Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

speechie517 · June 2014

On a no texting while driving note, have you all seen this: https://mashable.com/2014/06/10/volkswagen-psa-texting-and-driving/

edoliesmom · June 2014

Just found a hair salon I'm in love with! My hair looks, smells and feels amazing!

I'm making my husband take me out tonight, but we needed to celebrate for his new job anyway.

It's been almost a year since I've gotten a really good haircut.

mrscrcalli · June 2014

T&Ps @ColleenSwerb‌

Also @dani+california‌ I had a punk rock tinkerbell with a Mohawk on my leg I got removed for 2k

bootsiebabe · June 2014

@ColleenSwerb‌ T&P to your aunt. That seriously sucks.

@lia619‌ what little jerks!!!

@mrscrcalli‌ niiiiiice. Gotta love when that happens.

deidremaria · June 2014

joytomylifex said:

deidremaria said:
Oh my goodness. When will people ever take texting and driving seriously? I'll be praying for your aunt swerb
Seriously. In CA you can't drive and talk on your phone either and although this is taking major adjustment on my end, it's also nice to know you are a little safer... Fx for her and a quick recovery Swerb.

Same down here. Unfortunately people still do it.

deidremaria · June 2014

Most kids who choose to suck fingers are thumb suckers or suck their ring and middle fingers (I was a ring and middle finger sucker). Of course I get the kid who sucks his index finger

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

T&P for your auntie Swerb. I am so sick of people texting and driving!

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

mrscrcalli said:
Well.. LO and I were on our way to the mall... Ugh mom probs

I would go out with puke on my boobs if they looked that good!

baileymama3 · June 2014

@aviola329‌ -great idea about the ceramics shop!! I love it!
@mamrotu73‌ -incredible
@dani+california‌ -epic tattoo. Sooo lucky it wasn't in color
@rockstarlaw‌ I did laser hair removal too. It grew back, but way less and no razor burn ever---- still totally worth it in my opinion!
@mrscrcalli‌ - so annoying. I leak through everything. Everything.
@ColleenSwerb‌ thoughts and prayers- hope she recovers quickly!

mrscrcalli · June 2014

Blake Shelton is such a stud :x

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

Jessieann1020 said:
So I work for a call center. I have talked to the assiest people today. Why be such a dick to a stranger on the phone!? Pass me a drink!

All the hugs and appologies. I'm totally a phone bitch.

Eija3014 · June 2014

Ok I'm back to working now aaaand work = time to lurk on TB instead of work. So I'm hoping this "return" is for real this time.

I literally want to stop and rip people out of their vehicles when I see that fuckery going on. So sorry

Thoughts to you and your family @ColleenSwerb‌

sarlimes34 · June 2014

@ColleenSwerb‌ - T&P for your aunt

@fireflygirl12‌ - i'm kind of a phone bitch too, lol

rockstarlaw · June 2014

Thoughts & prayers for your aunt, @ColleenSwerb‌ @baileymama3‌ - agree. Way less and no razor burn. I agree it was worth it, but I still wish that dream of no hair was fulfilled!!

chichi589 · June 2014

@Jessieann1020 I'm in a call center too that was my day yesterday. My issue is were all incoming calls. I didn't call you dick head you called me.. I feel your pain!

Come home from work and have to whip out the boob and watch some Dora. Some day I'll get some shit done.. Don't get to change out of my work clothes!

Mamamonzo · June 2014

@ColleenSwerb‌ hope your aunt is doing well.

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

deidremaria said:
Most kids who choose to suck fingers are thumb suckers or suck their ring and middle fingers (I was a ring and middle finger sucker). Of course I get the kid who sucks his index finger

Owen sucks his whole fist. Overachiever.

JessieAlbin · June 2014

Swerb, thoughts and prayers to your aunt! How awful.

