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bionicb

I made it to page 24! 

Its 1209 fri night/sat morning. 

I finished As bday banner today. and bought our photo favors. 

Im taking A to a concert sun night. 

I just bought 144 pairs of earrings. (nylon post studs, white and colorful.)

5speckledfrogs

E was getting fussy while I was making breakfast so I told him to calm his nads.

huntjul

BrittanyCupcakes said:

My car tags expired in March.

My St Kitts driver's license expired a month ago. Here if you get caught driving without one, you go directly to Her Majesty's Prison until you get a court date. You'd think that knowledge alone would be enough for me to find time to go renew, but it would seem not so much.

psychdoc12

I ordered mixed fruit for Abby at IHOP this am (don't judge, we love IHOP) and they brought the dish and there were grapes! I think I cut them into 16ths, I was so worried and envisioning what @sooner1981 described!

huntjul

My confession: I don't feed my kid whole grapes, I know how to do the Heimlich on an infant, yet on occasion I find myself wondering what I'd do if LO was choking and the Heimlich didn't work and she was going to die right in front of me if I did nothing. (ER providers are slow to get to your house here)

Then I start thinking about how I'd do an ER tracheostomy on LO if I absolutely had to, what I'd use, where those things are in my house... And I now sound a little insane, but choking is my big personal "my child is dying and I'm helpless fear".

Jalee85

huntjul said:

My confession: I don't feed my kid whole grapes, I know how to do the Heimlich on an infant, yet on occasion I find myself wondering what I'd do if LO was choking and the Heimlich didn't work and she was going to die right in front of me if I did nothing. (ER providers are slow to get to your house here)




Then I start thinking about how I'd do an ER tracheostomy on LO if I absolutely had to, what I'd use, where those things are in my house... And I now sound a little insane, but choking is my big personal "my child is dying and I'm helpless fear".

#vetproblems

I have a crazy fear of it as well. After it happened I realized I couldn't 100% remember how to do a heimlich on an infant. I've taken several classes most recently just 2 years ago. Luckily the back pats worked. @psychdoc12‌ shared some info on how to do it. Luckily I remembered most of it. I forgot about the 2 finger CPR then I felt super guilty.

huntjul

crunchymama11 said:

huntjul said:

BrittanyCupcakes said:

My car tags expired in March.

My St Kitts driver's license expired a month ago. Here if you get caught driving without one, you go directly to Her Majesty's Prison until you get a court date. You'd think that knowledge alone would be enough for me to find time to go renew, but it would seem not so much.

My lyfe needs some good gifs right now, so...

In my defense I didn't realize it had expired until this week, and I had a lot going on at work that made it pretty near--but not quite 100%--impossible to get there.

But I think I'll make it there this week. 

And hopefully won't get into a traffic accident until then.

But if I do, I probably will discretely pass some cash to the officer and hope the "4" in the 2014 expiration date starts to look like a "5".

Bumpies gonna be all

But it's the best plan I have, and it's better than jail.

5speckledfrogs

I found a local yard sale this morning on the community page and decided to go last minute. I asked MH if I could leave LO outside with him while he and his brother worked on the car. I thought the sale was up the street but when I put it in my GPS it said 10 minutes. I decided it was not worth it and instead went to Starbucks for a PSL and some WiFi time. MH doesn't know. I don't feel guilty or anything, its just weird to not tell him. #slipperyslope

vargasgurl

I like glitter but I prefer shimmer it's less slutty!!

I always imagine this


But I'm guessing you think this!

sleepy33

I have singlehandedly eaten an entire box of cheesy garlic bread this week.

layali

deedee1017 said:

I dont like when my name shows up on too many threads as the last person who commented.  I feel like im participating wayyy too much.

Late to the party... We are on vacation. When I am the last person who commented it makes me feel like a threadkiller.

#ithappensalot

I'm so excited that this fffc made it through the week!

layali

Connorsmama2006 said:

Just going to leave this here so @layali‌ doesn't feel like a #threadkiller!

