach. So thanks for completely disregarding the fact that we carried children for nine months, and also the fact that maybe our kids wouldn't have made it without a c/s, you self righteous twatwaffle.

Also, don't worry about people asking how you're feeling every day. People have to like you for that to happen.


Andplusalso, this:

PrimRoseMama

btcruiserlove said:

The responsible thing to do is quit before getting KU. If she did suffer MC in the past, now we know why. All I'm saying is, take some responsibility...your creating a helpless human life!

@Btcruiserlove :Wow. Yeah. Hold the fuck up. Out of line. If the poster you are talking about suffered an m/c at any time it is never her fault. WTF is wrong with you? That's an awful thing to say. Jesus Christ!

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redrosepinkdaisy said:

I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such.

@redrosepinkdaisy : this is not only horribly ignorant it's also offensive. Medical emergencies are beyond a mother's control. They most certainly delivered/birthed their child. They just needed help. Holy shit. I've had 2 vaginal births & I don't have my head up my ass about it.

You also NEVER know what your birth will be like. Right now you are like 2 seconds pregnant. Have you even gone through labor? A birth plan means shit if there are complications. Would you rather your baby die or stick to your arbitrary piece of paper? That is the most absurd thing I've ever heard. Your birth could end in Csection even if you don't want it. They might rush you there to save you or your baby's life. Oh wait, shit, you appear to be a religious whack job. You would actually let your baby die???!!! Holy fucking shit!

@jmejme : bravo!! I heart you!

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Oh hai Parenting Board! I love seeing y'all here. Common sense FTW!

CopperPoppy

So I stopped reading a few pages back but I would just like to thank my mom for surgically extracting me from her womb so that I could be here and witness insanity that is this thread. Too bad she didn't actually become a real mother until 3 years later when she had my brother VBAC.

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jschwind22

Schwind was here. I loved all the things that I would like to say. That is all.

julesf817

i wonder if she'll let her baby starve to death instead of using formula if she has problems breast feeding. 

Aiylin

@redrosepinkdaisy:

valstulas

@redrosepinkdaisy's labor suite

missyishere

I think it's about time to Sherlock this bitch @cinemagoddess @sookiefrackhouse68

Pixie5295

btcruiserlove said:

The responsible thing to do is quit before getting KU. If she did suffer MC in the past, now we know why. All I'm saying is, take some responsibility...your creating a helpless human life!

FFS!

Yeah, you have never lost a baby.

I never say anything on these. I just read and keep my negative comments to myself.

You seem to of got off Scott free due to the moron who would rather let her baby die then have a c-section. But for me this hits way to close. So let me just say this, I don't smoke. I have no "risk" factors and have had two consecutive losses. What did I do to cause those?

Congratulations. You didn't get first place for stupidity. However, you did get second which is quite an achievement.

czarmom

Getting the popcorn cart out.  This one is gonna keep going.

runningyogimama

Jeeze, a girl can't even take a nap without all shit breaking loose over here!

See, ladies, UO threads aren't pointless. They help us weed out the crazies for if we ever do make a FB group.

CinemaGoddess

rrpd's name is Anderson. @missyishere

PrimRoseMama

Jules51814 said:

i wonder if she'll let her baby starve to death instead of using formula if she has problems breast feeding. 

Omg I hope not. JFC

CinemaGoddess

PrimRoseMama

valstulas said:

@redrosepinkdaisy's labor suite

I know I'm not the only one who hopes that she might have over looked some burrs, poison ivy or other "natural" items in her outdoor birth.

Also @redrosepinkdaisy if you aren't Christian then what is this Higher Power thing you are talking about? In the words of Law & Order's Jack McCoy: "you opened the door. Don't be upset when we walk through it."

Explain why you feel the way you do.

PinkPuffyHeart2

  redrosepinkdaisy said:

I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such.

mirdamae03

I leave TB for two hours for my U/S and come back to the gloriousness that is the UO post to find that it hasn't disappointed! Gotta grab my popcorn and settle in for some afternoon reading.

missyishere

cuterusaurus

Redrosefuckface:I don't give a rat's ass if I get banned for posting this. I had a beautiful birth plan all laid out. Shit happens. Following is my surgical extraction story so you realize it's not all rainbows and butterflies in labor. Because I sure as hell didn't know I'd leave the hospital without my fucking uterus after a huge blood transfusion. But I sure am thrilled I have my son and that he has me because I'm not enough of a twatwaffle to have refused these procedures which were emotionally devastating to me. I'm copying the text of my birth story from the day I wrote it because I want you to feel the emotion here. Also here's a pic of my gorgeous son because this thread needs to lighten up. Also I love you @maryannespiers. Bigbabycrazyjulyextractions ftw!


