OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.
Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X
His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY
OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.
Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X
His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY
I'm also impressed (jealous) at your ambition to fuck hard at this point.
OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.
Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY
OMG hilarious and mortifying! Quick, blame it on April Fools Day then promptly change his name in your contacts to "dog walker".
MC #1 January 2013 DS born 4/06/14 MC #2 August 2015 CP November 2015 MC#3 January 2016 BFP 5/11/16 EDD 1/19/17
OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.
Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X
His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY
OMG hahahahaa i can't stop laughing that;s awesome
June Siggy Challenge My little Princess BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.
Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X
His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY
Dani, I have no words. I'm so sorry, but. . . dying!
Whatever you do, I would do it quick. Before he shows up at your front door in his sexy dog walking clothes and things get all sorts of out of control.
So, for those who read my little text conversation the other night with my SIL... I've started having the weird fucking dreams she mentioned, lol.
Night before last I had a dream that the ceiling and walls in our bedroom were covered in some sort of war mural painting of a battle in progress, complete with explosions, blood and gore, and all. I was paranoid that it was going to come to life and come after LO and I, so I was frantically trying to find enough paint to paint over it all in hopes that would keep it sealed away. O.o
Last night, Damon from The Vampire Diaries was being sweet and flirty, and sexy. Wish I hadn't woken up quite so early from that one, lmao. XD
A14 Siggy Challenge (November): Favorite Fall Smell
I just want to say that I know I hardly ever post and I'm not a RTTer, but I do try to read most of it and keep up with you ladies. You guys are the best entertainment and my thoughts and prayers are with you all when you need them.
Plus, you all help my sanity knowing that I'm not a bad mom, because some days I want to run away and hide from my 2 year old.
Going today to target to buy all the baby things DH thinks aren't "a requirement". Hooded towels and car seat canopy here I come! :>
Also after almost breaking down in tears yesterday that I had made no more progress than last week and my dr saying it was probably because the contractions have gotten less they are back! Never thought I'd be excited for contractions!
OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.
Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X
His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY
I once accidentally sent a picture of my cleavage to my brother when it was intended for the guy who was my boyfriend at the time. Both B names, so they were next to each other in my contacts list. It wasn't R-rated or anything, but still enough to be humiliating. Thank god the number I picked was his pager (so it didn't receive the picture)! Of course I only discovered that convenient fact after I had already "OMG"ed and told the story to my mom, who then shared it with the family. Epic double fail!
Happy April!
Now ill bitch. SO is in a crazy productive mood (which is normal, but I hate it). So ive been tcked thats hes basically been nagging me since 8 am. And all I want to do is watch Netflix. And evict this baby. He finally went downstairs, but now I'm pissed he isn't spending time with me and that his music is loud and that he isn't consulting me on anything he is doing with the basement. There is no pleasing me, I am a rage machine right now. Am I in labor?
Why do my boobs look so good? Then I peed on a stick...
Whatever you do, I would do it quick. Before he shows up at your front door in his sexy dog walking clothes and things get all sorts of out of control.
I'm imagining the shortest 1980s man shorts.
PAL Sep challenge George Takei
Started dating in 5/9/05, Married 6/25/11
Started TTC Feb 2013, BFP #1 3/4/13 EDD 11/10/13. MMC 4/9/13 D&C 4/22/13.
BFP #2 7/17/13, EDD 3/29/14 ended in a CP on 7/22/13.
BFP#3 8/19/13 EDD 5/3/14 Nerdling was born 4/29/14, welcome little one!
Whatever you do, I would do it quick. Before he shows up at your front door in his sexy dog walking clothes and things get all sorts of out of control.
(I dont know why i cant put pics in or do colors or edit anything on my ipad. It would be so much better if i could just have the pic show up, not the link)
Two people on my FB have brand new baby pics to show off their non-joke April Fool babies... My turn? I don't even care that my doc is out of town this week and I would get one of the other two in the practice. Gimme my baby!
I'm really thankful that pregnancy has removed the "I threw that up once so I can never eat it again" filter from my head. Otherwise I would find it very difficult to feed myself these days.
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
Okay I changed his name in my phone and explained myself. Luckily he knows my husband and we're kind of friends/acquaintances...that was awful.
