My St Kitts driver's license expired a month ago. Here if you get caught driving without one, you go directly to Her Majesty's Prison until you get a court date. You'd think that knowledge alone would be enough for me to find time to go renew, but it would seem not so much.
I ordered mixed fruit for Abby at IHOP this am (don't judge, we love IHOP) and they brought the dish and there were grapes! I think I cut them into 16ths, I was so worried and envisioning what @sooner1981 described!
My confession: I don't feed my kid whole grapes, I know how to do the Heimlich on an infant, yet on occasion I find myself wondering what I'd do if LO was choking and the Heimlich didn't work and she was going to die right in front of me if I did nothing. (ER providers are slow to get to your house here)
Then I start thinking about how I'd do an ER tracheostomy on LO if I absolutely had to, what I'd use, where those things are in my house... And I now sound a little insane, but choking is my big personal "my child is dying and I'm helpless fear".
My confession: I don't feed my kid whole grapes, I know how to do the Heimlich on an infant, yet on occasion I find myself wondering what I'd do if LO was choking and the Heimlich didn't work and she was going to die right in front of me if I did nothing. (ER providers are slow to get to your house here)
Then I start thinking about how I'd do an ER tracheostomy on LO if I absolutely had to, what I'd use, where those things are in my house... And I now sound a little insane, but choking is my big personal "my child is dying and I'm helpless fear".
#vetproblems
I have a crazy fear of it as well. After it happened I realized I couldn't 100% remember how to do a heimlich on an infant. I've taken several classes most recently just 2 years ago. Luckily the back pats worked. @psychdoc12 shared some info on how to do it. Luckily I remembered most of it. I forgot about the 2 finger CPR then I felt super guilty.
My St Kitts driver's license expired a month ago. Here if you get caught driving without one, you go directly to Her Majesty's Prison until you get a court date. You'd think that knowledge alone would be enough for me to find time to go renew, but it would seem not so much.
My lyfe needs some good gifs right now, so...
In my defense I didn't realize it had expired until this week, and I had a lot going on at work that made it pretty near--but not quite 100%--impossible to get there.
But I think I'll make it there this week.
And hopefully won't get into a traffic accident until then.
But if I do, I probably will discretely pass some cash to the officer and hope the "4" in the 2014 expiration date starts to look like a "5".
Bumpies gonna be all
But it's the best plan I have, and it's better than jail.
I found a local yard sale this morning on the community page and decided to go last minute. I asked MH if I could leave LO outside with him while he and his brother worked on the car. I thought the sale was up the street but when I put it in my GPS it said 10 minutes. I decided it was not worth it and instead went to Starbucks for a PSL and some WiFi time. MH doesn't know. I don't feel guilty or anything, its just weird to not tell him. #slipperyslope
I just went down to put a load in the washer. H had the TV BLARING down there, even though Cam is napping. I asked him if he'd had to plug in the mower to charge. He did the , "What??" thing to me like 3 times before he FINALLY turned down the damn TV. He said no, he didn't have to charge the mower. I said oh, are you just taking a break before you do the back yard then? He goes, I'LL DO IT WHENEVER I WANT, like a fucking teenager. I just rolled my eyes and went back to the laundry. I discovered he'd left his clothes in the washer for like 3 days at least AGAIN (he does this ALL the time), but instead of re-washing them like I normally would, I just put them in the dryer. It smells like rotten ass is cooking in there. #servesyouright #enjoyyoursmellyclothesmotherfucker
My work for some reason thinks Im scheduled for today. Nope. Not gonna happen you cant make me. Im going to the fair with my kiddo. my co-worked keeps texting me because another coworker thinks im coming in and wants me to come in. Aint happening. %workingonsunday
Yesterday, Bridget had her first taste of milkshake at the fair (ILs own a milkshake business), ate a cupcake to celebrate her b-day early with her great grandma and great aunt (no she did not eat the whole thing), and was rejected from the carousel because they said she was too short. How tall do you have to be to ride a carousel with you mom holding you? The sign said 30 inches, which she is taller than, but they refused to let her on. Waste of my ticket money!
Aww, sorry she missed the carousel! Clara went on one and loved it. She was bouncing up and down on the horse. And she isn't 30"...
Yesterday, Bridget had her first taste of milkshake at the fair (ILs own a milkshake business), ate a cupcake to celebrate her b-day early with her great grandma and great aunt (no she did not eat the whole thing), and was rejected from the carousel because they said she was too short. How tall do you have to be to ride a carousel with you mom holding you? The sign said 30 inches, which she is taller than, but they refused to let her on. Waste of my ticket money!
Aww, sorry she missed the carousel! Clara went on one and loved it. She was bouncing up and down on the horse. And she isn't 30"...
First, that cupcake pic is the cutest thing ever.
I took Carmen on the carousel at disneyland. I had her strapped in wrong so they stopped the ride for us to fix it when they noticed. I had the belt around her and she was on my lap. They made me scoot back so she was directly on the seat and the belt had to go around us both (didn't fit very well). After the adjustment, I did not feel as safe or secure with her and it was super awkward. We'll be skipping the carousel until she's old enough to sit by herself with me standing next to her.
Also, disneyland carousel has no height requirement.
