Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Serenla

fireflygirl12 said:

ColleenSwerb said:

Also managed to cut myself while shaving my cooter. Not that I could see it. So then I got all panicky that I was bleeding for reals and maybe these cramps were bad.
April Fools on myself.
Extra lame.

This baby needs to keep baking. We have too much shit to do around here.

I'm with you on having too much shit to do to have the baby yet.

Going in for my final wax this week. I'm glad that my waxer is so awesome and has kids, so I don't feel weird being all, "I apologize for the abundance of discharge that may suddenly ooze out. It's just part of my mucous plug" I plan on tipping extra.

Hopefully your water doesn't break .

katieharpiceland

MrsStanton87 said:

fireflygirl12 said:

How do I get in the secret FB group? And do any of you Instagram? I want adorable RTT babies all over my newsfeed every morning! Mine is girlschroeder if anybody wants to follow.

I second this! Mine is kstanton02

PM aviola329 :-)

irisheyez7

embear22 said:

So, I really, really hope this isn't jennifer Lawrence and tom cruise. Omg if this is true... Did no one learn anything from Katie Holmes? https://blindgossip.com/?p=61497

Seriously? WTF?

fireflygirl12

@aviola329 YGPM

spano41

Wow....people are really getting all up in arms about April fools this year.  I've already heard multiple stories about people being offended on here and IRL.  When did this become such a big deal?  Sometimes I feel like people are trying to find reasons to cause drama or get upset...RELAX!! 

chichi589

Chelseaelizabeth589 for Instagram it's my favorite thing to do after the bump of course

katieharpiceland

irisheyez7 said:

embear22 said:

So, I really, really hope this isn't jennifer Lawrence and tom cruise. Omg if this is true... Did no one learn anything from Katie Holmes? https://blindgossip.com/?p=61497

Seriously? WTF?

People are just attracted to his thetans. 

fireflygirl12

I would take the Tom Cruise of the 90's. Much hotter and not so cray cray. Now, blech.

cgoldian

My OB did not want to attempt the version because of the way my amniotic fluid is (lots of small pockets but no big "cushions" around the baby). Plus LO finally decided to drop and her bum is pretty snug in my pelvis. After a good cry and a long nap, I have promised myself I would stop stressing out and mentally prepare myself for a c section. Thanks for the support, RTT!

fireflygirl12

(((hugs))) @cgoldian. I know it's bummy when your birth plan doesn't go to plan, but in the end you are still going to have the sweetest baby to love on!

katieharpiceland

Awww ::hugs:: @cgoldian

fireflygirl12

KendraColeslaw said:

Went to Pier 1 on my lunch break and a lady who works there told me, "Get all the sleep you can now. Because when baby comes, you won't be!"

HAHAHAHHHAHAH, good one, lady!

I would be all "Oh, we do cry it out so I think the baby will be sleep trained soon".

knotty-girl

@KendraColeslaw‌ I read this blog post regarding those Debbie Downer/doomsday parenting comments and thought it was good. I especially liked the commercial. https://www.hellobee.com/2014/03/31/what-i-wish-i-knew-then/

pineconey

Doc says my uterus is a bitch. Ok, that it's irritable. But when I'm irritable I get called a bitch. So, I've got a bitchy uterus.

michaelad3

I'm not hungry today. I've forced myself to eat a little, but I'm weirded out by this

knotty-girl

Ugh I cant believe its noon already and all I've done is walk my dogs. I took them on a long walk to avoid them being pesky later while I'm trying to accomplish things so I better get started before it wears off.

-laundry

-clean bathrooms

-pick up things/make beds

-eat

-sew some stuff for the baby

-pick up prescriptions/mail bills

I think I'll go eat something.

kwolslager

Last night I had a nightmare that some big fat guy was sitting on me. I kept yelling at him "GET OFF ME! I can't breathe!".. after several failed attempts of trying to push him off I woke up gasping and realized I had been sleeping on my back and I was trying to push my own belly off me.

I don't think I can go another 13 days!!

TallaB

Am I the only person working until my baby falls outta me?? I want mat leave! Damn you, crappy American maternity leave!

Lindsay808

((hugs)) @cgoldian

danamarie421

TallaB said:

Am I the only person working until my baby falls outta me?? I want mat leave! Damn you, crappy American maternity leave!

I'm still working too and I'm so bitter! Today is my EDD, which I know means nothing, but I'm still so cranky to be working nonetheless...

