Fffc

sleepy33

I just paid $2.98 a gallon for gas! What is this, 1999?

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Jenball717

carriet2018 said:

also i have this weird condition i cannot relax or focus until all the dishes are out of the sink. this means i will spend hours making this fancy meal. but will not eat until all the pots and pans are clean. so my food is cold and i have to microwave it.

You should come over to my house.
Bring your condition with you.

Jenball717

@carriet2018‌ the m is right next to back on my phone keyboard

jennlin

I woke up late for work yesterday so I just called out sick. I lied and said I probably had what other-coworker had earlier in the week. Today all my coworkers are keeping their distance from me. #ohwell

Jenball717

SeeJayEmm said:

So I never knew too much about essential oils, just knew they smelled good and that people go batty over them to "cure" everyyyyything.
Well...I bought this little starter pack off amazon last week that had 5 different oils.
I made this lavender/coconut oil blend and have been rubbing it on ds's feet before naps. This kid doesn't sleep (and hasn't slept) more than 45 minutes at his 1 nap/day for the last 3-4 weeks. Since using this on his feet, he has consistently taken 90+ minute naps the past 3 days. It could very well be coincidental, but for the time being, I am a believer of the oil!
#atleastlavenderoilforsleeping

This is how it starts

WhenInRome11

I'm hoping nobody comes into my store for the next 2 hours because I actually got LO to nap in her PNP. 

sleepy33

comeongetdown said:

Weljadraak said:

I'm picturing @comeongetdown‌ stopped at a red light then pulls out her glove box dildo. Am I close?

I don't even own a dildo (maybe that's a FFFC?) I can do it without touching myself if I'm sitting down (another FFFC?)

trackgirlparis

carriet2018 said:

also i have this weird condition i cannot relax or focus until all the dishes are out of the sink. this means i will spend hours making this fancy meal. but will not eat until all the pots and pans are clean. so my food is cold and i have to microwave it.

Not weird. Totally normal!
#ihaveittoo #dhmakesfunofme

muffyvonmuff

comeongetdown said:

Weljadraak said:

I'm picturing @comeongetdown‌ stopped at a red light then pulls out her glove box dildo. Am I close?

I don't even own a dildo (maybe that's a FFFC?) I can do it without touching myself if I'm sitting down (another FFFC?)

Do new cars have a vibrate function on the seats?  My '08 only has heat…lame

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bkeane619

comeongetdown said:

Weljadraak said:

I'm picturing @comeongetdown‌ stopped at a red light then pulls out her glove box dildo.



Am I close?

I don't even own a dildo (maybe that's a FFFC?) I can do it without touching myself if I'm sitting down (another FFFC?)

Amjoy25

cdhaslag said:

I smoked a lot of weed in college. Like A LOT.

See you at Disney

WhenInRome11

I'm eat skittles and I keep forgetting that the greens ones are that gross green apple. I keep eating them and getting surprised at the gross taste. I miss lime skittles.

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

also i have this weird condition i cannot relax or focus until all the dishes are out of the sink. this means i will spend hours making this fancy meal. but will not eat until all the pots and pans are clean. so my food is cold and i have to microwave it.

Don't worry I was with you on the keyboard thing...I'm like, how is that funny? The M is no where near the backspace?  :-/

However, the dishes thing:

KerCo51

I can kinda relate on the dishes thing.  I try to clean as many as I can while cooking, because I don't enjoy dinner knowing I have to clean up afterwards.  

I have started giving DD a bath immediately after dinner so my husband has to do the dishes.

carawasa

What the fuck! Who makes these decisions

sleepy33

carawasa said:

What the fuck! Who makes these decisions

Wha?

carawasa

sleepy33 said:

carawasa said:

What the fuck! Who makes these decisions

Wha?


The decision about keeping this FFFC alive and not tell me!

carawasa

Amjoy25 said:

cdhaslag said:

I smoked a lot of weed in college. Like A LOT.

See you at Disney

Oh yea? @cdhaslag‌ I knew I liked you. I couldn't imagine being at Disney high. Too hot for pot

jennlin

i feel awkward, like i'm lying, when i use a filter for instagram pictures.

