Sh*t People Say to Pregnant Women

feeislove · April 2017

Here's good venting thread for when people decide that it's totally appropriate to say inappropriate things just because you're pregnant and there for they have free reign. Or it could be just things people say/ask that irk you.

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Boobopgirl · April 2017

Since it's my 3rd, I'm getting really sick of "Are you hoping for a boy/trying for a boy?"

Also when I was ridiculously pregnant with Dd2, someone said "look at THAT beer gut!"

yasandson · April 2017

"waaaaw thats a big belly, you got what? 2-3 months before your due date?"
No bxtch. 5. Im just fat.

feeislove · April 2017

"Oh I see a baby bump!" No you don't, you just see my belly fat. Then they suck their teeth at me and give me a look that says they don't believe me. Then I grab a handful of fat and pull it away from my body. I still get the look. I promise I'm not just being hard on myself, it really is fat. And it's ok. Really.

twinning2017 · April 2017

'You're having twins? That's upsetting hopefully You learn your lesson with these two!'

joforyoga · April 2017

"Better get your sleep now you"ll never sleep again" or " just wait, you have no idea what you're in for" when it's your first pregnancy you're like yeah well no shit I have no idea what I'm in for but thanks for the positive encouragement !

twinning2017 · April 2017

joforyoga said:

"Better get your sleep now you"ll never sleep again" or " just wait, you have no idea what you're in for" when it's your first pregnancy you're like yeah well no shit I have no idea what I'm in for but thanks for the positive encouragement !

I got that when I was having my son, my first. I breastfed and slept a lot when he did. And still managed to get stuff done. Best advice I got was sleep when they do even if it's an hour up and an hour down. It adds up!

PizzaMonster3 · April 2017

- so did y'all plan this? (Coworker, bachelor)

- I could tell something was different with you! (No just fat)

- why don't you want to do a gender reveal? The whole point is more gifts! (The whole convo was weird to me)

ksf13 · April 2017

@joforyoga That was always my grandmother's favorite when I was pregnant with DD. I will say, she sleeps about 11-12 hours a night now and I sleep pretty good myself

. It may have felt like I'd never sleep again for the first few months though lol.

@feeislove We go home to visit at the end of May and I'm really hoping I'm more bump than fat at that point. My family hasn't seen me since Christmas, so I'm sure they are going to have to be like "ohhh look at your belly". My mom asks me ALL the time.."are you showing yet?!".

Though I'm guilty of it myself. and I know it's meant well..I do get tired of "how are you feeling?!"....It's all people ask me when they see me at church lol. It's usually the same people. Then my cousin announced she's pregnant last night (we are 5 weeks apart!), and I said "how have you been feeling?" haha.

My grandfather is SO bad about asking people who are expecting their second (or third, fourth, etc.)...."Well, y'all haven't figured out what causes that yet?!" lol. So awkward, but it's so his personality.

SwtAnana · April 2017

I hate it when the first thing people do when they find out you're pregnant is to share a pregnancy horror story

Thanks for getting me all anxious and worked up that something bad is going to happen

KSweet · April 2017

I don't know what it is about a pregnant woman that makes other people want to share their labor stories in detail, especially unsolicited and even more especially if it's a "bad" labor story.

I hate the comments about the size of my bump and/or my overall size. If you need to say something, just say, you look great! Mostly I just get people asking me how many we're going to have...I don't know why people feel like it's okay to ask about a person's reproduction but anyhow....

kmornelas29 · April 2017

"Ugh, I can't imagine starting over again! My kids are older and I have freedom now."

I have one, and this wasn't an accident. It was planned. I'm not upset about it. I want the small little baby, thanks tho!

