I am going to be in on my friends 3rd baby (induction) tomorrow as her labor coach........ This has to mean I'll go into labor right? Just because someone is going to need to rely on me........... Any law for that? .
Also screw target ladies..... Lol just kidding..... I wish we had one !
My bf came home from work and said "Brandon predicts we're going to have our baby next Wednesday". It would still be about two weeks early, but who knows? Maybe his co-worker has psychic powers.
I drove an hour to Sam's Club because we needed to stock up before DS comes. I HAD to make a quick walk through Target. I had BH contractions by the time I got home, but then nothing. I should have stayed at Target for longer!!
The day my false labor contractions started, my FIL came to visit. The day after he left was when the real thing started. Have a family member who stresses you out? Invite them over and maybe labor will kick into gear!
I know I'm Nervous ! This was the day her mom and sis predicted! Lol Where you at girl ?! @mellymar
If they guessed the date, I need to talk to them! Lol
Nope! They don't get to win! By sheer force of will I held that damned kid in! Just kidding, nothing overly exciting other than my cervical check happened yesterday. I didn't even have many BH afterwards like last time. We just went to lunch and then I got a twilight nap (not a for real nap, an 'I almost fell all the way asleep nap) for an hour, then I was just in a funk and sat around on the couch like a zombie.
Sorry y'all. My family apparently does NOT have ESP. (Which is good for me, I did not want them to be right. But I would've accepted it if yesterday had been a Friday the 13th. If it had, I probably would've asked for a membrane sweep, lol) >-
That moment when you think your water might have broke, but then you realize it's your fat ass sweating and it's just sweat running down the backs of your legs.
@karastwin that happened to me the other night. First I thought it might have been my water, then I thought I peed, then I realized Im a disgusting sweaty mess. Learned my lesson and started sleeping in shorts
@Mommaswizz I was in public. Wearing a thin cotton t shirt type dress. Also in a nice air conditioned store. It was pretty gross. DH asked me if I peed myself when I told him. I've never sweated so much in my life. Sometimes after I shower if I'm not too lazy to blow dry and flat iron my hair and put on make up I feel like I need another shower by the time I'm done. So disgusting.
@Mommaswizz I was in public. Wearing a thin cotton t shirt type dress. Also in a nice air conditioned store. It was pretty gross. DH asked me if I peed myself when I told him. I've never sweated so much in my life. Sometimes after I shower if I'm not too lazy to blow dry and flat iron my hair and put on make up I feel like I need another shower by the time I'm done. So disgusting.
Uuugh this is me all the time in the summer. I'm considering giving up makeup because by the time I'm done I'm a sweaty mess and its AFU anyway.
@Mommaswizz I was in public. Wearing a thin cotton t shirt type dress. Also in a nice air conditioned store. It was pretty gross. DH asked me if I peed myself when I told him. I've never sweated so much in my life. Sometimes after I shower if I'm not too lazy to blow dry and flat iron my hair and put on make up I feel like I need another shower by the time I'm done. So disgusting.
Uuugh this is me all the time in the summer. I'm considering giving up makeup because by the time I'm done I'm a sweaty mess and its AFU anyway.
I give up on make up during the summer during the day even if it isn't hot, but if I feel like drying my hair and flat ironing it, I take the tools to the other bathroom to do it. That way it's not all steamy at least. Or sometimes I stand in the hallway in front of the fan! But yes, sweating after just showering is gross, and is difficult to avoid these days!
@Mommaswizz I was in public. Wearing a thin cotton t shirt type dress. Also in a nice air conditioned store. It was pretty gross. DH asked me if I peed myself when I told him. I've never sweated so much in my life. Sometimes after I shower if I'm not too lazy to blow dry and flat iron my hair and put on make up I feel like I need another shower by the time I'm done. So disgusting.
Uuugh this is me all the time in the summer. I'm considering giving up makeup because by the time I'm done I'm a sweaty mess and its AFU anyway.
I gave up makeup in general years ago. Its a relief. My only makeup routine now is to brush translucent powder over my face before I go to work or am 'going out'. Otherwise I don't even bother with that. It's very freeing. Then again, I am hippy dippy
@mellymar and @MrsWiggleWaggle, I wish I could give up on makeup, but for the good of humanity, I haven't. I would seriously probably scare the junk out of people. Especially now, I have such bad circles under my eyes from not sleeping and the ends of my eyelashes are blonde so my eyes look like a zombie. I go in the bathroom at work and thanks to the lovely fluorescent lighting, sometimes I scare myself. And my poor hair. Ya'll it's naturally curly and since I've been pregnant there are these huge chunks that are not as curly as other parts and it just hangs there in the most awkward way. The upside to straightening it is that I can use dry shampoo and not have to wash it every day. I need another keratin treatment, stat!
I just watched a video where a woman was dancing (trying to twerk, I think) until her water broke. Whooooo wants to test this out? Thinking this is definitely the answer
I just watched a video where a woman was dancing (trying to twerk, I think) until her water broke. Whooooo wants to test this out? Thinking this is definitely the answer
Twerking by the ice cream! You go into labor AND you get ice cream. Win-win!
@KarasTwin God I miss my Brazilian blow outs...possibly dangerous yes. But it was so nice to just get up brush my hair and go. Curly hair is soo time consuming. @mellymar you would think at this point I would give up on makeup. And I guess I have to some degree despite living most of my life south of the mason Dixon I've never nailed a solution for humidity. I guess I just stick to eye makeup and no foundation...but I hate that too sometimes.
The upside is I never need lotion in the humidity! Pretty sure I've been working on the same bottle for a year now. Granted I just got back stateside...but that sucker won't be replaced anytime soon!
After some discussion, hubs took the car to work for his duty days today and tomorrow (we only have one car). Usually I drive him to work and go to pick him up when his two days on shift are over. But he was afraid that if I went into labor I would not be able to drive to come get him and he was going to have a problem getting a ride home. His work is only 20 minutes away so its not that far, but now I'm freaking out that I have no way to get myself to the hospital if something happens and I don't think I can wait on him. (I have neighbors and people I can call if I need to, its not like I'm totally ride-less) Sod's law says that because I've always been able to run to the hospital on my own anytime before and now I can't, that means I should go into labor, right?
Re: NO ONE can predict when you will start labor
Also screw target ladies..... Lol just kidding..... I wish we had one !
\:D/
Bounced on exercise ball most of day - check
Sex - check
EPO pills - check
Frozen yogurt date with man & fur baby - check
I'm pretty much guaranteed labor tonight, right ladies?!
Hope you're good, girl!
Where you at girl ?!
@mellymar
...Does this mean I'll have another baby soon?
Does that mean I'll go into labor soon??
Sorry y'all. My family apparently does NOT have ESP. (Which is good for me, I did not want them to be right. But I would've accepted it if yesterday had been a Friday the 13th. If it had, I probably would've asked for a membrane sweep, lol)
Edited cause words are hard at dawn
Then again, I am hippy dippy
The upside is I never need lotion in the humidity! Pretty sure I've been working on the same bottle for a year now. Granted I just got back stateside...but that sucker won't be replaced anytime soon!
Sod's law says that because I've always been able to run to the hospital on my own anytime before and now I can't, that means I should go into labor, right?