Twatwaffle Tuesday!

MamaBish · December 2015

What's a twatwaffle today?

MamaBish · December 2015

The weather. Ugh.

TattoosandLace · December 2015

Power outage. MIL.

Taymiller · December 2015

My lack of motivation.

quartz02 · December 2015

DD's suspected ear infection. Afternoon Dr. appointment was not in my plans for today!

ButterMyBiscuit · December 2015

The fact that nearly my entire office is gone but I'm here. I'm trying to save my vacation time but I'd rather be at home asleep and not in constant fear of throwing up and/or peeing my pants.

ninji15 · December 2015

The stupid mail lady and my doctors office. The mail lady sent a bill back to my Dr because it had my moms address and my name on it. Even though I have mail forwarding set up and even though I live the next house down from my parents. She knows us, she knows those are my parents, and she knows we don't care what mail goes where as long as its between the two houses. She is just being a twat about it. I changed my address at the Drs office in November and they are telling me I didn't. Seriously. Screw people who don't know how to do their jobs.

stillcozy · December 2015

The stupid cold and crappy unreliable clients

fantasticmrsfox · December 2015

The stupid fact that I am going to have to go in for IV fluids because the stupid zofran is not working and I am throwing up copious amounts of bile every ten minutes.

Today is stupid.

jlgriff11 · December 2015

Pelvic rest. I am so horny I can't even. No orgasms, no penetration, no nothing and it's NO FUN.

ButterMyBiscuit · December 2015

jlgriff11 said:

Pelvic rest. I am so horny I can't even. No orgasms, no penetration, no nothing and it's NO FUN.

So if you have an orgasm during an amazing dream, does that count?

jlgriff11 · December 2015

ButterMyBiscuit said:

jlgriff11 said:

Pelvic rest. I am so horny I can't even. No orgasms, no penetration, no nothing and it's NO FUN.

So if you have an orgasm during an amazing dream, does that count?

Thank god I can't do anything about those. I've been having sex dreams at least twice a night. That's how horny I am.

MotherOfDucks · December 2015

Pelvic rest sucks. Btdt. Will be there again in a few weeks. We can start a club if you don't get off of it this pregnancy.

TM14 · December 2015

The website I use to print my pay stubs when I need them. It won't recognize my username and password and of course I need them today. It's bullshit.

Heathereaddy · December 2015

Stupid car that won't start after being in long term parking at the airport. Nothing like coming back from the holidays to be stranded in a parking lot in freezing Kansas City.

stillcozy · December 2015

I was hoping for a snow day at work because we had a big snowstorm but no...

born2run911 · December 2015

Morning sickness. I am 13 weeks and it is showing no signs of easing up. Today is the worst day yet!

mckcak23 · December 2015

I have had a pressure headache for over a week. And my once dog won't stop barking because of falling ice.

SparkySunshine · December 2015

The twat that cut me off on my way to the coffee shop. Unfortunately she works at the coffee shop, which made me not want to go there so I had to get my coffee at the other place, which isn't as good. Learn to drive you twatwaffle!

MamaBish · December 2015

This thread, lol. Made me crave waffles, so I ate some eggos. Now I want more.

joleri23 · December 2015

MamaBish said:

This thread, lol. Made me crave waffles, so I ate some eggos. Now I want more.

Oh girl, you just said the magic word... Eggos! Now it's all I can think about but alas, my Eggos are in a freezer far far away.

MamaBish · December 2015

joleri23 said:

MamaBish said:

This thread, lol. Made me crave waffles, so I ate some eggos. Now I want more.

Oh girl, you just said the magic word... Eggos! Now it's all I can think about but alas, my Eggos are in a freezer far far away.

lol sorry!

bluecrab1020 · December 2015

Smoothie king for not taking Amex. It was all I had on my and I was dying for a smoothie. The lady had even made it already and I seriously considered just grabbing it and running.

Toys R Us because they just suck all the time.

Also DH who helpfully arranged for MIL to watch DD today. Then sent her to the wrong library to meet us. #fail

Today has not been a banner day for me.

nhbaby07 · December 2015

Whoever keeps blowing up the women's restroom at my work. I cannot handle the smells. I can only hold my pee for so long!

jlgriff11 · December 2015

MamaBish said:

This thread, lol. Made me crave waffles, so I ate some eggos. Now I want more.

for fuck's sake, now I have to have waffles.

stillcozy · December 2015

SparkySunshine said:
The twat that cut me off on my way to the coffee shop. Unfortunately she works at the coffee shop, which made me not want to go there so I had to get my coffee at the other place, which isn't as good. Learn to drive you twatwaffle!

