Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

knotty-girl · March 2014

I'm bored out of my mind right now.

cgoldian · March 2014

So...my right foot is swollen but my left is not. I don't get it...

J&NL · March 2014

kcp913 said:

katieharpiceland said:

J&NL said:

poru said:
As a STM its really hard for me to see so many people say --- I can't wait to sleep on my belly again after baby comes. Cause I know the truth -- sometimes your new milk-filled gigantic boobs get in the way and it takes awhile to sleep on your belly again.
Ugh thanks for reminding me

I'm so glad all I want to do is sleep on my back :-) I feel like a won a little lottery or something...hehehe

I'm apparently in the rare minority of side sleepers, so this hasn't really been so difficult for me....

I normally sleep on my side too but since that's my only option, it has done horrible things to my shoulders and neck. I cannot wait to sleep on my stomach.

mrscrcalli · March 2014

I've been home for 3 hours and my bra is still on!!?! I must be drunk 8-}

knotty-girl · March 2014

ColleenSwerb said:
Working on Swerbaby2.0's album. Hoping if I get some of it going now, I'll actually be able to keep up with it once he/she arrives.

Wow, you are on top of things. Can I have some of your motivation?

Mamamonzo · March 2014

3crazykitties said:

Mamamonzo said:

I use to pride myself on the fact that I could take quick showers even when I shaved everything. Now, 45 minutes minimum, and I do a pretty shitty job at the shaving part.

You still shave! Lucky. I was soo embarrassed of my cactus legs at L&D today but bending over hurts.

It's a special occasion tonight. DH is gettin lucky for the first time in months. There was a lot of grunting, swearing, heavy breathing, and a couple minor cuts. Nothing to be proud of.

deidremaria · March 2014

P&B715 said:
Please those of you who work, please do April fools and have your water break on 4/1.

That was my April fools prank before I decided to quit my job.

Serenla · March 2014

snmetz7 said:

Mamamonzo said:

@snmetz7 how did things go for DH? Big hugs to you guys!!

his interview is first thing tomorrow...but I'll let you guys know when I do!

Sending lots of positive interview vibes!

avidkeo · March 2014

knotty-girl said:

I'm bored out of my mind right now.

OMG I was literally just about to post the exact same thing and demand someone start some MUD just to entertain me!!

Tempted to start and AE, go on that stupid UO/FFFC thread and say something really outrageous.... need an idea though!

avidkeo · March 2014

Mamamonzo said:

Mamamonzo said:

I use to pride myself on the fact that I could take quick showers even when I shaved everything. Now, 45 minutes minimum, and I do a pretty shitty job at the shaving part.

You still shave! Lucky. I was soo embarrassed of my cactus legs at L&D today but bending over hurts.
It's a special occasion tonight. DH is gettin lucky for the first time in months. There was a lot of grunting, swearing, heavy breathing, and a couple minor cuts. Nothing to be proud of.

Ummm, do tell!

EDIT: oh crap, helps if you read all of the post, not just the bottom bit. I thought you got the cuts from DTD with DH! Never mind (hangs head in shame)

Serenla · March 2014

knotty-girl said:

ColleenSwerb said:
Working on Swerbaby2.0's album. Hoping if I get some of it going now, I'll actually be able to keep up with it once he/she arrives.
Wow, you are on top of things. Can I have some of your motivation?

It's cute from what I can see.

Bluebird2318 · March 2014

Mamamonzo said:

Mamamonzo said:

I use to pride myself on the fact that I could take quick showers even when I shaved everything. Now, 45 minutes minimum, and I do a pretty shitty job at the shaving part.

You still shave! Lucky. I was soo embarrassed of my cactus legs at L&D today but bending over hurts.
It's a special occasion tonight. DH is gettin lucky for the first time in months. There was a lot of grunting, swearing, heavy breathing, and a couple minor cuts. Nothing to be proud of.

For a second I thought your description was about DH getting lucky and I was like "Whoa! What exactly are you into?!"

ETA: Just read @avidkeo's post. Apparently we had the same thought!

danamarie421 · March 2014

DH had dinner with his parents tonight and apparently my MIL asked him a bunch of questions about me Breastfeeding... In particular, she asked him if I had "good nipples".... This was their conversation topic at dinner.... I wasn't even there and I'm dying from the awkwardness!!! I guess I should just be thankful that I decided to skip the dinner!!

