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skruhmin · August 2015

Maybe this is UO but who cares (I'm in a mood today). Who cares if it's an actual "bump" or if it's a "blump". Who cares if you're rocking the maternity pants at 6 weeks or don't need them until 20. You are pregnant. It is baby related.

Stormiewinter · August 2015

My nausea is back. Last couple of days I have felt blah! Jolly ranchers help but only so much, my stomach demands to be full at all times ugh!
Weirdly enough despite all the nausea I really want jalapeño poppers

skruhmin · August 2015

Stormiewinter said:

My nausea is back. Last couple of days I have felt blah! Jolly ranchers help but only so much, my stomach demands to be full at all times ugh! Weirdly enough despite all the nausea I really want jalapeño poppers

Get them. Get them now! I find that on the big growth days I'm way more nauseous than others and need all the food. Closely followed by a super exhaustion day. Isn't pregnancy fun?

PinkSunglasses16 · August 2015

I'm upset that the cable went out last night during Wicked Tuna. Also for lunch today: Funyuns and a Mr Pibb, soooo healthy

skruhmin · August 2015

PinkSunglasses16 said:

I'm upset that the cable went out last night during Wicked Tuna. Also for lunch today: Funyuns and a Mr Pibb, soooo healthy

LOVE Wicked Tuna but we're still on season 3.

SparkE82 · August 2015

Anyone else having issues with scrolling on the forums when TB places .gif style advertisements on the side??? It keep taking me back to where you can see the add, even though I am trying to read the bottom comments!!! GRRRR!

Also.....now I have a serious need for jalepeno poppers......

PinkSunglasses16 · August 2015

@sparke82 Yes, i thought i was leaning on a key or something, i had to close the window and come back, seems ot be fine ATM

Parker16772 · August 2015

Hullabaloo2016 said:

So I've been eating lunch at my desk at work, so that when i do take a lunch I can go down the hall to a small meeting room with a couch and take a nap. Today my co-worker had to text me to wake me up because I forgot to set an alarm.

Jealous that you have somewhere to take a nap..I totally would too. I plan on closing my office door and trying to catch a nap in my chair when the exhaustion gets really bad.

oceanchild · August 2015

mrspepper05 said:
Putting my question here so I don't add another constipation thread to the board . . .

I'm already taking a gummy vitamin with no iron and a dose of Miralax every morning in my coffee. But I'm still soooo painfully constipated. I can hardly stand to eat, because the food just turns to rocks in my stomach. Do you think I can add a stool softener to my regimen or is that just asking for trouble?

@mrspepper05 I started taking colace (stool softener) and it's made a difference already. Good luck!

JLaVO888 · August 2015

Woke up thinking...I feel great. Got out of bed and was brought back to reality. I feel like I have the flu today, or maybe I was hit by a truck last night and don't remember. Bring it on week 7.

skruhmin · August 2015

JLaVO888 said:

Woke up thinking...I feel great. Got out of bed and was brought back to reality. I feel like I have the flu today, or maybe I was hit by a truck last night and don't remember. Bring it on week 7.

Sorry, just "liking" the "Bring it on week 7 comment. Feel better soon

smushi · August 2015

I'm too tired to even post and it's my week change day lol... I feel most like a human first thing in the morning but that slips into nausea as soon as I get up. Blarg. We did tell my Inlaws this weekend. They were shocked and excited. My mom spilled the beans to the rest of my family (thanks Mom, we'll remember not to name you family secret keeper).

JLaVO888 · August 2015

smushi said:

I'm too tired to even post and it's my week change day lol... I feel most like a human first thing in the morning but that slips into nausea as soon as I get up. Blarg. We did tell my Inlaws this weekend. They were shocked and excited. My mom spilled the beans to the rest of my family (thanks Mom, we'll remember not to name you family secret keeper).

It was a struggle for me to do my week change as well...but I did it. yay for sentence fragments and poor grammar

bntfroggie · August 2015

For the second night since finding out I am pregnant I've had a weird ass dream about an ex. These are two different exs in the one we were at some sort of barnyard and I saw him through a window and his hair was really long and it looked good so I went outside to tell him and I was like what are you doing here and he proposed to me and I was like I already got married you can't propose to someone who is already married. With the second we were on a cruise ship and we were just shooting the shit, but it was enough to wake me up and I'm just like WTF. DH was MIA in both but I knew I was married and pregnant. So freaking bizarre.

I'm thinking it may be time to start a weird dreams thread where we can all share.

JLaVO888 · August 2015

@bntfroggie I would have plenty to share...but my pregnancy brain is causing me forget a lot of them already.

reesaXden · August 2015

@bntfroggie I have been having crazy dreams too!! I wake up and I'm like "what the heck?!"
In one of my dreams my little brother(16) got some sort of infection and had to have his legs removed. Well.. His mom decided it would be best to just go ahead and remove everything from the head down. So... My little brother was just a head that bounced around like a ball and talked.
Seriously.... The weirdest dream ever!

smushi · August 2015

@bntfroggie mine are usually either horrid nightmares or crazy sex dreams. Neither should be shared.

