Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

mrscrcalli · April 2014

jellysparkles said:

Jelly you are at the top of the leader board AGAIN .. 2 weeks in a row!
you really are GC, so popular!!!!!
8->
Not very NICE, though. I blame it on not wanting to do my homework.

Kitty eating a sausage .. make me so hungry.

RocksInTheWater · April 2014

aronie82 said:
HAHAHA!! You caught me. I tried to fix before it was seen.

It's way too funny to fix!

fireflygirl12 · April 2014

dani+california said:

OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour. Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY

Maybe quick text "April Fools?"

fireflygirl12 · April 2014

dani+california said:

OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour. Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY

I'm also impressed (jealous) at your ambition to fuck hard at this point.

RocksInTheWater · April 2014

dani+california said:
OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.

Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X
His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY

OMG hilarious and mortifying! Quick, blame it on April Fools Day then promptly change his name in your contacts to "dog walker".

snmetz7 · April 2014

dani+california said:

OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour. Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY

OMG hahahahaa i can't stop laughing that;s awesome

thomas930 · April 2014

@dani+california How embarrassing!

BiggerinRealLife · April 2014

dani+california said:

OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour. Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY

Dani, I have no words. I'm so sorry, but. . . dying!

Happy birthday @3crazykitties!!!

fireflygirl12 · April 2014

Whatever you do, I would do it quick. Before he shows up at your front door in his sexy dog walking clothes and things get all sorts of out of control.

mrscrcalli · April 2014

@Danni+California.. HOW are you fucking "so hard"?

i hardly can get the momentum to bounce back!

SoulTermination · April 2014

Happy Hatch Day, @3crazykitties!

So, for those who read my little text conversation the other night with my SIL... I've started having the weird fucking dreams she mentioned, lol.

Night before last I had a dream that the ceiling and walls in our bedroom were covered in some sort of war mural painting of a battle in progress, complete with explosions, blood and gore, and all. I was paranoid that it was going to come to life and come after LO and I, so I was frantically trying to find enough paint to paint over it all in hopes that would keep it sealed away. O.o

Last night, Damon from The Vampire Diaries was being sweet and flirty, and sexy. Wish I hadn't woken up quite so early from that one, lmao. XD

sdo_082989 · April 2014

I just want to say that I know I hardly ever post and I'm not a RTTer, but I do try to read most of it and keep up with you ladies. You guys are the best entertainment and my thoughts and prayers are with you all when you need them.

Plus, you all help my sanity knowing that I'm not a bad mom, because some days I want to run away and hide from my 2 year old.

fireflygirl12 · April 2014

P&B715 said:

Aca awkward!!

She officially has to RTT now.

Emily041285 · April 2014

Going today to target to buy all the baby things DH thinks aren't "a requirement". Hooded towels and car seat canopy here I come! :>

Also after almost breaking down in tears yesterday that I had made no more progress than last week and my dr saying it was probably because the contractions have gotten less they are back! Never thought I'd be excited for contractions!

kseccomb17 · April 2014

Alright guys, it's April. I expect you to start popping out those babies in a timely manner. A14 will have nothing but prompt kids.

Bluebird2318 · April 2014

dani+california said:

OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour. Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY

I once accidentally sent a picture of my cleavage to my brother when it was intended for the guy who was my boyfriend at the time. Both B names, so they were next to each other in my contacts list. It wasn't R-rated or anything, but still enough to be humiliating. Thank god the number I picked was his pager (so it didn't receive the picture)! Of course I only discovered that convenient fact after I had already "OMG"ed and told the story to my mom, who then shared it with the family. Epic double fail!

@cgoldian I hope the version went well!

eireyes · April 2014

I'm anxiously awaiting the first April baby born in April - who's it gonna be?

mrscrcalli · April 2014

Eireyes said:
I'm anxiously awaiting the first April baby born in April - who's it gonna be?

Ohhh ohhhh pick me pick me!! 8->

hlm184 · April 2014

Felt a few contractions... Eviction. Massage did something anyway!

knotty-girl · April 2014

I should probably post this in stupid questions thread but what is RTT? @dani+california‌ at least you didn't send any accompanying pics!

Bluebird2318 · April 2014

mamrotu73 said:

Yeah! GlennCoco got 250 love tits!

250 for you, GlynnCoco! You go, GlynnCoco!

sking72 · April 2014

Happy April! Now ill bitch. SO is in a crazy productive mood (which is normal, but I hate it). So ive been tcked thats hes basically been nagging me since 8 am. And all I want to do is watch Netflix. And evict this baby. He finally went downstairs, but now I'm pissed he isn't spending time with me and that his music is loud and that he isn't consulting me on anything he is doing with the basement. There is no pleasing me, I am a rage machine right now. Am I in labor?

