Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

fourthnlast

That reminds me. I need to call our crap cable company. There's a package deal, and then there is one extra channel. That one channel costs an extra 11,000 Icelandic Krona a month. The entire package with all the other channels costs only 5000 ISK. At some point, they upped this one channel drastically. I so need to get rid of that one channel!!! Maybe I'll remember tomorrow!!

Holy shit! 

P.S. Guess who just walked in the house!

Stace0616

We just found out that Comcast upgraded us without our knowledge to faster "Blast" internet service which we don't mind paying for but they never rented us a new modem so we haven't even been using the service. Asshats.

Oh and our tech still hasn't returned DH's call about bringing us the new modem. Too bad he is the good cop. Here's hoping they don't want a call from a hormonal pregnant lady...

Serenla

Done with the presentation!!!!

Serenla

J&NL said:

Conversation with mom today.. 

Her- "so have yall though of a middle name yet?"

Me- "no.. not yet"

her- "Are you still going with Jackson?"

me- "yes, mom.."

her- "Well you know, if you find a better name you can always bring it up and talk with Josh about it since this name was his idea"

Uh ok? 

Tell her you are naming LO Rufus. 

JessieAlbin

Serenla said:

J&NL said:

Conversation with mom today.. 

Her- "so have yall though of a middle name yet?"

Me- "no.. not yet"

her- "Are you still going with Jackson?"

me- "yes, mom.."

her- "Well you know, if you find a better name you can always bring it up and talk with Josh about it since this name was his idea"

Uh ok? 

Tell her you are naming LO Rufus. 

We actually considered Rufus for a minute. It was too fun not to tell my crazy mom.. She lost it.

pannk

I just got the craziest craving for a corn dog.

katieharpiceland

Mmmm...I would love a hot dog with spicy danish mustard!!!

Emily041285

We tell everyone right now we've decided on Chiquita, since LO was the size of a banana the other week.

They usually stop bugging us for a name after that.

fourthnlast

Dammit, I want a corn dog, extra mustard.

pannk

embear22 said:

Series of Unfortunate events that I need to share because they are ridic: 

So I lost a WHOLE stick of butter. I pulled one out yesterday to soften to make cookies. Well we went out for dinner so I (thought) put it back in the fridge to use another time. I went to go get it today to make my cookies and it is no where to be found. I've looked in the pantry, around the kitchen, all over the fridge and it's not there and I have no idea where it could be. I do have a dog that counter surfs, but there is no trace evidence that she snuck off with it. where the f is it? 

This happened to my neighbors. The dog ate it and then threw up everywhere... like, all over their apartment. Good luck

katieharpiceland

Mustard is so awesome. 

janice9821

pannk said:

I just got the craziest craving for a corn dog.

I keep corn dogs in the freezer for just such occasions!

pannk

I just realized there is a corn dog place down the street from where I'm working. So that's going to happen.

kateleestar

I have to stop watching Muppet Christmas Carol. We're going on 6 times since Saturday. I can't help it!

I lost a stick of butter once! It ended up being on the top rack of the dishwasher, lol. @embear22 it's gotta be someplace! And no worries, I taste raw batter all the time (most eggs now are pasteurized, so you'll be okay...) (well, chicken, ew, lol, but.. Eggs, sure!)

deidremaria

Soooo I haven't eaten pork in three years (because I decided to give it up) and today my sister and I were talking about ham. She said she's gonna make one this Sunday along with collard greens and baked macaroni and I was like "fuck this! Bring me and my baby a plate!" Now all this talk about Christmas dinner is taking me back to the amazing hams my mother made when I was growing up. I WANT HAM!!!!!! Let's just hope I don't get sick.

deidremaria

Mamamonzo said:

I just ate an obscene amount of cheese and crackers... I'm going back for more. Yum

I just had the strangest (or what one may consider the strangest) combo. A piece of banana bread and medium cheddar cheese! YUMMERS!!!!

Stace0616

I die. This is toooo cute! And I forgot that 3 month olds were so tiny! My husband is going to have SO much fun hanging out with his son come baseball season... I hope it's a good enough Christmas gift

mrscrcalli

Peer 1 Imports commercial with the penguin
"my foots smooshed in this cupcake"
Makes me so happy :x

snmetz7

What is the gender with pics thread did not get opened. It did get a major eye roll

TallaB

mrscrcalli said:

Peer 1 Imports commercial with the penguin "my foots smooshed in this cupcake" Makes me so happy :x

LOL I love that commercial!!

katieharpiceland

I have just realized, I am literally full of sh**. Lets hope my latest efforts pay off in the morning! 

cgoldian

I have never had a corn dog. And the commercial that makes me so happy is the Sprint commercial where théy say "totes magotes". Gets me every time!

mrscrcalli

Brandy from RHOBH has to have some kind of VD right? Maybe a curable one, probably not, but something! :-?

tamaraaaa

cgoldian said:

I have never had a corn dog. And the commercial that makes me so happy is the Sprint commercial where théy say "totes magotes". Gets me every time!

