This just happened for the first time today. When the handicapped stall is taken at work so you have to go to the little one and you can barely fit thru the door...
@kbrands7 I'm not allowed to go to the grocery by myself anymore. I walk out with the most random things and usually not what I went in for.
Me too....DH usually comes with me and pushes the cart as I throw "list items" into the basket...I haven't been so great at sticking to my list and I manage to throw in a couple boxes of honey buns, some Jiffy cornbread, stuff for smoothies...whatever I see that sparks my interest. Pretty sure next shopping trip DH will offer to go by himself.
When you cant differentiate between all the new kinds of pain, and literally just stop in the middle of a rainy, freezing parking lot today because you do not think you can make it another 20 steps to your car and muster all your willpower to not just sit down on the pavement until the pain subsides.
The only thing that made it better was knowing that I wouldn't be sitting in the middle of the parking lot, recreating the infamous Bridesmaids food poisoning scene.
When you have to take a break from shredding the chicken that's been in the crockpot for 8 hours because you're out of breath and seeing stars from the effort....
When you have to take a break from shredding the chicken that's been in the crockpot for 8 hours because you're out of breath and seeing stars from the effort....
Or when you feel like you ran 3 miles after cutting up a butternut squash!
When you have to take a break from shredding the chicken that's been in the crockpot for 8 hours because you're out of breath and seeing stars from the effort....
Or when you feel like you ran 3 miles after cutting up a butternut squash!
QBF
Or when you are out of breath just thinking about these things! Haha!
OMG! WHEN YOGA PANTS ARE HOT! WHEN YOU ARE THE WORSHIP AND PRAISE LEADER AND YOU CAN'T SING THE HIGH NOTE BECAUSE THE BABY WANT LET YOU AND WHEN DO JUST A LITTLE , A TRICKLE OF PEE RUNS DOWN YOUR LEG! YOU KEEP CHECKING TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE NOTICES IT.
When you gain so much weight that your maternity tank top is now suffocating you and you cut the elastic under your boobs when you get to work so you can breathe.
When you are running a meeting and say the following words: -Maypril (as in, "I will not be here to run the monthly meeting in Maypril") -Potato chips when you meant wood chips (as in "We need to remind maintenance staff to rake the potato chips under the swing sets once the snow melts") -"So in confusion" instead of "conclusion"
This baby better be a frickin genius because I am losing it!
ETA: And I just sent an email saying that I will be holding office hours at 9am on the "last Sunday of the month"...I work at a school Monday-Friday. I will most definitely NOT be here on Sunday. I think I am just going to pack it up and go home now.
Wait. Stop. This really has nothing to do with this thread...but I'm scrolling along and accidentally clicked @yogahh name. Those were some funny messages posted to your board
Wait. Stop. This really has nothing to do with this thread...but I'm scrolling along and accidentally clicked @yogahh name. Those were some funny messages posted to your board
On the "wall"? I know, it was so random. I didn't even really that existed until then and still not sure what the purpose of it is if you can just PM someone?
Wait. Stop. This really has nothing to do with this thread...but I'm scrolling along and accidentally clicked @yogahh name. Those were some funny messages posted to your board
On the "wall"? I know, it was so random. I didn't even really that existed until then and still not sure what the purpose of it is if you can just PM someone?
-------qfb-------- Lol yessss. I was like wtf is this?! Haha
When you turn into a major grouch before having to leave for your Husband's grandpa's 87th birthday dinner because you have to put on "real pants" aka leggings and change out of sweatpants. Pregnancy has turned me into a horrible person.
When your husband stays up till 3am playing video games on your bedroom tv. Then when he turns the tv off baby starts kicking and wiggling. Then when the baby stops kicking and wiggling husband starts dicking around on his VERY BRIGHT phone (leading you to say "please turn your phone down, I can only sleep in one position" and "everyone in this family sucks"). When your husband turns off his phone you accidentally slide sleepily onto your stomach, causing a shock of pain. Then when you finally reposition yourself your husbands phone starts beeping because it's low on batteries. Then when you start drifting off for good sleep around 4am...you have to pee.
When your husband stays up till 3am playing video games on your bedroom tv.
Then when he turns the tv off baby starts kicking and wiggling.
Then when the baby stops kicking and wiggling husband starts dicking around on his VERY BRIGHT phone (leading you to say "please turn your phone down, I can only sleep in one position" and "everyone in this family sucks").
When your husband turns off his phone you accidentally slide sleepily onto your stomach, causing a shock of pain.
Then when you finally reposition yourself your husbands phone starts beeping because it's low on batteries.
Then when you start drifting off for good sleep around 4am...you have to pee.
I would've been sending my H packing to the couch if he was going to keep me up that late!
When your husband stays up till 3am playing video games on your bedroom tv. Then when he turns the tv off baby starts kicking and wiggling. Then when the baby stops kicking and wiggling husband starts dicking around on his VERY BRIGHT phone (leading you to say "please turn your phone down, I can only sleep in one position" and "everyone in this family sucks"). When your husband turns off his phone you accidentally slide sleepily onto your stomach, causing a shock of pain. Then when you finally reposition yourself your husbands phone starts beeping because it's low on batteries. Then when you start drifting off for good sleep around 4am...you have to pee.
I would've been sending my H packing to the couch if he was going to keep me up that late!
------qbf------- I kick DH to the guest room the second he starts snoring...and that's not really even his fault lol
When you get legit angry at your husband for passing you the unopened pickle jar instead of opening the jar for you and passing you a pickle, scream at him for it, and then 3 seconds later burst into tears apologizing.
