How to Tell if You are a NEWB

rimjob · September 2013

Awe! Thanks for remembering me even though I'm never here anymore.

kcs7 · September 2013

Ok, ok, I know I might get in trouble because I never post on here, but I still get a kick out of reading your posts. Hope that is ok! I don't say much except when I have some I feel is worth saying, and usually it's on another board just for that reason. (never have been a good social, club type of person...)

Soooo, my only question I have is that I believe I saw something said about being a newb and a correlation to how many posts you have? So I was curious and looked and saw my profile says "48". I have posted several things since, and I looked again, and it still says "48" and doesn't show any of the feeds I have posted on since July, and I do post things, honest.

So, not really a point to that, unless someone can tell me if I am just looking in the wrong place. Anyway, have fun posting and good luck with all your pregnancies. Hope they all go well! I'll go back to being my quiet self again for awhile...

tmccord21 · September 2013

kcs7 said:

Ok, ok, I know I might get in trouble because I never post on here, but I still get a kick out of reading your posts. Hope that is ok! I don't say much except when I have some I feel is worth saying, and usually it's on another board just for that reason. (never have been a good social, club type of person...)
Soooo, my only question I have is that I believe I saw something said about being a newb and a correlation to how many posts you have? So I was curious and looked and saw my profile says "48". I have posted several things since, and I looked again, and it still says "48" and doesn't show any of the feeds I have posted on since July, and I do post things, honest.
So, not really a point to that, unless someone can tell me if I am just looking in the wrong place. Anyway, have fun posting and good luck with all your pregnancies. Hope they all go well! I'll go back to being my quiet self again for awhile...

@kcs7 it looks like you have started 3 convos but have made 92 replies on posts.

kcs7 · September 2013

tmccord21 said:

kcs7 said:

Ok, ok, I know I might get in trouble because I never post on here, but I still get a kick out of reading your posts. Hope that is ok! I don't say much except when I have some I feel is worth saying, and usually it's on another board just for that reason. (never have been a good social, club type of person...)
Soooo, my only question I have is that I believe I saw something said about being a newb and a correlation to how many posts you have? So I was curious and looked and saw my profile says "48". I have posted several things since, and I looked again, and it still says "48" and doesn't show any of the feeds I have posted on since July, and I do post things, honest.
So, not really a point to that, unless someone can tell me if I am just looking in the wrong place. Anyway, have fun posting and good luck with all your pregnancies. Hope they all go well! I'll go back to being my quiet self again for awhile...

@kcs7 it looks like you have started 3 convos but have made 92 replies on posts.

lol thanks! Now I know.

Appreciated. Oh, I guess I am still a newb also haha.

sleepy33 · September 2013

kcs7 said:

tmccord21 said:

kcs7 said:

Ok, ok, I know I might get in trouble because I never post on here, but I still get a kick out of reading your posts. Hope that is ok! I don't say much except when I have some I feel is worth saying, and usually it's on another board just for that reason. (never have been a good social, club type of person...)
Soooo, my only question I have is that I believe I saw something said about being a newb and a correlation to how many posts you have? So I was curious and looked and saw my profile says "48". I have posted several things since, and I looked again, and it still says "48" and doesn't show any of the feeds I have posted on since July, and I do post things, honest.
So, not really a point to that, unless someone can tell me if I am just looking in the wrong place. Anyway, have fun posting and good luck with all your pregnancies. Hope they all go well! I'll go back to being my quiet self again for awhile...

@kcs7 it looks like you have started 3 convos but have made 92 replies on posts.

lol thanks! Now I know. Appreciated. Oh, I guess I am still a newb also haha.

You are 5 away from 100! Get to chatting!

Oh and I always give more leeway to people who have more replies than posts, so good on you!

pmarie33 · September 2013

I'm working on 20,000. Is there a badge for that? Being off work helps too.

sleepy33 · September 2013

pmarie33 said:

I'm working on 20,000. Is there a badge for that? Being off work helps too.

