Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

sking72 · March 2014

Every time I read the title "bumper or no bumper" I read it as "bumper to bumper" and every.single.time. I think "man living in a city with so much traffic in the winter must suck." Then I realize I can't read.

Tferr02 · March 2014

How is it March already? I am having a baby this month!! I am so not ready. Instead of packing my hospital bag or cleaning my house, I think I'm going to go to the circus today. Denial is nice

thomas930 · March 2014

March!?

That means that I'm having a baby next month and DS turns 2 this month!!

I'll all like

RocksInTheWater · March 2014

sking72 said:
Every time I read the title "bumper or no bumper" I read it as "bumper to bumper" and every.single.time. I think "man living in a city with so much traffic in the winter must suck." Then I realize I can't read.

Every time I see your screen name my brain says "skiing" instead of s king.

thomas930 · March 2014

hvmom2b said:

@katieharpiceland I don't think you're being irrational at all! If you can't pronounce it don't use it! DH suggested a name that I had to ask him how to spell it so I immediately vetoed it! We still haven't decided on a name. Good luck!

Yeah, if I couldn't spell or pronounce it easily I wouldn't use it either.

MegJ17 · March 2014

I'm down to single digit DAyS!!!! I can't believe I'll have TWO babies in 9 days! So not ready!

sking72 · March 2014

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LoriMc12 said:

sking72 said:
Every time I read the title "bumper or no bumper" I read it as "bumper to bumper" and every.single.time. I think "man living in a city with so much traffic in the winter must suck." Then I realize I can't read.
Every time I see your screen name my brain says "skiing" instead of s king.

I always almost use "Shan king" but then I realize that's "shanking" and I don't want people to think I'm an ex con that stabs people with sharpened toothbrushes.

Tferr02 · March 2014

So we have a list of errands to run before DS nap time so my DH texts me get ready while I shower so we can leave right after. As a SAHM, I would like to go the bathroom by myself one morning and get ready in peace, but whatever. I walk into our bathroom to grab something and my DH is soaking in the bath tub. SERIOUSLY?!?...and he doesn't understand my annoyance.

RocksInTheWater · March 2014

ImnAtari said:
this totally just happened...

noticed suspicious looking red finger print on my laptop screen... "OMG WHEN DID I BLEED ON MY COMPUTER?!"

further investigation shows it's tomato sauce from my meatball sub last night.

Carry on.

Lol. And my keyboard is greasy from the fried chicken I ate last night!

RocksInTheWater · March 2014

On my way in for my massage soon and am seriously wondering if I can make it an entire hour without peeing??

Bluebird2318 · March 2014

jellysparkles said:

Changed my avatar... mwahahaha.

Wait for it... wait for iiiit....

snmetz7 · March 2014

Boo I'm at work... On a saturday

Ashleypixie · March 2014

I just want to stop puking

Ashleypixie · March 2014

You know what I can't stand about motherhood? Social groups. It seemed like a great way to connect with other moms and make new friends, but now it's just a bunch of catty, cliquey, pain in the ass obligations I cannot keep up with nor want to take any part in. I'm not a "club" type of person. I don't like "club" type of people. Maybe I'm cranky because I'm sick, but why is this a thing now?

Mamamonzo · March 2014

I feel drunk and hungover all at the same time.

eireyes · March 2014

kcp913 said:

Eireyes said:

@kcp913 glad your LO decided to stay put! Even though having practice runs at labor buddying is fun (and mildly panic inducing) let's bake these babies a while longer.

@Eireyes, LO and I had a talk last night when we got home. Hopefully she isn't trying out her teen years already and will do as I asked and stay put. In other news, I must be the worst pregnant woman ever, because other than some tightening in my stomach and back pain, I felt fine and had no idea I was having contractions at all, let alone 2-3 minutes apart.

Naah, definitely not the worst pregnant woman ever - you're way ahead of all those "I didn't know I was pregnant" women. Plus, you still noticed the contracting - I had a coworker that didn't realize she was in labor until she practically was pushing the baby out - in her kitchen might I add... We all tried to tell her that she was probably in labor and should get checked because she'd felt crappy and nauseous for a day before!

eireyes · March 2014

BABY SHOWER DAY! I'm psyched to hang out with all my HS girlfriends and friends from back home! Peace out until tonight ya'll

baileymama3 · March 2014

@BiggerInRealLife Love love love!!!! Such a cute idea!!
@Thomas so glad you are ok!! Scary!

