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  • image KlondikeBar:
    image Karschingham:
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    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    oh, gawd. I must have missed that gem.

    http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/70075031/ShowThread.aspx

     

    That thread went from hilarious to debbie downer in no time flat.

    Sad panda. 

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  • image RondackHiker:
    WAIT. Why are we assuming the condoms are Dad's? Maybe mom is effing around and doesn't want the clap.

    Maybe the OP bought the condoms herself and forgot about them.

     

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  • Maybe he has them to pass out to people on the corner?
  • If he had them in such plain sight that you were able to find them, then chances are you mom knows about them too, so as everyone else has said, stay out of their/his business.
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  • image sofamonkey:

    All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use. 

    I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!

    Your parents over share too? You do NOT want to know what my dad told us onceIndifferentIck!.

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  • image scoutkate:
    lolwut

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  • Yes, call your dad out on that or better yet, tell your mom.

    The end results of either of those conversations would probably be worth it.

    WTF

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  • image CoffeeBeen:
    Don't jump to conclusions.  Maybe they were making balloon animals?
    lol
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  • image allierhiana1:

    The guy uses them when he whacks it to decrease sensation so he can do it for longer.  And its easy cleanup.

     

    Its easier to just use a tube sock and then throw it in the laundry hamper.

     

    My wife constantly asks me why an odd number of socks are in the laundry.

     

     

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  • image mom2pottamus:

    Yes, call your dad out on that or better yet, tell your mom.

    The end results of either of those conversations would probably be worth it.

    WTF

    hahaha

    This entire thread is killing me.

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  • image CTGirl30:
    image ashleysyn2:
    Please come back, OP.
    Beginning to suspect she just enjoys posting ridiculous crap and then sitting back to watch the page counts escalate...

    Her weekly WW/non-smoking updates weren't getting any traction, so I guess this is the logical next step. 

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  • image AshasaurusRex:
    image sofamonkey:

    All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use. 

    I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!

    Your parents over share too? You do NOT want to know what my dad told us onceIndifferentIck!.

    I know how DH was conceived. I started telling him once when he wouldn't shut up during a fight.  He blocked it out so I got to tell him again once. I bet he blocked that out too. It's like unlimited ammo.

     

    How in the eff can you find something in your dads room that  your mom wouldn't find herself. Why do you know how much sex they have?

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  • image RockyTopVols:
    image allierhiana1:

    The guy uses them when he whacks it to decrease sensation so he can do it for longer.  And its easy cleanup.

     

    Its easier to just use a tube sock and then throw it in the laundry hamper.

     

    My wife constantly asks me why an odd number of socks are in the laundry.

     

     

    DH finally confessed to this, I was wondering why there were always crunchy socks in the laundry LOL.

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  • image Hesterlicious:
    image AshasaurusRex:
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    All this post has done for me is make me want brownies, and remind me about my dad's over sharing after his prostate surgery & Cialis use. 

    I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK!

    Your parents over share too? You do NOT want to know what my dad told us onceIndifferentIck!.

    I know how DH was conceived. I started telling him once when he wouldn't shut up during a fight.  He blocked it out so I got to tell him again once. I bet he blocked that out too. It's like unlimited ammo.

     

    How in the eff can you find something in your dads room that  your mom wouldn't find herself. Why do you know how much sex they have?

    MIL told me two Christmases ago that DH's head was so large that her vagina was never the same after she gave birth to him.

    FIL chimed in with "No, it isn't."  and added a whistful sigh.

    I couldn't decide whether or not to vomit, laugh, or both. 

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  • image Hesterlicious:
    I know how DH was conceived. I started telling him once when he wouldn't shut up during a fight.  He blocked it out so I got to tell him again once. I bet he blocked that out too. It's like unlimited ammo.

     

    Ok, now you have to tell us. I'm trying to figure out what it could be. Because honestly, it wouldn't bother me if my mom told me "Your father and I split a six pack on Valentine's day and 9 months later, you were born". So it's gotta be juicier than that.

