You just ate a bag of chips and a Subway BLT and are looking for something else to eat, perferably salty and sweet and deep fried and covered in chocolate.
you come in the front door in the evening, see letters lay there, kick them about with your foot to check if theyre for you & if they arent, leave them for dh to pick up when he comes home 😂
You eat a McRib and fries (you don't even like fries) for dinner, then have a cup of frozen yogurt with popping boba and magic shell, and then decide you need cookies at midnight. (On the upside, you walked downtown after dinner, so that negates some of it, yes?)
EDIT - And you sleep upside down in bed, because for some bizarre reason, it's the only comfortable position you can find...until your partner tickles your feet, that is.
@marebear15 ive had a similar situation the past few days with the steering wheel in my car! i dont have super long legs so im not going to be able to push back much!
When you take a walk with co-workers and they all are wearing sweaters or jackets and are still saying its cold while you're wearing a short sleeve t-shirt and are comfortable.
@biolprof, I just told SO that somethings are getting difficult to shave, AND for about the 5th time in our relationship, skipped shaving my legs completely at bed time.
You get irritated with your SO because you want puffy tacos...right this second...and he tells you there's plenty of food HERE, and jumps into the shower before you can make a rebuttal. I just want puffy tacos and Spanish rice.
@c1kc1kpol1cn1k im so annoyed im missing 2 christmas parties! My own work party is a weekend trip to spain (all expenses paid) & obviously I cant fly at the start of dec 😭 & my seconded job is a meal in town & drinks after but not until the 13th dec & at that stage if I still have inside babies, I’ll only be 10 days out from having them at most. Im so gutted as I really like both sets of coworkers!
@leprechaunlady ughh that sucks but you may be able to still make it to the one on the 13th ahah, at least for some yummy food and you can labour right after
You cry because you can't climb onto the roof and put up Christmas lights, essentially proving to the people telling you not to, you're a delicate flower.
You cry at all the cute halloween kids in their costumes cuz they are just so stinking cute. Especially like the 3yos that finally get it for the first time and come toddling up to your door. Ded.
Re: You Know You're Pregnant When...
You just ate a bag of chips and a Subway BLT and are looking for something else to eat, perferably salty and sweet and deep fried and covered in chocolate.
You can't think of a day in recent memory in which you HAVEN'T shed tears--often over something completely ridiculous.
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you turn up for your nail appointment to discover your appointment is actually next thursday evening 🤦🏻♀️😭💅🏻
PG #2: EDD 8/15/23 Miscarried 9w1d 1/11/23
PG #3: EDD 12/15/23
you can’t bend over to put your shoes on without cutting off oxygen to your brain.
Or your feet are so swollen you can’t wear normal shoes anymore so flip flops it is.
you come in the front door in the evening, see letters lay there, kick them about with your foot to check if theyre for you & if they arent, leave them for dh to pick up when he comes home 😂
you sit on your couch surrounded by pillows for your back.
you ask your husband or toddler to get anything for you because you don't want to move from the only comfy position you've been in all day.
When 7:30pm feels like the new 10pm
When you cry because your 7yo said your butt is big... And 6 months ago, this was something you were proud of.
And, when your foodie SO orders less food than you at IHOP... And then give him half of it because your appetite doesn't match your stomach.
Obviously not speaking from experience 😉
EDIT - And you sleep upside down in bed, because for some bizarre reason, it's the only comfortable position you can find...until your partner tickles your feet, that is.
PG #2: EDD 8/15/23 Miscarried 9w1d 1/11/23
PG #3: EDD 12/15/23
When every person you see greets you with “how are you feeling?”
PG #2: EDD 8/15/23 Miscarried 9w1d 1/11/23
PG #3: EDD 12/15/23
When someone says "When are you due?" And then tells you that you must be wrong about it. I never know how to take that one...
PG #2: EDD 8/15/23 Miscarried 9w1d 1/11/23
PG #3: EDD 12/15/23