Cleaning out my bathroom cupboards I found the leftover pads they sent home with me last time: But, in the hospital at one point they used a baby diaper with one of these on top,hence the mesh undies that stretch and can contain all that.
Not DH but BIL. My A/C in my car isn't that cold. Dh's car is freezing. So I take it to BIL's shop (he is a mechanic). He looks at me, the car and says 'I know what it is'. Me: oh good, it is $$$$ to fix. Him: yep.18 years to fix it. Me: did you just go there? Him: yep, Pugs, you are very pregnant and hormonal. It's not the car. It's you. Dh, and the other guys laughed out loud.
@BecauseBabyIamAPug / @YeezusButters - I started to say "oh I have NO IDEA what that's like..." all sarcastic, and he asked how much longer I was going to "milk the pregnant thing" for... husband of the year, folks!
@BecauseBabyIamAPug / @YeezusButters - I started to say "oh I have NO IDEA what that's like..." all sarcastic, and he asked how much longer I was going to "milk the pregnant thing" for... husband of the year, folks!
How long are you going to milk the dumb ass thing?
After complaining that everything hurts and joking that the baby is an asshole, DH asks "I mean, are you even excited for this baby?"
Like somehow, acknowledging the physical strain of this pregnancy and making a joke means I am no longer eager to meet my child. I told him it's easy to act excited all the time when you don't have to host and carry the six pound parasite everywhere you go.
@lizhurt ew that's annoying. Just because I'm miserable doesn't mean I don't love my baby, I love him in spite of that fact that growing him is leeching my will to live and ability to sleep/deal with people. But as I like to say to my husband, "I love you, but you will never REALLY understand what this is like".
I will preface this with we have had a very busy week this week. It's been one thing after another after work every night, and we had a busy weekend last weekend....
H: (This morning) Omg, I am SO. TIRED. I just feel like I can't catch up! Me: I feel ya. This has been a busy week. I've been exhausted every night! H: You have no idea! Me: Oh I'm pretty sure I do!! I also silently thought to myself, REALLY?!?! You think I have NO IDEA what tired is like?! It was too early to complain back much more. I can't wait to see how well he does when he has to go back to work with a 2-week old newborn in the house, haha!! You don't even know what tired is, guy!
This morning while laying in bed.. "You know, since the baby is half me, I think you should let me play with your boobs more... because if it wasn't for him your boobs wouldn't be as big now" Don't touch then if you want to live. The things he comes out with.
This came from a co-worker. I told him I had to go to a breastfeeding class. He goes wow you need to go to a class for that? Isn't it pretty self-explainitory? Yeah let's see you try, buddy.
Hubby picked up his new truck this weekend and the whole family was outside admiring it in the nice weather. I was in the bed of the truck and when I went to try to get out, which we all know takes more and more effort every day, my father pipes up with, "You might want to stay back there since that's probably how he'll have to load you in for the hospital anyway."
I told him to look at my stomach because the baby was moving around & pushing out, making my tummy oblong. DH: "Oh my gosh!! You look like a lumpy pear!" Oh thanks.
My DH sendt me this as his plane left the tarmack. It says: Skinny people are the easiest to kidnap. Be safe, eat cake! I think its funny, but now I cant stop thinking about cake. It makes me hangry.
"Peddle faster Fred!", from the Flintstones.This is his favorite things to say to me when I'm "trying" to get across the parking lot. you can only imagine the looks we get...
I bought a cheapy pack of Hanes "low rise" briefs to take to the hospital that DH affectionately refers to as my granny panties. I wear a pair occasionally to bed because they really are comfortable, but are in no way low rise. I'll fold the tops over while wearing them so they aren't squeezing my stomach. He loves to come up and pull them up higher, resulting in a giggle fit that just apparently never gets old for him. Ah, marriage.
Re: Sh!t my SO said
Married: Halloween 2010
DS: February 2014
But, in the hospital at one point they used a baby diaper with one of these on top,hence the mesh undies that stretch and can contain all that.
Me: oh good, it is $$$$ to fix.
Him: yep.18 years to fix it.
Me: did you just go there?
Him: yep, Pugs, you are very pregnant and hormonal. It's not the car. It's you.
Dh, and the other guys laughed out loud.
Married: Halloween 2010
DS: February 2014
Um...I haven't slept well in 8 months, and will continue to not sleep well for the next 12 months. Shut it!
Like somehow, acknowledging the physical strain of this pregnancy and making a joke means I am no longer eager to meet my child. I told him it's easy to act excited all the time when you don't have to host and carry the six pound parasite everywhere you go.
H: (This morning) Omg, I am SO. TIRED. I just feel like I can't catch up!
Me: I feel ya. This has been a busy week. I've been exhausted every night!
H: You have no idea!
Me: Oh I'm pretty sure I do!! I also silently thought to myself, REALLY?!?! You think I have NO IDEA what tired is like?! It was too early to complain back much more. I can't wait to see how well he does when he has to go back to work with a 2-week old newborn in the house, haha!! You don't even know what tired is, guy!
Don't touch then if you want to live. The things he comes out with.
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DS#1 July 2016
Baby #2 July 2018
Hubby picked up his new truck this weekend and the whole family was outside admiring it in the nice weather. I was in the bed of the truck and when I went to try to get out, which we all know takes more and more effort every day, my father pipes up with, "You might want to stay back there since that's probably how he'll have to load you in for the hospital anyway."
GFY Dad.
hubby: you're a pretty whale.
me: I said feel, I was hoping I didn't look like one you asshat!
DH: "Oh my gosh!! You look like a lumpy pear!"