    Possibilities:

    DH's "Father" has low sperm count, so they called in another man to be the sperm donor?

    DH is a test tube baby?

    His mom was into orgies and isn't 100% sure who the daddy is? Or she was a groupie for some second tier rock band?

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  • image OkayKelci:
    I am the complete minority and I think you should call him out. However, I am a complete busy body and cannot mind my own business for some reason. I just think your mom has the right to know... although finding condoms in his room is not much of a case for an affair.
    Also do your parents sleep in separate rooms or something? You said "in my dad's room".


    She probably does know, if the condoms were that easy to find. And I am not convinced they aren't mom's.


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  • image CinemaGoddess:

    MIL told me two Christmases ago that DH's head was so large that her vagina was never the same after she gave birth to him.

    FIL chimed in with "No, it isn't."  and added a whistful sigh.

    I couldn't decide whether or not to vomit, laugh, or both. 

    OMFG you're killing me.

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  • image AshasaurusRex:
    image RockyTopVols:
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    The guy uses them when he whacks it to decrease sensation so he can do it for longer.  And its easy cleanup.

     

    Its easier to just use a tube sock and then throw it in the laundry hamper.

     My wife constantly asks me why an odd number of socks are in the laundry.

     

    DH finally confessed to this, I was wondering why there were always crunchy socks in the laundry LOL.

    This is so nasty. I fully plan to make sure there is a box of kleenex in DS's room at all times once he reaches a certain age.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • image Karschingham:

    image CinemaGoddess:

    MIL told me two Christmases ago that DH's head was so large that her vagina was never the same after she gave birth to him.

    FIL chimed in with "No, it isn't."  and added a whistful sigh.

    I couldn't decide whether or not to vomit, laugh, or both. 

    OMFG you're killing me.

    Right?  That story is fantastic.  Mostly because I wasn't there.  hahaha
     
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  • Maybe they were on sale at BJ's Wholesale Club? My Nana will buy anything at a bargain price...

    Or he thinks they are candy, and he is stuffing the grandkids stockings with them?

  • Is the dad's room at the OP's house or was the OP snooping in her parent's bedroom? 

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  • I threw up in my mouth thinking about parents having sex.
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  • image LuckyDad:
    image AshasaurusRex:
    image RockyTopVols:
    image allierhiana1:

    The guy uses them when he whacks it to decrease sensation so he can do it for longer.  And its easy cleanup.

     

    Its easier to just use a tube sock and then throw it in the laundry hamper.

     My wife constantly asks me why an odd number of socks are in the laundry.

     

    DH finally confessed to this, I was wondering why there were always crunchy socks in the laundry LOL.

    This is so nasty. I fully plan to make sure there is a box of kleenex in DS's room at all times once he reaches a certain age.

    At least he washes his hands and wipes after he uses the restroom though.

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  • image CinemaGoddess:
    image KlondikeBar:
    image Karschingham:
    image Spooko:
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    Between this, the fact that OP loves nickleback and her stupid conversation on tipping-she is officially on my post it!

    weird, weird, weird!

    She's been on my post it since the whole, "I'm a great friend since I made boxed brownies for my friend recovering from a masectomy. But Ghiradelli, though."

    oh, gawd. I must have missed that gem.

    http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/70075031/ShowThread.aspx

     

    That thread went from hilarious to debbie downer in no time flat.

    Sad panda. 

    Oh man I left too early. Leave it to OUgrad to make it all about herself.

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  • image LuckyDad:
    image Hesterlicious:
    I know how DH was conceived. I started telling him once when he wouldn't shut up during a fight.  He blocked it out so I got to tell him again once. I bet he blocked that out too. It's like unlimited ammo.

     

    Ok, now you have to tell us. I'm trying to figure out what it could be. Because honestly, it wouldn't bother me if my mom told me "Your father and I split a six pack on Valentine's day and 9 months later, you were born". So it's gotta be juicier than that.

    Possibilities:

    DH's "Father" has low sperm count, so they called in another man to be the sperm donor?

    DH is a test tube baby?

