FFFC...step right up and see our shit show folks

LaxMOM44

Fuck shit ball sucker bitch cunt

Ugh I hate the c u next Tuesday word.

AllieAGame said:

laxminavkar said:

I think a flag on your profile makes you bada$$. I have one and I'm proud of it. It's sexi with an I.

But "sexy" doesn't have a lower case L in it. ~twirls hair~


How did you escape my orgy closet at nonniedee's wedding? Well no matter now that you've sobered up....

LaxMOM44

Shantxtell said:

eroplane said:

BettyandCo said:

Hey @eroplane the flag button is not a dislike button ::insert name that violates TOU here::

Please to explain why the eff you keep flagging me?

Because you and everyone else that I flagged felt it was needed to swear, curse and generally act like savages.

If you find the topic so shocking, say so. There is no need to act the way you and several others did.

Just because it's an Internet forum doesn't mean you can toss common sense and manners out the window. Everyone acts fierce behind their keyboards. Grow up and stop acting like children.

That's not what flagging is for. I curse all the time, it's not against the rules. And it was one of ours that started the "bag of dicks", for fucks sake.
Oh wait, are you going to flag me now too?

"Bag o'dicks here, get yer bag o'dicks here"

LaxMOM44

No but seriously where would one find a bag of dicks? Why a bag? Could it be a box? Hehehe box of dicks sounds like a girl I went to high school with....

LaxMOM44

mishy2006 said:

laxminavkar said:

No but seriously where would one find a bag of dicks? Why a bag? Could it be a box? Hehehe box of dicks sounds like a girl I went to high school with....

1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box

Love love love this

kyliensc

Yes!!!! Im glad my phone died and i had to wait to come back to this

to clear this up.

All dicks are washed and circumcised
You can find a bag of said dicks at your local meat market

Oohgurl

The only thing I have gained from this is I now know there is a parenting board. 

LaxMOM44

ohgrl95 said:

The only thing I have gained from this is I now know there is a parenting board. 

Me too, but unfortunately I don't think I'll ever be welcomed there now so I'll just have to ask you ladies my parenting questions.

Oohgurl

laxminavkar said:

The only thing I have gained from this is I now know there is a parenting board. 

Me too, but unfortunately I don't think I'll ever be welcomed there now so I'll just have to ask you ladies my parenting questions.

I prefer to stay in my cozy May-13 nest. 

Boo0512

laxminavkar said:

ohgrl95 said:

The only thing I have gained from this is I now know there is a parenting board. 

Me too, but unfortunately I don't think I'll ever be welcomed there now so I'll just have to ask you ladies my parenting questions.

And who the fuck cares? They seem pretty cunty IMHO.

ETA: those hoes made the bitch come out fosho. Oh the internets! #stabby #hashtaggingisdouchey

Bluebird2318

I know the statement was made in error, but I would still very much like the bag of dicks I was offered. I'm just really, really hungry this pregnancy.

LaxMOM44

Ultimately we were all of the same opinion. As there is no other side to that argument. so it's unfortunate that the argument over how to flame her and how much to flame her overshadowed our apparently meagre attempts to flame her.

It's not that I want to hang out over there but now I feel like I I wanted to ask a question over there this whole situation will end up in another shit storm and my question would be ignored.

LaxMOM44

Bluebird2318 said:

I know the statement was made in error, but I would still very much like the bag of dicks I was offered. I'm just really, really hungry this pregnancy.

Well what kind of host would I be if I didn't feed a pregnant lady?

Bluebird2318

@laxminavkar You can get your signature to show up properly if you copy the text and then click the "show source" button (icon is a white page with red arrows) on the signature editor before pasting and saving.

Boo0512

laxminavkar said:

Ultimately we were all of the same opinion. As there is no other side to that argument. so it's unfortunate that the argument over how to flame her and how much to flame her overshadowed our apparently meagre attempts to flame her.