Had awesome Indian food last night. Then 2 hours later was regretting it... Ugh thank goodness for Zantac 150. I think that would've been a 10 on the coming back up scale! Before pregnancy I didn't understand indigestion and nausea went hand in hand. It's a cruel game.

baileymama3 · March 2014

MegJ17 said:

KatieGummow said:

kseccomb17 said:

Fuck my genetics and all the stretch marks.

Ugh I'm know. My mom nor my sister got them, but these boys are marking their territory. It's pretty disgusting how purple my stomach is. Talk about badge of honor.

I know! The NST nurse commented on them the other day (she wasn't rude and I was not at all offended). They have almost reached my boobs.

I really don't understand how some of us get ripped to shreds and others remain 100% unscathed. Is skin that different?!

Ashleypixie · March 2014

AprilMay9 said:

@ashleypixie to you mean internet or irl? Confused.

I guess real life. This isn't even something I've heard of online, because why would you be a part of a group just to branch off into little private groups? In real life it seems there's a group for everything! I'm sure I can find a "Tues night mommy wine, leftover lasagne and painkiller group" that's got a waiting list. It seems like there's more inclusivity in being alone and part of nothing. And I just don't think it's going to be good for the bump.

janice9821 · March 2014

DH made scrambled eggs with cheese, sausage, onions and peppers AND waffles with strawberries and whipped cream for breakfast. Without being asked. I'm both insanely happy and a little suspicious.

fourthnlast · March 2014

The snoogle was removed from the bed this morning, DH is happy...I am sore and moody. Dammit. I really wanted to, but my body was not cooperating.

fourthnlast · March 2014

cgoldian said:

Why did I think it would be a good idea to open the fur baby thread? Too soon! Almost made it 24 hrs without ugly crying. I miss my girl.

*Hugs*

fourthnlast · March 2014

thomas930 said:

So had a pretty scary experience tonight. We went out like we do most friday nights nothing too exciting, started feeling a little off and decided to just head home. I usually drive and even though wasn't feeling great I still drove home. Well, I guess my BP bottomed out and I almost passed out while driving down the interstate. Luckily I was able to pull over before anything happened.

Put a call into my midwife and talked to her about what happened. My BP usually runs low so she thinks that it dropped causing the near passing out. Baby boy is still moving around and by then I was feeling better, so she just wants me to take it easy this weekend and I'm not allowed to drive until at least monday (as long as it doesn't happen again). But if it happens again I'll have to go in for monitoring.

Yikes! I'm glad you were able to pull over before anything happened. I hope you are able to rest this weekend. *Hugs*

J&NL · March 2014

One thing I learned from being young (21) and being pregnant with DD is you definitely find out who your true friends are. I pretty much only had one friend after I got pregnant because I could no longer do the "fun" stuff like partying. However, if I had to choose I would much rather have one good friend than a bunch of "friends" and I have yet to find someone like that here in TN so I'm a hermit. I don't really have interest in hanging out with people unless I truly enjoy their company. So far.. Meh.

And on the mom social groups... No thanks. TB is good enough for me.

JessieAlbin · March 2014

kcp913 said:

Eireyes said:

@kcp913 glad your LO decided to stay put! Even though having practice runs at labor buddying is fun (and mildly panic inducing) let's bake these babies a while longer.

@Eireyes, LO and I had a talk last night when we got home. Hopefully she isn't trying out her teen years already and will do as I asked and stay put.

In other news, I must be the worst pregnant woman ever, because other than some tightening in my stomach and back pain, I felt fine and had no idea I was having contractions at all, let alone 2-3 minutes apart.

Maybe that just means you will have a relatively easy labor! Glad you're home and all is well.

danamarie421 · March 2014

It's not even noon and DH and I just got into a huge fight over really stupid shit. Now I'm sitting in the bathroom crying like big hormonal mess. Great f-ing start to the day.