Story:

Please do not read if you are particularly sensitive about medical complications. Our perfect handsome son Isaac Emmanuel was born by c section yesterday morning after more than 24 hours of active labor, 4 hours of hard pushing. Things started out okay. I made it to 9cm all on my own without any pain meds. It was empowering. Then they broke my waters because they thought I progressing. That's when life got difficult.Not getting into all the gory details but I ended up with an emergency c section and then my uterus wouldn't contact and stop bleeding. So I had an emergency hysterectomy too. I am still reeling from all of this and trying to process it all. It feels like it must be a bad dream and that I'll wake up from it eventually. I can't even cry because it hurts too much, physically. I haven't gotten to attend a lot of time with my son yet either. So all of my wonderful plans of skin to skin contact, breastfeeding immediately, and more have gone down the drain. My incision hurts too much to hold him. Especially because I'm bedridden. I should be able to get up today sometime they tell me. I ended up b needing a blood transfusion night. I am still pretty numb physically and emotionally. You can send this to whoever, but if you are on my Facebook please don't put anything about this out there. I still have some family and friends to notify. Isaac was 9lb 8 oz at birth and a whopping 23 inches.

missyishere

@cinemagoddess

czarmom

missyishere

missyishere

Oh good gawd, do me now

talkthewholetime

This is some of the most amazing shit I've seen all day. I have laughed at almost all of this.

Thank you all. 

CinemaGoddess

gutsysneakers

I seriously have been reading through this thread sipping on my lemonade wishing I had popcorn. UO is sooooo entertaining this week. Is she high? 

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mrspopsicle

She's probably having a dolphin assisted birth...

pistolpackinmomma

@meladoriestar I wish you the best and have not looked on June's board but was just going by the pattern that seems to be emerging.

monkeybutt61612

redrosepinkdaisy said:

I think birth plans are awesome, I have had my entire plan written out since we first started ttc. I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such. I'm dreading telling work I'm pregnant because I don't want people asking how I'm feeling everyday.

I hope with every ounce of my soul that you have to have a C-section.

sdtchica13

redrosepinkdaisy said:

We all have our beliefs and for our family it does not include medical intervention or surgical procedures. I feel it's rude that members here have lashed out without knowing me, my background or any of my reasoning.

(Popping in from 0-3 and July 13) I'll come right out and say it...you are a disgusting, fuckng asshole. How DARE you tell me I didn't birth my children because I had c sections. I supposed I should have demanded they let me attempt a vaginal delivery of my daughter at 30 weeks while nearly hemorrhaging to death so I could be a "real" mother. I suppose I should just kill myself now because I was unable to VBAC my son since I never went into labor and never dilated...I should have let him stay in a few more weeks and risk him being stillborn just so I could live up to your pathetic ideal, huh? I stressed for weeks leading up to my due date and cried for weeks after because I wasn't able to try for a VBAC, and it's assholes like you that make that feeling even worse. You know what, bitch? I hope your perfect birth plan goes out the window and you end up with a c section...I also hope you feel the first cut before your meds kick in, you need a dose of reality.

FutureMrsMJ12

UO: I think people should be able to post an UNPOPULAR opinion without people jumping on the first bandwagon to hitch a ride against them. Key word here: UNPOPULAR.

monkeybutt61612

redrosepinkdaisy said:

Sorry not everyone believes in modern medicine being the healer of all. We live as naturally as possible when it comes to medicine and we intend to follow our same path with this pregnancy. Apoligies to those who were offended, the choices I make may not be for everyone but they are mine to make and I own that.

So are you Christian? If so, can you please show me where the bible says I shouldn't have intervened and put my newborn who struggled to breath in the NICU on oxygen? It wasn't natural, but he's now alive. And pretty damn awesome. He wore a pink sparkly crown to daycare today and currently only responds if you call him tiger, since he's clearly a tiger, not a little boy. Do I need to apologize to God for saving his life?

No, we are not christians.

Right, you're assholes. 

monkeybutt61612

missyishere said:

redrosepinkdaisy said:

I am not in a cult and that is very offensive for anyone to say.

You're in a cult, you're in a cult, you're in a cult, you're in a cult, you're in a cult

You're in a cult

You're in a cult

andrew's wifey

Y'all.  Higher Power = Tom Cruise.

Duh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65OdI4KF89k

ETA:  It pisses me off that I couldn't find a freaking gif of this.