Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

chichi589

Had a nightmare last night I was pregnant and then I POAS at the obgyn today it was negative yay! I got my nexplanon no babies for 3 years. Then I held my friends 10 day old baby and immediately wanted another.
Mindfuck this parenting thing is. He's cute but I sure can't handle another a most of the time toddler with me and all the time infant is more then enough.

edoliesmom

@mamrotu73‌ If you figure out the mystery let us know!

kseccomb17

Well now that I've caught up on all the bullshit I don't feel any better. I do miss the normal rest of you though. Like hard. And I am treated on a weekly basis at a mental facility, and I've had a miscarriage. Nothing makes sense, and it's incredibly insensitive. You need help Poppy, take it from me. And don't ever ask about how to grieve over a lost child. That's not even a fucking question.

smushi

Compiling my roasty toasty gifs....  I'll have to make DH stop at the liquor store for me

RedDawnsRevenge

Took the girks to the fair! All by my onesies. They wouldn't let the baby ride the pony, so here's Mo. Also i am in the running for mom of the year award! I ran over Mo with the stroller. We had gotten a slice of pizza and were making our way over the the picnic benches. She then, took off the seat belt and slide out the bottom. And that's how I ran over her in front of everyone.

kseccomb17

Anywho, now DH just won two tickets to my favorite football team. Looks like our good karma is rolling around? Woooo!

edoliesmom

lia619 said:

I feel like I need Instagram. What is it? Just sharing pictures? I live under a rock.

Yep, just sharing pics!

kseccomb17

Thanks, Vinny

I am also bitter about Opie (I thought he was sooo hotttt), and heartbroken about Tara. I feel so badly for Abel and Thomas. Stupid Gemma. Also, come on, Juice.

deidremaria

kseccomb17 said:

Anywho, now DH just won two tickets to my favorite football team. Looks like our good karma is rolling around? Woooo!

We all told you it would.

ambarnett1

I wish I was witty. I'm not funny and if I try to be it comes off dumb. Womp!

I wish I had time for SOA. I have no idea what it's even about. Maybe that's my FFFC.

deidremaria

Tell me about this "bumpies you dislike" thread

edoliesmom

deidremaria said:

Tell me about this "bumpies you dislike" thread

It's the airing of the grievances thread.

And I would just like to say.... This is one of the best A14 days ever. I love all of y'all! :x

mrscrcalli

P is my favorite shopping/lunch buddy..

J&NL

I watched the new episode and it's CRAY! The ending...  :-&

deidremaria

edoliesmom said:

deidremaria said:

Tell me about this "bumpies you dislike" thread

It's the airing of the grievances thread.

And I would just like to say.... This is one of the best A14 days ever. I love all of y'all! :x

Link? Anyone?

edoliesmom

@deidremaria It's like the fourth thread on the page, but sure. haha

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12439146/fuck-it-the-grievance-airing-thread/p1

AcaAwkward

poru said:

celticlullaby said:

Oh god, @AcaAwkward‌. So gross! I'm so scared of potty training, I know my toddler will do the same thing. He fights pooping even now, in his diaper. We're at the stage where he sits on his Elmo potty before baths and we make his toys go potty, but he doesn't DO anything in the potty yet. Just sort of playing around and getting comfortable. I don't know which of us is more afraid to get serious about it!

#Diapers4life

At celtic (did I really just write that?) we did the potty before bath for 4 months.  It took a month and a half for him to actually start going.  And then one day last week he decided he was ready to go potty all the time (pee).  And pee training him has been (knock on wood) easy as hell.  And we have the #samekid so don't worry!


L has a little potty she's been playing in for months! Like maybe 6 months? But she never actually went on it until we put underpants on and sat on the big potty and busted out the M&Ms. We had to just dive right in. Pee was easy. Poop...I think we're a long way off.

RedDawnsRevenge

I have pavlov's baby. When i take her to change her diaper, when i take it off she pees, every time. Ive tried varying the length of time before I take the diaper off to see if it made a difference, but no. I might just be crazy. I think I might do EC with this child.

Edit: arm flail typos

Bluebird2318

My DD just came up to me and hugged my leg saying "I YUG YOU!" which is some weird mix of "hug" and "I love you." 

This is why you have babies. :x

Or maybe she was just being smart because she knows I spent the past 15 minutes scrubbing pen marks off the walls.

J&NL

purespark said:

J&NL said:

I watched the new episode and it's CRAY! The ending...  :-&

Uh oh.  So I should steel myself for some horror?  I'm actually glad of the warning.