YES.  My DH loves it, and is saying all the lines constantly in conversation.  Picture a lawyer going "totes magotes, it's totally adorbs" and that's my life right now. 

pineconey

DH just left for a few hours. Deciding whether to be lazy or productive....

michaelad3

Now I really want corn dogs! I'm so sad I don't have any, but way too lazy to go to the store, and I have dinner in the crockpot, so taco soup will have to suffice

Bluebird2318

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim... Denim denim denim...

)

mrscrcalli

Bluebird2318 said:

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim... Denim denim denim...

)

Blue... You're drunk!!

Bluebird2318

mrscrcalli said:

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim... Denim denim denim...

)

Blue... You're drunk!!

Can apple juice get you drunk? If so, you are probably right! It's a bad nerd joke that doesn't translate well into text, but an old-school gamer might get it if they say it out loud.

Also, is it bad that I Bump enough that I can start recognizing certain users by their icons EVEN WHEN THEY USE THE GENERIC BUMP ICONS? Because that just happened. 

pineconey

Uhhh so I just sat down and I swear I felt baby make a huge leap from the front of my belly to, uh, backward? I don't know.
It was so freaking weird!
Still waiting on the outside kicks.

Bluebird2318

pineconey said:

Uhhh so I just sat down and I swear I felt baby make a huge leap from the front of my belly to, uh, backward? I don't know. It was so freaking weird! Still waiting on the outside kicks.

I don't know how to tell you this, Piney...

You're having a ninja. 

snmetz7

^^ "I'm not a kid person though" says the pregnant woman... : /

Eta wording

deidremaria

kcp913 said:

I want lobster.  I don't know why, I don't even like lobster, but I think its cuz I want buttery goodness.  Do you think toast will be an acceptable substitute, despite it being nothing like lobster?

I was just asking my bf earlier if he'd make me some lobster if I were to bring some home. He's all "you shouldn't be having all that cholesterol right now" and I'm all. "My pregnant ass don't ask for much"

snmetz7

So it's no secret that my husband hates my cat. Like *hates* her. For four years I have tried to make peace between them by training both of them and changing expectations of both. It's not working. He doesn't get mad as a general rule but he gets mad when it comes to her. Like raging mad with yelling and all about her being... A cat ie meowing for food, getting under your feet, running around like crazy that kind of thing. . It's gotten worse lately. So bad in fact that I don't think this is the best environment for her anymore. It has taken me a long time to come to this realization but I can't let that kind of anger continue. So I have found her a new home. This is her last night here and I'm sooooo incredibly sad. I don't want to hear how fur babies are family and I joint just get rid of her. Trust me this is the last resort and when it comes to choosing my husband or my cat... I choose him.


Eta word correction.

kelbel2440

deidremaria said:

kcp913 said:

I want lobster.  I don't know why, I don't even like lobster, but I think its cuz I want buttery goodness.  Do you think toast will be an acceptable substitute, despite it being nothing like lobster?

I was just asking my bf earlier if he'd make me some lobster if I were to bring some home. He's all "you shouldn't be having all that cholesterol right now" and I'm all. "My pregnant ass don't ask for much"

Take a line from the preg-a-nit post yesterday of the you tube video baby momma dance .... "Imma baby momma, I can do just what I wanna" :-@

Bluebird2318

@snmetz7 (Hugs) I'm sorry. I don't understand what it is about those things that would make him so angry. You didn't do the "wrong" thing. It's not a good environment for the cat if she is getting yelled at or (god forbid) swatted at or worse. And it wouldn't be a good environment for LO either, to see any kind of anger directed at an animal. I'm not sure why your DH could not cope with your cat, but if he can't that's on him and you made the best choice you could given the circumstances. I am so sorry that meant giving up your furbaby.

snmetz7

celticlullaby said:

@snmetz7 I think (hope?) you had the best placed typos ever in that post. I'm glad choking your husband is a last resort!

I'm sorry you're losing your fur baby, but it sounds like you're doing the right thing.

Ha I noticed that and fixed it. Freudian slip? Nah lets go with typo

snmetz7

@jellysparkles @celticlullaby @bluebird2318 @embear22. Thanks ladies I know I'm doing the right thing for my family. Idk why hubs couldn't cope either but I gave it my best shot. Thanks for your support.

Bluebird2318

KendraColeslaw said:

@snmetz7 I'm so sorry you're losing your baby kitty. It's not fair that your husband is being mean to her, but I am glad that if he isn't willing to change, you know better than to let it continue. I hope her new home is perfect for her. Try to focus on the fact that she'll be thoroughly loved at her new home. Best wishes as you move forward.

Yes, this too! She will be incredibly loved, and you made your own decision out of love as well. I sincerely hope no one would judge you for that. 

abbeylanecb

AprilMay9 said:

There have to be other non kid people on here right?? I excited about my own kid... I just am not someone who goes gaga over children. I like my friends kids. But I'm not one of those people begging to babysit or anything.

And I just don't find the AT&T commercials funny.

I actually like other kids less now that I have my own. Maybe I just have the coolest kids?