I would have gone in ordered my coffee than once I got it back confronted her

stillcozy · December 2015

Oh and all the repeat posts are driving me bonkers!

jlgriff11 · December 2015

Oh and all the repeat posts are driving me bonkers!

SparkySunshine · December 2015

@Lindsayleigh1989 I would have throat punched her! I've known this girl for years and I've never liked her much. It was best to avoid confrontation, as I have turned into a bitch with no filter this pregnancy

ButterMyBiscuit · December 2015

jlgriff11 said:

Oh and all the repeat posts are driving me bonkers!

Haha, I heart you today.

stillcozy · December 2015

Lindsayleigh1989 said:
Oh and all the repeat posts are driving me bonkers!

jlgriff11 said:
Oh and all the repeat posts are driving me bonkers!

@jlgriff11 Did we just have a twin moment and right the same post ?!

Eta: I get it know

stupid brain isn't working

ninji15 · December 2015

Adding in my husband to the twat list today. Saying he pretty much gave up hoping too much with my apt yesterday showing elevated liver enzymes with my PCOS and possible high blood pressure. He said that he was wishing we had waited to tell anyone now. Like, oh, okay. Yeah sorry my body sucks and we can't be in eternal baby bliss yet. You don't think I am freaking? I really want to tell everyone else but now I might as well wait until the baby is here. I just want to have a healthy happy baby dammit.

ButterMyBiscuit · December 2015

Lindsayleigh1989 said:

Oh and all the repeat posts are driving me bonkers!

Oh and all the repeat posts are driving me bonkers!
@jlgriff11 Did we just have a twin moment and right the same post ?!

I think she was just teasing you.

jlgriff11 · December 2015

I would never.

stillcozy · December 2015

I really want waffles now... I want to eat them while I take a bath!

PinkLady2015 · December 2015

ninji15 said:

Adding in my husband to the twat list today. Saying he pretty much gave up hoping too much with my apt yesterday showing elevated liver enzymes with my PCOS and possible high blood pressure. He said that he was wishing we had waited to tell anyone now. Like, oh, okay. Yeah sorry my body sucks and we can't be in eternal baby bliss yet. You don't think I am freaking? I really want to tell everyone else but now I might as well wait until the baby is here. I just want to have a healthy happy baby dammit.

sorry you're having to deal with all of that plus a negative Nancy for a DH... he's probably just scared and has a crap way of showing it. What is your doc recommending for the next step?

ninji15 · December 2015

PinkLady2015 said:

ninji15 said:

Adding in my husband to the twat list today. Saying he pretty much gave up hoping too much with my apt yesterday showing elevated liver enzymes with my PCOS and possible high blood pressure. He said that he was wishing we had waited to tell anyone now. Like, oh, okay. Yeah sorry my body sucks and we can't be in eternal baby bliss yet. You don't think I am freaking? I really want to tell everyone else but now I might as well wait until the baby is here. I just want to have a healthy happy baby dammit.

sorry you're having to deal with all of that plus a negative Nancy for a DH... he's probably just scared and has a crap way of showing it. What is your doc recommending for the next step?

@PinkLady2015 My doctor just said to get blood work done again, which I am waiting results on now. I asked what to do if the levels came back badly again and he said pretty much "We will continue to monitor it, but there is nothing we can really do (because no one in the liver department or whatever wants to touch a pregnant patient pretty much??)" So its just not a good feeling. Helplessness and all that. I know DH is scared but ugh. I did not need to hear that today.

PinkLady2015 · December 2015

Are you working with a regular ob or high-risk?

BettyRu · December 2015

I want Eggos and don't have any... ... ...

jenkeale · December 2015

SIL. She told me if she had to guess, she'd guess I'm 5 1/2-6 months. I'm 12 FUCKING WEEKS. Twat.

joleri23 · December 2015

BettyRu said:

I want Eggos and don't have any... ... ...

If you go buy some, I highly recommend blueberry.

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