FFFC...step right up and see our shit show folks

LaxMOM44

Yes but it was me they were frustrated with when they grouped us all together as morons. So really it was me.

Don't worry boo...you're my boo and I won't let anyone call you a moron. Now get back in the coat check!!!

Edited: eww grammar

Also shank was at work today so she missed a good chunk of my awesomeness.

kyliensc

=D>

Boo0512

Anyone that uses a Ron Burgundy gif or quote will always get my support.

kbelly777

thanks @Boo0512 you're a doll!

watuzzigal

Yes, I was upset that they were bragging about calling "all of [us] idiots," (it was everyone they enjoued calling that, @lax because they kept making it a point to say "except shantxtell" there and here), and you were just part of the conversation when you defended yourself but no one else who had also called the original post out and those of us who backed those people.

I put an unreasonable expectation on you. I let emotions get involved online (ridiculous, I know). And I took anothee board's snark personally. I am sorry.

kyliensc

One can only hope the suck a bag of dicks gif got brought up in the parenting board as well. Im too tired to read through it

Boo0512

Shantxtell said:

It was a shitshow.
@boo0512 I went to work and when I came back all that crap had gone down. I thought mostly everyone involved was being ridiculous TBH. Thing were being misunderstood on both sides and I wasn't going to pick either one to defend.

Ha, shitshow is an understatement!

Yeah it's nbd. It all got way cray.

LaxMOM44

I think the really important topic that we missed entirely was why would TB give us this :bz to work with? In what context does a bee come up.

"My FFFC: I'm allergic to :bz and I don't have an epipen....actually that's entirely true"

Boo0512

@linegirl313 ah hell yeah! Ain't no Parenting bishes gonna tear our May 13 love apart!

Represent, you don't know our lyfes!!

fancefpp

laxminavkar said:

I think the really important topic that we missed entirely was why would TB give us this :bz to work with? In what context does a bee come up. "My FFFC: I'm allergic to :bz and I don't have an epipen....actually that's entirely true"

Maybe if you want to say: mind your own :bz wax

drhibbard

Or "you should :bz sucking a bag of dicks"

Edited because my fat fingers made the bee a pirate.

LaxMOM44

Must.put.down.phone.

Two more hours till MOTN feed. Step away from the bump.

c-elizabethf

8-X
This one makes me laugh, of course it could be the wine

LaxMOM44

Ok but what really gets me is the pic of my adorable baby only has two pages dedicated to it but this is 11....priorities people? My dd is really cute!!! Jk


Oh my god please understand that this was a joke. I am in no way concerned with the number of pages either this or my other thread has received. I am only concerned that Taryn, who has quit TB and will never read any of these comments knows that spanking is wrong.

watuzzigal

I won't take it as bitchy since it's not grammatically a runon sentence, but I did run on and on with too many thoughts in one sentence. I should have separated it out into two independent clauses with fewer dependent clauses. I can diagram a sentence like the nerd I am.

When you first jumped into that thread it was to say we should have all been flaming more and that at least you had done it.

Nothing wrong with that. I should have let it go.

jedimindtrick

laxminavkar said:

I think the really important topic that we missed entirely was why would TB give us this :bz to work with? In what context does a bee come up.

"My FFFC: I'm allergic to :bz and I don't have an epipen....actually that's entirely true"

I'm thinking it's there to be used for bitch. You're such a :bz

fancefpp

Thanks to @linegirl313 I can't stop singing.....tell me what you want, what you really, really want....I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha

helenkayj

laxminavkar said:

Shantxtell said:

laxminavkar said:

To be fair they were mostly calling me an idiot.

I actually didn't see that until I went back and re- read the while thread t

Whatever there was a difference of opinion and someone started name calling I love you but I don't need a white knight. Besides I'm just not
Inviting them to my birthday party which is November 4th bitches so there better be a surprise party with cake and balloons and loot bags full of dicks!!!

Whoa!!! We're almost birthday buddies! Mine's the 5th!

watuzzigal

Shantxtell said:

watuzzigal said:

I won't take it as bitchy since it's not grammatically a runon sentence, but I did run on and on with too many thoughts in one sentence. I should have separated it out into two independent clauses with fewer dependent clauses. I can diagram a sentence like the nerd I am.

When you first jumped into that thread it was to say we should have all been flaming more and that at least you had done it.

Nothing wrong with that. I should have let it go.

Nope. I said "I got what you were saying. And I was disappointed at the lack of flaming over there."

That was it. THEY said at least I tried. Get it right if you are going to come at me, k?

OK.

watuzzigal

I am not trying to be cute. I owed you an apology. I've given several. I have been put in my place. I get it.

helenkayj

Shantxtell said:

jgp13 said:

laxminavkar said:

Ok but what really gets me is the pic of my adorable baby only has two pages dedicated to it but this is 11....priorities people? My dd is really cute!!! Jk


Oh my god please understand that this was a joke. I am in no way concerned with the number of pages either this or my other thread has received. I am only concerned that Taryn, who has quit TB and will never read any of these comments knows that spanking is wrong.

Did she for real leave TB??

Now how are we going to police her horrible choices??!!!??!!

"Hi CPS? yeah, I was on the internet today and someone said they spank their 5 month old..."

jedimindtrick

Shantxtell said:

jgp13 said:

laxminavkar said:

Ok but what really gets me is the pic of my adorable baby only has two pages dedicated to it but this is 11....priorities people? My dd is really cute!!! Jk


Oh my god please understand that this was a joke. I am in no way concerned with the number of pages either this or my other thread has received. I am only concerned that Taryn, who has quit TB and will never read any of these comments knows that spanking is wrong.

Did she for real leave TB??

Now how are we going to police her horrible choices??!!!??!!

