Pregnant lady problems....

yogahh · January 2016

.... When your feet swell up mid-day and you don't have anything to change into, so by the time you get home you have blisters and feet two sizes bigger than when you went to work...

What's your problem??

vinerie · January 2016

When you go out for drinks with friends from 8-12 ..yes, FOUR hours. For about 10 minutes of that time, you talk about baby names and someone still makes a snarky side comment "Oh, we're talking about babies now?"

yogahh · January 2016

vinerie said:
When you go out for drinks with friends from 8-12 ..yes, FOUR hours. For about 10 minutes of that time, you talk about baby names and someone still makes a snarky side comment "Oh, we're talking about babies now?"

Wow. Someone sounds jealous.... We're here to talk baby names!!

araecasey · January 2016

yogahh said:
.... When your feet swell up mid-day and you don't have anything to change into, so by the time you get home you have blisters and feet two sizes bigger than when you went to work...

What's your problem??

Me too girl. Later in my pregnancy my lower belly will start to swell too. Adorable!

kbrands7 · January 2016

When you want all of the food in existence, but can only manage half of a plate because your stomach is squished.

MsIan · January 2016

When you realize you're being super whiny and needy and start a fight with your SO because he's "not paying enough attention" to you. And then your mom sides with him.

side note: I did get some angry shopping out of it.

vinerie · January 2016

When you've convinced yourself that leggings are perfectly professional looking.

yogahh · January 2016

I mentioned this in the ticker change..I peed my pants laughing yesterday. We were building the crib and closed the door to keep the cat out. She didn't like that and kept sticking her paw under the door. Made me laugh so hard I peed

LadySamLady · January 2016

When it takes forever to bend over to pick up your shoe and you fart the minute you grab it, like a choreographed dance.

TheThornBird · January 2016

LadySamLady said:
When it takes forever to bend over to pick up your shoe and you fart the minute you grab it, like a choreographed dance.

Oh, the farting! It's out of control! DH is now so fed up with it, he's banned me from farting around him, ha.

sarawifenow · January 2016

I have two...

When you can't get up off of the couch without struggling anymore.

When you forget just how big your bump is and you get stuck when trying to squeeze through a space you've been able to get through dozens of times before.

businessmama · January 2016

When you want to bash anyone in the face who decides your nick name is Prego, and when you tell them that isn't your name, they seriously ask "what am I supposed to call you then?" Uhhhh, I don't know. My name... What you have been using for years?

NinnyJean · January 2016

You park in a parking spot and think you have plenty of room to get out but forget your stomach is big and you can't suck it in. Then have to drive around for ten minutes until a bigger parking spot opens up

MrsPrice519 · January 2016

My biggest "problem" is that I am always hungry, but nothing ever sounds good.

kami09 · January 2016

When you cry uncontrollably because Elsa won't go build a snowman with Anna.

LadySamLady · January 2016

When all your dreams end with you sitting on a toilet before you wake up and realize you have to pee.

JessicaB0627 · January 2016

When you can't decide between the Rice Krispie treat or the cookie so you get both.

Sunshinebins · January 2016

When you buy something at the store that you must have for dinner because it sounds so good, but by the time you get home you can't bear to eat it.

yogahh · January 2016

Sunshinebins said:
When you buy something at the store that you must have for dinner because it sounds so good, but by the time you get home you can't bear to eat it.

Or it's too hard to wait for the water to boil for your velvetetta shells and cheese so you just have cereal

valerie4786 · January 2016

When you have to make sure your heartburn meds are with you everywhere you go (like the Bachelorette party & wedding I went to Friday & last night) because you never know when the heartburn will rear it's ugly head...

Charissadeats · January 2016

When you just went to the bathroom and as you leave the bathroom you already have to go pee again.

folamij · January 2016

Shoes that don't just slip on are not meant to be worn.

Sunshinebins · January 2016

Charissadeats said:
When you just went to the bathroom and as you leave the bathroom you already have to go pee again.

Oh my gosh this! Or you finally get comfortable in bed after rolling back and forth and messing with pillows....and then realize you have to pee

JennyS86 · January 2016

You want to eat Everything...but can't find the energy to cook it!

thismakes4 · January 2016

When you start asking your SO to take off your shoes and socks because you just can't. Dh also has to put them on too.

evalynn24 · January 2016

When you use the bathroom in the back of the house only to have to use the bathroom in the front of the house as you head out the door.

BabyL52716 · January 2016

When you are sitting upright on the couch and it makes your short of breath.

JoMunson · January 2016

When you try to kiss your husband goodnight and you need to roll like a turtle to get there and that makes you cry uncontrollably for 20 minutes.

vinerie · January 2016

thismakes4 said:

When you start asking your SO to take off your shoes and socks because you just can't. Dh also has to put them on too.

guilty.

sarawifenow · January 2016

When you burst into tears because you want to give your dog a kiss but can't bend down far enough to reach her.

nerdymama15 · January 2016

When your regular pants still fit barely, but still slide down your belly even with a belt on. And yet maternity pants are still too big so either way you are constantly pulling your pants up.

yogahh · January 2016

nerdymama15 said:
When your regular pants still fit barely, but still slide down your belly even with a belt on. And yet maternity pants are still too big so either way you are constantly pulling your pants up.

My regular pants haven't fit since week 8

sarawifenow · January 2016

yogahh said:

nerdymama15 said:
When your regular pants still fit barely, but still slide down your belly even with a belt on. And yet maternity pants are still too big so either way you are constantly pulling your pants up.
My regular pants haven't fit since week 8

Ditto.

tripledaggerWed95976 · January 2016

When you sit down and realize your boobs are laying flat on top of your stomach

When you are no longer your own entity.. You are now just the host to the baby (aka- the rental uterus) and as such will only be asked pregnancy/baby related questions

kbrands7 · January 2016

When normal tasks like carrying a toddler on your hip, grocery shopping, or cleaning feel like a workout.

proudparent2b · January 2016

When you are 24 weeks pregnant but still just look fat rather than pregnant, so every time you go out to eat, the waiter/waitress asks if you want a glass of wine or martini.

kp90 · January 2016

These are cracking me up.

NewbySweet · January 2016

My maternity pants are getting too tight...

Bltbear82 · January 2016

When your toddler refuses to brush his teeth and you're personally offended.

laurenmdrn16 · January 2016

When you accidentally knock over a vase of flowers with your belly because you forgot you are as wide as you are tall and your attempt to save it from falling fails because your center of gravity is off and you end up nearly smashing your face on the lecturn...oh, did I mention this was at church this morning after singing the offertory and muffing up the descant because my baby insists on head-butting me in the diaphragm every time I sing? Yeah, so smooth.