Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

mrscrcalli

Skin to skin naps are so lovely, I will miss this so much when I go back to work.

rockstarlaw

I am so insanely jealous of your upcoming weekend, @allyandmike24‌

mrscrcalli

Date night tonight... Let's hope it actually happens this time. This sitter is basically trying out fr the nanny position. FX she's amazing and I fall head over heals. I'm so stressed about this!

Mamamonzo

My kid is napping on me and is a total drool monster. Then he rubs his face back and forth all over. We're both going to get a drool rash. Plus it stinks like sour milk.

fourthnlast

Happy weekend RTT

rockstarlaw

I have a friend who is an OB-GYN. She had someone come in who had shoved a mango up her hoo-ha. Predictably, it started to, um, rot.

allyandmike24

rockstarlaw said:

I am so insanely jealous of your upcoming weekend, @allyandmike24‌

I hereby invited RTT to my weekend! @macgrs you're kind of near Boston, roadtrrriiiiipppp!!!

fireflygirl12

rockstarlaw said:

I have a friend who is an OB-GYN. She had someone come in who had shoved a mango up her hoo-ha. Predictably, it started to, um, rot.

WTAF?!

1. What are you trying to get out of shoving a mango up there?

2. Why do you leave it in there long enough that it starts to rot?

Mamamonzo

aviola329 said:

Mamamonzo said:

My kid is napping on me and is a total drool monster. Then he rubs his face back and forth all over. We're both going to get a drool rash. Plus it stinks like sour milk.

Are you sure it's drool? Tommy did that to me the other day and he'd sneak spit up and was rubbing it all over both of us.

Yea it's drool. He's a serious drooler. He got me with the projectile spit up this morning. Down my back all over the couch. I need a shower.

mrscrcalli

Where is @Ashleypixie‌ ??

Teresa1896

I've been wondering about @Marusika‌ . I don't think she ever posted in RTT, but she was a PGAL/late loss mom, and I don't remember ever hearing about her having her LO.

snmetz7

Teresa1896 said:

I've been wondering about @Marusika‌ . I don't think she ever posted in RTT, but she was a PGAL/late loss mom, and I don't remember ever hearing about her having her LO.

that was her name! I was thinking about her too. looks like she was last active may 4 but hasnt' posted since march... hope everything is alright with our missing mamas

mrscrcalli

AprilMay9 said:

Oh hell no Instagram

This is when I quit facebook!

Xxlilies

P&B715 said:

Has anyone tried/heard of younique makeup?

It's everywhere on my fb and Instagram feeds as well as those it works wraps. Another one of those mlm things I think
I've tried the mascara . It was good but no different than Xxl or falsies you can buy at a drugstore for much cheaper

I want to bake because I want to eat the items but I don't want to make a mess
Serious problems over here .

fourthnlast

macgrs said:

fourthnlast said:

Happy weekend RTT

Oooh oooh related true story: My mom is an x-ray/ultrasound tech. A few years ago someone came in with severe abdominal pain. Turns out he had an ear of corn up his ass. Comment from the front desk admin?

"I didn't even know corn was in season!"


Omg. Dead.

)

chichi589

DSD just told me it's to hot to clean up her toys..

3 things:
1. We have air conditioning
2. She's only 2 1/2 were in so much trouble
3. I had to leave the room so I didn't laugh haha

BiggerinRealLife

Jessieann1020 said:

And I just threw up......

PREGNANT!!! 8->

BiggerinRealLife

@colleenswerb what kind of stroller do you have? And when are they big enough to ride without a car seat?

Also, I have two of those onesies. So cute!

BiggerinRealLife

I want to post this in all the UOs that go crazy in early BMB boards.

The internet arguer:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqj6WbtvpE

edoliesmom

I've been thinking about her too @Teresa1896.

My husband went to kiss baby girl's neck a couple days ago and said it smelled, so I checked and her little neck crease was a little red and there was white stuff in it (gross, I know). I wiped it off and put some lotion on it. I commented that it was there again today, and my SIL said it's probably a yeast infection. I read that if it gets to the point that it smells that it probably needs an antibacterial cream. I don't think this is something I should go to urgent care for, but I'm no expert. If you wouldn't go to urgent care and just wait 'til Monday, how would you take care of it over the weekend? I put some powder on it but don't know if I need to do anything else.

rockstarlaw

6 week PP appointment went well today. I'm cleared for all of the things that I really have no interest in doing anyway. More importantly, I did manage to get the last of that gross skin glue off before my appointment. Now THAT makes me happy.

kseccomb17

Or @spano41‌ ? Have I missed something?

