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sarenu1 · January 2015

stringy813 said:

Today I want to be a SAHM.

Today I wanted to just stay home. Alone.

freezorburn · January 2015

The grass is always greener.

unaveragejane · January 2015

A ladybug got in the house, and N has been finding it and chatting with it every time we have been upstairs today. By naptime, it was legs-up dead on the landing. N noticed immediately. FFMC: I lied and told him it was sleeping.

unaveragejane · January 2015

stringy813 said:

freezorburn said:
The grass is always greener.
It's not even cuz I don't wanna work. It's cuz I had fun today.

My first thought was to tell you how hard some SAH days are, but I'm sure you know that already. Instead I'm happy for you that you had a fun day!!!

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sasq09 · January 2015

So I took the dog to the vet. It wasn't until I was there that I realized I still had my pj pants on... At 3:00 in the afternoon... At least they are sweat pants, it could have been my tinker bell ones just as easily I suppose... At least I remembered my bra lol

SuperTinkerham · January 2015

This weekend I tripped on the hem of my sweatpants w a load of laundry and pulled the baby gate out of the wall. Thank goodness I didn't have the baby in my hands, and I was going upstairs instead of down. I hoped Mister wouldn't notice. (baby isn't mobile yet, it is just up from when we had Dogzilla).

He noticed within 30 seconds of being home. I screeched "THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I AM OK. AND YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX DRYWALL".

The moral of the story?
Capri yoga pants > than full length sweat pants.

km_md · January 2015

Hugs @BoothBaby‌ spotting is so scary. I hope that everything is okay.

And @unaveragejane‌ you definitely were missing something from your life without friends. Now you can watch from start to finish!

nanabanana06 · January 2015

Omg, my chem teacher sent us home with a 20 point quiz the first day of class. Eff my life! It's all math!

CLLDLL · January 2015

@BoothBaby‌ Glad the spotting has stopped. You have my T&Ps that it stays that way.

Meals are patience trying in our house mostly because the 9 year always has something to complain about. Doesn't like the food, its too well done or not crunchy enough, or my personal favorite is I make something like chicken breasts one week and he picks at them then two weeks later he scarfs his helping and complains that I didn't make more. Also the toddler and 9 year old egg each other on and laugh at each other's bad behavior. At least once a week something gets spilled that wouldn't have had the spiller been holding the glass correctly/paying attention/using good manners.

Into+the+Kitty · January 2015

ovenrack said:

I watched the first few episodes. I think Friends was pretty terrible in the beginning... I had forgotten.

Friends was terrible, period. There. I said it. I have been holding that in like a fart for so long.

stoneycakes · January 2015

Into+the+Kitty said:

ovenrack said:

I watched the first few episodes. I think Friends was pretty terrible in the beginning... I had forgotten.

Friends was terrible, period. There. I said it. I have been holding that in like a fart for so long.

Wow. I think you need that in your sig. It would be even more offensive than your current one

unaveragejane · January 2015

Into+the+Kitty said:

ovenrack said:

I watched the first few episodes. I think Friends was pretty terrible in the beginning... I had forgotten.

Friends was terrible, period. There. I said it. I have been holding that in like a fart for so long.

You hold in farts?! Who are you? Meesh?!

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TJ1979 · January 2015

Guise. P has eczema on her butt, a huge rash covering her whole neck, and is spitting up everywhere. It's awful. And I don't know exactly what I did, because I gave up on the 3 day rule over the weekend.

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PipSqueak0313 · January 2015

CLLDLL said:

@BoothBaby‌ Glad the spotting has stopped. You have my T&Ps that it stays that way. Meals are patience trying in our house mostly because the 9 year always has something to complain about. Doesn't like the food, its too well done or not crunchy enough, or my personal favorite is I make something like chicken breasts one week and he picks at them then two weeks later he scarfs his helping and complains that I didn't make more. Also the toddler and 9 year old egg each other on and laugh at each other's bad behavior. At least once a week something gets spilled that wouldn't have had the spiller been holding the glass correctly/paying attention/using good manners.

That reminds me of the time dh had boiled carrots to have with supper. Ds1 made the comment that he doesn't like carrots cooked like that. Since dh and I were newlyweds, dh asked ds1 how he liked his carrots cooked and ds1 responded with "I don't." It took dh a moment to realize that ds1 was saying he prefers raw carrots. ......... and the time dd said she likes " peas and carrots, but not peas and carrots." Meaning she likes them served individually but not mixed.

ElleBeeDub · January 2015

Oh, TJ, (((hugs)))

PipSqueak0313 · January 2015

Sorry TJ, hopefully it resolves quickly and hopefully you can figure out a cause without a repeat.

bumpuser9353653 · January 2015

Oh no, TJ

bumpuser9353653 · January 2015

Meanwhile, I'm rocking A back and forth while standing because laying her down makes her scream bloody murder. And apparently hubs didn't see my "your turn " text i sent 30 min ago. WTH baby?!

TJ1979 · January 2015

Ear infection or teeth @rugbymama‌?

bumpuser9353653 · January 2015

TJ1979 said:
Ear infection or teeth @rugbymama‌?

