So I found 2 boxes of condoms in my dad's room. Thing is he's 66 years old and him and my mom don't have sex. Even if they did he wouldn't need to wear a condom. Should I call him out on this? What say you wise ladies (and gentleman) of Parenting?
There are things you just don't want to know about your parents. Like finding out your step dad takes viagra or the "toy" drawer. What my Dad did with his penis would also be one of those things. Ew...
You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.
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How do you know he doesn't have sex with your mom?
If he's 66 and uses condoms, good for him, it's always good to practice safe sex.
Why are you snooping in your elderly father's room?
No, don't confront him about condoms.
This.
FWIW I know a 60 year old-ish woman who gave her husband permission to get a 'mistress' because she was tired of him poking her. It could be totally above board.
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Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe they were making balloon animals?
This is unlikely. I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes. Boring. It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time.
You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.
I guess if you do have to say something, this seems like the most logical route.
He won't get offended or anything because hey! brownies!
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Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe they were making balloon animals?
This is unlikely. I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes. Boring. It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time.
Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.
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Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe they were making balloon animals?
This is unlikely. I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes. Boring. It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time.
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe they were making balloon animals?
This is unlikely. I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes. Boring. It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time.
Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.
Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.
Ooooo, I hadn't gotten that far. I know what I'm doing tonight.
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She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."
OMG I had already forgotten this.
OP... I'm sending a hesitant elaboration request on WTF you were doing all up in your Dad's Unmentionable Drawers?
Ooooh, that was her? You guys have better memories than I. I should really invest in a post-it.
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Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!
weird, weird, weird!
She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."
Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!
weird, weird, weird!
She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."
She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."
OMG I had already forgotten this.
OP... I'm sending a hesitant elaboration request on WTF you were doing all up in your Dad's Unmentionable Drawers?
I am dying to know how she knows her parents aren't having sex and why she snooped. And why she'd jump to confronting him rather than being embarrassed.
Wait, are you my college roomie who thought that her parents couldn't be having sex bc her mom got a hysterectomy?
Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe they were making balloon animals?
This is unlikely. I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes. Boring. It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time.
Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.
Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.
Ooooo, I hadn't gotten that far. I know what I'm doing tonight.
Who knew condoms were so versatile? I'd recommend making the balloon animals before they are used unless you want your little puppy to like it it just swallowed snot.
Re: Should I call my dad out on this?
No. It is NOYB to be honest.
And ew.
How do you know they don't have sex?
+2
all of this, also, why are you snooping in your dad's stuff? weird.
WOW, no I wouldn't be able to conjur up the nerve for this convo. YUCK!!
Also, how do you know what your parent's sex life is like?
Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!
weird, weird, weird!
You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.
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/dead
I love when you pop in for a classic one-liner.
This.
FWIW I know a 60 year old-ish woman who gave her husband permission to get a 'mistress' because she was tired of him poking her. It could be totally above board.
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He won't get offended or anything because hey! brownies!
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I'd lean more towards anus.
ILY
And I've missed you this week.
Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.
True story.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Ooooh, that was her? You guys have better memories than I. I should really invest in a post-it.
oh, gawd. I must have missed that gem.
dup
All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use.
I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/70075031/ShowThread.aspx
Nope. Nothing good can come of this.
"Oh yeah, your mom doesn't want sex anymore, so she gave me permission to have "friends" from the bingo league over..."
Do you *really* want to know about your parents sex life?
I am dying to know how she knows her parents aren't having sex and why she snooped. And why she'd jump to confronting him rather than being embarrassed.
Wait, are you my college roomie who thought that her parents couldn't be having sex bc her mom got a hysterectomy?