Pregnant lady problems....

chottomotto

When you insist on wearing real pants and regret it about 15 minutes after leaving the house.

chottomotto

When all your dresses are suddenly hi-lo dresses.

chottomotto

When you think Disney is a good idea, and then ride all the rides! Just kidding, I meant use every bathroom.

sjecc09

When you try to roll over on a memory foam mattress and can't because you've "sunk in" too far.

AND

When you try to bend over to put snow boots on in freezing weather and feel like you're going to topple over.

emsned

When Carrie Underwood songs make you cry because that baby in the back seat was sleeping like a rock.

and_peggy

When you realize that every conversation from now until eternity is going to start with, "How are you feeling?"

JoMunson

aehogan90 said:

When you realize that every conversation from now until eternity is going to start with, "How are you feeling?"

Yes! For a split second I get so confused "yeah why? Oh cuz I had bronchitis recently? Oh. Nope. It's because you assume I feel awful because I'm growing a person."

tt8mpowell

vinerie said:

When you've convinced yourself that leggings are perfectly professional looking.

Me on a daily basis!

doozer1345

When your DH sees you struggle to get into a pair of lacy underwear you love and suggest to wear his boxers instead....Ouch.

Pascal86

When you say hi to someone and just wait for the guaranteed break from eye contact when they try to discretely glance down to see how much bigger your belly is.

drablnd

Having to carry around an extra shirt because you don't know when your going to leak out and embarrass yourself

AND

Constantly having people walk up to me at work and rub my belly

mumbolino

When you forget to put on your sexy compression stockings before boarding the plane... Then realise you can't bend down long enough to do it yourself and DH has to do it for you abd struggles for ages since they are as tight as your feet are swollen. Glamorous :-)

mumbolino

When you buy tent sized underpants!!!! How much bigger will I get?????

sarawifenow

When sleeping is a thing of the past!

lalala2004

NewbySweet said:

My maternity pants are getting too tight...

I definitely had a muffin top in one pair the other day. I'm not supposed to grow that way, dang it!

littlebb22

aehogan90 said:

When you realize that every conversation from now until eternity is going to start with, "How are you feeling?"

THIS.  Is it possible that no one knows what else to say?  I swear the same people ask me this every. week.

nerdymama15

yogahh said:

When your regular pants still fit barely, but still slide down your belly even with a belt on.  And yet maternity pants are still too big so either way you are constantly pulling your pants up.

My regular pants haven't fit since week 8

I'll be 22 wks on Wednesday and my bump just started showing.  So that may be why. I also had a lot of extra padding to begin with in that area. 

jenashawn

kbrands7 said:

When you want all of the food in existence, but can only manage half of a plate because your stomach is squished.

This!!! OMG I cannot believe how sick I feel if I overeat at all... which is fairly easy to do when I'm hungry all the damn time.

erikalee1876

proudparent2b said:

When you are 24 weeks pregnant but still just look fat rather than pregnant, so every time you go out to eat, the waiter/waitress asks if you want a glass of wine or martini.

Same feeling and only 21 weekd pregnant today

erikalee1876

When you feel like you look like a butterball turkey has crawled up inside you..feeling huge in other words!

JennyS86

When you throw up at 21 weeks and DH's only response is, "you haven't done that in a while."

mommar13

When you accidentally hit your bump trying to close the car door because you weren't paying attention to how far out it sticks now

VS2016

When you get out of breath just walking around your classroom..

yogahh

VS2016 said:

When you get out of breath just walking around your classroom..

Or just getting dressed for the grocery store.

chottomotto

Katie122491 said:

When you accidentally hit your bump trying to close the car door because you weren't paying attention to how far out it sticks now

Ooof. I'm sorry!

rlworzalla

When you play a funny game with DH, start laughing and then start choking on your food, then yell out "I need a towel" because your coughs are so bad you start to pee.....

sarawifenow

Just had this happen at BRU...

When you are in the middle of a conversation with a sales associate and LO decides to use your bladder as a trampoline and you have to panic-waddle away mid sentence to the restroom.

MrsKubley

When you slip on the ice putting your toddler in his car seat and catch yourself with the baby bump on the running boards. Ouch.

wsgjmw1

When your doctor scolds you for your weight gain and then you go get an ice cream cone .

gamommyx3

wsgjmw1 said:

When your doctor scolds you for your weight gain and then you go get an ice cream cone .

I'm proud of you.

laurenmdrn16

When you start sobbing in the grocery store parking lot because your toddler accidentally let go of his new Elmo balloon and instead of throwing a tantrum he shrugged and said "Elmo going back to Sesame Street. Bye bye Elmo!" I needed him to comfort me. He saw me crying and said "It's ok, Mama. Elmo just going home. We go home too." I am more emotional and irrational than a toddler. Awesome.

jenl1681

When you and DH are trying to get it on, but baby starts kicking up a storm 2 minutes in and instead of keeping your cool and acting sexy you laugh hysterically. Mood killer....

yogahh

I ate two packages of Ho-hos today. And I want moooorrrreeeeeee

Merciel

When you've been in denial about buying maternity pants for three weeks in a row because you still have one pair of work pants that just barely fit.

AuntieCre5

When you think a sexy shower together would be fun. Then the hubs suggest we might not both fit anymore.... then you need a nap because he was right the sexy shower was exhausting.

Kurrant

not really a pregnant lady problem but here goes.

When you spend an hour looking everywhere for your iphone and give up thinking "it will turn up." You go to the bathroom and it falls out of your back pocket into the toilet. 

I'm very annoyed right now. Why oh why didn't i check my pocket?!

gamommyx3

Kurrant said:

not really a pregnant lady problem but here goes.

When you spend an hour looking everywhere for your iphone and give up thinking "it will turn up." You go to the bathroom and it falls out of your back pocket into the toilet. 

I'm very annoyed right now. Why oh why didn't i check my pocket?!

You could argue that this is a pregnant lady problem because you're in the bathroom 16x more often than you were pre-pregnancy....odds were much higher that the phone would end up in the toilet

tripledaggerWed95976

When you just finished your THIRD vanilla fudge drumstick of the day... Ughhh

doozer1345

MrsKubley said:

When you slip on the ice putting your toddler in his car seat and catch yourself with the baby bump on the running boards. Ouch.

I literally cringed reading this. Are you ok???

wamam027

When your Bradley Method instructor is talking about nutrition in pregnancy and getting enough protein then says "I don't mean get enough protein as in, if I eat this entire box of Kraft macaroni and cheese, I'll meet my protein requirement for the day". I feel like she was staring right at me, I do this at least once a week. Whoops!