    His mom was into orgies and isn't 100% sure who the daddy is? Or she was a groupie for some second tier rock band?

    I wish it was this fun. It's just a brain bleach icky story.

    They went camping with FILs parents as newly weds and were on a pull out couch or someshiit.  They had to be very very gentle and very very quiet because lake cabins there didn't have solid walls, just dividing walls that don't hit the roof. Voila (WALLA!) DH was made.

    MIL told him once that there hadn't been much sexy fun after that fact. I know it was a 25 year dry streak. I seriously hope I never know if they gave it a shot after MIL lost weight. I blame this for why DH thinks a 25 day dry streak is fine, just fine.

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  • image LoveBeingAWife33008:
    I threw up in my mouth thinking about parents having sex.

    I heard my parents having sex a few times as a teenager. Luckily it was just the sound of a squeaking mattress.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • image ashleysyn2:
    The more I think about this, the more I want OP to call her dad out.

    OP:  Dad, why are there an open box of condoms in your room?

    Dad:  Why were you in my room?

    OP:  I will tell mom.

    Dad:  Why were you in my room?  It's my room.  It's private.  Why were you in there?

    OP:  No, really.  I'll tell mom.  Then I'll make her brownies and lament that I can't eat any because I'm on weight watchers.

    Dad:  Mom knows.  She uses them on me.  You've heard of "pegging?"

    OP:  :confused::

     

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  • Maybe your dad wanted to start his own condom blog? Or get creative on pinterest?
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  • ::looks up pegging::

    lawl

     
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  • image LoisLane23:

    My father said he used to be able to work my mom like a well oiled machine. Ick!

    Oh, and apparently my brother needs magnum size and those are a little tight too.

    Why do they tell us these things?!?!?!?!?!

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  • image ashleysyn2:

    image Hesterlicious:
    I know it was a 25 year dry streak.

    25 years??!?  WHY??

    I don't think he asked. Wink 

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  • image sofamonkey:

    ::looks up pegging::

    lawl

    ditto...lol wtaf.

    as long as she makes the ghiradelli he shouldn't be pissed she snooped though, and the recipe is totes easy peasy...win win!!!

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  • I heard my dad and his partner having sex. 

    That was awkward.  

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  • image CinemaGoddess:
    image LoisLane23:

    My father said he used to be able to work my mom like a well oiled machine. Ick!

    Oh, and apparently my brother needs magnum size and those are a little tight too.

    Why do they tell us these things?!?!?!?!?!

    They were passionately in love with each other. I think it's beautiful.

    Lois's brother needs to try Magnum XLs. I bought some on accident once thinking they were Magnums. My god, you could wrap those around a can of Coke!

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  • One of my sisters found my parents dildo variety pack. She showed it to most of our friends.
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  • image RockyTopVols:

    I heard my dad and his partner having sex. 

    That was awkward.  

    Hopefully they weren't talking dirty. I feel like that's where it gets reaaaally weird.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • This thread is doing things to my brain, bad things. 
    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • image LuckyDad:
    image CinemaGoddess:
    image LoisLane23:

    My father said he used to be able to work my mom like a well oiled machine. Ick!

    Oh, and apparently my brother needs magnum size and those are a little tight too.

    Why do they tell us these things?!?!?!?!?!

    They were passionately in love with each other. I think it's beautiful.

    Lois's brother needs to try Magnum XLs. I bought some on accident once thinking they were Magnums. My god, you could wrap those around a can of Coke!

    Ouch.

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  • image Hesterlicious:
    One of my sisters found my parents dildo variety pack. She showed it to most of our friends.

    I'm just trying to picture what would go into that variety pack. Would Costco stock it?

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  • image Hesterlicious:
    One of my sisters found my parents dildo variety pack. She showed it to most of our friends.
    I found a vibrator in my mom's night stand as a kid.  I showed it to my sister & cousins that were over.  In order to determine if it was one that was used or not, I *may* have suggested they smell it. 

    That's still a family joke.  Embarrassed

     
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