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• goofygoff member

  October 2014

  Welp.  It's official; I have a cold.

  
  

  I'm not supposed to be blowing my nose for another two weeks, thanks to my tooth extraction.  But fuck that noise.  Of course, after doing it all day, I gave myself a pretty fierce bloody nose.

  
  

  I miss you, NyQuil.  I miss you so much.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

    

  
  

  
  

  For SuzyQ and all March 15 loss moms

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• meowkitten member

  October 2014

  I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
  
  @goofygoff‌ Sorry about your cold!
  
  I had a dream last night that I got in a fight with my mom at Thanksgiving because she wanted us to name the baby after her. Also, because I wouldn't drink more than a glass of wine. Wtf? I pretty much just fought with various people in my dreams all night. Doesn't make for a restful sleep!

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• drudolph11 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  So my moms debauchery has continued. Her Facebook post announcing my pregnancy was seen by my grandfather, so I didn't get to tell him then after begging with him not to tell me aunt and uncle who im close with, I get a text from my aunt saying "what? Your gonna be a mommy"? AHHH :-( so yes the two other people whom I really wanted to tell personally I had to have the conversation with over text message...cuz he freaking told them!!! I was livid and pretty upset that my big news got ruined cuz other people decided it was their place to share it. UGGGGHH Im so pissed and don't even know how to feel.
  
  In better news...18 weeks today!! Whoop whoop!! :-bd

  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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  For @suzyq0525 and all of our other M15 loss moms

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• rm2013 member

  October 2014

  @goofygoff hope you get over that cold really quick!
  
  My random is I'm halfway done! 20 weeks and my A/S is today!!! It's not until late this afternoon which sucks bc I'll be distracted all day! We're so excited to see the bean!

  

  

  
  
  

  
  

  
  

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• rm2013 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  Edit - Stupid mobile app did a dupe of my post, sorry!

  

  

  
  
  

  
  

  
  

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• sweaver93 member

  October 2014

  I get to spend my day dealing with insurance and our property manager, not looking forward to it. Our storms Gave us some "lovely" 75-80 mph wind gusts and it caused a good amount of damage. I'm thankful that we have power and are safe, but am so dreading seeing everything once the sun comes up... So far my patio set is missing(probably somewhere in the yard I hope) and my beautiful gazebo cover was ripped to shreds. It's definitely a Monday.
  
  

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• MissyCee member

  October 2014

  I hosted a baby shower brunch yesterday and there were so many amazing leftovers of bagels and bagel sandwiches. Well come this morning there are only three bagels here, and only one of those is plain which is what I like, the other two are raisin, forget that nonsense. So I put it in the toaster oven and a few minutes come back and it's black. The toaster oven had been all the way turned up. Son. of. a. bitch. I was so excited for a bagel and it was destroyed. I'm one pissed off lady. I'll have to ease my pain with some of the left over chocolate candy now...
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• createmagic14 member

  October 2014

  katydid2014 said:

  If anyone wants a good laugh this morning check out this gem of a thread on TTGP: clicky.  Hi-larious.
  

  OMG. Butt baby. Hahahahahahaha

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• colleen4019 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  RQuinlin said:

  
  

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  katydid2014 said:

  If anyone wants a good laugh this morning check out this gem of a thread on TTGP: clicky.  Hi-larious.
  

  OMG. Butt baby. Hahahahahahaha

  
  

  
  
  That made my shitty morning so much better.

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• cbergh87 member

  October 2014

  katydid2014 said:

  If anyone wants a good laugh this morning check out this gem of a thread on TTGP: clicky.  Hi-larious.
  