It's a bit gruesome. 

RedDawnsRevenge

KendraColeslaw said:

Vinny424 said:

If you have an iPhone, check your music. Stupid fucking iTunes downloaded the U2 album to your phone.

Wow, yep. Why??

Is this why my phone battery died while I was at the fair?

Roufi

@mamrotu73 could your DH have ordered it early for your birthday not intending for you to be the one who received it?

mrscrcalli

Anyone seen that South Park about the Apple terms and agreements.. Kills me! )

janellemj928

Vinny424 said:

No idea why but it's messed up if that happened over my data or some bullshit.

Strange...my phone didn't download, but it's in my cloud to download if I want. Wth?

Ashleypixie

Vinny424 said:

If you have an iPhone, check your music. Stupid fucking iTunes downloaded the U2 album to your phone.

Holy shit. True story.

RedDawnsRevenge

@Vinny424‌ how you figure that out. It's never done that before @poru‌, why now?

J&NL

I noticed today when some random song began playing on my phone this morning. 

mrscrcalli

Sweet sweet Friday!

RedDawnsRevenge

@mamrotu73‌ were you hinting at something earlier with that fake FB SE Asian Vacation? I suddenly had an OMG moment, and I'm not sure if I should be having one?

RedDawnsRevenge

mamrotu73 said:

RedDawnsRevenge said:

@mamrotu73‌ were you hinting at something earlier with that fake FB SE Asian Vacation? I suddenly had an OMG moment, and I'm not sure if I should be having one?

No hinting. The article just came up on my FB feed right after poppygate so I thought you would all find it a good read.

What was the OMG?

I was all: OMG she thinks poppy faked the vacation too?!?!

AcaAwkward

I have dinner reservations with girl friends at 8. I am still in running tights with no makeup in. DD, who usually goes to bed with zero issues, screamed for me to sing her one more song about a thousand times. DS is Stage 5 clinging to my boob.

THE CHILDREN! THEY KNOW!

eireyes

My crazy child managed to spit up right after his bath. What makes this so noteworthy? He shot all the spit up out his nose... 

Edit: Of course I took a photo before cleaning him up, but it won't upload :-(

mrscrcalli

dani+california said:

macgrs said:

You guys, MIL just gave us the best thing ever. It's a sleeper but instead of eight gajillion snaps it has MAGNETS. Genius!!

Amazing! Now you can sweep your baby behind he couch and pick up all that loose change!

WTAF.. your mind.. I dig it. ;;)

mrscrcalli

Jessieann1020 said:

Vodka or Unisom? I do have to work tomorrow....
Speaking of work we are crazy busy thanks to this iPhone business! Maybe I should take the Vodka to work with me? Yes?

Why the or?

Tferr02

So frustrated with DH tonight. Tonight should have been the night that we were back together, instead it's 10 days away. I feel like I ran a marathon only to have the finish line moved another mile away.
DH forgot we had a skype date tonight and made plans to go to a birthday dinner instead and it really hurt, I had been looking forward to it all day. I'm also pissed because he didn't answer his phone when DS1 called to tell him about his first day at daycare and say goodnight. He said he wasn't tracking these things, but dude I told you last night and sent pics today!!
Ugh if it hadn't been like almost a year since we had sex, I'd be convinced I was pregnant. I'm so emotional right now.

RedDawnsRevenge

@Tferr02‌ I'm sorry. I remember those days well. I hope you'll all be together soon.

ambarnett1

@Tferr02 that really stinks. I'm sorry your DH is being such an asshat. I hope he makes it up to you x1000 when he gets home. Only a few more days! Men suck and don't use the right head to think.

Dahlia414

Jessieann1020 said:

I am always posing the OR questions and getting the same response! I am afraid I won't wake up if I mix the 2? Is that dumb? ">

Not dumb! A friend of mine did that and did NOT wake up. We didn't know if it was an accident or suicide. Sorry, morbid.

allyandmike24

dani+california said:

You guys, MIL just gave us the best thing ever. It's a sleeper but instead of eight gajillion snaps it has MAGNETS. Genius!!

Amazing! Now you can sweep your baby behind he couch and pick up all that loose change!

Dude this made me choke on my gin and tonic. I keep snickering and DH is like "omg whattt!?!?". 

babym6705

I just realized what RTT meant after seeing the acronym for months in other posts. I feel like a moron, lol.