SoulTermination · April 2014

Sorry if this is upside-down or something, sideways screenie on iPhone. x.x

Serenla · April 2014

fireflygirl12 said:
Whatever you do, I would do it quick. Before he shows up at your front door in his sexy dog walking clothes and things get all sorts of out of control.

I'm imagining the shortest 1980s man shorts.

knotty-girl · April 2014

P&B715 said:

I should probably post this in stupid questions thread but what is RTT? @dani+california‌ at least you didn't send any accompanying pics!
Random thought thread!

OH. dur.

knotty-girl · April 2014

Serenla said:

Whatever you do, I would do it quick. Before he shows up at your front door in his sexy dog walking clothes and things get all sorts of out of control.
I'm imagining the shortest 1980s man shorts.

https://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/wboxerw19/426341908_fc4cb0a6f2.jpg

Like this?

(I dont know why i cant put pics in or do colors or edit anything on my ipad. It would be so much better if i could just have the pic show up, not the link)

JessieAlbin · April 2014

Two people on my FB have brand new baby pics to show off their non-joke April Fool babies... My turn? I don't even care that my doc is out of town this week and I would get one of the other two in the practice. Gimme my baby!

pineconey · April 2014

I'm really thankful that pregnancy has removed the "I threw that up once so I can never eat it again" filter from my head. Otherwise I would find it very difficult to feed myself these days.

knotty-girl · April 2014

dani+california said:

Okay I changed his name in my phone and explained myself. Luckily he knows my husband and we're kind of friends/acquaintances...that was awful.

Yes, that heart dropping into your stomach feeling post send button. I once sent an ichat message talking shit about my boss to my boss. I thought I might throw up, but then I looked over my shoulder and she was away from her desk. So I casually walked by her desk whistling and closed out the window as fast as possible then returned to my desk and wiped the sweat off my brow.

pineconey · April 2014

My friend texted our boss once during a meeting, and it was totally intended for me. Neither of us liked her very much. I was glad it was him, not me!

fireflygirl12 · April 2014

knotty-girl said:

dani+california said:

Okay I changed his name in my phone and explained myself. Luckily he knows my husband and we're kind of friends/acquaintances...that was awful.

Yes, that heart dropping into your stomach feeling post send button. I once sent an ichat message talking shit about my boss to my boss. I thought I might throw up, but then I looked over my shoulder and she was away from her desk. So I casually walked by her desk whistling and closed out the window as fast as possible then returned to my desk and wiped the sweat off my brow.

Yeah, I've been on the boss end of that deal. I guess I'm kind of a bitch?

knotty-girl · April 2014

MrsStanton87 said:

knotty-girl said:

dani+california said:

Okay I changed his name in my phone and explained myself. Luckily he knows my husband and we're kind of friends/acquaintances...that was awful.

Yes, that heart dropping into your stomach feeling post send button. I once sent an ichat message talking shit about my boss to my boss. I thought I might throw up, but then I looked over my shoulder and she was away from her desk. So I casually walked by her desk whistling and closed out the window as fast as possible then returned to my desk and wiped the sweat off my brow.

WOW super lucky!

Yeah. You know how on your computer they have those annoying pop ups "are you sure you want to... And then a check box: don't ask me this question again" They need to have an app that asks you for confirmation with message/sender review before you text. Maybe you can set it to alert to certain keywords so it doesn't do it with every mundane text, which would be a hassle. Probably already exists.

pineconey · April 2014

JessieAlbin said:
Two people on my FB have brand new baby pics to show off their non-joke April Fool babies... My turn? I don't even care that my doc is out of town this week and I would get one of the other two in the practice. Gimme my baby!

Yeah, after 5 hours of misery last night I was SURE it was time. Nope. Mine is apparently staying put. *grumbles*

Stace0616 · April 2014

All I did was try trim my lady bump with an electric razor and STILL drew blood. I give up.

baileymama3 · April 2014

dani+california said:

OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour. Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY

I am dying for you right now. and cant stop laughing (and trying to pretend that I am not). HOW MORTFIYING!

KatieGummow · April 2014

Dani, you win for today! I am so sorry, lol, omg my skin is itching just thinking about it

thanks for sharing!

fireflygirl12 · April 2014

ColleenSwerb said:

Also managed to cut myself while shaving my cooter. Not that I could see it. So then I got all panicky that I was bleeding for reals and maybe these cramps were bad. April Fools on myself. Extra lame. This baby needs to keep baking. We have too much shit to do around here.

I'm with you on having too much shit to do to have the baby yet.

Going in for my final wax this week. I'm glad that my waxer is so awesome and has kids, so I don't feel weird being all, "I apologize for the abundance of discharge that may suddenly ooze out. It's just part of my mucous plug" I plan on tipping extra.