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Should I call my dad out on this?

So I found 2 boxes of condoms in my dad's room. Thing is he's 66 years old and him and my mom don't have sex. Even if they did he wouldn't need to wear a condom. Should I call him out on this? What say you wise ladies (and gentleman) of Parenting?
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Re: Should I call my dad out on this?

  • No. It is NOYB to be honest. 

    And ew.  

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  • I wouldn't. He and your mom don't have sex, so it's not like she'll catch something. And maybe she knows.

    How do you know they don't have sex?


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  • What exactly would you say if you call him on the condoms?


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    No. It is NOYB to be honest. 

    And ew.  

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  • Why were you rummaging around in your dad's room?  Also, it's entirely possible that they actually do have sex.
     
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  • There are things you just don't want to know about your parents. Like finding out your step dad takes viagra or the "toy" drawer. What my Dad did with his penis would also be one of those things. Ew...
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  • What? No. No. No.
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  • image RockyTopVols:

    No. It is NOYB to be honest. 

    And ew.  

    all of this, also, why are you snooping in your dad's stuff? weird.

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  • WOW, no I wouldn't be able to conjur up the nerve for this convo.  YUCK!!

    Also, how do you know what your parent's sex life is like?

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  • Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
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  • Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

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  • You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?

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  • image CinemaGoddess:

    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

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  • image LoisLane23:

    How do you know he doesn't have sex with your mom?

    If he's 66 and uses condoms, good for him, it's always good to practice safe sex.

    Why are you snooping in your elderly father's room?

    No, don't confront him about condoms.

    This.

    FWIW I know a 60 year old-ish woman who gave her husband permission to get a 'mistress' because she was tired of him poking her. It could be totally above board.

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  • image CoffeeBeen:
    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 
     
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  • What goes on in the sex life of a married couple is their business alone.  End of story.

     

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  • image CinemaGoddess:

    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

    ::falls off chair::

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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

    She would be the best daughter EVAR!!
     
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  • image HilarityEnsued:
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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

    I guess if you do have to say something, this seems like the most logical route.

    He won't get offended or anything because hey! brownies!

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    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    Amos?

    I'd lean more towards anus.

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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

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  • Maybe he uses them on himself, so that when he is finished it isn't all messy.

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    image CoffeeBeen:
    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

    Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.  Sad 
     
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    Are we being punked again?
    I really really think that she's just this way. 
     
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  • image sofamonkey:
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    Are we being punked again?
    I really really think that she's just this way. 

    True story.

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.



  • image sofamonkey:
    image CoffeeBeen:

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

    Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.  Sad 
    Ooooo, I hadn't gotten that far.  I know what I'm doing tonight.
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    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    OMG I had already forgotten this.

    OP... I'm sending a hesitant elaboration request on WTF you were doing all up in your Dad's Unmentionable Drawers?


    Ooooh, that was her?  You guys have better memories than I.  I should really invest in a post-it.
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  • image Spooko:
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    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    oh, gawd. I must have missed that gem.

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  • All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use. 

    I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!

     
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  • image Karschingham:
    image Spooko:
    image Karschingham:

    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    oh, gawd. I must have missed that gem.

    http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/70075031/ShowThread.aspx

     

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  • Nope. Nothing good can come of this.

    "Oh yeah, your mom doesn't want sex anymore, so she gave me permission to have "friends" from the bingo league over..."

    Do you *really* want to know about your parents sex life?

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    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."



    OMG I had already forgotten this.


    OP... I'm sending a hesitant elaboration request on WTF you were doing all up in your Dad's Unmentionable Drawers?



    I am dying to know how she knows her parents aren't having sex and why she snooped. And why she'd jump to confronting him rather than being embarrassed.

    Wait, are you my college roomie who thought that her parents couldn't be having sex bc her mom got a hysterectomy?


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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

    Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.  Sad 
    Ooooo, I hadn't gotten that far.  I know what I'm doing tonight.
    Who knew condoms were so versatile? I'd recommend making the balloon animals before they are used unless you want your little puppy to like it it just swallowed snot.
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  • Yes, then report back here and tell us word for word how the conversation went.
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  • image LoisLane23:
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    All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use. 

    I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!

    Oh good, someone else has had that conversation besides me. 6 pills for $125 bucks.

    Ah, for you & me then.

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  • WAIT. Why are we assuming the condoms are Dad's? Maybe mom is effing around and doesn't want the clap.


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