Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

sking72 · February 2014

Well of course I had to go read the thread. Hospitals are so evil for helping us push giant headed aliens out of our Vaginas. That's my two cents. I'd rather post it here than on that board because I'm not a doctor so my opinion isn't valid over there. Although SO is a nurse so I have that going for me right?

Hope you ladies are having a lovely weekend and I'm so glad I started reading this thread last week because I don't know what I did before it.

Also, 9 weeks left today, holy crap single digit weeks.

TallaB · February 2014

aronie82 said:

I love the episode of Big Bang when Amy gets her tiara.

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TallaB · February 2014

Just watched a documentary "Serving Life". Damn you Oprah Winfrey and pregnancy hormones, making me feel all sorry and cry for murderous criminals!!!

SoulTermination · February 2014

I feel like the siggy challenge pic in my sig is obnoxious, but I don't feel like making a new one. Maybe tomorrow. >.>

eireyes · February 2014

Some days I really think my DH is clueless. I mentioned that my back hurt from all the work we did today. His response? Take some Tylenol! He knows that Tylenol doesn't do shit for me... Would it kill the man to offer a back rub instead?!

Ugh. We're in bed and he's asleep but I can't get comfortable to save my life. :-w

JessieAlbin · February 2014

aviola329 said:
I texted the daycare lady...I'm still not happy with her. Fast forwarded or not, kid still sees it.

Still completely unacceptable. I am angry for you that she tried to justify her behavior instead of admit that it was not ok, and would never happen again! Wtf!!

snmetz7 · February 2014

Omg. Worst hb ever!! Why

Medic99 · February 2014

Wow looks like I missed a lot! I love dolphins and all but no I would not deliver my baby with them. Um....yuck much? And yes I am a bit of a germ freak. Second of all the thread about how evil hospitals are, they can kiss my a$$. If it weren't for the hospital staff and my OB, I would not be here and neither would my daughter. Not all of us can be so lucky to have an easy or uneventful delivery. Also some of us were not blessed with perfect health or genes so most midwives and birthing centers won't look at some of us. The ignorance. Yes, I am in a freaking mood tonight....sorry ladies.

KatieGummow · February 2014

dani+california said:
Wow I missed a lot today! White Knights and assholes aplenty.

I totally sang this little mermaid style in my head as I read it..."I've got white knights and asshole a plenty... but I want moooore! "

KatieGummow · February 2014

JessieAlbin said:

aviola329 said:
I texted the daycare lady...I'm still not happy with her. Fast forwarded or not, kid still sees it.
Still completely unacceptable. I am angry for you that she tried to justify her behavior instead of admit that it was not ok, and would never happen again! Wtf!!

I agree. That's so inappropriate and puts you in a weird place. I couldn't imagine how you must be feeling.I am so sorry you're in this situation.

michaelad3 · February 2014

KatieGummow said:

dani+california said:
Wow I missed a lot today! White Knights and assholes aplenty.
I totally sang this little mermaid style in my head as I read it..."I've got white knights and asshole a plenty... but I want moooore! "

That's totally how I read it too!

KatieGummow · February 2014

michaelad3 said:

KatieGummow said:

dani+california said:
Wow I missed a lot today! White Knights and assholes aplenty.
I totally sang this little mermaid style in my head as I read it..."I've got white knights and asshole a plenty... but I want moooore! "
That's totally how I read it too!

Yesss! Winning!

katieharpiceland · February 2014

I must be getting crankier. The name stolen by a dog thread was entertaining, but the people on their high horse about giving birth threads make my acid reflux worse. I go to sleep and craziness happens!

BiggerinRealLife · February 2014

Popping in before bed. Seeing all the music siggys is making me unreasonably happy. Pretty sure my dreams will have a soundtrack tonight.

My small family shower was awesome! Mom got DH a special "daddy gift" and he was very touched. One aunt had a special surprise for me that was so incredibly cool and sweet and sentimental the thoughtful I burst out crying....but I don't have the gift in person yet. I'll post a pic when I do.