Stace0616 · March 2014

AW: I get to spend the day with these little munchkins! A14, meet my twin nephew and niece who turn 1 next month. Those faces totally make barely sleeping last night worth it! Ever since I got to their house, James has been kicking like crazy--it's like he's ready to get out and join the party with his cousins

It's going to be so awesome having these kids a year apart. I see lots of fun family vacations, joint bday celebrations and reunions in their future!

fourthnlast · March 2014

kseccomb17 said:

My house is not ready for this baby! His whole room is scattered around my dining room. I feel like as soon as we get it set up, my water will break or something. Ahhhhh

Ummm yes. Our new room is still half without a ceiling and the DH is working on it, meanwhile all of the baby stuff is taking up residence in our front room. I should be embarrassed that her dresser is in that room also, since it's the only free space we have, but I have no more fucks to give. At least all the clothes will be in the dresser today and all of the bags and boxes can leave this room.

fourthnlast · March 2014

MrsStanton87 said:

fourthnlast said:

The snoogle was removed from the bed this morning, DH is happy...I am sore and moody. Dammit. I really wanted to, but my body was not cooperating.

Yep, I stopped using the snoogle about a month ago. I was so sore from not being able to move. I've been sleeping so much better without it!

It was only removed for sexy time

KatieGummow · March 2014

@biggerinreallife, your gift for DH is amazeballs. So cute and Martha Stewart like! You are one sexy wife.

katieharpiceland · March 2014

I went out to lunch and started to panic. There was a family eating with a 3 year old boy. He was screaming like crazy. I was like "oh no!! I'll never be able to handle that."

Then, the screaming boy started throwing knives and forks across the room, threw his food on the ground, got spanked, and then called his father "hommi" (which is a fag in Icelandic.)

I breathed a little easier. This child was not going through a stage. Just really crappy parents. Who then, after they said they weren't getting ice cream anymore, the father threw a temper tantrum saying how bad he wanted ice cream, the kid joined in, and so mom agreed.

Yup. A little less worried.

ETA: spelling

pineconey · March 2014

New record: lost 4 lbs from last night to this morning. I told DH and he said, "that's almost a baby." Yes, an excrement baby.

Ashleypixie · March 2014

J&NL said:

One thing I learned from being young (21) and being pregnant with DD is you definitely find out who your true friends are. I pretty much only had one friend after I got pregnant because I could no longer do the "fun" stuff like partying. However, if I had to choose I would much rather have one good friend than a bunch of "friends" and I have yet to find someone like that here in TN so I'm a hermit. I don't really have interest in hanging out with people unless I truly enjoy their company. So far.. Meh. And on the mom social groups... No thanks. TB is good enough for me.

((Hugs)) I was 21 and pregnant too. It's true that you really do learn who your real friends are. Hang in there, by the time you can go out and party again, those things just seem so lame and ridiculous. A few weekends may have been bummy, but in all twelve years later I can not think of a single thing I'm sad about missing!

KatieGummow · March 2014

pineconey said:

New record: lost 4 lbs from last night to this morning. I told DH and he said, "that's almost a baby." Yes, an excrement baby.

Haha haha, congrats girl!

KatieGummow · March 2014

I just wanted to show everyone how happy my dog was to meet his cousin (my brother & his fiance got a dog when they were here to bring back to Alaska). He is one happy flea bag. This was right before he ripped off my neighbor's face.

Ashleypixie · March 2014

danamarie421 said:

It's not even noon and DH and I just got into a huge fight over really stupid shit. Now I'm sitting in the bathroom crying like big hormonal mess. Great f-ing start to the day.

((Huggers))

KatieGummow · March 2014

Ashleypixie said:

danamarie421 said:

It's not even noon and DH and I just got into a huge fight over really stupid shit. Now I'm sitting in the bathroom crying like big hormonal mess. Great f-ing start to the day.

((Huggers))

X2

mrscrcalli · March 2014

DH and DSS making banana pancakes :x Happy Saturday!

Mamamonzo · March 2014

Katie what breeds are they? So cute!!!

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