Maksim's Mom · April 2017

When I told a female colleague that I was expecting she said, "oh yes I noticed you were getting bigger" uhm thanks. Didn't realize I was getting "bigger" not that it matters. I'm growing a baby!

emwj10187 · April 2017

"i really wanted a boy for you guys, but congrats on having a girl".... <-- Family member

emwj10187 · April 2017

@PizzaMonster3 the "did you plan this?" question... is so weird to me too. It's right up there with "are you excited?" like what am i really gonna say to that?? "no this wasn't planned, and we aren't excited at all..." just weird...

lindsayfairlamb · April 2017

"Oh, look at how much you've popped out! Be careful, you don't want to gain too much weight!" Ugh

PizzaMonster3 · April 2017

@emwj10187 lol yeah everyoneee has asked "are you excited?" And I'm not sure what answer they're expecting?

canonmom413 · April 2017

"Wow you've grown since yesterday!"
-No... I ate since yesterday. That is a food baby sitting on top of the real baby.

"How long do you have to wait to find out the gender?! You should try one of those 3D places !"
-You want to pay for it ?!? I only do 3rd trimester 3D... so unless you're fronting the cash, shut yo face!

"You're really starting over huh?"
-Yes , because we totally didn't think of that when having sex making the baby. (DD2 will be 7 soon)

ugh peeps.

monstera13 · April 2017

I'm still in school (working on my doctorate) and have had several fellow students and professors say "Congrats!....Wait, is it congrats?"

Ugh. Yes. This baby was planned, and DH and in a good position in life to start a family. I hate how being in school makes people think a baby is a horrible accident.

smartin90-2 · April 2017

"You're so small!" I'm a couple days shy of 16 weeks, and I'm a first time mom. Did you think the baby starts out at birth size and weight in there? I mean, I know I had to explain how I'm growing the baby to my 7yr old SD, but I didn't think so many grown people would be making comments like this. It just makes you unnecessarily worry sometimes.

Another good one? "I didn't think they'd let you do a registry this early since you just don't know..." Got that a few days ago when we told MIL we'd started our registry since we had a free weekend. Soooo, should we wait until the baby is here or maybe when labor starts...?

VLillyV · April 2017

"Don't have rough sex" -my mother
"you look tired" and " you must eat double" -a coworker
"your having a girl because you're so wide" - MIL
These are really pale in comparison to some here, but I'm barely starting to show so I expect much more.

Boobopgirl · April 2017

My psychiatrist asked "How did this happen?" And "You're keeping the baby?" I also get asked every time I go if I'm "still pregnant?" (Man, I wish I could find another psychiatrist)

People keep saying the bit about being "outnumbered" and I'm like, we were outnumbered at 2. Florence takes at least 2 adults to keep up with her...

emgem819 · April 2017

"You're having twins? Oh good luck with that!"

"I had a feeling!" (DH's ex wife ummm no idea why she said this...I'm not big yet, she has no idea we have been trying, ugh!!)

curlyq423 · April 2017

During my last pregnancy a nurse and I were discussing the care of a patient. I felt the patient really needed more done and we needed the doctor. I finally said "I may be wrong, but I really think the patient needs this and this..." The nurse got quit and looked at me and said "Well, the blood flow IS going to the baby and not your brain these days". No joke. I gave her a disgusted look and muttered something under my breath. Needless to say, the blood flow was still running to my head bc when the doc got there I was right.

yoeyswife · April 2017

emwj10187 said:

"i really wanted a boy for you guys, but congrats on having a girl".... <-- Family member

I got that response from TWO family members in the same day. I'm thrilled to have 2 girls. I don't need to have "1 of each" to be a happy Mom. Geez.

floyd1rl · April 2017

"Is that coffee?!?!"

Um yes. Do you want to die?

canonmom413 · April 2017

floyd1rl said:

"Is that coffee?!?!"

Um yes. Do you want to die?

Omg! I got the worst looks at Starbucks yesterday. I got a half caff ( because I was maxed out with my caffeine form earlier in the day) but you woulda thunk I had 4 extra shots in my drink from the eye rolls.

tyannej · April 2017

"You need to eat healthy"

"you're going to be HUGE!"

"was this planned?"

*sometimes it makes me want to throat chop people*

nursejennie76 · April 2017

One of my ER docs replaced my Diet Pepsi on the desk with a bottle of water... she's lucky she still has hands... I work 12 hour nights and can hardly stay awake as it is... don't touch my shit!!

kkerner87 · April 2017

No one said anything to me, but I got stares. I don't even think i look that pregnant, but I had 1 glass of red wine the 1.5 hour DH and I were out to eat. When I stood up to go pee, the looks I got from the table across from me pissed me off!

