How to Tell if You are a NEWB

EmJ&B

MrsKocal said:

EmJ&B said:

If you think Fox is just the name of an animal

If you don't know that @quartermisses would like to MOVE

If you cant remember that @MrsKocal had the worst morning sickness in the history of the world and suggested she might try peppermint or ginger.

LMAO, thank you for remembering.  I try to block that horrible time, and all those "helpful" suggestions, from my memory...


OMG ... every time someone would suggest helpful cure to me, I'd wonder how many times you'd heard it.

JenMatt2010

taylormarie923 said:

If you don't know who this is:

It's Chole!!

AlwaysForgetful

carriet2018 said:

if you think @alwaysforgetful always remembers to take birth control

lol If I was on it, I am sure I would forget.

bnikiz

How did i not know @sleppy33 is a lawyer? I need to be lawyered

sleepy33

bnikiz said:

How did i not know @sleppy33 is a lawyer? I need to be lawyered

I am sneaky. I don't practice, so I don't have a lot of, like, lawyer stories to share or anything.

bnikiz

sleepy33 said:

bnikiz said:

How did i not know @sleppy33 is a lawyer? I need to be lawyered

I am sneaky. I don't practice, so I don't have a lot of, like, lawyer stories to share or anything.


Ah damn. we got screwed by a pro, we won our small claims case but still havent been able to collect. Dude and his business lawyers are a bunch of scum bags

bkeane619

You might be a newb if you haven't read this thread over and over again and enjoyed its hilarity. 

sleepy33

bnikiz said:

bnikiz said:

How did i not know @sleppy33 is a lawyer? I need to be lawyered

I am sneaky. I don't practice, so I don't have a lot of, like, lawyer stories to share or anything.

Ah damn. we got screwed by a pro, we won our small claims case but still havent been able to collect. Dude and his business lawyers are a bunch of scum bags

Can you get the court to order a garnishment? PM me if you want!

chelseyestelle

quartermisses said:

You might be a Newb if you haven't read this thread, and post something completely Newbish the day same day said thread was created and stickied. 

This is so great.

chuicafina

For having disappeared for quite a while, I'm pleased that I still knew plenty of these. 

germanpickle

Crying. Crying. Laughing so damn hard I'm crying.

laurenmdrn16

anamouse said:

If you think Grimace is a buttplug.

The Grimace thing holds a special place in my heart because I checked that thread like a maniac during a church function and it was when MH first realized how important TB really is to me.

sleepy33

tyrannosaurusbeck said:

Haha!! I'm so proud that I have been here for all of these things!!! 

I was about to start loving posts, but it would have been all of them. 

I love how we are all known for something around here...I'm scared to know what makes me special..

If you don't know what @tyrannosaurusbeck's screen name USED to be...

allymp13

 

sleepy33 said:

Haha!! I'm so proud that I have been here for all of these things!!! 

I was about to start loving posts, but it would have been all of them. 

I love how we are all known for something around here...I'm scared to know what makes me special..

If you don't know what @tyrannosaurusbeck's screen name USED to be...

I don't think I know the answer to this one!

ETA: erased a quote

Kessho

@TehKay when did TehHusband finally get those tires out of the nursery?

babygiantquest

tyrannosaurusbeck said:

Haha!! I'm so proud that I have been here for all of these things!!! 

I was about to start loving posts, but it would have been all of them. 

I love how we are all known for something around here...I'm scared to know what makes me special..

I feel precisely the same, though I think that I lurk too much/am not opinionated enough to have anything definitively special.  But that's okay, too.  Give me time; I'm slowly developing my snark muscle by hanging out on the Bump. 

layali

anamouse said:

If you think Grimace is a buttplug.

I forgot about this one!!!!

sleepy33

allymp13 said:

 

sleepy33 said:

Haha!! I'm so proud that I have been here for all of these things!!! 

I was about to start loving posts, but it would have been all of them. 

I love how we are all known for something around here...I'm scared to know what makes me special..

If you don't know what @tyrannosaurusbeck's screen name USED to be...

I don't think I know the answer to this one!

ETA: erased a quote

I am pretty sure it used to be jnrenck... amiright @tyrannosaurusbeck ?

sleepy33

tyrannosaurusbeck said:

@sleepy33 Ding Ding Ding You Win! 