More glitter, fuck yah.

sleepy33

I just went down to put a load in the washer. H had the TV BLARING down there, even though Cam is napping. I asked him if he'd had to plug in the mower to charge. He did the , "What??" thing to me like 3 times before he FINALLY turned down the damn TV. He said no, he didn't have to charge the mower. I said oh, are you just taking a break before you do the back yard then? He goes, I'LL DO IT WHENEVER I WANT, like a fucking teenager. I just rolled my eyes and went back to the laundry. I discovered he'd left his clothes in the washer for like 3 days at least AGAIN (he does this ALL the time), but instead of re-washing them like I normally would, I just put them in the dryer. It smells like rotten ass is cooking in there. #servesyouright #enjoyyoursmellyclothesmotherfucker

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bionicb

My work for some reason thinks Im scheduled for today. Nope. Not gonna happen you cant make me. Im going to the fair with my kiddo. my co-worked keeps texting me because another coworker thinks im coming in and wants me to come in. Aint happening. %workingonsunday

Amjoy25

sleepy33 said:

I have singlehandedly eaten an entire box of cheesy garlic bread this week.

This would be more acceptable if you followed it with...because I'm drunk.

Amjoy25

I was "working on my paper" this morning but was really face booking while the husband watched the baby and did laundry.

huntjul

missgpsu said:

Yesterday, Bridget had her first taste of milkshake at the fair (ILs own a milkshake business), ate a cupcake to celebrate her b-day early with her great grandma and great aunt (no she did not eat the whole thing), and was rejected from the carousel because they said she was too short.  How tall do you have to be to ride a carousel with you mom holding you?  The sign said 30 inches, which she is taller than, but they refused to let her on.  Waste of my ticket money!

Aww, sorry she missed the carousel! Clara went on one and loved it. She was bouncing up and down on the horse. And she isn't 30"...

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BrittanyCupcakes

missgpsu said:

Yesterday, Bridget had her first taste of milkshake at the fair (ILs own a milkshake business), ate a cupcake to celebrate her b-day early with her great grandma and great aunt (no she did not eat the whole thing), and was rejected from the carousel because they said she was too short.  How tall do you have to be to ride a carousel with you mom holding you?  The sign said 30 inches, which she is taller than, but they refused to let her on.  Waste of my ticket money!

Aww, sorry she missed the carousel! Clara went on one and loved it. She was bouncing up and down on the horse. And she isn't 30"...

First, that cupcake pic is the cutest thing ever. I took Carmen on the carousel at disneyland. I had her strapped in wrong so they stopped the ride for us to fix it when they noticed. I had the belt around her and she was on my lap. They made me scoot back so she was directly on the seat and the belt had to go around us both (didn't fit very well). After the adjustment, I did not feel as safe or secure with her and it was super awkward. We'll be skipping the carousel until she's old enough to sit by herself with me standing next to her. Also, disneyland carousel has no height requirement.

sleepy33

awwwpuddin said:

I just went down to put a load in the washer. H had the TV BLARING down there, even though Cam is napping. I asked him if he'd had to plug in the mower to charge. He did the , "What??" thing to me like 3 times before he FINALLY turned down the damn TV. He said no, he didn't have to charge the mower. I said oh, are you just taking a break before you do the back yard then? He goes, I'LL DO IT WHENEVER I WANT, like a fucking teenager. I just rolled my eyes and went back to the laundry. I discovered he'd left his clothes in the washer for like 3 days at least AGAIN (he does this ALL the time), but instead of re-washing them like I normally would, I just put them in the dryer. It smells like rotten ass is cooking in there. #servesyouright #enjoyyoursmellyclothesmotherfucker

I love you.

Amjoy25

cdhaslag said:

I just went down to put a load in the washer. H had the TV BLARING down there, even though Cam is napping. I asked him if he'd had to plug in the mower to charge. He did the , "What??" thing to me like 3 times before he FINALLY turned down the damn TV. He said no, he didn't have to charge the mower. I said oh, are you just taking a break before you do the back yard then? He goes, I'LL DO IT WHENEVER I WANT, like a fucking teenager. I just rolled my eyes and went back to the laundry. I discovered he'd left his clothes in the washer for like 3 days at least AGAIN (he does this ALL the time), but instead of re-washing them like I normally would, I just put them in the dryer. It smells like rotten ass is cooking in there. #servesyouright #enjoyyoursmellyclothesmotherfucker

You can rent MH to train yours if you'd like. That motherfucker sets his watch to the dryer timer and even if the house were to catch on fire he won't leave until the laundry is done. #drivesmenuts #pimpinDHoutforlaundryservices

Your DH and I are #laundrytwinz

Once when I was pregnant he promised me all week we could go to the Chinese buffet on Saturday for lunch... Except I got Rangoon-blocked by the fucking laundry. He said "we'll just eat sandwiches, it's cool"... I locked myself in the bathroom and sobbed for an hour. #priorities

You have a license and a car, right lady? You make things happen for you! And no crying!!