I'm hoping teeth. She just got over an ear infection a couple weeks ago. And she said "f* the book, I'm getting my top teeth in first!"

The first tooth already broke through and the second just poked through a day or two ago but the whole edge hasn't cleared, so hopefully it's that. Please dear Lord let it be that and not another ear infection!

scaggsed · January 2015

Rugby, I'm so sorry, that sounds rough. Maybe he didn't get the message? Hopefully, for his sake...

My husband is sick so he's sleeping on the floor to avoid passing it to me (also, sleeping on the floor helps his back, so he doesn't mind) but he's snoring so loud I want to smother his face.

Into+the+Kitty · January 2015

LLOL maple.

Long story with a funny punchline:

I use my checking account to pay bills throughout the month and then at the end of the month sweep everything except for $200 into my savings account. Once my money enters savings I very, very rarely take it back out. I'm a total freak about money, especially when I'm pregnant.

Once, when I was pregnant with A, I forgot a check I'd written, so at the beginning of the month we ended up with less than two hundred in our account. J never knows how much money is in our account because I take care of it all, but he knows it would never be less than two hundred, so he spends money without asking or checking the balance on the account.

I didn't want him spend money until my paycheck went in because I sure as hell wasn't taking money out of the savings. I was working still, at the bank we use, and didn't want him to accidentally overdraw our account (even though they would have covered it with the money from savings, you get an angry call from corporate asking why you can't appropriately balance your accounts) but I had nonstop appointments all day so I texted him a heads up of 'Just so you know, we don't have any money right now.' and then tossed my phone into my desk.

Well imagine my incredible embarrassment when I later realized I'd sent the text message to my MOM. So she was pretty much freaking out that her 30 something week pregnant daughter had no money, and also LLOL that it wasn't even a text saying something like, 'Hey we've hit a rough patch, can we borrow some money.' It was so embarrassing. I never discuss my personal money situation with anyone, but I ended up giving my mom a rough run down of what was in our savings and how I manage my checking account just because I was so embarrassed and didn't want her thinking we were totally broke and (very rudely, I might add) asking for a handout from her.

Into+the+Kitty · January 2015

Dear child,

The whole point of an ON diaper is because you wake up 100% when I change you. This ON diaper is only possible because you haven't pooped overnight in over two weeks. Why then are you choosing to fill your diapers in the middle of the night for the past two nights now? Please stop and let us all get some sleep.

Sincerely,

Into the 'Up to my elbows in poop' Kitty, aka Mommy

km_md · January 2015

Oh no TJ

I'm so sorry. I hope P is feeling better soon.

Hugs Rugby. I hope you were able to get some sleep.

stoneycakes · January 2015

LLOL at that text, ITK!

TJ1979 · January 2015

stoneycakes said:

LLOL at that text, ITK!

LLOL @ SAK responding at 4:30 am. And not LLOL at me being awake.

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unaveragejane · January 2015

Both boys are sick - like coughing up lungs and stuff. I think it's just a chest cold. While I'm glad that neither has needed antibiotics yet, I really wish there was something I could do to cut the illness short. They just seem so miserable.

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PipSqueak0313 · January 2015

theultimatesak said:

TJ1979 said:

stoneycakes said:

LLOL at that text, ITK!

LLOL @ SAK responding at 4:30 am. And not LLOL at me being awake.

what the heck are you guys talking about? are you drinking already? it's only 8:30am. i mean, i'm not judging but...wait, yeah i am

Are we sure TJ was awake when she posted that

bumpuser9353653 · January 2015

Thanks all. Turns out hubs did not have his phone or smart watch on him when i texted so he never got the message. Then he wondered why I never came back down stairs, ha!

We were up every 1.5-2hrs for comfort nursing. She would squirm a bit every time I put her back down like she couldn't get comfy, but would eventually settle. Hubs brought her Tylenol around 3am (p.s - the bubble gum flavor is apparently a big hit!). Didn't help that R decided to wake up in a fit at 4 because her door was closed too much and her feet got uncovered. These kids!

Kudos to you ladies who have 3+ children. Super moms, all of you. Seriously, the last week has made me question wanting a third lol

On the plus side, we got about 2inches of snow last night and it's still snowing, so that makes me happy, especially since it's my WFH day

PipSqueak0313 · January 2015

@unaveragejane‌ sick kids is the only thing worse than being sick yourself. Hoping they recover quick. @rugbymama‌ hope your LO is better today.

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stoneycakes · January 2015

theultimatesak said:

SAK. Were you sleep texting?
No? What the heck are you guys talking about?

I was talking about ITK's text to her mom, "Just so you know, we don't have any money." I don't know what TJ's talking about.

TJ1979 · January 2015

stoneycakes said:

theultimatesak said:

SAK. Were you sleep texting?
No? What the heck are you guys talking about?

I was talking about ITK's text to her mom, "Just so you know, we don't have any money." I don't know what TJ's talking about.

Bahahaha. I was totally half asleep when that happened. I got 4.5 hours last night. Ignore me.

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TJ1979 · January 2015

theultimatesak said:

Ohhhh itks text to her mom. Got it. Yeah go back to bed TJ

Iwould LOVE to. Please notify my boss.

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