  Oh my word!!! Thank u so much!! You made my day with that link i have tears streaming down my face I promise u!!! That is just hilarious!!!!!!! butt baby hahahahahaha

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• Skrittens member

  October 2014

  Wow. I just got on the train - about to sit in an empty seat - and a grown man behind me told me to move - stand!!! he wanted to sit next to the lady in the seat. Not he is hurt, uncomfortable, etc... He just wanted to sit with her. They didn't know each other before - I am listening to the whole convo. I am obviously pregnant and found a seat that is way uncomfortable. I am dumbfounded. What do you say?
  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• colleen4019 member

  October 2014

  Skrittens said:

  Wow. I just got on the train - about to sit in an empty seat - and a grown man behind me told me to move - stand!!! he wanted to sit next to the lady in the seat. Not he is hurt, uncomfortable, etc... He just wanted to sit with her. They didn't know each other before - I am listening to the whole convo. I am obviously pregnant and found a seat that is way uncomfortable. I am dumbfounded. What do you say?
  
  

  I wouldn't have moved!

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• meowkitten member

  October 2014

  I am dying at the butt baby thread. Dying.

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• Skrittens member

  October 2014

  I was just dumbfounded - I was shocked and didn't know what to do! I am generally not confrontational - but when I am it turns into an ordeal - and am already late and behind on work because I don't feel well today. I ended up spotting another seat - but I am scrunched in to it and extremely uncomfortable.

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• bwftw member

  October 2014

  AW moment: 20 weeks 2da!
  
  I have found the biggest discrepancy between tb and my Ovia app in regards to size this week. Ovia says we can measure head to toe now and that puts babe at 10 in. TB still says 6.5 in. 3.5 inches at this point is huge, I feel like.

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• jnowosielski member

  October 2014

  Darbie914 said:

  Skrittens said:

  Wow. I just got on the train - about to sit in an empty seat - and a grown man behind me told me to move - stand!!! he wanted to sit next to the lady in the seat. Not he is hurt, uncomfortable, etc... He just wanted to sit with her. They didn't know each other before - I am listening to the whole convo. I am obviously pregnant and found a seat that is way uncomfortable. I am dumbfounded. What do you say?

  Wait.  So someone told you to move your seat and you just did it willingly?  I would have politely said, "No thank you," and ignored him.

  I wouldn't have been so polite.  F that guy!

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• lisap0924 member

  October 2014

  im so happy to have today off. we had such a busy weekend and my house looks like a disaster area! cleaning and laundry here today

  

  Married the love of my life: 5-17-14

  BFP:6-27-14

  EDD:3-11-15

  Step Mom to Z: 4-11-06

  IT'S A BOY!!!!!!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• almeyer2013 member

  October 2014

  The butt post is so wrong its soo right.
  
  And as far as that guy on the train. I hope someone pisses in his coffee... What a dick.
  
  I tried a prenatal yoga video today. I have felt soo crummy not doing any sort of work out, and it was actually really nice to get some deep stretches in and what not. I barely broke a sweat, but hey... Gotta start somewhere.
  
  I have today off and want to get some laundry and get the house straightened up. Sometimes I regret having 3 animals... They are a lot to clean up after.

  
  

             

  
  

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• LBeez13 member

  October 2014

  I have not purchased one single thing for this baby. I know we still have plenty of time but I feel bad. With my son, I already had purchased way more by this point of pregnancy.
  
  @skrittens that is so rude. I have even gotten up for a person who is much more pregnant than me on the train. There are plenty of others that are not pregnant comfortably sitting.  I don't look super pregnant right now so its no big deal, but one of my pet peeves is bad manners. If someone older than you or pregnant or with a disability is having to stand on a moving train and you are an able human being, be nice and give up your seat!!
  

  
  

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• jurassicrabbit member

  October 2014

  Happy Monday, everyone!
  
  My little brother and his wife visited with my awesome baby niece this weekend. Yay for visits! It was a 6 hour (each way) road trip for them so I'm really happy they came up.
  
  Also, I think my niece gave me a cold. Woke up with the worst sore throat and I can feel it in my ear. Bah. Hope you feel better soon, @goofygoff‌!
  
  But, a/s is today and I can't wait to see my little Groot!