Which was my point over this whole shit storm anyway!! I hope if she really is spanking her baby that there's someone in her real life to set shit straight. Not on the bump.

AllieAGame

Hey you guys...you guys. Wait. What is all this Parenting Board nonsense all about? Do I really need to read another board to get the full extent of what is going on? I've been totally devoted to FFFC for over 24 hours now. I need a break. The F5 button is starting to fade on my keyboard.

Edit to include: I can't quit you (all). When is the May 13 Meet and Greet?

B27

scormier123 said:

missk0411 said:

My son got his first spanking wednesday! He was throwing a fit for no reason! My husband reached over and taped his behind and told him "no" and he stopped! Inside I Freraked out! dh and myself had an agreement before Hudson was born to not disagree in front of him (on disciplinary subject). Hudson's response was crazy, it served its purpose! I don't think I'll be spanking him any time soon, but I won't be mad if h does! 

Your DH spanked your 5 month old? I would not be ok with this, even if I were ok with spanking in general.

Wow. I yell at DH if he tickles LO too much cause I think she's too young and has no control yet. 

The thought of hitting a 5 month old child, for "throwing a fit" is ridiculous to me. I have been around on the bump since the beginning but don't post all that much..however I am appalled at this! If my husband EVER "spanked" my infant, he would not be sleeping in our house. Honestly, a five month old child is waaaaay to young to be physically disciplined, tap or not, seemingly effective or not. They would not understand at this age, I don't care if it was just a "tap" I find this behavior abusive and disgusting.

Shoegal36

Ugh, I hate how when people quote that my tickling comment keeps popping up cause I feel like people didn't really get where I was going with that. 

I was just trying to say how ridiculous it is that someone would think it's ok for their H to spank their baby...meanwhile, I'm over here yelling at my H for something silly like "over tickling" cause I think it's mean. 

There. I know that's a tad late and the horse is already dead, but I feel better now. 

B27

Sorry, didn't mean o quote you, I understood where you were coming from I usually don't pot, and I see that others think I'm "beating a dead horse" but seriously, the thought of spanking a 5 month old had me seeing red!

LilFlea

JoJo716 said:

I can't tell you how many times I have created a post/reply and when reading it thought, "this is lame. Cancel." I have started so many posts that never made it to the light of day because it sounded better in my head.

Me too!!!

CNJ4EVA

laxminavkar said:

1. May13 thinks spanking is undeniably wrong and we would never support or protect someone who thinks it is appropriate to spank their child.

2. We also don't believe in beating a dead horse. If something intelligent and thoughtful has already been said better than what you are about to post maybe don't post unless you feel the conversation will be better served by your comment.

3. When other boards come and yell at us and tell us that they feel sorry for our children because their mothers don't know how to internet flame someone, remember that your success as a parent has nothing to do with how many times you tell someone else something that is fundamentally and universally accepted as wrong.

5. I can swear now!!! Watch out bitches I have a mouth like a sailor and a truck driver.

A-MOTHERFUCKING-MEN!

LaxMOM44

jedimindtrick

CNJ4EVA said:

laxminavkar said:

1. May13 thinks spanking is undeniably wrong and we would never support or protect someone who thinks it is appropriate to spank their child.

2. We also don't believe in beating a dead horse. If something intelligent and thoughtful has already been said better than what you are about to post maybe don't post unless you feel the conversation will be better served by your comment.

3. When other boards come and yell at us and tell us that they feel sorry for our children because their mothers don't know how to internet flame someone, remember that your success as a parent has nothing to do with how many times you tell someone else something that is fundamentally and universally accepted as wrong.

5. I can swear now!!! Watch out bitches I have a mouth like a sailor and a truck driver.

A-MOTHERFUCKING-MEN!

I can't believe this thread is still going...

However, I do agree with every word Lax said here. Preach it sister!

LaxMOM44

linegirl313 said:

Can we just have a group hug now?

Hahaha I love that posh looks so freaking disinterested on that display I emotion. She doesn't give a fuck.

Side bar: mmmm David Beckham

SpanFran

Is it too soon for me to make a "May 13 Moms: we spank bitches, not babies" picture/badge thingie?  Am I going to get flamed for this?

sundaesprinkles

Damn! I miss one day of the bump due to celebrating my surgical extraction day and look how much I missed!

LaxMOM44

makeupgeek said:

Damn! I miss one day of the bump due to celebrating my surgical extraction day and look how much I missed!

Happy Surgical Extraction day!!!

sundaesprinkles

laxminavkar said:

Damn! I miss one day of the bump due to celebrating my surgical extraction day and look how much I missed!

Happy Surgical Extraction day!!!

Thanks!

LaxMOM44

makeupgeek said:

laxminavkar said:

makeupgeek said:

Damn! I miss one day of the bump due to celebrating my surgical extraction day and look how much I missed!

Happy Surgical Extraction day!!!

Thanks!

My Legitimate Birth day is coming up soon. Can't wait to celebrate my mom not needing medical interventions!!!

jedimindtrick

SpanFran said:

Is it too soon for me to make a "May 13 Moms: we spank bitches, not babies" picture/badge thingie?  Am I going to get flamed for this?

DO IT!!! I'll rock that shit.

SpanFran

NJAZgirl said:

Is it too soon for me to make a "May 13 Moms: we spank bitches, not babies" picture/badge thingie?  Am I going to get flamed for this?

DO IT!!! I'll rock that shit.

Done and done.  Will this do?

Lolalipsy

SpanFran said:

NJAZgirl said:

SpanFran said:

Is it too soon for me to make a "May 13 Moms: we spank bitches, not babies" picture/badge thingie?  Am I going to get flamed for this?

DO IT!!! I'll rock that shit.

Done and done.  Will this do?


Superb!!
Definitely want this as my siggy!

Oohgurl

That totally needs its own post!