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  • brettanomycesbrettanomyces member
    hereistreble said:
    @hereistreble‌ what are you going to do when this gets resurrected 15 years from now?! Haha
    Hopefully caring for my high schooler while riding on a hover board? ETA: But still posting so I can be on the first and last page.
    I imagine eventually instead of fisting we'll be talking about titty-fucking ourselves, because years. 


    The very first love tit on the original post is a banned user. I wonder who that was?




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  • elizabethelevenelizabetheleven member
    I read this whole thread awhile back when I was a lurker only.

    I needed to post to be a part of hotdog-history.


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  • singingseasingingsea member
    Trust me. By the time you're miserable and swollen at nine months the last thing you'll be worried about is the pain of birth. I gave two shits about pain.

    Fisting?!  :)) 
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  • singingseasingingsea member
    Ah this is from November.

    Backs out of room.
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  • singingseasingingsea member
    DarcyHermione said:
    Ah this is from November.

    Backs out of room.
    Much much longer than that. ;)
    I don't read. I'm a lazy b. I just got excited by the fisting ;)
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  • RustyGirl3RustyGirl3 member
    Never not funny!
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  • kamarks08kamarks08 member
    I don't even have to open the thread to laugh anymore. I just look at the title and think "fisting."
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  • dirtywordplaydirtywordplay member
    This was the homework break I was looking for. All thoughts of my literature review have vanished. Unfortunately, my lunch is still sitting on my desk.
    I am a newbie, but this must be the thread that keeps giving.
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    bunnyfungo said:
    Am I the only one that checks if @dirthvader‌ has been active since the last time this was resurrected?

    I check because I want to know if all the fisting ever worked out for her..
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  • SpartanChick88SpartanChick88 member
    Never not funny. Love the new gifs!

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  • silverandgraysilverandgray member
    Third time's the charm... I have seen this resurface enough now that I have to put my little mark on history too.

    OMG fisting, ewww. It will never stop being gross and hilarious.
    No longer posting on The Bump due to the appalling misconduct of the staff and of its parent company, the XO Group. Four thousand  active, engaged members do not represent "a few bad apples" and we are not trolls.
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  • MrsC0617MrsC0617 member
    I seriously needed this laugh today. Thanks for bumping!!
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  • laurendemilaurendemi member
    This whole thread made me cry with laughter.

    Now I'm going to tell my DH that I need him to fist me to stretch me out for baby. It's going to be hard to do with a straight face, but his reaction will be priceless.
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    I love this thread!  First and last page!!
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  • danascullyxdanascullyx member
    Always the thread that keeps on giving, just in time for the holidays.
    TB is dead.




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    Hippo wuz here!
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  • GypsySoul1112GypsySoul1112 member
    So THIS is where it all started!! I always wondered which genius thought this up.
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  • berninge1berninge1 member
    dirthvader said:

    I'm not asking this as a joke. DH and I have talked about this often. I've read about massage and other techniques to stretch so I will be better prepared when the time comes. I do not want any tearing that will result in stitches.

    Then you probably shouldn't get pregnant. 75% or more women tear. It's normal. The OBs have techniques that help so it's not so bad... But today I had a mom with a 4th degree (all the way through the rectum) and the kid was only 6 pounds.

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  • pmcd886pmcd886 member
    slappiness said:
    And the UK just outlawed fisting in porn.
    Really?!? So many people were doing this they needed to outlaw it? Weird!
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