  

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• MrsLaurenandDan member

  October 2014

  @FLFishOutOfWater‌ if there are no latch connectors in the middle, then you cannot safely use latch in the middle. You can, however, use the seatbelt. I think though you are going to be hard pressed to easily fit a seat in that vehicle.
  
  I would check out the website and the Facebook group car seats for the littles. Make sure you read the rules first though. They are a high traffic group with a lot of rules.

  TTC #1 June 2010
  

  1/3/11 S/A - Count 45; Motility 32; Morph 4.3 - 2/10/11 - S/A Count 17mil; Motility 39; Morph 7.9

  1/5/11 Femara Cycle #1 = BFN  2/4/11 Femara Cycle #2 = BFP: 3/4/11 - Starting Progesterone suppositories 

  Beta#1 15DPO = 108; Beta#2 17DPO = 179; Beta#3 18DPO = 259; Beta 4# 20DPO =659!!

  
  

  TTC#2 Pulled goalie 5/12, PPAF 3/13, BFP 6/27 Beta 15DPO=248! 

  Dx Severe Hydrocephalus and severe Dandy Walker Cyst.   Stillborn 10/19/13

   

  TTC#3 - (No preventing, TTC+progesterone starting 12/13)

  4/7/14 CD3 BW - FSH 5.6; AMH 0.469 - 4/11/14 S/A Count 35, Motility 47, Morph 1.5

  4/16/14 - Cycle 6 - Natural IUI - Beta 12DPIUI = 3; Beta 13DPIUI=4.  15DPIUI=6. 17DPIU=4. Chemical Pregnancy  

  TTC #4

  5/5/14 Dx MTHFR homozygous A1298C, Benched 1 cycle HSG 5/14 both tubes open w/scarring on the left   

  5/28/14 Starting clomid 6/8/14 IUI #2 1 dominant follicle 31mm Beta 11DPIUI =4, 15DPIUI = 74, 17DPIUI = 165 

  

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• MrsLaurenandDan member

  October 2014

  Wish me luck ladies. Our final level two scan is today to make sure Sam's brain still looks healthy. And they'll be checking my cervical length too, to make make sure these contractions are really BH and not doing anything.

  TTC #1 June 2010
  

  1/3/11 S/A - Count 45; Motility 32; Morph 4.3 - 2/10/11 - S/A Count 17mil; Motility 39; Morph 7.9

  1/5/11 Femara Cycle #1 = BFN  2/4/11 Femara Cycle #2 = BFP: 3/4/11 - Starting Progesterone suppositories 

  Beta#1 15DPO = 108; Beta#2 17DPO = 179; Beta#3 18DPO = 259; Beta 4# 20DPO =659!!

  
  

  TTC#2 Pulled goalie 5/12, PPAF 3/13, BFP 6/27 Beta 15DPO=248! 

  Dx Severe Hydrocephalus and severe Dandy Walker Cyst.   Stillborn 10/19/13

   

  TTC#3 - (No preventing, TTC+progesterone starting 12/13)

  4/7/14 CD3 BW - FSH 5.6; AMH 0.469 - 4/11/14 S/A Count 35, Motility 47, Morph 1.5

  4/16/14 - Cycle 6 - Natural IUI - Beta 12DPIUI = 3; Beta 13DPIUI=4.  15DPIUI=6. 17DPIU=4. Chemical Pregnancy  

  TTC #4

  5/5/14 Dx MTHFR homozygous A1298C, Benched 1 cycle HSG 5/14 both tubes open w/scarring on the left   

  5/28/14 Starting clomid 6/8/14 IUI #2 1 dominant follicle 31mm Beta 11DPIUI =4, 15DPIUI = 74, 17DPIUI = 165 

  

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• tmh122 member

  October 2014

  The butt baby post made my whole day, I have never seen anything more entertaining! Should we be afraid of oral sex now to haha?!

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• starsailorr26 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  @MrsLaurenandDan‌ Sending vibes for a great ultrasound today!
  
  The butt sex baby thread just made my morning.
  