It's not that I want to hang out over there but now I feel like I I wanted to ask a question over there this whole situation will end up in another shit storm and my question would be ignored.

Yeah that sucks but I guess I don't want to ask a board who decided that the May 2013 moms are ALL stupid fucking dumb bitches (well except Shantxtell). You can always ask us lax! I know we are stupid dumb bitches but we do try!

LaxMOM44

Bluebird2318 said:

@laxminavkar You can get your signature to show up properly if you copy the text and then click the "show source" button (icon is a white page with red arrows) on the signature editor before pasting and saving.

Hehe thanks it's kinda my own personal homage to my own failure on computers. I also mobile bump so I never see it. It's probably pretty annoying for other people though. Isnt it a little funny?

LaxMOM44

Shantxtell said:

I go on parenting sometimes. They're pretty funny.

You're pretty and funny. We're doing this thing in the coat check if you wanted to join. Don't wear panties.

Bluebird2318

laxminavkar said:

@laxminavkar You can get your signature to show up properly if you copy the text and then click the "show source" button (icon is a white page with red arrows) on the signature editor before pasting and saving.

Hehe thanks it's kinda my own personal homage to my own failure on computers. I also mobile bump so I never see it. It's probably pretty annoying for other people though. Isnt it a little funny?

I considered that as a possibility, but I figured I'd let you know anyway since everybody seems to be having that problem lately. ) TheBump signature editor is dumber than a bag of hammers. How that compares to a bag of dicks, I do not know.

LaxMOM44

Vs.

jedimindtrick

Well that was a giant pile of quote fail on my part....I don't even know how to edit that.

Bluebird2318 said:

I know the statement was made in error, but I would still very much like the bag of dicks I was offered. I'm just really, really hungry this pregnancy.

The way my dog chows down bully sticks (which are bull peens) I'm starting to wonder if she's on to something we don't know. Telling her to eat a bag of dicks would seriously be the best thing in her life.

Boo0512

Shantxtell said:

Boo0512 said:

laxminavkar said:

Ultimately we were all of the same opinion. As there is no other side to that argument. so it's unfortunate that the argument over how to flame her and how much to flame her overshadowed our apparently meagre attempts to flame her.

It's not that I want to hang out over there but now I feel like I I wanted to ask a question over there this whole situation will end up in another shit storm and my question would be ignored.

Yeah that sucks but I guess I don't want to ask a board who decided that the May 2013 moms are ALL stupid fucking dumb bitches (well except Shantxtell). You can always ask us lax! I know we are stupid dumb bitches but we do try!

Thankfully you dumb bitches have me to lead you.

Hallelujah!

jedimindtrick

We need a new "May '13" badge. "May '13 Moms: stupid bitches who don't flame hard enough and who get Catfished by people with fake twins."

Oohgurl

Shantxtell said:

Ultimately we were all of the same opinion. As there is no other side to that argument. so it's unfortunate that the argument over how to flame her and how much to flame her overshadowed our apparently meagre attempts to flame her. It's not that I want to hang out over there but now I feel like I I wanted to ask a question over there this whole situation will end up in another shit storm and my question would be ignored.

Yeah that sucks but I guess I don't want to ask a board who decided that the May 2013 moms are ALL stupid fucking dumb bitches (well except Shantxtell). You can always ask us lax! I know we are stupid dumb bitches but we do try!

Thankfully you dumb bitches have me to lead you.

edit to add: My apologies to whoever was the one that didn't like squirrels.  

helenkayj

NJAZgirl said:

We need a new "May '13" badge. "May '13 Moms: stupid bitches who don't flame hard enough and who get Catfished by people with fake twins."

Triplets! She just had triplets with her girlfriend and was pregnant with triplets due in May14!

jedimindtrick

helenkayj said:

NJAZgirl said:

We need a new "May '13" badge. "May '13 Moms: stupid bitches who don't flame hard enough and who get Catfished by people with fake twins."