Emily041285 · March 2014

I've been super busy today and was given last minute tickets to the Thunder game tonight so I'm behind on bumping. (It's halftime and we're winning!)

Thinking of all the RTT ladies (and their loved ones) who need it. >:D<

eireyes · March 2014

@kcp913 I'm a side sleeper normally too! Unfortunately, Peanut has picked my left side to totally screw with in terms of hip, back and sciatic pain...

Also, you're welcome for dinner anytime, but it may be somewhat of a trip!

Mamamonzo · March 2014

avidkeo said:

Mamamonzo said:

Mamamonzo said:

I use to pride myself on the fact that I could take quick showers even when I shaved everything. Now, 45 minutes minimum, and I do a pretty shitty job at the shaving part.

You still shave! Lucky. I was soo embarrassed of my cactus legs at L&D today but bending over hurts.

It's a special occasion tonight. DH is gettin lucky for the first time in months. There was a lot of grunting, swearing, heavy breathing, and a couple minor cuts. Nothing to be proud of.

Ummm, do tell!

EDIT: oh crap, helps if you read all of the post, not just the bottom bit. I thought you got the cuts from DTD with DH! Never mind (hangs head in shame)

Dead

)

Bumping on my phone makes me lazy! I should have separated the two!

Eta: let's be honest with the size of this belly there is most likely going to be some very unsexy grunting involved just to get comfortable!

Ashleypixie · March 2014

avidkeo said:

knotty-girl said:

I'm bored out of my mind right now.

OMG I was literally just about to post the exact same thing and demand someone start some MUD just to entertain me!!

Tempted to start and AE, go on that stupid UO/FFFC thread and say something really outrageous.... need an idea though!

Something about gender ultrasounds. I've never seen more people flip out than when you call your AS that. Or maybe start a thing about spanking your children.

Bluebird2318 · March 2014

ColleenSwerb said:

If you have a shower in a tub, it's easier to shave in there. Prop the foot up on the tub, less bending. I shave 2x's a week. One day the legs, and the next time the cootch, lol.

You are ambitious. These days I'm lucky if I remember to shave my armpits.

avidkeo · March 2014

Ashleypixie said:

avidkeo said:

knotty-girl said:

I'm bored out of my mind right now.

OMG I was literally just about to post the exact same thing and demand someone start some MUD just to entertain me!!

Tempted to start and AE, go on that stupid UO/FFFC thread and say something really outrageous.... need an idea though!

Something about gender ultrasounds. I've never seen more people flip out than when you call your AS that. Or maybe start a thing about spanking your children.

Eep, I dont flip out but I'm one of those who think that the gender is a bonus of an anatomy scan! but then I work in radiology so.....

That does make me think of sex vs gender debate? that always gets heated... I cant bring myself to do either of the big two (circ and vaccination)

Mamamonzo · March 2014

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me"

Oh Rihanna :x

Ashleypixie · March 2014

avidkeo said:

Ashleypixie said:

avidkeo said:

knotty-girl said:

I'm bored out of my mind right now.

OMG I was literally just about to post the exact same thing and demand someone start some MUD just to entertain me!!

Tempted to start and AE, go on that stupid UO/FFFC thread and say something really outrageous.... need an idea though!

Something about gender ultrasounds. I've never seen more people flip out than when you call your AS that. Or maybe start a thing about spanking your children.

Eep, I dont flip out but I'm one of those who think that the gender is a bonus of an anatomy scan! but then I work in radiology so.....

That does make me think of sex vs gender debate? that always gets heated... I cant bring myself to do either of the big two (circ and vaccination)

Ooh, vaccinations is a good topic! Esp if you throw in the reason why you don't vac is because you'd rather pray illness away. See? I come up with the good ideas but I don't have the balls.

snmetz7 · March 2014

Came home to hubs famous spaghetti, chocolate cake and a stroler put together. I love my H

katieharpiceland · March 2014

I should totally go to sleep. Its sooooo late. But sleep is sooooo disappointing.