Yes, that heart dropping into your stomach feeling post send button. I once sent an ichat message talking shit about my boss to my boss. I thought I might throw up, but then I looked over my shoulder and she was away from her desk. So I casually walked by her desk whistling and closed out the window as fast as possible then returned to my desk and wiped the sweat off my brow.
Okay I changed his name in my phone and explained myself. Luckily he knows my husband and we're kind of friends/acquaintances...that was awful.
Yes, that heart dropping into your stomach feeling post send button. I once sent an ichat message talking shit about my boss to my boss. I thought I might throw up, but then I looked over my shoulder and she was away from her desk. So I casually walked by her desk whistling and closed out the window as fast as possible then returned to my desk and wiped the sweat off my brow.
Yeah, I've been on the boss end of that deal. I guess I'm kind of a bitch?
Okay I changed his name in my phone and explained myself. Luckily he knows my husband and we're kind of friends/acquaintances...that was awful.
Yes, that heart dropping into your stomach feeling post send button. I once sent an ichat message talking shit about my boss to my boss. I thought I might throw up, but then I looked over my shoulder and she was away from her desk. So I casually walked by her desk whistling and closed out the window as fast as possible then returned to my desk and wiped the sweat off my brow.
WOW super lucky!
Yeah. You know how on your computer they have those annoying pop ups "are you sure you want to... And then a check box: don't ask me this question again" They need to have an app that asks you for confirmation with message/sender review before you text. Maybe you can set it to alert to certain keywords so it doesn't do it with every mundane text, which would be a hassle. Probably already exists.
Two people on my FB have brand new baby pics to show off their non-joke April Fool babies... My turn? I don't even care that my doc is out of town this week and I would get one of the other two in the practice. Gimme my baby!
Yeah, after 5 hours of misery last night I was SURE it was time. Nope. Mine is apparently staying put. *grumbles*
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
OMFG I just texted my dog walker 'I'm going to fuck you so hard when you get home tonight' instead of my husband because they have the same name and I'd just texted him yesterday about boarding our dog when I go into labour.
Nooooooooo OMG I'm mortified X_X
His last name is in my phone but it doesn't come up in text! WHYYY
I am dying for you right now. and cant stop laughing (and trying to pretend that I am not). HOW MORTFIYING!
May the Fourth Be With You: Our 5-4-14 Baby: Andrew Joseph
Also managed to cut myself while shaving my cooter. Not that I could see it. So then I got all panicky that I was bleeding for reals and maybe these cramps were bad.
April Fools on myself.
Extra lame.
This baby needs to keep baking. We have too much shit to do around here.
I'm with you on having too much shit to do to have the baby yet.
Going in for my final wax this week. I'm glad that my waxer is so awesome and has kids, so I don't feel weird being all, "I apologize for the abundance of discharge that may suddenly ooze out. It's just part of my mucous plug" I plan on tipping extra.
How do I get in the secret FB group? And do any of you Instagram? I want adorable RTT babies all over my newsfeed every morning! Mine is girlschroeder if anybody wants to follow.
Re: Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )
DS born 4/06/14
MC #2 August 2015
CP November 2015
MC#3 January 2016
BFP 5/11/16 EDD 1/19/17
DS born 4/06/14
MC #2 August 2015
CP November 2015
MC#3 January 2016
BFP 5/11/16 EDD 1/19/17
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
A14 Siggy Challenge (November): Favorite Fall Smell
Plus, you all help my sanity knowing that I'm not a bad mom, because some days I want to run away and hide from my 2 year old.
April '14 Siggy Challenge:
Also after almost breaking down in tears yesterday that I had made no more progress than last week and my dr saying it was probably because the contractions have gotten less they are back! Never thought I'd be excited for contractions!
Then I peed on a stick...
A14 Siggy Challenge (November): Favorite Fall Smell
OH. dur.
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
Yeah. You know how on your computer they have those annoying pop ups "are you sure you want to... And then a check box: don't ask me this question again" They need to have an app that asks you for confirmation with message/sender review before you text. Maybe you can set it to alert to certain keywords so it doesn't do it with every mundane text, which would be a hassle. Probably already exists.
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."