If there isn't, there should be. Maybe we can just make you one to put in your sig. "20,000, bitches. Suck on that."

babygiantquest · September 2013

Thanks to this thread, I've finally got one! You might be a newb if you come to October '13 because your other month club is bullying you...

CMireles2 · September 2013

babygiantquest said:
Thanks to this thread, I've finally got one! You might be a newb if you come to October '13 because your other month club is bullying you...

Especially if its Nov 13 bullying you

kcs7 · September 2013

sleepy33 said:

kcs7 said:

tmccord21 said:

kcs7 said:

Ok, ok, I know I might get in trouble because I never post on here, but I still get a kick out of reading your posts. Hope that is ok! I don't say much except when I have some I feel is worth saying, and usually it's on another board just for that reason. (never have been a good social, club type of person...)
Soooo, my only question I have is that I believe I saw something said about being a newb and a correlation to how many posts you have? So I was curious and looked and saw my profile says "48". I have posted several things since, and I looked again, and it still says "48" and doesn't show any of the feeds I have posted on since July, and I do post things, honest.
So, not really a point to that, unless someone can tell me if I am just looking in the wrong place. Anyway, have fun posting and good luck with all your pregnancies. Hope they all go well! I'll go back to being my quiet self again for awhile...

@kcs7 it looks like you have started 3 convos but have made 92 replies on posts.

lol thanks! Now I know. Appreciated. Oh, I guess I am still a newb also haha.

You are 5 away from 100! Get to chatting! Oh and I always give more leeway to people who have more replies than posts, so good on you!

aw thanks! That made my day believe it or not! lol I get excited over the little things.

Amjoy25 · September 2013

You might be a newb if you don't know where the term "deft" came from.

calibr8te · September 2013

This thread ended up being way more heartwarming than what I expected! @amjoy25, I may miss things on this board more often than not because I get too caught up in my own tiny world.
Early start mat leave is fixing this for me.

megs1409 · September 2013

I figured we wouldn't really be adding anymore to this thread since everyone is so close, but it seems like there may be a few people joining late in the game, so here's another...

You might be a newb if you don't know who Tim is in the phrase " That's what Tim says"

sweettwilight16 · September 2013

megs1409 said:

I figured we wouldn't really be adding anymore to this thread since everyone is so close, but it seems like there may be a few people joining late in the game, so here's another... You might be a newb if you don't know who Tim is in the phrase " That's what Tim says"

I missed this one

KevsLove · September 2013

megs1409 said:
I figured we wouldn't really be adding anymore to this thread since everyone is so close, but it seems like there may be a few people joining late in the game, so here's another...

You might be a newb if you don't know who Tim is in the phrase " That's what Tim says"

Or why "Hear ye, Hear ye" written in bold red is cringe worthy...

mikkigold · September 2013

aw, I guess I'm still a NEWB!

kimbo1216 · September 2013

...you are so new, you don't even know what a sticky newb is. :P

sleepy33 · September 2013

Natalie2290 said:

Haha not sure if this is newb or just brain fart.
I kept seeing these.

and the pink one. It took me a whole day of going "shit a lot of babies are due on the 13th!" Then it hit me "Ohhhh October 2013!".
I think I laughed at myself for a minute after figuring that one out.

Can I say, kudos to you on your new sig choice?

kimbo1216 · January 2014

If you haven't even take the time to read THIS, then you are deft a newb!

trackgirlparis · January 2014

We definitely need to update this, since it hasn't been added to since before our babies were born!

You might be a newb if...

You don't know that @28melissa23 is pregnant again.

You don't know that @amjoy25 had a birth experience similar to a game of Operation.

You don't know that @Married2PreMed is basically a doctor

....there are so many more new ones but that's all I can come up with right now!

jennlin · January 2014

You might be a newb if you don't know about bananagate, think it's okay to talk about your vag with strangers, or think message boards are here to give you unconditional love and advice, even if you're busy with a nb.