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  • LaDyBostonRNLaDyBostonRN member

    LOL

    kettbride  This post is from 2011. Although I am sure the OP would appriciate your advice ;-)


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  • christinemurray91christinemurray91 member
    edited October 2013
    Lol, I couldn't handle all the responses, so I read the first bit:

    Okay, so so not necessary. Yoga, walking and kegels. That's all you need and they are far less uncomfortable for you and make sex even better for him. Stop fisting... unless you like it. 

    And, I know from my old job at the love shop, it can take a whiiiile for things to tighten back up from fisting often, rather than birth on one occasion.
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  • WolFoxWolFox member
    hahaha I got a few pages in before truly realizing when this was posted (I kept thinking "WTF with surviving the fisting of 2011? What did I miss?) So a bunch of old users with have some "love its" from me now. 

    But good lord this was an amazing read. I had family in all weekend so I wasn't bumping; this was a great post to come back to hahaha

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  • SpooksterSpookster member
    funnibunni80 said:

    This was posted November of 2011?  How did this get bumped up?


    lol, no pun intended
    Some one posts to the old thread, wala!! It bumps up.
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  • EmeJayEmeJay member
    It's like the groundhog day of winter - The fisting thread day
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  • KNemoKNemo member
    It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, y'all!
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  • KNemoKNemo member
    cramcakes said:
    KNemo said:
    It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, y'all!
    Marry me.
    I'd rather keep having illegitimate children with you! I don't want to put a ring on it! ;)
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  • sister13sister13 member
    edited October 2013
    cruelsound said:
    MAY THIS THREAD LIVE ON FOREVER
    74,900 people (and counting) can't be wrong. 

    ETA: numbers

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  • ToryKateToryKate member
    When I saw this thread again I though "WTF with the zombie threads!" but I am pleased to see it is regs having fun. 
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  • lizzyp9112lizzyp9112 member
    ....wow.... You guys sure have had some interesting folks up in here.
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    NTNP starting 9-12, Actively TTC since 9-13
    My DX- Hypothyroidism.  Prescribed Synthroid
    DH's DX- Severe MFI- first SA results: 1.3 mill (1.2 mill motile), 21.6% motility, 2% morphology
    Blood test revealed low testosterone so DH was prescribed Clomid.  Repeat blood test and SA in November.

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    'Houla was here. Again. Oh the memories.
                                       
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  • lizzyp9112lizzyp9112 member
    So is it worth reading the entire thread?
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    NTNP starting 9-12, Actively TTC since 9-13
    My DX- Hypothyroidism.  Prescribed Synthroid
    DH's DX- Severe MFI- first SA results: 1.3 mill (1.2 mill motile), 21.6% motility, 2% morphology
    Blood test revealed low testosterone so DH was prescribed Clomid.  Repeat blood test and SA in November.

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  • ImJessesGirlImJessesGirl member
    Wow... I just read this thread (minus like 6 pages in the middle)... "hotdog down a hallway" will become my new phrase.
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  • rrcraz7rrcraz7 member
    cramcakes said:


    rrcraz7 said:

    CatahoulaMom said:

    'Houla was here. Again. Oh the memories.

    Now if only I could get PMs from 2 years ago

    Howdy stranger. 

    hi! I tried to pop back in a few months ago but mobile makes it tough. Couldn't let this one go

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  • lizzyp9112lizzyp9112 member
    Wow so this is like a treasure trove of 'best of' posts.  Damn.  Guess no work is gonna get done for awhile as I read through the awesomeness.

    Ew, condoms is my fave so far, though dirth and @rcraz77's discussion is also pretty amazing.

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    My DX- Hypothyroidism.  Prescribed Synthroid
    DH's DX- Severe MFI- first SA results: 1.3 mill (1.2 mill motile), 21.6% motility, 2% morphology
    Blood test revealed low testosterone so DH was prescribed Clomid.  Repeat blood test and SA in November.