Bluebird2318 · March 2014

katieharpiceland said:

I should totally go to sleep. Its sooooo late. But sleep is sooooo disappointing.

Whenever I say that, it ends up more like this:

Bluebird2318 · March 2014

dani+california said:

Yall, I have to be honest. Don't kick me out of the RTT club please! I didn't like the perogies. They were ok but I wouldn't buy them again. DH loved them. They just made me want bacon.
How did you make them? The key is to fry them up with onions, sprinkle with bacon bits and dip in sour cream. The only thing that would be better in my mouth than that would be Joe Manganiello. Fact.

Joe Manganiello would not be my first choice, but I like your train of thought.

thomas930 · March 2014

katieharpiceland said:

I should totally go to sleep. Its sooooo late. But sleep is sooooo disappointing.

This is how I feel every night.

I get better sleep during afternoon naptime. So glad my 4.5 year old still naps.

avidkeo · March 2014

Ashleypixie said:

avidkeo said:

Ashleypixie said:

avidkeo said:

knotty-girl said:

I'm bored out of my mind right now.

OMG I was literally just about to post the exact same thing and demand someone start some MUD just to entertain me!!

Tempted to start and AE, go on that stupid UO/FFFC thread and say something really outrageous.... need an idea though!

Something about gender ultrasounds. I've never seen more people flip out than when you call your AS that. Or maybe start a thing about spanking your children.

Eep, I dont flip out but I'm one of those who think that the gender is a bonus of an anatomy scan! but then I work in radiology so.....

That does make me think of sex vs gender debate? that always gets heated... I cant bring myself to do either of the big two (circ and vaccination)

Ooh, vaccinations is a good topic! Esp if you throw in the reason why you don't vac is because you'd rather pray illness away. See? I come up with the good ideas but I don't have the balls.

Oh I love this!! hehe, help me write the post! hehe.

Man this is hard, there is offensive and there is OFFENSIVE!!

I think this needs work but how about:

I don't believe in vaccinations. Sure "science" say they work, but nothing is better for illness than prayer! At our church we have had children with all sorts of nasty stuff be healed through the power of prayer! One child was even cured of Autism! With prayer who needs all this science mumbo jumbo, God's will be done!

katieharpiceland · March 2014

thomas930 said:

katieharpiceland said:

I should totally go to sleep. Its sooooo late. But sleep is sooooo disappointing.

This is how I feel every night.

I get better sleep during afternoon naptime. So glad my 4.5 year old still naps.

Me too! My two hour sleep during the day is much better than this attempt to sleep at night. Its already 3 am...ugh. At least I don't have to be anywhere until 1 and that's just a midwife appointment.

KatieGummow · March 2014

Getting my Drunk History on.....dig it.

mrscrcalli · March 2014

KatieGummow said:
Getting my Drunk History on.....dig it.

Lovvvveeee that show!

Tferr02 · March 2014

DS I love you very much. However skipping nap today was not fun. Now waking up just as I was falling asleep and crying for mommy is definitely not fun. Mommy needs sleep!! It's horrible, uncomfortable sleep but it's still sleep!

Ashleypixie · March 2014

Ashleypixie said:

avidkeo said:

Ashleypixie said:

avidkeo said:

knotty-girl said:

I'm bored out of my mind right now.

OMG I was literally just about to post the exact same thing and demand someone start some MUD just to entertain me!!

Tempted to start and AE, go on that stupid UO/FFFC thread and say something really outrageous.... need an idea though!

Something about gender ultrasounds. I've never seen more people flip out than when you call your AS that. Or maybe start a thing about spanking your children.

Eep, I dont flip out but I'm one of those who think that the gender is a bonus of an anatomy scan! but then I work in radiology so.....

That does make me think of sex vs gender debate? that always gets heated... I cant bring myself to do either of the big two (circ and vaccination)

Oh I love this!! hehe, help me write the post! hehe.
Man this is hard, there is offensive and there is OFFENSIVE!!

I think this needs work but how about:

I don't believe in vaccinations. Sure "science" say they work, but nothing is better for illness than prayer! At our church we have had children with all sorts of nasty stuff be healed through the power of prayer! One child was even cured of Autism! With prayer who needs all this science mumbo jumbo, God's will be done!
Ooh, vaccinations is a good topic! Esp if you throw in the reason why you don't vac is because you'd rather pray illness away. See? I come up with the good ideas but I don't have the balls.

