How to Tell if You are a NEWB

alfan004

HFrizzle said:

We can't forget the first tri gem about anal sex to relieve her constipation.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/8989385/help-with-constipation-naturally

Hahaha "four play"

Jalee85

@awwpuddin

Okay I will give that I try! Thanks!

Jalee85

Okay wow how did I totally not understand that! Now I do feel like a newb! Thanks @awwpuddin

shelliescove3

Yes I absolutely just read through this whole thread and couldn't stop laughing!!

I have one you might be a noob if you think you are free and clear of stretch marks because you are a ftm who is 20, 25, 30, 35 weeks pregnant...

Gatorsgirl731

You don't know who Pamela Slamala is. 

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/9008891/am-i-preggers-and-if-not-get-a-stud/p1

kimbo1216

awwwpuddin said:

@jalee85 when you make your ticker, just copy and paste the actual image into the signature box. The codes don't work anymore.

@awwwpuddin, Yes.  They do.  @jalee85, If you just copy the image into the signature box, then I don't think it will update.  However, if you copy and paste the ticker code into the signature box when "view source" is selected, and hit save, then it will be correct and update each day.

step 1:
create your ticket code and copy it once you have it
2: in a new tab (just in case you need your code again for whatever reason), open the edit signature box page, then click the view source button (it's the one that is second to last, looks like a sheet of paper with 2 red arrow pointing out).
3.  paste your ticker code in this box  (note must be in view source for code to work)
4. click save
5. after clicking save, it should take you out of "view source" mode and into regular mode.  you can edit to your heart's content from there!

Jalee85

@kimbo1216

Thanks for you infinite TB knowledge! I did get it figured out! I think I didn't know what the "view source button was" I looked for it but I didn't see it! 

kimbo1216

awwwpuddin said:

they just don't work like they used to, I guess. My ticker updates every day, but the fruit is always wrong. I think that's everybody's though.

@awwwpudding, Idk.  mine seems correct.  Have you tried getting a new code and re-inserting it?  Maybe it's just wrong from the old code?  Just a thought that I have not tested.

Gwyneddlesliegrace

oh my goodness! This thread is huuuuugggggeeeeee.

Gwyneddlesliegrace

You might be a n00b if you don't know that Beachmama was hated by TB for a day.

babygiantquest

...I love you guys so much.

Gatorsgirl731

You post three updates on the same topic and still no one cares.

alfan004

GUISE! I have loved reading this thread so much today that I forgot to eat lunch. I. FORGOT. TO. EAT. LUNCH. Let that sink in.

yesthisiskim0401

You might be a newb if you come on here asking if we think your doctor will give you written permission to go on maternity leave early due to regular third tri pregnancy symptoms.

reinandarren

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

huntjul

yesthisiskim0401 said:

You might be a newb if you come on here asking if we think your doctor will give you written permission to go on maternity leave early due to regular third tri pregnancy symptoms.

And then cry because a rainbow farting unicorn gif shows up in someone's reply

Gatorsgirl731

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

Says the newbie who has 10 posts.

 

huntjul

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

You might be a newbie if your s/n is @reinandarren

reinandarren

huntjul said:

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

You might be a newbie if your s/n is @reinandarren

Seriously am I supposed to go cry now.....

CMireles2

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

You post a comment like this! Prime example!

reinandarren

You ladies are so sweet I'm the official newb!!!

babygiantquest

huntjul said:

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

You might be a newbie if your s/n is @reinandarren

Aw, you beat me to it. Shucks.

Weljadraak

reinandarren said:

You ladies are so sweet I'm the official newb!!!

Well recognition was all you were after, right?

layali

Gatorsgirl731 said:

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

Says the newbie who has 10 posts.

 

Jenball717

...if you think it would be okay to post a picture of your mucous plug.

Sorry if that has been added already, I didn't remember between all the bathroom breaks I had to take while reading this incredible thread.

reinandarren

NRyan55 said:

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

Ah yes good ole @reinandarren, with all of your valuable contributions to this community.

Google me .... Oh yeah you people don't know anything about me. For a reason!!! It's called privacy!

reinandarren

@Brandontricia fat chance this momma only cries over spilled breast milk !!

trackgirlparis

Been on and off here all day and you ladies have put tears of joy in my eyes...gettin' all nostalgic! All Ive got right now is,
You might be a newb if you don't know how much @tmccord21 loves stripes

babygiantquest

reinandarren said:

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

You might be a newbie if your s/n is @reinandarren

Seriously am I supposed to go cry now.....

bkeane619

reinandarren said:

NRyan55 said:

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

Ah yes good ole @reinandarren, with all of your valuable contributions to this community.

Google me .... Oh yeah you people don't know anything about me. For a reason!!! It's called privacy!

You will now go down in infamy since Kimbo made this post sticky. Keep on digging.

Weljadraak

You may be a newb if you didn't realize this post was for fun and you had to threadjack it for your own AW needs.

reinandarren 

reinandarren

This has been so much fun!!! Back to reality for me......

sleepy33

NRyan55 said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

Who the fuck asked you?

She said fuck!!!!!

Drink!

sleepy33

reinandarren said:

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

You might be a newbie if your s/n is @reinandarren

Seriously am I supposed to go cry now.....

No, see, we don't care what you do now. That's the whole point of this post.

Gwyneddlesliegrace

reinandarren said:

This has been so much fun!!! Back to reality for me......

You might be a newbie if you imply that we have no lives.

sweettooth87

Aahhh this post is like walking down memory lane!

You might be a newb if you don't know what user refuses to use caps!

Phalaenopsis

Great post!! You might be a noob if: you don't think Oct13 is obsessed with pumpkin flavor You think Timi&Leslie is just the name of some couple You are unfamiliar with @taylormarie923 and @tmccord21 walls You hate animals You post about your weight gain

taylormarie923

reinandarren said:

Seriously you people have way to much time on your hands..... Who gives a flying shit if you've posted 1 or 6000 posts. So childish.

Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you. Party pooper! Pooper! Party poooooper!

Amjoy25

You know you're a newb if...

1. You've never used the term twat-waffle or douche-canoe, or the phrase "you sound like a peach" or "you're a gem".

2. You didn't know that @awwwpuddin thinks Obamacare is "stupid".

3. You don't know that @sleepy33 is a lawyer and will LAWYERED you.

4. You don't know that choosing the incorrect forms of your and you're will get you blasted.

5. You don't know who @redheadedbaker or @quigleycat is.

6. You don't know who is the chair of "Team Prude".

....AND I LOVE this post!

sooner1981

NRyan55 said:

You might be a newb if:
-You think @huntjul has a vet
-You don't know that @DH13 has a pool
-You think that @Gwyneddlesliegrace doesn't have a recipe/sewing pattern for every single thing on your baby registry
-You did not know that @sooner1981 's husband is a neonatologist
-You don't know about @Amjoy25 's "name thread-gate"

I could do this all day

Aww...but srsly, guise...

If I don't mention that, I just come off like a random blowhard trying to convince people to vaccinate their kids or, you know, not try to self-induce labor at 34 weeks because they are "a uncomfortable," etc...

Just wait until we have our babies and I get irritated when people start putting their babies to sleep on their bellies because "they sleep better like that and omg, I am sleeping in the next room and would totally hear it if they stopped breathing in the middle of the night!"

Oh, the fun that is to come!