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Jenball717

I'm buying cupcakes today to ease my Monday blues. I'm calling it "birthday cake research".

sleepy33

NRyan55 said:

I forgot to apply deo for my BO today... I am nervous sweating thinking about the possibility of me sweating later.  Happy Monday!

@sleepy33 wasn't it you that has an extra deodorant at work? This is genius

Uh, YEAH. I am basically prepared for any emergency at work. In my cupboard, besides deodorant,  I have a jar of peanut butter, spare pump parts, Mother's Milk tea, a whole pack of hair bands, gum, a cup, a bowl, a sharp knife, empty plastic bags, clear nail polish, a lint brush, a hair brush and a mirror. Also, a whole cup stuffed full with ketchup, mustard, duck sauce, soy sauce, sweet n sour sauce, wet naps and various and sundry other condiments. Oh, and a full size salt n pepper shaker.

sleepy33

NRyan55 said:

sleepy33 said:

NRyan55 said:

I forgot to apply deo for my BO today... I am nervous sweating thinking about the possibility of me sweating later.  Happy Monday!

@sleepy33 wasn't it you that has an extra deodorant at work? This is genius

Uh, YEAH. I am basically prepared for any emergency at work. In my cupboard, besides deodorant,  I have a jar of peanut butter, spare pump parts, Mother's Milk tea, a whole pack of hair bands, gum, a cup, a bowl, a sharp knife, empty plastic bags, clear nail polish, a lint brush, a hair brush and a mirror. Also, a whole cup stuffed full with ketchup, mustard, duck sauce, soy sauce, sweet n sour sauce, wet naps and various and sundry other condiments. Oh, and a full size salt n pepper shaker.

I feel so inadequate right now.... and stinky

This is what happens when you stay in one office for 4 years. You accumulate crap.

sleepy33

Hello, guise, I had a sweater hanging on the back of my door to tie around my waist!! Though I did briefly consider the stapler, first.

Jenball717

sleepy33 said:

Hello, guise, I had a sweater hanging on the back of my door to tie around my waist!! Though I did briefly consider the stapler, first.

Just be careful with that stapler. Would hate to mark up that finey hiney.

taylormarie923

I'm enjoying the peaceful quiet of the house while DS naps, drinking a refreshing glass of water. This would all be perfect except that my dog, who is conveniently facing away from me on the couch, keeps farting!

bkeane619

Another day, another leftover buffalo chicken dip for lunch. I'm gonna gain ten pounds before all this food is gone.

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bkeane619

I think I might try and donate the ziti and rice someplace. I have half a tray each untouched in the freezer.

jennlin

awwwpuddin said:

awwwpuddin said:

I am addicted to the Kim Kardashian game. :-??

What is this

OMG. You work your way up from an E-lister to an A-lister. You get to buy clothes and change your hair, go on dates, promote vodka at da club, and get into bitch fights with other celebrities who talk shit about you on twitter. It's pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

what platform is this on?

bionicb

Thry changed thebump app. Im scared. HOLY SH¡T I CAN ATTACH PICS!.

psychdoc12

NRyan55 said:

awwwpuddin said:

awwwpuddin said:

I am addicted to the Kim Kardashian game. :-??

What is this

OMG. You work your way up from an E-lister to an A-lister. You get to buy clothes and change your hair, go on dates, promote vodka at da club, and get into bitch fights with other celebrities who talk shit about you on twitter. It's pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

I have no idea when I started loving you, but stuff like this makes my love grow

She made more money on this game than most of us will make in our entire lives.

psychdoc12

$85 million https://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/07/17/kim-kardashian-may-make-85-million-from-her-video-game/

skyla13

The bump broke my appppppp why did they do this to me? I can't even see what I am typing right now and if I click a link there is no way to go back. Someone halp me!!

skyla13

And I still cannot attach a file. Screw you bump