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  • btaylor19btaylor19 member
    rrcraz7 said:
    rrcraz7 said:
    'Houla was here. Again. Oh the memories.
    Now if only I could get PMs from 2 years ago
    Howdy stranger. 
    hi! I tried to pop back in a few months ago but mobile makes it tough. Couldn't let this one go
     Your siggy is out of date.  Please fix this ASAP. kthanx

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  • catahoulattecatahoulatte member
    btaylor19 said:
    rrcraz7 said:
    rrcraz7 said:
    'Houla was here. Again. Oh the memories.
    Now if only I could get PMs from 2 years ago
    Howdy stranger. 
    hi! I tried to pop back in a few months ago but mobile makes it tough. Couldn't let this one go
     Your siggy is out of date.  Please fix this ASAP. kthanx
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  • rrcraz7rrcraz7 member
    btaylor19 said:


    rrcraz7 said:


    rrcraz7 said:

    'Houla was here. Again. Oh the memories.
    Now if only I could get PMs from 2 years ago
    Howdy stranger. hi! I tried to pop back in a few months ago but mobile makes it tough. Couldn't let this one go  Your siggy is out of date.  Please fix this ASAP. kthanx

    haha mobile I don't even know what it is. It's probably older than this post

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  • catahoulattecatahoulatte member
    rrcraz7 said:

    haha mobile I don't even know what it is. It's probably older than this post
    For starters there's only one baby in it! But omg little squishy Riley!
                                       
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  • SpartanChick88SpartanChick88 member
    This must've been one hell of an entertaining thread in its time.  Thank you for resurrecting it and sharing.



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  • kittymeowbarkkittymeowbark member
    Wow!
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  • usfchic8usfchic8 member
    wishiwaspreggo said:

    Yikes.  I don't have time to read the entire thread right now but I'm definitely pouring myself a glass of wine when I get home tonight to make sure I can really savor this. 


    This right here. I read the initial post and I can not wait to read the replies with some wine tonight! ha

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  • katietopazkatietopaz member
    Oh wow. I've heard about this legendary "fisting" thread. I'll have something to look forward to reading when I get off work! Thanks for that!

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  • lizzyp9112lizzyp9112 member
    Sore Vag is back!!
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    NTNP starting 9-12, Actively TTC since 9-13
    My DX- Hypothyroidism.  Prescribed Synthroid
    DH's DX- Severe MFI- first SA results: 1.3 mill (1.2 mill motile), 21.6% motility, 2% morphology
    Blood test revealed low testosterone so DH was prescribed Clomid.  Repeat blood test and SA in November.

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  • Mrs.SlickMrs.Slick member
    Ah memories!
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  • catahoulattecatahoulatte member
    MillerTime0513 said:
    I haven't been on TB in at least a year, but heard the thread that just keeps giving (and receiving?) was bumped and I had to stop by.
    Fist bumped, that is.

    Welcome back :)
                                       
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  • AmandaLeeBestAmandaLeeBest member
    oOSoreVagOo said:
    I am still traumatized.

    lizabethc said:
    Sore Vag is back!!
    She must be super stretched out by now..... Probably moved on from fisting to just having DH stick his whole head up there...
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    CLECyclist said:
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    I did not get this for like 2 minutes... 
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  • RitaLeeRitaLee member
    rrcraz7 said:
    Totally. Started years ago to be sure it was all good when the time came. Labor and delivery was a breeze. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Keep at it you'll get there!
    I die. 
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  • kelseypiekelseypie member
    Oh nice! I remember this from my lurking days when I was TTC #1. This may actually be the first real shit show thread I had the joy of witnessing!

    This thread will live FOREVAR!!1!!



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  • rrcraz7rrcraz7 member
    mchupie said:
    It's my first time on this board in forever and this was the first post I opened. This is the best day ever.

    mchupie said:
    It's my first time on this board in forever and this was the first post I opened. This is the best day ever.
    Long time lady! Fisting brings everyone together
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