  
  
  MC: 2/19/14
  
  
  

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• ngolimento member

  October 2014

  Good luck, @MrsLaurenandDan‌

  

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• sjep922 member

  October 2014

  @katydid2014‌ thank you for making my morning and sharing the butt baby thread!! That was amazing.
  
  @chilibeansm0m‌ now that I'm up I will be heading over to the walking dead thread!! H and I watched premier last night, I'm obsessed with that show!!
  
  @MrsLaurenandDan‌ lots of positive thoughts for you!!!

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

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• mommyofkaylin member

  October 2014

  goofygoff said:

  Welp.  It's official; I have a cold.

  
  

  I'm not supposed to be blowing my nose for another two weeks, thanks to my tooth extraction.  But fuck that noise.  Of course, after doing it all day, I gave myself a pretty fierce bloody nose.

  
  

  I miss you, NyQuil.  I miss you so much.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

    

  I also have a cold. It's def worse pregnant because there is almost nothing you can do to help it.

  

  
  

  Kaylin Lanelle Born 9/2012

  Rylee Amelia due March 5, 2015

  
  

  
  

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• chaysefaith member

  October 2014

  I'm super far behind on catching up here.  I wasn't around most of yesterday and work is busy today so I wasn't able to read the randoms so far.  I was just popping in to say that Apple can fix my broken screen on my phone for $70 less than I can get it replaced through Verizon.  Hoorah!

  
  

  Now off to catch up.

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• MrsLaurenandDan member

  October 2014

  RQuinlin said:

  @MrsLaurenandDan‌ FX and lots of T&P today! I'll be thinking about you. Update us ASAP please!

  I will. The appointment isn't until 3:30MT though. So we've got awhile.

  TTC #1 June 2010
  

  1/3/11 S/A - Count 45; Motility 32; Morph 4.3 - 2/10/11 - S/A Count 17mil; Motility 39; Morph 7.9

  1/5/11 Femara Cycle #1 = BFN  2/4/11 Femara Cycle #2 = BFP: 3/4/11 - Starting Progesterone suppositories 

  Beta#1 15DPO = 108; Beta#2 17DPO = 179; Beta#3 18DPO = 259; Beta 4# 20DPO =659!!

  
  

  TTC#2 Pulled goalie 5/12, PPAF 3/13, BFP 6/27 Beta 15DPO=248! 

  Dx Severe Hydrocephalus and severe Dandy Walker Cyst.   Stillborn 10/19/13

   

  TTC#3 - (No preventing, TTC+progesterone starting 12/13)

  4/7/14 CD3 BW - FSH 5.6; AMH 0.469 - 4/11/14 S/A Count 35, Motility 47, Morph 1.5

  4/16/14 - Cycle 6 - Natural IUI - Beta 12DPIUI = 3; Beta 13DPIUI=4.  15DPIUI=6. 17DPIU=4. Chemical Pregnancy  

  TTC #4

  5/5/14 Dx MTHFR homozygous A1298C, Benched 1 cycle HSG 5/14 both tubes open w/scarring on the left   

  5/28/14 Starting clomid 6/8/14 IUI #2 1 dominant follicle 31mm Beta 11DPIUI =4, 15DPIUI = 74, 17DPIUI = 165 

  

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• ashleyrh661 member

  October 2014

  That butt baby thread made my morning!!! Still laughing!!
  
  @MrsLaurenandDan‌ sending all my good vibes for your appt!
  
  My 3 yr old slept till almost 8 today! So that means I did too!! Hooray!

  <a href="http://www.thebump.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Pregnancy"><img src="http://global.thebump.com/tickers/tt1ad190.aspx" alt=" BabyFruit Ticker" border="0"  /></a>

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• jnowosielski member

  October 2014

  @MrsLaurenandDan‌ you have all my Ts & Ps!

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• rm2013 member

  October 2014

  @Mrslaurenanddan - good vibes for a great apt today!

  @katydid2014 - thanks so much for posting that. I was already crying laughing, but then I almost peed my pants when someone posted the What What in the Butt gif....

