How to Tell if You are a NEWB

yesthisiskim0401

OH! I got one!!

You might be a noob if you think posting your stories about being a terrible fur-parent will win you sympathy.

taylormarie923

If you don't know that @tehhusband is a welcomed member of our board.

yesthisiskim0401

You might be a noob if you don't remember a bunch of us being called sorority sisters.

taylormarie923

If you are shocked when @lanajax flags you for no good reason.

tmccord21

dh13 said:

..if you didn't know @tmccord21 will cut you if you mess up the spreadsheet

TRUTH

yesthisiskim0401

You might be a noob if you think we hate Dec '13.

And if you don't know about listeria hysteria.

tmccord21

If you still think that @cousinvicki is a blonde.

alfan004

If you don't know what hard G vs. soft G means. (It's totes hard BTW!)

taylormarie923

If you have considered posting a thread complaining about the lack of gifts received at your baby shower and thought to yourself, "this is a fantastic idea and I am sure it will go over great!"

yesthisiskim0401

tmccord21 said:

If you still think that @cousinvicki is a blonde.

I still LOL that y'all thought I was blonde.

huntjul

if you feel the need to white knight for someone who leaves their dog in their car, complains about flaws in their taxpayer-provided healthcare, or throws their own baby shower.

taylormarie923

If you didn't know MaWarren is a professional healthcare personnel and is a great resource for all things relating to vaccinations.

asilwhite

if you don't know that Oct '13 is known as the gif-ing board and frequently invades other threads (1st tri, baby shower, Dec '13, April '14) to show how gif-ing should be done.

huntjul

dh13 said:

...if you think that all of the responses in this thread are mean

bkeane619

If you think we all have no lives, spend too much time on TB and feel bad for our unborn child.

asilwhite

If you can't think of anything to add to this thread

yesthisiskim0401

Trying to keep up between house work!! You ladies are on FIRE!

If you think posting a thread that calls us mean, saying you feel sorry for our S/O or child(ren), or hating on our snark/gifs is a brilliant idea.


If you think trolling is fun. For example: sparking BFing debates claiming you don't support BFing or NIP when in reality you plan on BFing. (Cough, cough BSCMandi)

EmJ&B

If you think Fox is just the name of an animal

If you don't know that @quartermisses would like to MOVE

If you cant remember that @MrsKocal had the worst morning sickness in the history of the world and suggested she might try peppermint or ginger.

karo112

If you have no idea what the "Chicken Wang" gifs are all about....

Now THAT'S old school...

taylormarie923

If you don't picture @carriet2018 as a black woman lounging in a tree with baby shoes balanced on her belly.

jennlin

quartermisses said:

Also, you might be a n00b if you:

- don't know why trained drivers are okay to drive 130 mph because they have to pee. 

- think that circumcisions might NOT have been talked about before. 
- think mucous plug sharing is acceptable. 
- are unaware of CousinVicki's love for all things 80s. 

i love this one. i always think about this one when i need to pee SOO BAD! (yet still driving safely at 60mph).

karo112

taylormarie923 said:

If you don't picture @carriet2018 as a black woman lounging in a tree with baby shoes balanced on her belly.

wait...

what?

yesthisiskim0401

If you don't remember when TTGP invaded our board to call people out for being twats. )"you're just jealous we're pg and you're not")

taylormarie923

mae208 is cool with her husband masturbating.

yesthisiskim0401

taylormarie923 said:

If you don't picture @carriet2018 as a black woman lounging in a tree with baby shoes balanced on her belly.

Or NRyann with a watermelon and a gun.

karo112

yesthisiskim0401 said:

If you don't picture @carriet2018 as a black woman lounging in a tree with baby shoes balanced on her belly.

Or NRyann with a watermelon and a gun.

Well - to be fair....She did replicate the photo with herself in it. So that mental image isn't THAT far off

allymp13

OMG I'm dying!!

If you don't know...

@carriet usually starts HTT and what HTT stands for

@mrambo3 usually starts HDBD and what HDBD stands for

ETA:wording

yesthisiskim0401

If you think "swallowing" will turn your male fetus gay.

tmccord21

If you don't know who Noodle is....

or that @missgpsu Really loves Harry Potter. 

taylormarie923

If you don't imagine @CousinVicki's reaction to every thread like so:

CMireles2

It's ok to complain about all the double and triple gifts I got from my baby shower though right? Those jerks that came to my baby shower didn't even but off my registry!

taylormarie923

CMireles2 said:

It's ok to complain about all the double and triple gifts I got from my baby shower though right? Those jerks that came to my baby shower didn't even but off my registry!

Only if you received 50 washcloths.

huntjul

If you've never posted at least one of these gifs or similar ones:



Yes, we are a bunch of meanies!

yesthisiskim0401

If you don't know what GBCB means OR that we've had GBCB-er's return.

asilwhite

If you don't remember when we had a "name that movie" gif party

kimbo1216

These are cracking me up.  FFTC: Some of them are new to me.  :P 

And really peeps, this is how I feel about the the majority of this post:



(And seriously, how has this gif (yes, hard g because if you say "jif" you're wrong!) not been posted?!?  I mean it's so fitting!)

karo112

If you've never seen this gem before....

huntjul

karo112 said:

If you've never seen this gem before....

and don't know who posted it every week during first tri

sleepy33

karo112 said:

If you've never seen this gem before....

Oh, that creepy gem! I love that you found the exact diagram.

yesthisiskim0401

If you have a magical ute that feels baby kicks at 9w pg.