Ladies, I'm struggling, and I feel like an ass for it. Hubs went to Michigan to start the process of pursuing a much better job than either one of us has, and it looks like he has gone from "on the fence" about moving there to "this is the best choice for us." He'll be home tomorrow (he's been gone a whopping day and I miss him so much, can't wait!), and I am so torn. I know the better job will be good for us, and I'm being a brat, but I don't wanna move!! Really trying to focus more on the pros than the cons (good insurance, job security, hubs feeling good about his job and providing for us, our families are there, etc), and I really don't wanna be a wet blanket about this because I know he's trying hard to do what's best for us, and he's right about his reasoning. I'm a totally different person than when I left there and in a totally different place so I probably won't hate life there as much as I did years ago, but I'm dreading it.

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

I can't remember who posted a few pages back (and I'm too lazy to look), but I'll get up on my soapbox and say please please please don't forward face your child at 1 year. It is the law in most states, but there is gaboodles of data supporting extended rear-facing. Even the AAP is recommending rear-facing until 2. My kids will rear-face until they reach the limit in our car seats, which is 45lbs. 1 year olds are still very susceptible to neck/back injuries when forward-facing. Hopefully the law will catch up. *steps off soapbox*

baileymama3 · June 2014

dani+california said:
Does everyone on TB have perfect pornstar tits except me?

Looks like *I'm* about to 'slock' someone with mine. God damn ladies. Flaunt that shit.

Negative. Pre-preg yes. Now- they are tiger striped with purple stretchmarks and nipples the size of salamis. Terrifying to say the least.

Edit: they were D's and are still D's---why stretchmarks?!?

JessieAlbin · June 2014

dani+california said:
Does everyone on TB have perfect pornstar tits except me?

Looks like *I'm* about to 'slock' someone with mine. God damn ladies. Flaunt that shit.

No perfect porn star tits here either. Pregnancy was a lot like junior high for me: "my boobs are coming, my boobs are coming! Wait, are they really coming? Maybe they are just late.. Whelp, I guess they aren't coming." I gained fifty pounds and my boobs barely grew at all! They haven't deflated yet, but I wouldn't put it past them.

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

poru said:
2+ moms. What the fuck are you supposed to do when both kids are level 5 crying. Sick toddler plus baby who just got shots is not a good combo. They both woke from their nap at the same time and screamed. I tried to hold them both but toddler would kick if baby was there. And if I put LO down she purple cried so hard she started choking. That was a rough hour. I got the baby sleeping and the toddler playing in a dark room (light is giving him headache). So glad it's over. Tips for next time!?!

No advice here since I'm struggling with the same thing, but all the hugs. It's rough right now. I hear it gets easier, but I'm not sure I believe it right now.

Twirple · June 2014

poru said:

2+ moms. What the fuck are you supposed to do when both kids are level 5 crying. Sick toddler plus baby who just got shots is not a good combo. They both woke from their nap at the same time and screamed. I tried to hold them both but toddler would kick if baby was there. And if I put LO down she purple cried so hard she started choking. That was a rough hour. I got the baby sleeping and the toddler playing in a dark room (light is giving him headache). So glad it's over. Tips for next time!?!

Yikes, that sounds horrible! If it is that bad, I usually try to comfort DS first and get him reading a book or watching a movie or Sprout, then move on to DD. Since DS is older he tends to be a bit easier to comfort and then distract, once he's taken care of then I'll move on to DD, who can take a bit longer since she can't tell me what is wrong.

If DD is screaming and crying, she is breathing.

I hope you never have to face that again and that your DS is feeling better soon.

rockstarlaw · June 2014

I am so frustrated with breastfeeding. I know this is well-known around these parts, but for something so "natural", this is HARD!! I am too stuborn to quit, but boy have I thought about it....

Twirple · June 2014

Had to share this picture of my kidlets.

Not sure why it is sideways.

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

dani+california said:for

Omfg. DH is home for LO's bedtime and asked to put him down. He fed him all weird, then rocked him all weird...and now it's 20 minutes past when I'd have him down and I can hear him fussing upstairs. I love that he's involved but I hate that I know I can do it better. Biting my tongue...it's so hard not to just go in there and take over!

I hear you on that one. It takes DH 10x longer to do a diaper change. He frequently gets peed on for leaving DS out in the open too long though, so I figure that's punishment enough.