When you're debating how much you really want a chocolate bar because getting one means getting up from your desk, walking 100 feet to the vending machines and walking back.
When your husband stays up till 3am playing video games on your bedroom tv.
Then when he turns the tv off baby starts kicking and wiggling.
Then when the baby stops kicking and wiggling husband starts dicking around on his VERY BRIGHT phone (leading you to say "please turn your phone down, I can only sleep in one position" and "everyone in this family sucks").
When your husband turns off his phone you accidentally slide sleepily onto your stomach, causing a shock of pain.
Then when you finally reposition yourself your husbands phone starts beeping because it's low on batteries.
Then when you start drifting off for good sleep around 4am...you have to pee.
I would've been sending my H packing to the couch if he was going to keep me up that late!
This is why we have no TV in the bedroom and DH plays video games in the basement if he's going to be up super late!
When you're debating how much you really want a chocolate bar because getting one means getting up from your desk, walking 100 feet to the vending machines and walking back.
At least you have a vending machine in the same building.. if I want a chocolate bar I have to drive my happy ass 5 minutes down the road... and that seems like entirely too much work. Sigh.
When you're debating how much you really want a chocolate bar because getting one means getting up from your desk, walking 100 feet to the vending machines and walking back.
I like to think of it as part of my 30 minutes a day I *should* be walking!
When all you want to do all day is go to sleep and then when you finally are able to, you can't get comfortable and baby decides to have a dance party.
When you have to decline the invitation to your college BFF's destination wedding because it is less than 2 months from your EDD, will require tons of walking, a 5 hour flight each way, and a couple thousand dollars for airfare and hotel.
When you want to sleep but your brain is obsessively making lists of things that you need to do that are progressively more overwhelming... 1. I need to deal with the nursery 2. I need to freeze some meals 3. I need to get my short term disability in order 4. I need to push a human being out of my vagina using my sheer physical force in front of several people, most of whom I don't know.
When you bitch out your poor husband because he made the mistake of asking if you put his clothes in the washing machine. Here is a little snippit: "I'm not sure if you are aware, but I actually have a full time job, then pick up our son, make dinner and am growing a human. So if you want a wife who can stay home and do your precious laundry, you should find a way to afford that because right now, that is not an option."
I am making him a steak dinner right now and hoping it will smooth things over.
When your husband stays up till 3am playing video games on your bedroom tv.
Then when he turns the tv off baby starts kicking and wiggling.
Then when the baby stops kicking and wiggling husband starts dicking around on his VERY BRIGHT phone (leading you to say "please turn your phone down, I can only sleep in one position" and "everyone in this family sucks").
When your husband turns off his phone you accidentally slide sleepily onto your stomach, causing a shock of pain.
Then when you finally reposition yourself your husbands phone starts beeping because it's low on batteries.
Then when you start drifting off for good sleep around 4am...you have to pee.
I would've been sending my H packing to the couch if he was going to keep me up that late!
This is why we have no TV in the bedroom and DH plays video games in the basement if he's going to be up super late!
SAME HERE. DH has his own "man cave" on the other side of the house. So if he wants to play video games, computer or on his ipad he is FAR away from me. Saves a lot of unnecessary drama!
Re: Pregnant lady problems....
The only thing that made it better was knowing that I wouldn't be sitting in the middle of the parking lot, recreating the infamous Bridesmaids food poisoning scene.
Or when you feel like you ran 3 miles after cutting up a butternut squash!
QBF
Or when you are out of breath just thinking about these things! Haha!
When you rub tummy butter all over the belly at night and wondering what you're doing with your life.
-Maypril (as in, "I will not be here to run the monthly meeting in Maypril")
-Potato chips when you meant wood chips (as in "We need to remind maintenance staff to rake the potato chips under the swing sets once the snow melts")
-"So in confusion" instead of "conclusion"
This baby better be a frickin genius because I am losing it!
ETA: And I just sent an email saying that I will be holding office hours at 9am on the "last Sunday of the month"...I work at a school Monday-Friday. I will most definitely NOT be here on Sunday. I think I am just going to pack it up and go home now.
-------qfb--------
Lol yessss. I was like wtf is this?! Haha
Then when he turns the tv off baby starts kicking and wiggling.
Then when the baby stops kicking and wiggling husband starts dicking around on his VERY BRIGHT phone (leading you to say "please turn your phone down, I can only sleep in one position" and "everyone in this family sucks").
When your husband turns off his phone you accidentally slide sleepily onto your stomach, causing a shock of pain.
Then when you finally reposition yourself your husbands phone starts beeping because it's low on batteries.
Then when you start drifting off for good sleep around 4am...you have to pee.
------qbf-------
I kick DH to the guest room the second he starts snoring...and that's not really even his fault lol
At least you have a vending machine in the same building.. if I want a chocolate bar I have to drive my happy ass 5 minutes down the road... and that seems like entirely too much work. Sigh.
But in reality, you want to be getting bigger because that means baby is growing. But don't tell me I'm getting bigger!
Mama to Three Girls:
Twins born March 2014 at 26 weeks due to preterm labor
and our 37weeker born May 9th, 2016!
1. I need to deal with the nursery
2. I need to freeze some meals
3. I need to get my short term disability in order
4. I need to push a human being out of my vagina using my sheer physical force in front of several people, most of whom I don't know.
You know, those things.
"I'm not sure if you are aware, but I actually have a full time job, then pick up our son, make dinner and am growing a human. So if you want a wife who can stay home and do your precious laundry, you should find a way to afford that because right now, that is not an option."
I am making him a steak dinner right now and hoping it will smooth things over.
I can't keep watching these movies with DS.