  @Rquinlin - thanks!

  @drudolph11 - sorry about your news being shared, that sucks!

  @sweaver93 - hope all goes well with your wind damage getting repaired and all that red tape!

  @happymamax2 - I feel for you! It will get better. My DH has been out of town every week for the past 5 weeks. It's bad enough being alone but the worst was DD looking for him and saying da da and me having to tell her no, he's not here. Hopefully your ILs can come and stay. Hugs until he gets back!

  

  

  
  
  

  
  

  
  

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• cafecreme member

  October 2014

  MrsLaurenandDan said:

  Wish me luck ladies. Our final level two scan is today to make sure Sam's brain still looks healthy. And they'll be checking my cervical length too, to make make sure these contractions are really BH and not doing anything.

  GL, I'll be thinking about you and LO today.

  
  

   
  

  
  

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• meowkitten member

  October 2014

  @MrsLaurenandDan‌ Thinking of you and Sam today! Looking forward to a good update later!

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• nannabee21 member

  October 2014

  Good luck today @MrsLaurenandDan!! Thinking of you!
  
  And the butt baby thread gave me a good laugh this morning waiting for my bloodwork. Haha
  
  
  Had my 17 week check today.. All is well! I've had a few episodes of cramping that I was concerned about but she said it was normal. Also had a 1 hour glucose test. I had to get an early one since I have PCOS. I must say the drink was good. I enjoyed it. Lol. I think the baby did too because she could barely get a heart rate on the doppler since it was wiggling so much. We also scheduled the anatomy scan for November 3! Can't wait to find out what sex this kiddo is!

  Me(29), DH (29)
  Married December 2011     TTC#1 Since November 2013
  Dec. 2013... BFP! 12/31/13... Natural M/C 1/29/14 (8 weeks)
  July 2014...BFP!... 17dpo beta 581...19dpo beta 1419!!.. stick baby, stick!
  EDD: 3/20/15.. It's a boy!
  
  
  

  

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• DragonflyDreaming member

  October 2014

  Good luck at all appointments today!
  
  I'm lying in bed ... this cold is kicking the crud out of me. And there's a massive thunderstorm. Bed is a perfect place to be at noon, right?
  
  
  So, what happened with the Mod nominations/vote? I was going to post this on the 'vote thread' but can't seem to write a reply on it. Is @MandJS‌ sticking with us? Is @meladoriestar‌ a new mod for the board? Or is @chaysefaith‌ handling things? I'm ok with any of the above, but would like to make sure I know my board mods!
  
  Hope everyone is having a good Monday?

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• kcbizme member

  October 2014

  Okay 4 pages in, hello ladies!

  
  

  I was MIA all weekend. I hope everyone had a good weekend!

  
  

  Good luck to everyone with appointments today, especially @MrsLaurenandDan - big hugs!

  
  

  Fx for good appointments all around.

  
  

  Re: the LATCH conversation - in my car, the LATCH works only in the middle. I'm slightly confused about installing using the car seatbelt..

  
  

  I love TWD. Also, I hate Mondays, so I hope everyone has a great day!

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• mangomimosa member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  @cabauer9‌ TB app has to have a mistake or something! It's only 6 inches at week 19, 6.5 at week 20, then 10.5 inches at week 21 - how does it grow 4 inches in 1 week??!....
  
  OH. So apparently they switch from measuring crown-to-rump & start measuring head-to-toe at 20-21 weeks. Ovia makes the switch 1 week earlier than TB, & baby "grows" 4 inches in week 19.
  
  
  ETA @MrsLaurenandDan‌ thinking of you today!! FX all is well!!
  
  

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• jurassicrabbit member

  October 2014

  chilibeansm0m said:

  I told dh about the butt baby. He says I'm already pregnant so no need to worry and that we should try for twins then. That is how twins are made, no?

  Ha! My SO said the same thing when I showed it to him. "You want me to pop another one in there?"

  

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