Hehehe, sorry, I know you changed it b/c of privacy, but I promise I won't look you up! I don't even know what region of the country you are in, I swear.

jnsmith85

T3hKay said:

You're a newb if you think you can check this thread on your phone.

It will crash because of all of the gifs.

Works on my phone

pmarie33

Blue waffles. Was that on this board?

yesthisiskim0401

T3hKay said:

reinandarren said:

You ladies are so sweet I'm the official newb!!!

It's BSCmandi!!!

allymp13

Brittlentz said:

Blue waffles. Was that on this board?

Ugh yes and it still gives me nightmares!

I warned people not to google it, it can't be unseen!

tmccord21

And lotus nipple.

shelley1002

Anyone else remember the crazy chick (I think she was 16) that lived with her mom and was pregnant by her sister's bf but wouldn't tell her mom or sister because she didn't want them to get mad at her for sleeping with sister's bf.  When we all told her to go see a doctor and to tell her mom she said she couldn't because they were all illegals and did not have papers?

yesthisiskim0401

shelley1002 said:

Anyone else remember the crazy chick (I think she was 16) that lived with her mom and was pregnant by her sister's bf but wouldn't tell her mom or sister because she didn't want them to get mad at her for sleeping with sister's bf.  When we all told her to go see a doctor and to tell her mom she said she couldn't because they were all illegals and did not have papers?

No but I remember the 16 year old from Ireland (?) whose mom was supposedly THRILLED she was KTFU.

shelliescove3

You might be a noob if you ask about natural ways to induce labor... That "work"

kjenkins346

Anyone remember the girl that asked if it was okay for her to eat soap since it was smelling so good to her so that must mean it contains some vitamin that her body is craving?  I think of this every time I wash my hands at work. 

allymp13

btimes3 said:

kjenkins346 said:

Anyone remember the girl that asked if it was okay for her to eat soap since it was smelling so good to her so that must mean it contains some vitamin that her body is craving?  I think of this every time I wash my hands at work. 

She was worried that if she didn't give in to her craving, even though it was for SOAP, her baby would be born with its mouth open.  I still think that sometimes if I'm really craving something.  (NOT SOAP.  Like, a brownie or something.)

What?!

taylormarie923

You might be a newb if you didnt know that @lolob45 was on bedrest.

jarebearsmom

yesthisiskim0401 said:

You might be a noob if you don't remember a bunch of us being called sorority sisters.

I miss our sorority sisters! Back when I bumped all the time!

jarebearsmom

megs1409 said:

Or....you don't know about how thoughtful filling your Baby Journal with tales of plowing the land may be

I'm reading through all these because I'm procrastinating. This is what I kept thinking of but you beat me!

jarebearsmom

You might be a newb if you think your husband is a DC for not going to get you Cheetos even though you offered him the back door

pmarie33

If you don't know what the old format is.  Bonus points for those that remember the old old format when they gave out nesticles.

Chrisanna0508

shelley1002 said:

Anyone else remember the crazy chick (I think she was 16) that lived with her mom and was pregnant by her sister's bf but wouldn't tell her mom or sister because she didn't want them to get mad at her for sleeping with sister's bf.  When we all told her to go see a doctor and to tell her mom she said she couldn't because they were all illegals and did not have papers?

Oh yeah...I remember her. Wasn't she more upset about getting caught than about the fact she slept with the bf?
And I think I am one of those who is not really known for anything. Hm...to be controversial or not? Haha.

shelliescove3

You might be a noob if your butt hurt about not getting a "push present" lol

LSP87

2 outta 4 ain't bad...
No real pic and no ticker siggy whatever but that's only because..I don't care enough to figure that out bring mobile. Figuring out this phone is hard enough.

That said, I will never use you ladies as Google and I won't make posts about mucus plugs or leaking boobs.

I WILL post random gifs of dancing cats though.

tmccord21

If you don't know what THE Purple Target Dress is.....

Jenball717

If you refer to newbies as "newfies".

KevsLove

I love you ladies, like seriously love you. You've made my heartburn induced insomnia bearable.

You might be a noob if you went to another board after getting a much needed slap to the head to complain about how mean Oct 13' is..