Triplets! She just had triplets with her girlfriend and was pregnant with triplets due in May14!

Do we think she was the same chick??

helenkayj

Shantxtell said:

NJAZgirl said:

We need a new "May '13" badge. "May '13 Moms: stupid bitches who don't flame hard enough and who get Catfished by people with fake twins."

Triplets! She just had triplets with her girlfriend and was pregnant with triplets due in May14!

She's talking about Erica.

Ohhhhhh! My bad. I didnt realize Erica "had" twins!!!

LaxMOM44

Erica had twins?!? Seriously guys I'm am idiot and I would be....wait for it...yep here it comes....


On that.

Jk I would have been sending her flowers and telling her she could come stay with me to get over her
fake baby loss. I am a sucker.

Edited but I'm not telling you why!!!

watuzzigal

I can't believe all this happened after my H brought me my fro yo. Since we are supposed to learn how to flame better, I am practicing with this one even though I will get Shank-flamed. I think it's pretty ridiculous that @Shantxtell is OK with letting the Parenting Board call us all idiots (i HATE that word; it has the same historical context as the R-word)?because when that happened she/you only stood up for herself/yourself (yes, weird pronouns because I don't feel like fixing it)--and then helped flame May 13 over there. No, we aren't all IRL friends and don't HAVE to stand up for each other, but how it all played out was douchey. She/you wasn't/weren't even flaming the original poster; you were flaming us. I respect when she/you flame(s) us over here, but being butthurt over there and then being "the leader" of us "idiots" over here is flame-worthy to me on this board. I hate calling people out (especially people I like on here), and I guess this will be my first big flaming, so I will take it, move on, and continue to participate. And, yes, I will admit that I should have been more adamant about how I felt about the original spanking post--which is that I do not like spanking, but I abhor spanking infants. It isn't even fully the spanking (though that was more than enough) but the inability to control your response to an infant that was the worst. Someone said that though, so I didn't pile it on. ETA paragraph breaks

LaxMOM44

I honestly think shantxtell's explanation of why they were flaming us, helped me. Do I want her to say I'm always right and tell me I'm perfect...sure but I also recognize that she has every right to disagree with us. Her stand point from the beginning was that she couldn't believe that we weren't more upset so when the parenting board showed up to instruct us how to react, she agreed with them about the lack of outrage.

Do I love the parenting board for calling me a dummy because I made a joke about how many pages we had? No. Do I wish Shank had said "hey she meant that as a wtf why don't we have a shit storm over here" because that was my intention with that comment. -ya of course I wish she had my back but she doesn't agree with me. And it isn't our style to all jump on the same band wagon of blood in blood out board bullshit (holy consonance batman -Jayro, you like?)

It's not her job to defend my opinion especially when it differs from her own. I'm not flaming you, just trying to show you a different perspective. That is always my intention because I don't feel the need to make anyone absolutely agree with me. Look I'll defend this board and you ladies if I think we are right, but if I disagree I won't be a hero just because the rest of the board feels a certain way.

Any who that's just my opinion...anyone feel like puppies and rainbows? Umm butt secks, remember when I was having an affair with my ex boyfriend. I showed my dog walker my awesome perfect lactating boobs. Laugh at me, please don't fight.

watuzzigal

I am talking about your reactions on the Parenting Board, not over here. Like I said, over here, I will take the flames from you because you are flaming us here IN the situation. Over there, you wanted to join in on bashing our lack of flaming while saving face. You didn't call us out over here until they started calling us out--and MAYBE rightly so.

watuzzigal

You are right. We don't have to stand up for each other elsewhere, so I can see how I am coming across as ridiculous, myself.

Boo0512

@watuzzigal, I do agree with you in the respect that I was disappointed that @shantxtell didn't stick up for us as a whole. I thought we could've at least used a "hey those are my bishes" but I assumed it was because she disagreed with the board's reaction overall.