Twirple

rockstarlaw said:

I have a friend who is an OB-GYN. She had someone come in who had shoved a mango up her hoo-ha. Predictably, it started to, um, rot.

Crotch Rot!

rockstarlaw

@allyandmike24‌ - I've been meaning to visit Boston for way too long at this point anyway, so this seems like a great excuse.

Will travel long distances for copious amounts of guacamole.

rockstarlaw

@Vinny424‌ I'm in!

tamaraaaa

Ok I'm on mobile and at the mall spending too much, but this has been killing me and now we are discussing other MIA moms... Who was it that was having twins from IVF and filming the reality show? With the awesome intro post with pictures?? Who was it and where is she?!

I'm going to feel really dumb if she is around and a regular and I just never check the comp to see her siggy and recognize it...

Mamamonzo

joytomylifex said:

Ok I'm on mobile and at the mall spending too much, but this has been killing me and now we are discussing other MIA moms... Who was it that was having twins from IVF and filming the reality show? With the awesome intro post with pictures?? Who was it and where is she?!

I'm going to feel really dumb if she is around and a regular and I just never check the comp to see her siggy and recognize it...

What is this reality show you speak of!?!?

pineconey

NIP without a cover today! Andddd DS was a terror. Thankfully it was at a babywearing meeting so half of the women there had their boobs hanging out and kidlets attached anyway.

edoliesmom

@jellysparkles‌ Nope. I go to a clinic and will hopefully be switching to a regular pediatrician shortly!

Teresa1896

@SLSchuerg‌, it's just "neck cheese." Just be sure to keep it clean and as dry as possible and it will clear up. We didn't discover that with dd until she was weeks old- it was foul.

The twin mama with the awesome intro- was it sweet Melissa or something like that?

edoliesmom

@poru From everything that I've read it seems like it is a yeast infection. We originally thought it might've been milk that had gotten in there and soured. That's how bad it smells.

baileymama3

SLSchuerg said:

@poru From everything that I've read it seems like it is a yeast infection. We originally thought it might've been milk that had gotten in there and soured. That's how bad it smells.

My son had the stinky cheese smell too! He has so many neck rolls! I just wash it and keep it dry. Maybe wash it and see how it is after 2-3 days. He also had the funk behind his ears! I swear we wash him, but this stuff just comes outta nowhere!

tamaraaaa

We have neck roll grossness too... When it gets really red I put some baby powder on it and it dries up by the next morning.

tamaraaaa

AprilMay9 said:

joytomylifex said:

Ok I'm on mobile and at the mall spending too much, but this has been killing me and now we are discussing other MIA moms... Who was it that was having twins from IVF and filming the reality show? With the awesome intro post with pictures?? Who was it and where is she?!

I'm going to feel really dumb if she is around and a regular and I just never check the comp to see her siggy and recognize it...

Oh I think I missed that one!

She was pretty regular in the beginning, from Southern California if I remember. Her picture or siggy had her and her husband from their wedding. I just remember they were doing a documentary in IVF and she mentioned cameras coming to some appointments. It's driving me crazy I can't remember her name! She was around a bunch.

allyandmike24

Vinny424 said:

@allyandmike24‌ - I've been meaning to visit Boston for way too long at this point anyway, so this seems like a great excuse. Will travel long distances for copious amounts of guacamole.

Join me and @macgrs‌ carpool. And @macgrs let me know I'm always down!!!

Yeeeeessssss. Seriously though, RTTNE meetup should happen asap- think of the adorable pile o'babies it would entail!!!

chichi589

Both kids and SO sleeping by 830. Now I'm going to bed... How my Friday nights have changed!

edoliesmom

@baileymama3‌ @poru Well thanks y'all! I'll do that for a few days and see if it clears up. How many times a day should I clean it?

Twirple

So, Random question of the day.  I'm watching NCIS and DiNozzo commented that Abby cheats at punch buggy.  I have always called this "game" slug bug, not punch buggy.  I'm wondering if it is a regional thing like coke/soda/pop.  It is slug bug here in Alaska, what is it called in your neck of the world?

edoliesmom

@Twirple Slug Bug, and I'm from Texas.

fourthnlast

Working on her resting bitch face