Oh, and the second my grandma spotted me she exclaimed, "Wow! You don't LOOK pregnant!"

"Really Grandma? Well, I must at least look fatter than the last time you saw me."

"Well, yeah."

Love my grandma! She tells it like it is. Still just fat, not pregnant.

danamarie421 · February 2014

Wide awake and it's 6AM.... And I have heartburn from hell.... Why??!!

(

scarles · February 2014

I am having serious anxiety about choosing a Mamaroo or Fisher Price Cradle n Swing. I had a nightmare about it last night where I bought both and baby liked neither. It's getting ridiculous.

Stace0616 · February 2014

Six more weeks of winter.... Stupid groundhog!!

scarles · February 2014

@jessieann1020 - get the card and pay it off immediately. Then put the card away or cut it up. For 30% savings on such a big item, I would do it!

deidremaria · February 2014

J&NL said:

deidremaria said:
I saw "Frozen" it was fucking awesome!!!
I looooove that movie! DD does too. I love Elsa's voice the most!

I fell so in love with Elsa. I have decided that even though I'm black I'm gonna be Elsa for Halloween and my baby is gonna be a snowflake.

janice9821 · February 2014

ImnAtari said:

I'm desperately looking for things to do that do not involve the 9 - 12 page paper I have due a week from today and have barely started...

Gawd, that's one thing I definitely don't miss about college! Hope you find a suitable distraction (but also get your paper done on time).

janice9821 · February 2014

Jessieann1020 said:

WWA14D? BRU has the glider and ottoman that I really want on sale. I was going to get a different one since it is so expensive. Right now it is 15% off and if I open a BRU card I can get another %15 off. Do you think it is worth it to open a card? I don't want to hurt my credit. It's almost too good of a deal to pass up. Thoughts?

As long as you aren't planning to make any major purchases (car, house...) in the very near future, I'd probably do it and just pay the balance off immediately when I got the bill.

sking72 · February 2014

I had a dream that I had my baby on a check out belt at our local grocery store and then handed the baby to the cashier because I had to buy newborn diapers since no one bought me any for my baby shower.

I've had so many dreams about not having the right sized diaper for this baby. I think that's gonna be the least of my worries!

saige1121 · February 2014

I had a dream las night that I was looking for places to use the restroom. I was stopping at people's houses I knew and asking them if I could use their facilities. Oh pregnancy dreams

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jennypenny1014 · February 2014

danamarie421 said:
Wide awake and it's 6AM.... And I have heartburn from hell.... Why??!! (

I don't "love" your heartburn... I'm just commiserating with you. Everytime I burp this morning it tastes like my stomach is bleeding.

jennypenny1014 · February 2014

aviola329 said:
Getting ready for Disneyland today!! Scoping out places to take pics tomorrow when to hopefully less crowded than on a Sunday.

It's a good thig we'd pretty much decided to get the scooter because I discovered this morning that my tennis shows don't fit! I couldn't even get my puffy foot in the damn shoe so it's moccasins and a power scooter for me this trip!

It's Super Bowl Sunday... With any luck, the park will be desolate!

JessieAlbin · February 2014

Definitely just melted down on DH after we both gave up on sexy time this morning. I'm not ready to give up sex yet!!

( I miss my old baby-free body. Is it too much to ask to be intimate with my husband without feeling like I'm gonna suffocate or having a weird stupid pain? Smh.

jennypenny1014 · February 2014

JessieAlbin said:
Definitely just melted down on DH after we both gave up on sexy time this morning. I'm not ready to give up sex yet!! ( I miss my old baby-free body. Is it too much to ask to be intimate with my husband without feeling like I'm gonna suffocate or having a weird stupid pain? Smh.

