January 2020 Moms

You Know You're Pregnant When...

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Re: You Know You're Pregnant When...

  • When you find crumbs on your bump hours after your last meal, meaning even gravity can't help you now.
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  • @leprechaunlady ugh yes! I feel like I have to hover over the toilet to back up enough to be able to open the door 🤦🏻‍♀️. 
  • @kbrown2385 We have a tiny bathroom too!  One of us practically has to get in the shower if someone needs to get something out of there.  

    @marebear15 For me, you know your pregnant when you find salsa on your bump after your last meal.  

  • OMG @leprechaunlady so true!!!! I'm def considering the handicapped stall on a regular basis for the extra room to get out after!
  • Maybe this is just a problem for me...

    When you are constantly stubbing your toe and knocking things over with your bump. I have no depth perception!
  • @alicia__e my balance is so off I hear you
  • I actually do love being pregnant, but it ain't all sunshine and roses..  


    You know you're pregnant when you can no longer lean over to kiss your SO good bye while he's still in bed because your tummy is in the way...abd you were flats everywhere because tying your shoes has become a challenge. 
  • ...when you are driving to work and realize you forgot to put deodorant on today.... oops. 
  • @amb0924 Exact same thing happened to me today. Really put the natural deodorant applied yesterday to the test...
  • After spending 3 hours in the urgent care clinic with DS1 and a lacerated lip (ugh, BOYS!!!), I tried to nuke his soft food diet of mac&cheese and mashed potatoes in the REFRIGERATOR. 
  • You have change your shirt literally every time you finish doing the dishes as the bump is soaking wet . sigh 
  • FyreFlyeRushFyreFlyeRush member
    edited November 2019
    When the windows are open, the ceiling fan is on, you're wearing a light sheet with your feet out, and just a t-shirt....and everyone else is buried under all the covers wearing full sweats because it's 42F/5C outside and you're STILL too hot to cuddle. 
  • @FyreFlyeRush Same!
    I basically am wearing a tshirt, no covers, fan blowing on me to sleep. DH hates it and is bundled under multiple blankets. 
    I was still sweating last night too and the temps were down in the 20s. 
  • When its nearly 3:30am & you’ve been wide awake for the past few hours so you’re playing candy crush as the pj masks theme tune runs through your head repeatedly & your husband is lay snoring beside you 😕
  • @biolprof it's all of 1am here but same thing...
  • When you're driving down the road and cry out and your partner goes "WHAT?! Where?!" Oh, nothing, the baby just did that weird snake slithering across my tummy by my hips thing again. I swear this kid better flip soon, because some the moves he makes are really not fun and disconcerting. 
  • @FyreFlyeRush I screamed the other day for similar reasons. It's weird sometimes. I think my baby is lying transverse so yeah some weird movements at times!
  • @biolprof, this one is complete breech, and you can see him trying to get his feet up by his head in ultrasounds to go frank breech, so I keep feeling feet squiggle WAY down low. It...is...NOT....PLEASANT. Of course, it's movement, so I'll take it. 
  • When you send stuff to the printer, waddle halfway across the office to pick it up only to realise you left your pass sitting on your desk so you cant actually access the printer. So you have to waddle back to your desk, pick up your pass & waddle back to the printer 🤦🏻‍♀️
  • @leprechaunlady hahaha! Mine is usually that I get down there and for some reason my computer decided not to print the same thing. Same effect though....
  • @FyreFlyeRush yup. I swear anytime she hits low on me it HURTS LIKE A MFER. And DH gets all concerned... but for her first, which i appreciate, but at the same time it's like... o no... she's fine. It's mama that's being abused here. Don't mind me... Just the punching bag for this supposedly cute human that I'm growing. Nothing to worry about.
    PG #1: 36w5d 12/25/19
    PG #2: EDD 8/15/23 Miscarried 9w1d 1/11/23
    PG #3: EDD 12/15/23
  • FyreFlyeRushFyreFlyeRush member
    edited November 2019
    When you have an orange jug in your refrigerator because you're "elderly". This shall never be spoken of again. 

    @biolprof, I'm debating getting one, too, but with gel so it'll last about 10w.
  • @peppyj9 I end up painting all over my toes even when not pregnant. DH always asks why I bother trying at all. He thinks I should just always go get them done.
  • Woke up at 130 to pee. Laid back down. Heartburn kicked in. Moved to the couch with Rolaids. Heartburn dissipated. Had to pee again (230). Now in bed wide awake with SO bed hogging and snoring. Sigh... I've never had preggosomnia this bad before. 
  • @stashattack I love the visual of that song, but with all third trimester pregnant ladies complaining about things their husbands did! 😂
  • ....you're now wearing loafers with everything because it's too effort to put on socks and/or tie your Chuck Taylor's. 

    Bonus - You bought your shoes a size too large, anticipating swelling...but you have none, so they fall off when you walk. 
  • You know your pregnant when.......

    you spend 10 minutes trying to shave your hoohah, feel out of breath and need to lay down then realize you only got half of it. 🥺
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