June Randoms

zuuls_mom

@blitzybee I just want to give you a thousand hugs. 

@LJMoon6 oh yes, please to the scruffy dudes in scrubs!

PS, I’ll be MIA for about 90 min taking DS to daycare and securing my pineapple and then I’ll dive into the PG fun!! Cannot wait!!

themadcamel

@blitzybee so many internet hugs and love to you

monkeysmom80

@LJMoon6 The scruff! I hate scruff on MH but on other guys, bring it!

rms924

LJMoon6 said:

So every morning I walk over to the medical center on campus to get a cup of coffee (well, a caramel latte to be exact). I don’t know if it’s just the fact that MH is gone this week or if my hormones are getting crazy but… young men in scrubs are really doing it for me! Add in some scruff... damn!!!

I am REALLY liking the direction this thread has taken...

Anyone having very vivid dreams??? I am not saying anymore until we move into our PG

ETA to add tag @LJMoon6

themadcamel

@rms924 SUCH. VIVID. DREAMS. This is super weird, but I had a dream involving Jesus and a biker gang. And yes, it was of a racy nature. WTF BRAIN?!?!

nomangos23

Um yes, I had a vidid dream... that I ran my cousin over with a car because she tried to light a cigarette behind me... Cue strong mama instincts? WTF is wrong with me? I woke up thinking "Why the F would you dream that, you asshole?!" 

threes_companypu

Oh yes the dreams are quite vivid! I also have developed a crush on anyone who is nice to me 😂

sunshine2417

@rms924 with DS alllll my 2nd tri dreams were epically vivid sex dreams and often involved ex’s or hubby... with this little girl they’ve mostly been vivid death dreams which really sucks! I’ll gladly take feeling awkward in the morning rather than depressed!

lillywonderland

No super vivid dreams for me here, but I am thoroughly enjoying hearing about the murderous ones in particular.  😜

@ljmoon6 I looooooove DH with scruff. 🥰

LJMoon6

I always have super vivid dreams even when not KU. MH thinks it's impossible for me to remember as much detail as I do lol. I remember being super into analyzing dreams as a kid and read somewhere about how to wake up from dreams to help you remember more. If you wake up too fast you'll lose a ton of details or wont remember it at all. But if you wake up slowly, staying in a semi sleep/semi wake stage and just think about the dream you just had, you can remember so much! Anyone remember my avocado bone marrow dream? Lol
I had a awful dream last night. My friend, that I haven't seen in a year, came to visit and I thought it would be a good idea to show her a positive pregnancy test (cause, obviously, that's what you do when you want to show someone your pregnant. Because your fat belly isn't good enough 🤷‍♀️). So I took a test but it came back negative. I was devastated, I thought I was having a miscarriage. I spent the rest of the dream crying my eyes out waiting for spotting to start. I even ended up going to the bar with a big group of friends. While I was sitting at the bar drinking (!) I started to feel the baby move (I think he was actually kicking me in real life lol). I then started to realize that I wasn't having a miscarriage and that I had just experienced the hook effect (anyone ever heard of that. When you are so far along you produce so much hcg that you overwhelm the test and it can come back negative. I have no idea if it's real science but my dream self definitely believed it). I then had to try to convince everyone that I was still pregnant. I woke up still feeling him kick.
Sorry, that was longer than I intended lol.

threes_companypu

I can’t stand my boobs any longer!! 
That is all. 

themadcamel

@duewithpu2 girl, yes. I’m so effing tired of these things. Almost everyone I know (close family included) has been telling me my bump is small. Some say it with surprise and others say it with outright concern. GUYS! The bump is measuring FINE, it’s not your business to comment about my size, and I’m pretty sure it only looks small because my boobs are MASSIVE. 

threes_companypu

@themadcamel I wish people understood that they should never comment on a bump size big or small!

kgg2241

@LJMoon6 I swear we are the same person. I have super vivid dreams too.

@duewithpu2 @themadcamel Yes! Same! I am so sick of people telling me how small my bump is. It almost feels... rude. I don't know how to explain it, but I never feel like it comes across nice. 

Also, my morning today. This drink literally is taking my breath away. So. Much. Sugar.

lillywonderland

@kgg2241 That’s what I’m doing tomorrow morning! 🥴

FTR, I literally had different people IN THE SAME DAMN DAY say that I looked huge and tiny. 

zuuls_mom

I'm on a con-call right now and the dude talking has literally the WORST voice. It's both nasally and high pitched. I can't. I feel like I am listening to a Goose talk. 

LJMoon6

@zuuls_mom Lately, the only thing that really seems to irritate the piss out of me for no good reason are certain noises. I was at a target once waiting at the Starbucks for my drink. There was this lady cleaning the floor with one of those big machines. By the time I got my drink I was so glad to be getting out of there. I walked all the way to the other side of the store... but the damn lady followed me!! I literally walked out of the store. I couldn't stand it!

threes_companypu

On an annoying noises note, the coworker in the cubicle next to mine burps ALL THE TIME. Never says excuse me either. It doesn’t help that he’s the only person in the entire company that I dislike.  

rms924

@themadcamel @duewithpu2 @lillywonderland the only appropriate thing to say to a pregnant woman is that she looks lovely. Someone told me that I look wider this time - umm thanks. It’s awful because they have two prior pregnancies to compare. Basically, I am over it also. 

Wanted to add one thing a friend said that made me feel better: “people should shut up because you are turning food into a human.” It’s a super
power! 

monkeysmom80

My boss likes to comment to all of our clients "she's really pregnant"  I was really pregnant at the beginning of January too, you can just tell my bump is from a baby and not pizza now!  And also shush it!