Maybe try a more gentle position? Like you on your side and have him go in like in doggy style? (hard to describe, but totally works!) Or perhaps oral or manual stimulation rather than full out penetration? DH and I have had to get creative cause our "old standbys" (good ol missionary or cowgirl) just aren't working anymore with this giant belly in the way.

pineconey · February 2014

Preg-somnia can suck it.
Tired as hell, awake for the last 2 hours, and the alarm isn't set for almost 2 more.
*grumbles*
I've got the heartburn too.

sweetmelissa0707 · February 2014

ColleenSwerb said:
So annoyed at my DH this morning. Once again he got to sleep in, and I was up. And then he disappeared for 25 minutes to take a shit. I had to actually go in and tell him to wrap it up. He was just sitting there, fucking staring off into space. Must be nice. He went to DD and got donuts for us and his parents, and he got my donut fucking wrong.

Blah.

Marathon poo sessions! Must be a husband thing. The kids and I will be looking for him, and sure enough he's holed up (hehe) in the upstairs bathroom looking at his phone, taking a half hour plus. As moms I think we're lucky to get 45 seconds to speed pee before a kid needs something.

chichi589 · February 2014

I hate know it alls, & stupid people. On the bright side my SO invited people over for superbowl Sunday & didn't do any of the cooking cleaning or shopping for it..... Oh wait.

twinklemoon · February 2014

Sorry for your loss @lindsay808

Tferr02 · February 2014

Ok what is on page 507 that my phone is refusing to let me see?!? Every other page is just fine. But whenever I click 507 it is just a forever white page!

Mamamonzo · February 2014

Doing laundry this pregnant makes me want to kick a puppy X(

scarles · February 2014

ColleenSwerb said:

sweetmelissa0707 said:

ColleenSwerb said:
So annoyed at my DH this morning. Once again he got to sleep in, and I was up. And then he disappeared for 25 minutes to take a shit. I had to actually go in and tell him to wrap it up. He was just sitting there, fucking staring off into space. Must be nice. He went to DD and got donuts for us and his parents, and he got my donut fucking wrong.

Blah.
Marathon poo sessions! Must be a husband thing. The kids and I will be looking for him, and sure enough he's holed up (hehe) in the upstairs bathroom looking at his phone, taking a half hour plus. As moms I think we're lucky to get 45 seconds to speed pee before a kid needs something.
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He takes the fucking iPad in and plays his stupid fucking game. Ugh, it makes me so angry.

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We must be married to the same man. I don't understand it. It drives me insane.

JessieAlbin · February 2014

Mamamonzo said:
Doing laundry this pregnant makes me want to kick a puppy X(

I think laundry is like, the only household chore that doesn't make me wanna kick a puppy. And cleaning the toilet. Those are my go-to get started cleaning the house options. For some reason mopping is the worst thing in the world you can make me do!

KatieGummow · February 2014

Mamamonzo said:
Doing laundry this pregnant makes me want to kick a puppy X(

Ah! Not a puppy! Never a puppy!

J&NL · February 2014

JessieAlbin said:

Doing laundry this pregnant makes me want to kick a puppy X(
I think laundry is like, the only household chore that doesn't make me wanna kick a puppy. And cleaning the toilet. Those are my go-to get started cleaning the house options. For some reason mopping is the worst thing in the world you can make me do!

Both of those are the absolute worst for me. Toilets make me want to vom.

J&NL · February 2014

I think I'm going to target and Kroger by myself later. DH woke up in a terrible mood and it's getting on my nerves. I swear men PMS more than women do.

thomas930 · February 2014

JessieAlbin said:

Definitely just melted down on DH after we both gave up on sexy time this morning. I'm not ready to give up sex yet!! ( I miss my old baby-free body. Is it too much to ask to be intimate with my husband without feeling like I'm gonna suffocate or having a weird stupid pain? Smh.

So Sorry. This point in pregnancy sucks big time. I've gotten to the point where I will no longer be able to orgasm because of not being able to get into a position that allows me too. Any sex we have now is pretty much for DH. He of course wont force it me to do anything, but I have a hard time making him go without for so long, so I still put out even if I'm no longer getting anything out of it. Frustrating for sure.