JLaVO888 · August 2015

@smushi I am glad I am not the only one with horrible nightmares

PinkSunglasses16 · August 2015

You know whats strange, every time i am full, i get extremely warm.

JLaVO888 · August 2015

Anyone else have that ONE person who gives you so much advise you just want to punch them in the face. Maybe its just cuz I am a FTM...but gosh I am not an idiot.

skruhmin · August 2015

I'm secretly pointing and laughing at all of the people who are at like 105 weeks of pregnant with a jackfruit (in their tickers). All I can think is poor lady with the longest pregnancy EVER!

JLaVO888 · August 2015

The other day she was pestering me about my bump not being as big as hers was...I kept reminding her I was only 6 weeks along. I don't think she heard me...Good thing I read a ton and know my tiny little bloat bump is normal otherwise she would have had me in hysterics.

Not to mention her youngest is 12 so I doubt she can remember exactly how big she was at exactly 6 weeks.

Knottie1456889319 · August 2015

All of my dreams are about me being in very high stress situations. Like being on a plane that is crashing, trying to save my sister from a mysterious illness, my life being in danger. I wake up all night all freaked out.

I am on carb overload. All I want to eat is bread and then mix in some fruit.

My stepson went all "evil devil spawn" on me this weekend and I couldn't contain my self. I was screaming at the top of my lungs.

Stress.

too.much.stress.

smushi · August 2015

@skruhmin you know if you laugh you'll have trouble removing yours too.....

fwtx5815 · August 2015

JLaVO888 said:
Anyone else have that ONE person who gives you so much advise you just want to punch them in the face. Maybe its just cuz I am a FTM...but gosh I am not an idiot.

This hasn't happened yet since we haven't told anyone, but I'm not looking forward to all the unsolicited advice I'm sure we'll be getting. I don't even think I'm going to pretend to appreciate all the "just wait!" comments. Whether it's well-meaning or not it's still annoying.

JLaVO888 · August 2015

@lanatalia Carbs and occasional fruit is my diet as well. Was interested since many people also say they want carbs all the time. According to some reading I'v done, I guess its our brain wanting more blood pumped to it, which carbs are a quick fix for. Apparently our brain is the greediest organ and will throw a carby fit to get what it wants.

jstanton0822 · August 2015

I feel like throwing a carby fit myself!

skruhmin · August 2015

I'm a horrible wife. My husband is starting a cleanse and I'm sitting here eating a philly cheese steak and tater tots.

Knottie1456889319 · August 2015

@skruhmin you just had to say tater tots...

bntfroggie · August 2015

@lanatalia I didn't read the tater tots part of her post but now that you've put them in bold it is all I can think about

skruhmin · August 2015

Ooh so sorry. And I even held out the extra minute and a half to get the extra fresh ones. I almost cried it was so good.

PinkSunglasses16 · August 2015

totally making tator tots for dinner!

Starbuck77 · August 2015

skruhmin said:

I'm a horrible wife. My husband is starting a cleanse and I'm sitting here eating a philly cheese steak and tater tots.

That sounds delicious. Now I'm craving a philly cheese steak and tater tots. THANKS

flowerpower5838 · August 2015

I am literally falling asleep at work. I got the worst sleep of my pregnancy so far (I've been very lucky with just a few bathroom trips here and there while getting some killer zzzs) last night and I don't know how I am going to make it until 5.

falling asleep chandler gif

bntfroggie · August 2015

@skruhmin Give me your tots

skruhmin · August 2015

I keep saying that cravings are 95% suggestive...

JessKo08 · August 2015

I have to say I'm am irrationally jealous of everybody that has already had an u/s or gotten to hear a heartbeat... I am 9 weeks and my first appointment is not for another week. I know it is totally medically unnecessary as I am not high risk or anything that I am aware of, I am just getting impatient and I want reassurance everything is going well and progressing! Hopefully these next eight days breeze by and my appointment is here before I know it. Rant Over

skruhmin · August 2015

Why do people park themselves on The Bump, especially if they do not "belong" to that BMB? And insist on commenting? Especially ultra snarky comments? Are these people really pregnant or are they professional lurkers? Makes me start singing "would the real cat-fish please stand up, please stand up..."

JLaVO888 · August 2015

JessKo08 said:

I have to say I'm am irrationally jealous of everybody that has already had an u/s or gotten to hear a heartbeat... I am 9 weeks and my first appointment is not for another week. I know it is totally medically unnecessary as I am not high risk or anything that I am aware of, I am just getting impatient and I want reassurance everything is going well and progressing! Hopefully these next eight days breeze by and my appointment is here before I know it. Rant Over

I am so with you!! I don't have my first appointment until week 10 either...and I am only on week 7. Waaa

skruhmin · August 2015

JessKo08 said:

I have to say I'm am irrationally jealous of everybody that has already had an u/s or gotten to hear a heartbeat... I am 9 weeks and my first appointment is not for another week. I know it is totally medically unnecessary as I am not high risk or anything that I am aware of, I am just getting impatient and I want reassurance everything is going well and progressing! Hopefully these next eight days breeze by and my appointment is here before I know it. Rant Over

That was me with DS2. I fully expect a full post of gloating from you after your appointment

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