Twirple · June 2014

dani+california said:

Omfg. DH is home for LO's bedtime and asked to put him down. He fed him all weird, then rocked him all weird...and now it's 20 minutes past when I'd have him down and I can hear him fussing upstairs. I love that he's involved but I hate that I know I can do it better. Biting my tongue...it's so hard not to just go in there and take over!

I can totally understand your frustration, but it will be worth it in the end if you can restrain yourself. You will have more time to yourself and DH will get a chance to bond with your LO.

deidremaria · June 2014

I am a quality assurance specialist and fucking HATE monitoring calls where my reps are abused by the callers. I get so stabby.

@poru I'm so sorry you and the little ones are having a rough time.

deidremaria · June 2014

@dani+California I struggle with wanting to take over too. I never have but lately I noticed that if Dylan is fussy with me my bf tries to take over and I get SUPER offended and pissy. Maybe I'm just too sensitive

tamaraaaa · June 2014

Sometimes I look at pictures I've taken of my LO and think "that looks nothing like my child." Where do these faces come from? I swear in real life she looks nowhere near as crazy...

BiggerinRealLife · June 2014

@imnatari I'm really late to respond, but we swaddle with the blanket oriented and folded like a kite. Gives me more fabric to get a really good tuck. We also pull the lower fabric outwards as we tuck the tails in, so it stays tucked really tightly. I orient her so the wrap starts just above her shoulders, and wrap angled down instead of straight across so it wraps over the shoulders and stays. Any extra fabric around her neck I roll under so it stays away from her mouth. I feel like I'm not explaining this well. If it doesn't make sense I can take pics or you can FaceTime me. Also, thanks to @littlelady77 we love love love the miracle blanket. It's the only swaddle she takes and doesn't break out if besides AA. It's easier for reswaddling MOTN, so we use AA more during the day or as stroller/bouncy/swing blankets. They are still my most useful buy though. A million uses.

JessieAlbin · June 2014

@jellysparkles you raise a fine point there. \:D/

Mamamonzo · June 2014

JessieAlbin said:
Swerb, thoughts and prayers to your aunt! How awful.

Ladies, I'm struggling, and I feel like an ass for it. Hubs went to Michigan to start the process of pursuing a much better job than either one of us has, and it looks like he has gone from "on the fence" about moving there to "this is the best choice for us." He'll be home tomorrow (he's been gone a whopping day and I miss him so much, can't wait!), and I am so torn. I know the better job will be good for us, and I'm being a brat, but I don't wanna move!! Really trying to focus more on the pros than the cons (good insurance, job security, hubs feeling good about his job and providing for us, our families are there, etc), and I really don't wanna be a wet blanket about this because I know he's trying hard to do what's best for us, and he's right about his reasoning. I'm a totally different person than when I left there and in a totally different place so I probably won't hate life there as much as I did years ago, but I'm dreading it.

What part of MI!?

JessieAlbin · June 2014

@mamamonzo we aren't entirely sure yet but there's openings in Flint (yuck), Royal Oak, Livonia, Howell and Groveland. If DH gets the job and his first choice, we'll be heading to the Royal Oak area. You're in northern MI, no?

deidremaria · June 2014

I need a hug. My life kinda sucks.

Teresa1896 · June 2014

I rear-faced dd til around 18 months. We did turn her for a couple of road trips prior to that, so she could see the tv screens in the seat backs and so I could see her. I'm the only person I know IRL who didn't immediately turn the seat at 1 yr (the law here is 1 yr and 20 lbs).
It I kept her RF til she was 45 lbs, she'd be in middle school. Ha! She's almost 3 and 27.5 lbs.

fireflygirl12 · June 2014

jellysparkles said:
DH and I had a fight about my boobs today. I said they're getting downsized after kids. We've had this discussion before, script:

DH - No way, I won't let you.
Me - *eyeroll*
Fin.

But this time, instead of eyerolling, I laid into him that they fucking hurt and I deserve better than to hurt every day. His response was that he'd pay for massages and chiropractors - that I'm worth it. Uh... no. That just says the boobs are worth it. I raged.

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Oh fuck no.