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Amjoy25

SeeJayEmm said:

So I never knew too much about essential oils, just knew they smelled good and that people go batty over them to "cure" everyyyyything. Well...I bought this little starter pack off amazon last week that had 5 different oils. I made this lavender/coconut oil blend and have been rubbing it on ds's feet before naps. This kid doesn't sleep (and hasn't slept) more than 45 minutes at his 1 nap/day for the last 3-4 weeks. Since using this on his feet, he has consistently taken 90+ minute naps the past 3 days. It could very well be coincidental, but for the time being, I am a believer of the oil! #atleastlavenderoilforsleeping

The power of suggestion to huge! If you think it will work...it can. Our minds are more powerful than we give them credit for. #deepthoughtswithamjoy 

taylormarie923

cdhaslag said:

carawasa said:

Amjoy25 said:

cdhaslag said:

I smoked a lot of weed in college. Like A LOT.

See you at Disney

Oh yea? @cdhaslag‌ I knew I liked you. I couldn't imagine being at Disney high. Too hot for pot

I would fucking destroy 99,000 Mickey Mouse shaped pretzels if I were high at disney.



Could you imagine with all those fake food smells they pump into the air?

Amjoy25

taylormarie923 said:

cdhaslag said:

I smoked a lot of weed in college. Like A LOT.

See you at Disney

Oh yea? @cdhaslag‌ I knew I liked you. I couldn't imagine being at Disney high. Too hot for pot

I would fucking destroy 99,000 Mickey Mouse shaped pretzels if I were high at disney.

Could you imagine with all those fake food smells they pump into the air?

MMMMMM fake food smells....drool. (MMMMMM intended.)

carawasa

awwwpuddin said:

I get irrationally upset whenever I think about how I have an asphalt driveway and not a concrete driveway. The whole neighborhood has asphalt and I hate it and it's horrible. FACK!

You know what?! At least you can park in your driveway! Mine is so ridiculously steep I'm afraid my car will roll into the across the street neighbors house

layali

I had to look up "riding dirty" in the urban dictionary yesterday.

It does not mean what I thought it meant.

#dirtybirdy

jennlin

my husband left yesterday and will be gone for 10 days visiting his sister in china. right away, i started hanging all the stuff on the walls we've been "meaning to hang up". i don't care if they're hung wrong (not on a beam), he can move it and fix the hole when he gets back. it's the only way i can ever get anything hung up.

SweetCFly

I don't know what good deed I did to deserve this but DS just napped for 2 hours! Never mind that the only reason he stayed that way probably is because I layed next to him in our bed with my boob in his mouth terrified to move. None of the much needed housework got done... but at least I was able to catch up on some bumping and did some ordering of new clothes for myself so I won't look like a disheveled wreck in our family pics next week.

muffyvonmuff

I don't know if I invited this chick I used to be close with to Hudsons Bday.  Now I feel bad, do I send out another invite?  Id almost rather waste the stamp then text her

Ajoyd

lynnyloo said:

This mythical nap of more than one hour only happens for us when MIL watches DD. Just once I'd like it to be on the weekend for us!

This is a unicorn in our house too. Every once in a while it happens but not often. 

Flutterby00

I played Candy Crush while phone interviewing someone earlier.  #employeeofthemonth

Amjoy25

I am having anxiety about going through Willa's old clothes to give to my SIL. I mean, I will still give them to her, but anxiety remains. Send wine.

Jenball717

Amjoy25 said:

I am having anxiety about going through Willa's old clothes to give to my SIL. I mean, I will still give them to her, but anxiety remains. Send wine.

In a similar vein, I am saving the girls' clothes to make quilts for them. Just the really cute items that I loved. Problem is, I love too many! I will be able to make 10 quilts with all I have saved.

5speckledfrogs

Dr. Laura is my guilty pleasure.
She's a bit harsh but I like it!

hartsl01

I drank a glass of wine on my lunch break. 

ashleymarie512

Amjoy25 said:

I am having anxiety about going through Willa's old clothes to give to my SIL. I mean, I will still give them to her, but anxiety remains. Send wine.

I get anxiety just packing Elliott's clothes in a tote--for my own basement, not even giving them away. Makes me all kinda of sad!

tashad18

LO has taken 2+ hour naps for the past 3 days, and I have joinrd him instead of cleaning or doing party prep.

Jalee85

crunchymama11 said:

I usually can orgasm in 45 sec and my all-time record was 3 seconds ">

I think I can top you on that one. I can get up to 4 consecutive orgasms in a row.

My FFC is that I'm often to tired to bother with it..lol

Please don't quote I may DD later not sure yet.