I just went down to put a load in the washer. H had the TV BLARING down there, even though Cam is napping. I asked him if he'd had to plug in the mower to charge. He did the , "What??" thing to me like 3 times before he FINALLY turned down the damn TV. He said no, he didn't have to charge the mower. I said oh, are you just taking a break before you do the back yard then? He goes, I'LL DO IT WHENEVER I WANT, like a fucking teenager. I just rolled my eyes and went back to the laundry. I discovered he'd left his clothes in the washer for like 3 days at least AGAIN (he does this ALL the time), but instead of re-washing them like I normally would, I just put them in the dryer. It smells like rotten ass is cooking in there. #servesyouright #enjoyyoursmellyclothesmotherfucker
I just went down to put a load in the washer. H had the TV BLARING down there, even though Cam is napping. I asked him if he'd had to plug in the mower to charge. He did the , "What??" thing to me like 3 times before he FINALLY turned down the damn TV. He said no, he didn't have to charge the mower. I said oh, are you just taking a break before you do the back yard then? He goes, I'LL DO IT WHENEVER I WANT, like a fucking teenager. I just rolled my eyes and went back to the laundry. I discovered he'd left his clothes in the washer for like 3 days at least AGAIN (he does this ALL the time), but instead of re-washing them like I normally would, I just put them in the dryer. It smells like rotten ass is cooking in there. #servesyouright #enjoyyoursmellyclothesmotherfucker
You can rent MH to train yours if you'd like. That motherfucker sets his watch to the dryer timer and even if the house were to catch on fire he won't leave until the laundry is done. #drivesmenuts #pimpinDHoutforlaundryservices
Your DH and I are #laundrytwinz
Once when I was pregnant he promised me all week we could go to the Chinese buffet on Saturday for lunch... Except I got Rangoon-blocked by the fucking laundry. He said "we'll just eat sandwiches, it's cool"... I locked myself in the bathroom and sobbed for an hour. #priorities
You have a license and a car, right lady? You make things happen for you! And no crying!!
I forgot to apply deo for my BO today... I am nervous sweating thinking about the possibility of me sweating later. Happy Monday!
@sleepy33 wasn't it you that has an extra deodorant at work? This is genius
Uh, YEAH. I am basically prepared for any emergency at work. In my cupboard, besides deodorant, I have a jar of peanut butter, spare pump parts, Mother's Milk tea, a whole pack of hair bands, gum, a cup, a bowl, a sharp knife, empty plastic bags, clear nail polish, a lint brush, a hair brush and a mirror. Also, a whole cup stuffed full with ketchup, mustard, duck sauce, soy sauce, sweet n sour sauce, wet naps and various and sundry other condiments. Oh, and a full size salt n pepper shaker.
I forgot to apply deo for my BO today... I am nervous sweating thinking about the possibility of me sweating later. Happy Monday!
@sleepy33 wasn't it you that has an extra deodorant at work? This is genius
Uh, YEAH. I am basically prepared for any emergency at work. In my cupboard, besides deodorant, I have a jar of peanut butter, spare pump parts, Mother's Milk tea, a whole pack of hair bands, gum, a cup, a bowl, a sharp knife, empty plastic bags, clear nail polish, a lint brush, a hair brush and a mirror. Also, a whole cup stuffed full with ketchup, mustard, duck sauce, soy sauce, sweet n sour sauce, wet naps and various and sundry other condiments. Oh, and a full size salt n pepper shaker.
I feel so inadequate right now.... and stinky
This is what happens when you stay in one office for 4 years. You accumulate crap.
I'm enjoying the peaceful quiet of the house while DS naps, drinking a refreshing glass of water. This would all be perfect except that my dog, who is conveniently facing away from me on the couch, keeps farting!
OMG. You work your way up from an E-lister to an A-lister. You get to buy clothes and change your hair, go on dates, promote vodka at da club, and get into bitch fights with other celebrities who talk shit about you on twitter. It's pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
OMG. You work your way up from an E-lister to an A-lister. You get to buy clothes and change your hair, go on dates, promote vodka at da club, and get into bitch fights with other celebrities who talk shit about you on twitter. It's pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
I have no idea when I started loving you, but stuff like this makes my love grow
She made more money on this game than most of us will make in our entire lives.
The bump broke my appppppp why did they do this to me? I can't even see what I am typing right now and if I click a link there is no way to go back. Someone halp me!!
Re: Fffc
My St Kitts driver's license expired a month ago. Here if you get caught driving without one, you go directly to Her Majesty's Prison until you get a court date. You'd think that knowledge alone would be enough for me to find time to go renew, but it would seem not so much.
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Then I start thinking about how I'd do an ER tracheostomy on LO if I absolutely had to, what I'd use, where those things are in my house... And I now sound a little insane, but choking is my big personal "my child is dying and I'm helpless fear".
I have a crazy fear of it as well. After it happened I realized I couldn't 100% remember how to do a heimlich on an infant. I've taken several classes most recently just 2 years ago. Luckily the back pats worked. @psychdoc12 shared some info on how to do it. Luckily I remembered most of it. I forgot about the 2 finger CPR then I felt super guilty.
I always imagine this
But I'm guessing you think this!
#ithappensalot
I'm so excited that this fffc made it through the week!
This would be more acceptable if you followed it with...because I'm drunk.
You have a license and a car, right lady? You make things happen for you! And no crying!!
Just be careful with that stapler. Would hate to mark up that finey hiney.
#2 due 12.23.17
#2 due 12.23.17