TallMomma29 · April 2017

@curlyq423 it would have been so hard for me not to lose my mind on that lady in your situation.

curlyq423 · April 2017

@TallMomma29 Yeah I was NOT happy. Luckily I don't float down to that area anymore so I don't have to see her.

winterecho · April 2017

"Eww you're having a baby? Ugh I don't want any. Ever."

I'm here like damn I'm sorry my unborn baby disgusts you so much. She's better off not having any.

sjohns908 · April 2017

I got my first one the other night at the pharmacy. Went to pick up a prescription, it was flagged and they had to ask me if I'm pregnant. I answered yes. So as I'm going to leave, the tech goes "oh here's a coupon you'll be needing. Not now, but soon I'm sure". It was a formula coupon that printed out at checkout. I just looked at her and go "probably not, but thanks"

Thank you for assuming how I'm going to be feeding my baby.

canonmom413 · April 2017

@sjohns08 I feel like most people assume formula. I breastfed both my girls and plan for this one as well. It was brought up when I was doing some registry stuff at work last week and my co worker was like " I just could never. I don't understand how anyone could. I mean , ouch my body! " I'm like okay lady, that's fine and dandy for you. But it's not a bad thing for me. So imma do it, mmmmkay?!??

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bluejeanbabi05 · April 2017

@canonmom413 I find it odd when women have such strong opinions against breastfeeding before they even have started contemplating having children. I have a friend like that. She doesn't even have a boyfriend, no medical issues and zero experience with breastfeeding. But she swears she will never even think about attempting it. I'm all for the choice, whatever floats your boat, but I still think it's strange to make that decision at that point in your life and to be so adamant about it.

sjohns908 · April 2017

@bluejeanbabi05 I didn't grow up around people who BF. When my youngest cousins were born, they were all formula fed and I didn't know any other way. Once I got older and realized hey, that's what boobs are for, it was such a strange concept to me and I never really thought i would do it. Even when I was pregnant with my first, I wasn't sure until about a month before she was born that I was even going to attempt it. Then I was so not committed to it and gave up the first week. Even now it's hard because my mom only did for a week or two with my brother and I and MIL never BF. So it's something I had to figure out on my own and while they tried to be supportive, in their minds it was like "well why don't you just go to formula then since this is hard?". It's irritating

My second was BF until 6 weeks and my third was exclusively until her first birthday. I plan on trying with this one, I'm not sure I'll be able to since I had a breast reduction a year and a half ago.

buttercream_frosting · April 2017

"Wow pregnant already? That was fast!"

Ummm DS will be 2+4months....

JessDG · April 2017

I get a lot of "you didn't waste any time!" Since we got married in August. Thanks. I can count too.

winterecho · May 2017

JessDG said:

I get a lot of "you didn't waste any time!" Since we got married in August. Thanks. I can count too.

Same! We got married in Nov. Some relatives have wondered if I'm following in my parents footsteps since I was born a few days before their 10 month anniversary

asickles98 · May 2017

This is our fifth (warning you some of these are special).

"it can't be that good" as in the sex.
"Don't you know what causes that"
"how did you even find the time?"
"are you sure?"
"there is this thing called Netflix you can binge watch TV instead of having sex" ummm what the what
"damn again"
" y'all need a new hobby "
"you should let your husband get a girlfriend that way you can get your body back" walked away from this well meaning person with no mind mouth filter.
" you should just let your husband play video games then you wouldn't find yourself in this position"
" are you Catholic?" Good guess, other religions have babies too.
" you really are a good little Catholic's procreating like rabbits" ummm what does our religion have to do with it?
"Damn girl let your husband fish" huh???
"Aren't you tired of him yet?"
" you should cut him off, close that cookie jar"
"Stop cooking his dinner then you won't have to have sex" side eyeing you only have sex if you cook?"

**I did warn you there were some special ones.**

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