And then maybe add something about how you've also only gained 5lbs during this pregnancy, and you're electively getting induced weeks early because you didn't want to stretch out your vag with a normal sized baby head.

eireyes · March 2014

I admit, I don't have the balls to stir the shit like some of you (ahem @dani+california) but I love all the ideas!

pineconey · March 2014

i hate technology.

DH needed to get a new phone as his old one belongs to his employer that he's leaving at the end of the week. well, my friend's fiance runs a verizon store nearby so we chose to go to that one specifically. i found out that i was eligible for an upgrade too (thought it wasnt until august) so we both got the iphone 5c. he gave us a discount on the cases, installation, etc. so yay.
well, yay except for some reason i'm having issues synching things to my itunes because i don't have the latest version. ok, fine, i'll update my itunes. oh wait, i can't update my itunes because i have a super old operating system on my mac (5 years old and never upgraded... like a boss...). ok, fine, upgrade the computer. well to do that i have to order the upgrade online and wait for it to be shipped.

this all means that i can't get into half of the stuff on my new phone until i get everything squared away. this means no mobile bumping, most of my aps are gone, etc.
i cannot begin to tell you how tragic this is.

avidkeo · March 2014

Dear Sesame,

Can you please spread your active moments through out the day. Pulling into my driveway realising I hadn't felt you move at all since this morning (not your usual routine!), then having you try to squirm your way out as I sit down, is not fun! Also, feet in my liver is not the nicest feeling in the world!

Love Mummy

thomas930 · March 2014

Its called an fFN test and it tests for the presence of fetal fibronectin.

ETA: this is in reference to the preterm labor test

RocksInTheWater · March 2014

Mamamonzo said:

Mamamonzo said:

I use to pride myself on the fact that I could take quick showers even when I shaved everything. Now, 45 minutes minimum, and I do a pretty shitty job at the shaving part.

You still shave! Lucky. I was soo embarrassed of my cactus legs at L&D today but bending over hurts.
It's a special occasion tonight. DH is gettin lucky for the first time in months. There was a lot of grunting, swearing, heavy breathing, and a couple minor cuts. Nothing to be proud of.

At first I couldn't tell if you were describing shaving your legs or having sex with you DH! At this point in my pregnancy, it could legitimately describe trying to have sex.

mrscrcalli · March 2014

Ok so the pain had gone from a 3 to a 6 it's now a 10 so DH is making me go to the hospital to see wtf is going on. I can't walk without his help it's so painful.
Fingers crossed its nothing [-O<

JessieAlbin · March 2014

janice9821 said:

jennypenny1014 said:

janice9821 said:

aronie82 said:

I flush tampons. I flush a tissue or two. I'll flush a wipe or two. But I also flush in moderation. I'm not going to fill the bowl up with wipes and wish for the best.

Oh, must be you're not my tenant! I actually wrote into the lease that she is not to flush anything other than toilet paper, and she flushed enough baby wipes and paper towels to clog the main line. I could've kicked her in the teeth.
WTAF?! Paper towels?! Who the fuck ever thinks that's a good idea?! Might as well throw some maxipads in there for good measure. Good God!

Oh, and she tried to argue that my "broken plumbing" was not her responsibility to pay for. Nice try. The contractor, who also happens to be her cousin, told me what he wound up pulling out of the pipes. Thank goodness I wrote that specific thing into the lease!

I'm not gonna lie, when we had our landlady fix our plumbing a week ago, I was so stinking smug about the fact that the culprit was tampons... She tried to blame it on us, and DH was all, "uh, we don't have guests over, ever, and my wife has been pregnant since we moved in. Try again."

RocksInTheWater · March 2014

ColleenSwerb said:

If you have a shower in a tub, it's easier to shave in there. Prop the foot up on the tub, less bending. I shave 2x's a week. One day the legs, and the next time the cootch, lol.

We bought our house from a 70-something year old couple and the shower has a teeny little built in corner seat. It's the only way I have been able to shave my legs every 4 weeks.

Want a personalized experience?

Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Re: Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Choose Another Board

Search Boards