LJMoon6

I'm so proud of my little pup. She's only 2 yo so we are still crating her while we're gone. We're slowly testing it out to see how she does outside of her cage when we're not around, 15 min here, an hour there. Today I left her for 3 hours and she passed! No accidents, no furniture damage, nothing. I'm so happy. I can't wait till we can get rid of the cage all together.
On a side note, I went shopping today after my appointment and found this really stinkin' cute pineapple shirt at motherhood maternity. I just HAVE to have it! Unfortunately they didn't have my size so I had them put it on hold at another store. I'll be picking it up on Sunday! 

nomangos23

@LJMoon6 2 years old is when both of my pups were able to graduate from all day crating to all day outside of the crates. I've been really happy with that method because both of them go back to their crate (doors open!) when they want to relax. Their crates are totally non-threatening them! We still get an occasional inside accident but usually only when the weather is bad (because girl dog doesn't like to pee outside) 

@monkeysmom80 My boss constantly comments "You're taking, like what, a week off right?" 

@duewithpu2 Girl I could NOT deal with that. Gas from either ends really bothers me. 

@kgg2241 good luck! I'm doing it Monday

AFM I had to travel yesterday and got stuck in a middle seat. The lady to my right was DRENCHED in essential oils and the guy to my left had tremors the whole time. Like full body tremors. I've never seen anything like it. I kept thinking he was about to fall over and die but his body language didn't seem nervous or uncomfortable at all. I, on the other hand, was having a panic attack trying to remember the rules of CPR and trying to determine of the stress of administering it would hurt the baby. On top of being sweaty and having motion sickness. 

FFC While I'm not nervous about actually flying in an airplane, I am always nervous someone around me is going to get/be sick. I've been on too many flights where someone near/next to me gets sick and throw up in my phobia. 

themadcamel

You guysssss I’m so annoyed that we can’t fully get our PG up and running. C’mon Bump gods, fix your website!!

mamaber2204

@duewithpu2 SAME regarding the crushing on people who are nice to you.  It's ridiculous.  Also, +1 for outrageously vivid dreams.  I'm always a vivid dreamer, but pregnancy ups my game.  

kiddiesandkitties

@nomangos23 I'm sorry but I totally laughed out loud at the description of the guy on the plane next to you. My kids are watching Peppa Pig yelling "WHAT SO FUNNY, MOM?!"

zuuls_mom

@themadcamel I've yelled at my computer like 5 times today about this. 

Me to TB:

kiddiesandkitties

@nomangos23 ETA I have the EXACT SAME FEAR and I am always super embarrassed to tell people but it makes me totally bug out about flying. 

Once in high school I went to Mexico with my BF and his family. On the flight home, his brother was throwing up the ENTIRE TIME. I called my mom from the bathroom during our layover and asked her to pick me up when we landed so I didn’t have to drive home in the car with him. When we arrived home, I pretended there was a miscommunication and my parents accidentally came to get me not realizing we had a car. 🤷🏼‍♀️

nomangos23

@kiddiesandkitties Ugh, how awful! On a flight to NY I got stuck in the middle seat, in the last row next to a lady (who was on the aisle, so I couldn't even escape) who threw up the. whole. time. She started before the plane even took off, and was still throwing up when it landed. I just kept grabbing puke bags and stuffing them in her seat next to her. And the craziest thing is, flight attendants kept giving her food/water/tea/etc and she kept eating/ drinking, then she'd throw all of that up too! I was like CAN WE STOP FEEDING THE PUKING LADY PLEASE?!?!

RedBreast35

zuuls_mom said:

@themadcamel I've yelled at my computer like 5 times today about this. 

Me to TB:

So many people recently have said stuff about waiting for the PG to open so they can share dirty details and IT’S KILLING ME that we’re being delayed! I WANT ALLLLL THE GOSSIP even if I don’t really know who y’all are talking about 😂

cheshyre319

@RedBreast35 Yes! And now that I know the PG is coming I'm so wanting to vent in detail about so much stupidity around me. And then read about all ya'll's drama to make me feel better about coping with mine. 😅

cammie0526

Currently at Home Depot with DH shopping for lumber. Send help. 

threes_companypu

@cammie0526 that is cruel and unusual punishment! 

I just spent 3 hours purging toys and that’s just the downstairs! 

cateyes543

We are having DS dedicated at church tomorrow and so all of our family and friends are in town and at our house for the weekend. It is feeling very Lampoons Christmas Vacation here complete with a stray cat that followed someone in the door. Send wine....oh wait.....

zuuls_mom

So I told DH I’ve been craving a Taco Bell quesadilla, but we’re trying to cut back on fast food to save money and that man is making me a homemade version of the jalapeño sauce so I can have my quesadilla 😍😭 I love him so much.

cheshyre319

@zuuls_mom not to be redundant but, marry him! 😆

threes_companypu

Spelled my username wrong in my pineapple pic. Pregnancy brain strikes again!

zuuls_mom

@duewithpu2 if it makes you feel any better, my H decided to cut ours up while I was asleep last night so now I have to buy a new one 😭 I did manage to get a pic the other day, but it’ll have the wrong date on it lol

threes_companypu

@zuuls_mom oh no! I didn’t even put the date on it 😭 it was so hard to get too 😭

zuuls_mom

@duewithpu2 it was ridiculously hard! 

lillywonderland

Lolololololol @duewithpu2 I think we can accept a minor spelling error. I took my pic with my pineapple on Thursday so the day will be wrong. Oh well, close enough!! My pineapple has already been cut up also @zuuls_mom. It is suuuuuper sweet. Mmmm.