*shrugs*

Edited grammar

kbelly777

Man, that took a long time to read!

we made it to 10 pages guys! ... granted we had some help. 

I really hope the OP has re-thought her stance on her H spanking their 5 month old. It breaks my heart to think about an infant getting physical punishment. 

Also, can I get a special badge or points or something for reading all of that in one sitting? There has to be a badge for that, right? @-)

Boo0512

kbelly777 said:

Man, that took a long time to read!

we made it to 10 pages guys! ... granted we had some help. 

I really hope the OP has re-thought her stance on her H spanking their 5 month old. It breaks my heart to think about an infant getting physical punishment. 

Also, can I get a special badge or points or something for reading all of that in one sitting? There has to be a badge for that, right? @-)

Badge granted! Not that I have authority of any kind.....

watuzzigal

Shantxtell said:

watuzzigal said:

I am talking about your reactions on the Parenting Board, not over here. Like I said, over here, I will take the flames from you because you are flaming us here IN the situation. Over there, you wanted to join in on bashing our lack of flaming while saving face. You didn't call us out over here until they started calling us out--and MAYBE rightly so.

Bullshit. Give me one example.
I didn't " call anyone out". I said that I got what they were saying, I also said that here. I know these are public boards and anyone can read anything. Don't try to paint me as two faced, or trying to " save face". You're picking a fight when there isn't one to be had.

OK. I will let it go. I said I would own up to the coming flames, and I am. I should have said nothing.

LaxMOM44

Anyways we really don't need to drag this ridiculousness on for another 10 pages:

1. May13 thinks spanking is undeniably wrong and we would never support or protect someone who thinks it is appropriate to spank their child.

2. We also don't believe in beating a dead horse. If something intelligent and thoughtful has already been said better than what you are about to post maybe don't post unless you feel the conversation will be better served by your comment.

3. When other boards come and yell at us and tell us that they feel sorry for our children because their mothers don't know how to internet flame someone, remember that your success as a parent has nothing to do with how many times you tell someone else something that is fundamentally and universally accepted as wrong.

4. Don't post your FFFC after someone makes a really inflammatory comment because I will have to sift through not applicable posts to read the hilarious and flaming responses.

5. I can swear now!!! Watch out bitches I have a mouth like a sailor and a truck driver had a baby and that baby's first word was fuckingcuntlickerwhore

watuzzigal

I don't want you to defend actions you dont agree with, and I truly don't expect you to be sorry for that.

It was unrealistic of me to expect you to call us out first. I am sorry.

No, I was not trying to pick a fight. As you can tell in my posting here, it's not what I do. I thought it better to call you out so that next time you might call us, me, whoever out first. You're calling me out now, here, over this. It's what I expected in the original situation--to be called out here, not where someone is calling us "idiots."

I see how it came across as picking a needless fight. I found that Parenting post hurtful since it wasn't about the original post but this board as "idiots." I let emotions get involved on this board. I am sorry for posting.

Edit to fix words.

drhibbard

I left the board Friday to go into a meeting and typed "You just opened yourself up to a buttload of flaming" to the spanker and didn't hit send. Flame worthy of course. I hate having to read 800 posts that say the same freakin thing though. Interlopers be gone.

LaxMOM44

To be fair they were mostly calling me an idiot.

LaxMOM44

Shantxtell said:

laxminavkar said:

To be fair they were mostly calling me an idiot.

I actually didn't see that until I went back and re- read the while thread t

Whatever there was a difference of opinion and someone started name calling I love you but I don't need a white knight. Besides I'm just not
Inviting them to my birthday party which is November 4th bitches so there better be a surprise party with cake and balloons and loot bags full of dicks!!!

Boo0512

laxminavkar said:

To be fair they were mostly calling me an idiot.

They said we were all fucking morons/bitches/dense etc.

@shantxtell I think @watuzzigal was mainly upset that when they were ripping our entire board to shreds, you said nothing. Just my guess but I probably shouldn't be speaking for her.