TallaB

Working ON your edd? Impressive! And stupid! Ill be working my edd as well...and it irritates me! You should be cranky! Because you should be at home resting and preparing...you hear that, Obama?!

Serenla

TallaB said:

Am I the only person working until my baby falls outta me?? I want mat leave! Damn you, crappy American maternity leave!

*waves* I'm working right up until my water breaks. I hope it does while I'm here and are is my computer.

Twirple

TallaB said:

Am I the only person working until my baby falls outta me?? I want mat leave! Damn you, crappy American maternity leave!

Add me to the list of ladies who are working until the bitter end.  It stinks!  This is the time of year when things are starting to pick up because we do most of our field work in the summer.  I work in contracts, and we're starting to do proposals for the subcontractors that will be going into the field with our crews.  Unfortunately, my boss is reluctant to give me any of these new projects to work on, for fear I'll go into labor and no one will know what I'm doing.  Means I spend most of my days twiddling my thumbs.  I could be home nesting and napping!

Done venting...for now.

Sisimama10

Oh good lord. SO told DD about April fools day. She has played "jokes" all day. The delivery is very off though. She screams, "April fools!" first and then just lies about something.

Emily041285

@TallaB‌ I'm working up until the end too! I had originally scheduled this week to be pretty quiet and all this crap popped up.

I already told DH if we have a round 2 I'm taking a week before my edd off. And I'm pissed at myself for not coming up with this idea before.

isamaraguirre

Headed to L&D. Wish me luck!

michaelad3

@TallaB‌ you're not alone. I'm working until d day as well. Mostly because I really would rather have more time off after baby than use it up before

kseccomb17

I miss you guys ( i feel like I have nothing to offer or include myself in anymore. *pity party* over.

chichi589

Good luck @isamaraguirre !!

Bees Everywhere

Hugs @cgoldian

isamaraguirre !!

OMG, I feel like if I squat and push, babygirl will come out.  So much pressure so low, so many braxton hicks and cramping and baby head digging into my cervix.  I hope it at least means progress is happening, I'll be pissed if after all that I'm still all closed up. 

pineconey

KendraColeslaw said:

The document scanner at work is scanning everything crooked. It made me grumpy so I dug in my purse for amazing Easter chocolate. BUT IT MELTED. Done with today.

Rub the chocolate on the documents and leave them on your boss' desk with a note that says "I quit"

snmetz7

TallaB said:

Am I the only person working until my baby falls outta me?? I want mat leave! Damn you, crappy American maternity leave!

I am taking off starting next monday (edd 4/9 induction 4/10) so basically until she falls out.

rockstarlaw

michaelad3 said:

@TallaB‌ you're not alone. I'm working until d day as well. Mostly because I really would rather have more time off after baby than use it up before

This.

Sisimama10

I'm scheduled up until the day I'm due as well.

TallaB

rockstarlaw said:

michaelad3 said:

@TallaB‌ you're not alone. I'm working until d day as well. Mostly because I really would rather have more time off after baby than use it up before

This.

Oh, I completely agree! Thats exactly why im working. But, I still think its stupid!

Sisimama10

So much pain in my pelvis and hips. Got to leave work early. Tylenol and nap are up next.

baileymama3

Working til the baby comes....I don't overly mind though.....keeps me busy and I feel good enough that I would rather have that time saved for the baby and the beautiful weather to come!

Of course I say this at 36 weeks.....at 38w I may be reconsidering

Ashleypixie

I'm not sure if I'm just being bitchy, but my nine year old daughters friends are driving me INSANE. Obviously they don't have phones, so they text me every single day asking if she can play. Or just to talk. And it's always over FaceTime. Seriously, it's not even cute. One of them even friend requested me on Facebook. Hell no!!! How are these girls moms ok with this?

avidkeo

mamrotu73 said:

mamrotu73 said:

PAS: Mean Girls is now available for streaming on Netflix.

Oh, also Rhys Darby (Murray from Flight of the Conchords) has a netflix series coming out on the 3rd: Short Poppies. 

Omg how did I not know about this until now!! Love Rhys! Hes touring here atm and I can't go (

ETA just googled it, its already available in NZ!!!! Can't believe it! I know ehat im doing today! One I get out of bed... It's onlt 930am..

JessieAlbin

I think I spy a GBCB birth announcement. I thought we sucked, why does she want us to know?

Maybe I need to go watch Mean Girls on Netflix since I haven't seen it and it will all become clear.