We're doing our MOTN feed (he usually sleeps through it) and I sneeze. Now he's staring at me, half ticked off that I disturbed him, and half ready to play.
There is a repair man here to fix our irrigation system. He has rung the bell no less than four times. The last time I almost went to the door w the baby on my boob. If he bothers me again I think I will. Also...i am now going to have to go to work without a shower because of all this.
DH has a kink in his neck. You would think he broke his back by the way he is acting. Last week he had the man cold. Life is hard when you have a penis.
All I can say is that I wish I could have videotaped DH's vasectomy so others could witness the freak out that was happening. I couldn't stop laughing. Then he yelled at me to get out then apologized and I said "It's ok, I'm sure I said some not nice things while I was pushing our babies out of me!"
FTR: I watched the whole thing (I don't recommend it) and it really wasn't that bad. I'm sure it hurt, but they get numbed. I had to have a lump removed from my lady parts in the doctors office while PG and it was pretty similar so I know how well he was numbed.
I have a question because I was absentee for a while. We didn't go to A15 and do the whole we had our babies this year so we can tell you all about your lyfes thread, did we?
People do this?? I would hate if someone did that to me! Just bc I just had a baby doesn't mean I know exactly what you are going through.
Ugh I don't want to mom today. I don't want to wife today either. My brain is fried from family. I just want to pretend school is out for summer and I don't have to do a damn thing but watch movies all day long.
Oh and um.. Has anyone noticed the thread about court on the board and feel like MUD? I don't want to call them out in case it's true, but it seems pretty muddy to me. /:)
Agreed. I must say though it's nice that we ain't got time for that. It's been a while since A14 had a real thread of drama that got the other months talking.
I replaced the membranes on my pump today and got an extra 2 ounces just now. This is the BEST Friday night!
What made you want to replace them? Do they get worn out looking or you just thought it time? I have new ones but haven't pulled the trigger on opening the package
I replaced the membranes on my pump today and got an extra 2 ounces just now. This is the BEST Friday night!
What made you want to replace them? Do they get worn out looking or you just thought it time? I have new ones but haven't pulled the trigger on opening the package
I noticed the suction didn't feel very strong anymore, so I googled and I guess you're supposed to change every 3 months or so. (I've been using the pump for 4 months.) Since they were so cheap at Target, I thought I would just try. Anything for more milk!
first son stillborn 7/20/13 at 39 weeks due to Acute Fatty Liver of Pregnancy It's a girl!Baby Anna was born August 3, 2014!
Totally random so I figure this belongs in this thread: went to me work christmas party tonight. DD1 stayed with a babysitter but we took DD2 because she cries when anyone else holds her. She cried for two hours then we finally just left. She cries so much and it's really hard having a difficult baby. I keep thinking we should have stopped at one and then I feel terrible for thinking that. Ugh. Pity party for one tonight. But now I'm on my third glass of wine and I feel better. Baby can have a Bottle tonight. Mommy's getting trashed so she can deal with her feelings of guilt and frustration.
DD is spitting up as much as ever. Just went to switch sides and she got me on the neck/down the cleavage. The warm, went, dripping feeling in the dark grosses me out more than usual.
Well we figured out why LO is waking MOTN- she rolls onto her belly and can't roll back. You'd think it'd be an easy fix by rolling her back to her back. Nope! Have to give her a paci to keep her content enough to fall asleep. And then she spits it out and we play the paci game. Please child, learn how to roll belly to back real fk'n soon.
I think I have way more issues with my Mom being annoying about LO than I do with my MIL. Seriously if I have to hear how "you and your brother survived" one more time I'm going to lose it. Things change for a reason.
There's a netflix "show" called fireplace for your home. It just plays music and shows a fire. I haven't decided how I feel about it yet. I kind of want to hang the stockings from my tv now.
I love being so damn accessible to our parents. NOT. We live in a community where it is perfectly normal to just drop by without notice. This has to stop soon or DH and I will never be able to have sex again.
My kid has a ravenous appetite and acts like he's dying of starvation for his motn feeding. He eats half asleep. He unlatched and when he went to relatch he took the side of my boob instead of nipple into his mouth and the suction from that tiny mouth, No kidding gave my boob a hickey! He was only sucking for a second but my boob immediately got a red welt. And ow!
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FTR: I watched the whole thing (I don't recommend it) and it really wasn't that bad. I'm sure it hurt, but they get numbed. I had to have a lump removed from my lady parts in the doctors office while PG and it was pretty similar so I know how well he was numbed.
first son stillborn 7/20/13 at 39 weeks due to Acute Fatty Liver of Pregnancy
It's a girl! Baby Anna was born August 3, 2014!
first son stillborn 7/20/13 at 39 weeks due to Acute Fatty Liver of Pregnancy
It's a girl! Baby Anna was born August 3, 2014!
But now I'm on my third glass of wine and I feel better. Baby can have a Bottle tonight. Mommy's getting trashed so she can deal with her feelings of guilt and frustration.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
Ugghh edit bc I'm trying to gif and I suck at it
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