Instead of napping my kid decided to to play with the shit in her diaper and it is EVERYWHERE her included. She also tried to put her shit covered hands IN MY MOUTH!
I’M GONNA PUKE!!!
This has happened in our house quite a few times (walked in to see shit finger paintings on the crib/wall) before when my ds was around one...I resorted to using a thin strip of duct tape around the waist of his diaper at bedtime/naptime because of it
We were planning to take a babymoon in September or October or sometime when I weaned DS but that isn't going so well so the babymoon probably not going to happen
@kayjay44 I can't even imagine! She kept testing and they were all negative so she did go out and drink and she feels super super guilty about it.
@allthingsgo I love that show. I always watch in awe because I can't imagine going 9 months not knowing.. like they don't even get big or feel the baby grow?!
There’s a post starting to go viral around here from our local sheriff’s department about a young woman that had a baby in secret and kept the baby in her car in a trash bag after she had it. She had to go to the hospital due to blood loss and that’s when they found the baby. The baby had been deceased for at least a day at this point. Everyone keeps talking about how “she was so sweet” and “I can’t believe she did this,” but all I keep thinking is I totally see how it happened. I live in the heart of the Bible Belt. I’m pretty sure she was scared to death to tell anyone she was pregnant, much less that she had the baby. It’s the problem we have around here. All of these feelings are so antiquated. It’s so incredibly sad and I can’t understand how she could do that to her baby, but I can understand that there was probably a lot of fear there.
@PurplePoppy424 Your sentiment kind of reminds me of my feelings when i watched the imagine dragons documentary Believer. Its largely about the massive amount of teen and young adult suicides in Utah and within the Mormon community. Many of the suicides they discussed were directly related to intolerance of LGBT and sexuality in general. Its so sad.
Man, mods around here move quickly. No fun allowed.
Also, in ref to the white knightknottie on the deleted US post, "we have hormones running rampant" to pregnant women is "are you on your period or something?" to not pregnant women. Try again.
What a dick, @bleucheeznwine. I also, the mod speed has me sad because I could have had some fun with that but missed it between leaving work and catching the train.
Omg how did I miss the hormone and white knight bullshit?! Damn. I was too busy puking up a turkey burger while my kid was in the bathtub splashing bath water at me.
@kayjay44 of course she did. If you read the first post of that thread, there are two instructions: Only "love its" since comments will clog up the thread, and make sure to crop out personal info. Her name was clearly visible AND she asked for people to comment by guessing the gender (at 14 weeks, nonetheless). Hopefully she DDd out of sheer embarrassment.
DS born 2/18/2019 DD born 4/1/2023 Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
I only got to see the first few posts on the AW thread! UGH why do the mods insist on shutting down our party?!? This group is usually the most entertaining part of my day, btw. I always imagine snarky answers but don't have the guts to say them, so I'm so excited when some of y'all are waaay snarky. Looking at you, @kayjay44@madreofdragons@grebretso.
Th comment about possible 10% chance being a Komodo Dragon had me dying @grebretso
Alright I need to bitch for a minute. Call d my insurance last week to ask if the MaterniT21 test was covered. They said it was at 100% my doc sent in a prior authorization just to cover our bases and it came back DENIED
so I call to find out why and they won’t tell me! They say they are not a physician and are not qualified to explain why. What in the holy hell does you telling me why it was denied after saying it was covered have to do with that. So I’m pissed and just trying to figure out if there is a program in my area for the test because I can’t afford $800 for it and I had a terrible experience with the quad screen and don’t want to go that route again. Okay rant over thank you for the AW post lol
@lifeofboggs what the hell! That seems like it should be illegal to deny it and then not tell you why! Can you talk to your doctor about what happened or have them call? I hate dealing with insurance bs. It’s ridiculous the hoops they have you jump through just to get things covered.
Re: Weekly randoms 8/6 - 8/12
@lifeofboggs if it happens again I may resort to that!
@allthingsgo I love that show. I always watch in awe because I can't imagine going 9 months not knowing.. like they don't even get big or feel the baby grow?!
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
Also, in ref to the white knightknottie on the deleted US post, "we have hormones running rampant" to pregnant women is "are you on your period or something?" to not pregnant women. Try again.
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
This group is usually the most entertaining part of my day, btw. I always imagine snarky answers but don't have the guts to say them, so I'm so excited when some of y'all are waaay snarky. Looking at you, @kayjay44 @madreofdragons @grebretso.
Also how dare exciting stuff happen when I am busy at work.
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
DD born 4/1/2023
Baby #3 EDD 11/21/2024
Alright I need to bitch for a minute. Call d my insurance last week to ask if the MaterniT21 test was covered. They said it was at 100% my doc sent in a prior authorization just to cover our bases and it came back DENIED
so I call to find out why and they won’t tell me! They say they are not a physician and are not qualified to explain why. What in the holy hell does you telling me why it was denied after saying it was covered have to do with that. So I’m pissed and just trying to figure out if there is a program in my area for the test because I can’t afford $800 for it and I had a terrible experience with the quad screen and don’t want to go that route again.
Okay rant over thank you for the AW post lol
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
@kayjay44 Sesame Street for The win!
BFP 6.8.2018 EDD 02.18.2019
Saw their sale is next Wednesday and thought I’d share...
MMC 2.12.11 @ 8w
PVM 5.8.12
GWM 3.17.15
RPM 2.21.19