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Should I call my dad out on this?

MamatoA2010MamatoA2010 member
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So I found 2 boxes of condoms in my dad's room. Thing is he's 66 years old and him and my mom don't have sex. Even if they did he wouldn't need to wear a condom. Should I call him out on this? What say you wise ladies (and gentleman) of Parenting?
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    RockyTopVolsRockyTopVols member

    No. It is NOYB to be honest. 

    And ew.  

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    RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    I wouldn't. He and your mom don't have sex, so it's not like she'll catch something. And maybe she knows.

    How do you know they don't have sex?


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    shadypinesshadypines member
    What exactly would you say if you call him on the condoms?


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    shadypinesshadypines member
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    imageRockyTopVols:

    No. It is NOYB to be honest. 

    And ew.  

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
    Why were you rummaging around in your dad's room?  Also, it's entirely possible that they actually do have sex.
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    nanabanana06nanabanana06
    There are things you just don't want to know about your parents. Like finding out your step dad takes viagra or the "toy" drawer. What my Dad did with his penis would also be one of those things. Ew...
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    klondikebarklondikebar member
    What? No. No. No.
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    KarschinghamKarschingham member
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    No. It is NOYB to be honest. 

    And ew.  

    all of this, also, why are you snooping in your dad's stuff? weird.

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    ktshoffktshoff member

    WOW, no I wouldn't be able to conjur up the nerve for this convo.  YUCK!!

    Also, how do you know what your parent's sex life is like?

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    CoffeeBeenCoffeeBeen
    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
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    KarschinghamKarschingham member

    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

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    CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member

    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?

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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

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    How do you know he doesn't have sex with your mom?

    If he's 66 and uses condoms, good for him, it's always good to practice safe sex.

    Why are you snooping in your elderly father's room?

    No, don't confront him about condoms.

    This.

    FWIW I know a 60 year old-ish woman who gave her husband permission to get a 'mistress' because she was tired of him poking her. It could be totally above board.

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 
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    What goes on in the sex life of a married couple is their business alone.  End of story.

     

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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

    She would be the best daughter EVAR!!
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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

    I guess if you do have to say something, this seems like the most logical route.

    He won't get offended or anything because hey! brownies!

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    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    Amos?

    I'd lean more towards anus.

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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

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    EVA116EVA116 member
    Maybe he uses them on himself, so that when he is finished it isn't all messy.

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

    Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.  Sad 
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    Are we being punked again?
    I really really think that she's just this way. 
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    CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member

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    Are we being punked again?
    I really really think that she's just this way. 

    True story.

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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

    Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.  Sad 
    Ooooo, I hadn't gotten that far.  I know what I'm doing tonight.
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    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    OMG I had already forgotten this.

    OP... I'm sending a hesitant elaboration request on WTF you were doing all up in your Dad's Unmentionable Drawers?


    Ooooh, that was her?  You guys have better memories than I.  I should really invest in a post-it.
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    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    oh, gawd. I must have missed that gem.

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    All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use. 

    I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!

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    imageKarschingham:
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    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    oh, gawd. I must have missed that gem.

    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/70075031/ShowThread.aspx

     

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    scoutkatescoutkate member
    lolwut
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    LuckyDadLuckyDad member

    Nope. Nothing good can come of this.

    "Oh yeah, your mom doesn't want sex anymore, so she gave me permission to have "friends" from the bingo league over..."

    Do you *really* want to know about your parents sex life?

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    RondackHikerRondackHiker member
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    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."



    OMG I had already forgotten this.


    OP... I'm sending a hesitant elaboration request on WTF you were doing all up in your Dad's Unmentionable Drawers?



    I am dying to know how she knows her parents aren't having sex and why she snooped. And why she'd jump to confronting him rather than being embarrassed.

    Wait, are you my college roomie who thought that her parents couldn't be having sex bc her mom got a hysterectomy?


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    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    This is unlikely.  I mean, all you could make with condoms are snakes.  Boring.  It's more likely that they are having water balloon fights, if they aren't having the old person sexy time. 

    Good point, I don't know what I was thinking.

    Klondike proved that I'm stoopid though.  Sad 
    Ooooo, I hadn't gotten that far.  I know what I'm doing tonight.
    Who knew condoms were so versatile? I'd recommend making the balloon animals before they are used unless you want your little puppy to like it it just swallowed snot.
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    MrsGoodkatMrsGoodkat member
    Yes, then report back here and tell us word for word how the conversation went.
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    All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use. 

    I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!

    Oh good, someone else has had that conversation besides me. 6 pills for $125 bucks.

    Ah, for you & me then.

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    RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    WAIT. Why are we assuming the condoms are Dad's? Maybe mom is effing around and doesn't want the clap.


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